/britfeel/

He's too obsessed with drama, and is a huge attention-seeker. His ego is so massively inflated I'm sure it's the reason he looks like he would float away like a zorb ball if you left him untethered by a body of water.

pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it... pounding it...

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Goodnight and don't let your fantasy mutt waifu hear you say that.

>anyone whos ever had a dream
>anyone whos ever played a part
>anyone whos ever been lonely
>and anyone whos ever split apart

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*wafts in your direction*

He also does 10 plus videos on the same topic, we know about paytowin ffs

Garlic bread hahaha

fuck sake, didn't see the new thread

was saying lads that I wish I was part of a /vg/ group, mostly to have an identity of some kind and get to know some like minded people through a game desu

Still need to watch this movie

nowts stopping you mate, go for it

well that's the thing innit, just need to be really interested in one of them games...

A 52kg person, two cats and a pigeon. Argos sofas are shite, it was a corner one too and the clips to hold it together were plastic and broke within 6 months.

Any lads on the lonely grind tonight?

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Here you go, just to make sure you see it. It's my car, you pillock. And it's not a Fiat 500. Spot the difference, I deliberately parked next to the white one for people like you.

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I am. Gunna get on Omegle in a bit and talk to robots on there.

Using a server with an enterprise-grade GPU for about $60 a month to generate new anime girls.
After 45 minutes it's got this. Should have a few more pixels by tomorrow.

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Can you generate some anime girls for me, lod? Cheers, big ears.

In due time, lad. I understand that training takes a few weeks before it's ready.
In the meantime, thiswaifudoesnotexist.net has some ones up already.

>WAHHH ITS NOT A FIAT 500
I mean considering the base car is built by Fiat and Abarth is owned by Fiat. I'd say it was a Fiat.

Few questions lads.

Do we even like England unironically?
Do we even like britfeel unironically?
How was your day?

So what you guys watching on tv rn?

Not in its current state
Yes but sometimes no
Not bad had a nice dream going to be up all nigh now

>watching TV
why?

Vera.

I unironically like britfeel but hate England as I'm an Irish nationalist

>people say they don't like me
So? I don't like you either

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Bit of a shambles but its most likely not
love and hate as always
Just been fucking about on phone games and listening to podcasts

>watching tv in 2019
>5 minutes of ads for every 10 mins of screen time
TV is outdated

That skeleton is amazing. I don't see things like that here because the foxes have already eaten it.
Yeah, I think you'd get funny looks taking pics of someone's house, they'd think you were casing it. Felt a bit weird taking pics of someone else's car for nitpicking user but they weren't around fortunately. See if you can get one when he's not looking.
All the barns are full presently, I've got to move my dad's Merc before the gold digger tracks it down so that's coming over and the main barn is full of new kitchen cabinets I intend to fit one of these days, amongst other things. I'm kinda wary about organising another one however, I don't mean things only got a little bit dodgy, I mean enraged dealers promising bad things and I don't want people like that on my doorstep.
The fuckbois have mostly cottoned on and have given up trying, there's one Seat thingy however that is surprisingly fast so I dunno what he's done to it. From the hand gestures I don't think they're referring to me as a lady.
Teeth came from various sources, asked the neighbours if the tooth fairy would deliver here and I knew a dental nurse once. They're supposed to be destoyed if they're removed at a dentist but they're easy to pocket.
The Young Ones was a series with Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmonson and Nigel Planer, it was about this bunch of students being... well, students. See if you can find it online, it's funny.
I didn't realise shops like that still existed. 1826! Is it still in the same family who started it?
I like indica personally, takes my mind places and shuts my head up. I'll look online, hadn't thought to do that cheers.
My mapping guy is good, he's the one who did pic related on the track car.

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Couldn't give a toss if people actually like me or not, just let me get on with what I am doing.

are you a 69 year old woman?

You know when people say TV they mostly mean the medium of TV not necessarily live broadcast television. Who the fuck doesn't just watch stuff on demand?

Basically. The only people who have told me that they don't like me are the ones I didn't like in the first place. So far it's been some vapid thot and some eastern european goth boy faggot who paints his nails.

piss off zoomers. tv is comfy and owning ones own tv is a sign of affluence.

Abarth is the tuning house hence having a different badge. They take everything out of the 500 and start again, the interior is totally different too.

I've never had anyone tell me explicitly they don't like me but you can just tell from some people they aren't particularly enamored with being around you.

So there was this monkey waiting for the train right

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a tuning house owned by fiat.

why cant you do both anonynon..

Turns out... Little Monkey fella
Wahey ya orange headed mancccccx

god i think ive literally listened to every second of everything hes been on

I fit into most social groups, but apparently I'm annoying for them so they've told me.
Right, mate. Then what happened?

