Femanons, what makes you glad you're not a guy?

All of this makes giving reincarnation a shot seem worth it.

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>mfw most of these motherfuckers are larpers

Nice try faggots

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I'm happy to be a woman. I have difficulties, I have struggled a lot in my life, but I think things are getting better for me and will continue to improve as far as my mental/physical health goes now that I am an adult. There are worse things to be than a middle-class woman in the USA, even with subpar social skills and looks I think I am blessed. I think I'm going to have an okay life and I am glad I am me. If I were a male I would be an entirely different person, having gone through boyhood/teenhood as a male would've shaped me so much differently I can't say if it would've been better/worse but as I am I'm happy and have overcome my teen dysphoria and suicidal feelings
pic related, poem I like
not sorry for the gay blog post

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Balls are ugly. And I like having a vagina.

Nothing.
Please make me boy.

Unlike trannies I won't kill myself if you don't believe me

I'd be glad to switch.

Femanons, not virgin guys

>they seem to be more susceptible to rape memes, probably because those memes teach them men inherently love rape and they like seeing themselves as above others
I don't think it's about susceptibility, I think it's just the fact that women are teach men to rape and men listen to women a whole lot.

i can like soft/cute things like stuffed animals and not be harrassed over it

Not needing to shave my face and not being viewed as completely gay when I say Im bi

>Not needing to shave my face
I mean, I don't HAVE to shave my face, I just don't feel like properly maintaining a beard right now.

>socially acceptable to be emotional
socially tolerated rather than acceptable. still negative connotations
>>generally seen as weak/harmless/non-threatening so people drop their guards around us or presume innocence
this is only a benefit for malevolent people. being looked down on isn't nice
>more acceptable to be weak/dependent on a man or family
again, i'd say tolerated rather than acceptable. women living with parents in late 20s is pretty much as negative for women as men in modern society. same goes for not having a job
>socially acceptable/expected to make less money than a man, but making more doesn't matter
pay gap big lie, but the connotation with it, again, isn't exactly an upside. either feminist bullshit or again, being looked down on. as for making more, yeah. it doesn't matter. so our accomplishments aren't really considered, and we're still perceived as weaker/earning less. how is this good?
>never get drafted into war
yeah this is solid benefit, though I don't see any major wars requiring drafting happening in the near future.
>socially acceptable to stay home while husband works
very not true anymore. if you have kids, maybe it'd be socially acceptable/tolerated, but by no means is it practical/plausible unless the husband is earning hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>tfw character limit reached

I know. Beards are cool in any form. This is all hypothetical

>this is only a benefit for malevolent people. being looked down on isn't nice
I dunno man I don't enjoy being perceived as a threat and treated like a potential rapist every time I'm near a woman in an even slightly vulnerable situation. That might just be me being unintentionally creepy though, but it's hard for a woman to achieve the same effect.

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>get to have domestic hobbies like cooking, baking, gardening and home decorating without being considered faggy
male chefs are honestly very, very popular with women. gardening a bit less so, unless you're gardening vegetables/herbs/fruits, which is, again, very popular with women.
plus, not many women have domestic hobbies/interests anymore, unfortunately.
>maternal instincts so we bond with our children more intensely
i mean, bonding is nice. there's paternal instincts too, to defend the family and offspring.
>which is why we win custody of kids if divorced
divorce differences between men and women is rough. i guess technically benefit for being woman, but i wouldn't be proud of this
>not expected to be physically fit, just thin
so, expected to be visually appealing regardless of health? good benefit. 10/10
>not ruled by our libido
i wouldn't claim men are ruled by their libido. some, sure, but there's outliers among women too
>other gender becomes retarded when sexually attracted to us
i wouldn't call infatuation "becoming retarded" but I mean, sure? also not much of a benefit
>can make money off of our appearance easily due to sex market created by horny men
i guess we can, but this isn't going to be applicable to most women. men are also able to make money off of their appearance by putting on a skirt. sometimes more than women. can only see the amount of trap love increasing due to gender differences lately.
>and we can do this without even going outside thanks to the internet
same as above
>other gender more likely to go on suicide watch for not getting laid
unfortunate truth, though i'd replace "getting laid" with "forming meaningful relationships".
>get to have multiple, intense back-to-back orgasms
very, very, very much exaggerated due to porn.
vast majority of women cannot, and a good percentage of women cannot orgasm at all.

oh yeah that might be what was meant by that statement, my bad. didn't perceive it that way at first.
culture is pretty absurd nowadays, it's a shame men are seen as threats like that.

Why do women never capitalise the first letter in a sentence?

Reincarnation doesn't real. This is the only life you'll ever have. You'll always be male.

I usually do, but when doing greentext or quoting someone, for some reason I generally don't.
Then I didn't want to change my typing style to avoid confusing people.

Why do women always leave me?

Well, you can't be sure. It features prominently in the old beliefs. Just because Christians don't believe it, doesn't make it not real.

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I don't know your circumstances or personality, don't know how you behave in interpersonal relationships.
Hard to make any assumption without information, user.

literally all (((memes))) because there's no way of proving who's the real NPC's.

Everyone is an NPC. Free will is a lie.

Women are allowed to cry during movies and at weddings, when a man does it is it okay? No. It's weird.
Men are seen as creepy/rapey/violent. Who is afraid of a woman beating or raping them? Only an extremely small majority at most.
Men have higher and harder expectations when it comes to earning (providing) and being independent. How is this good? Because we can do less and still be okay. Some men are still embarrassed to have a partner who makes more because it goes against tradition and they were probably raised by a stay at home mom. A woman will never have this hang up.
We can be weak and less earning and still be extremely desirable. We can also be high earning and still desirable. How is this not seen as an advantage?
Practicality aside, there's still loads of housewives out there and nobody cares. Househusbands? Weird.
Men decorating cupcakes is pretty gay.
Paternal instincts will never match a mother's. We carried you for 9 months. Father's walk out far more often than a mother will, especially in certain ethnic groups.
Men become retarded monkeys and kiss our feet and throw money at us if they think it will get them closer to our genitals. Thirst is real. Pussy whipped is a thing. Again, a total advantage is you choose to use it.
Are you one of those few women who can't get off? I feel so sad for you. My reality is completely different and it's great. I have also hardly watched porn so my view is not skewed by it.

a lot of men seem to be socially stunted and lacking in empathy
whereas I can get along well with most people and understand what they're feeling even though I'm a bit of a sperg

I also love the variety in women's clothing and the fact that I can cover up my dark undereye circles with makeup

>when a man does it is it okay? No. It's weird.
When a man cries at a wedding, it gets posted to reddit at Jow ForumsMadeMeSmile and Jow Forumsaww
Let's be realistic here

I've never seen any men get shit for crying at movies, personally.
I don't think men are universally seen as such, just by a painfully loud minority.
Yeah I can see the logic with that statement, but not something I'd be happy about.
Unfortunately true, again. I'd personally have an issue with making significantly less than a male partner. I'm big on equity.
Didn't you just claim being high earning would make a man embarrassed to be with you? And while I guess it can arguably be an advantage, I'm personally not too proud of being desired for no particular reason.
Yeah there's a lot of double standards with men, definitely not claiming otherwise. I personally find housewives to be archaic, though. In the few cases housewives exist, their husbands are generally well off. It's really only something you see in upper middle class/lower upper class households, or households where the wife is on disability or something similar.
Not really, maybe perceived as such to some people, but I watch a a lot of male cooking/baking channels. There is no shortage of thirst from female commenters.
I think walk out rates are much, much more ethnic than gender based, personally. If not based on ethnic principals, there's usually drugs/alcohol/another woman involved. There is definitely less bond on the paternal side, but it's there.
Yeah, it can be an advantage, but I just can't see myself taking advantage of those sort of men in that way.
And yeah, I've never managed to orgasm, knew a few others in the same boat.

Also this.

Only 10% of the entire human population thinks its "aww".

The rest will verbally abuse the guy as wimpy, unmanly, weird, creepy or as someone they'd happily cheat on

You mean when Chad cries at a wedding. Chad can do whatever he wants.

Chad never cries tho