>owning ones own tv is a sign of affluence
yeah mate 200 bong for a flatscreen means your rich

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the funny thing is how much hes actually right about that ricky and steve take the piss of

Guys he has to be putting it on right? You've all watched him most of it is acting/playing it up to be funny

I got an idiot abroad on BD recently
Occasionally ill get the itch to go back and listen to the xfm shows but I don't think my belly could stand the constant laughing!

most people either are using their parents tv and service or using it from a rented property so yes it is.

Your point? Do you say a Mercedes is a Daimler? A Maserati is a Fiat? A Range Rover a Tata?

XFM shows are top tier. Monkey news, rockbusters white van karl. Gotta be the best 3 lads around

>a hyde poster
Wow, what a loser

anyone hyped for the new snk season ?

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Reminds me of the Gremlins part in the show when Karl tries to remember the mogwai thing or whatever its called
XFM days not a chance but around the time of idiot abroad he became much more self aware for sure

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>Do you say a Mercedes is a Daimler? A Maserati is a Fiat? A Range Rover a Tata?
Well those are not false statements

Dont think so, lad
I live at home on bennies and I've got an LG 4k HDR TV
Better TV I have than the living room tv
But then again I watch a lot of film and tv

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning

To get to the other egg

While they're not false it's not something you'd say out loud unless you were a total autiste.
>all cats have whiskers
>my dog has whiskers
>my dog is a cat
Logical fallacy.

To get to your anus

yeah but you dont pay for the telly on the tv do you. any nonce could by a bit of plastic.

I would happily make those statements out loud, just Like saying a Lambo or an Audi is a VW because it is.

Well, I just drained 18 days worth of cummies inside my pocket pussy. No fap/cum March is over lids. I couldn't help myself.

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Yeh I pay for Netflix, now TV, Amazon Prime, shudder and Mubi and buy DVDs and blu rays ya big girls blouse
Plus I pay half the virgin bill

ha ah yeah because of mowgli/mogwai. yeah and in moaning of life he pretty much stopped. think he wanted to be taken abit more seriously.

Then you'd look like an utter tit who doesn't know what they're talking about, as you do here.

well then youre almost an affluent pseudo-chad. you just gotta move out and get laid. wow you spend way too much on tv btw.

>while they're not false
>you don't know what you're talking about
???

Well I've already told u all I do is watch TV and movies so its worth it to me simple as
I'm in wheelchair on bennies and don't work so got fuck all else to do

>nice VW Aventador mate

That's exactly what it is though, VAG group trash.

Driven one, have you?

Dont lose hope bud. Even in a wheelchair you can become a chad. You ever considered an escort?

Lambo(VW) have never been driver focused cars in the slightest.

I can barely move in this chair nevermind a Ford escort you cheeky cunt

My taxidermy guy has had a polar bear rug for sale for a few years, it's 5000 quid which is probably why no one has bought it. It would be really cool though
I wanted to take pictures of any nice cars I saw too but like you said they'd think I wanted to nick it. There's a yellow porsche on my sisters road it's quite nice. Next time I walk up that way I'll try and get a picture of that house
Ah, no you don't want people like that are your doorstep. We could just have a little rave by ourselves I don't think the drug dealers will turn up if there's only 2 people
I'm not really a fan of Seat, they're usually driven by drug dealers, same as the vw golf
So you have your neighbours childrens teeth? cool. When I had my wisdom teeth out I asked if I could keep them but they wouldn't let me. I bet the dental nurse pocketed them to give to someone like you
It's on the torrent site I use I'll download it and give it a watch
I'm pretty sure its the same family. I don't know where the factory is but I know it's somewhere round here. The shop is just outside the churchill precinct. There used to be a big mural thing of Churchill in the churchill precinct but it got covered up for some reason.
Indica is my favourite too. It's best to order directly from the breeder when possible, most of these generic shops sell fake stuff or they simply aren't authorised to sell the stuff.
Wow that must have been very quick

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I laughed at this more than I should have really.

come on, even stephen hawking managed to fuck in his chair and even cheated on his wife. so what happened to you?

Jesus. If you mean by "driver focused" they don't have parking sensors or heated seats and there's nowhere for a child seat and a labrador you're quite right, because if you want things like that go and buy an estate car.
They are focused on performance, the same way I wouldn't have taken my track car to the supermarket, and as you obviously don't understand the difference I'm going to bed, I have better things to do than point out when a mong is being a mong.

alright hun sleep tight x

Blood clot in my legs
Like Dr house but worse I guess

The seats are actually heated in the Aventador and there is a parking package which I assume comes with sensors.
user is definitely a mong tho
Good night pigeon lady

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Imagine being a Pigeon Roastie orbiter

Five grand, Christ. I thought selling things like that was illegal these days actually, CITES and all that.
What Porsche is it? My dad had either a Cayman or a Cayenne, I dunno, and got T-boned by a copper pulling out on him in Florida. As they're armed he didn't make a fuss but he was mightily pissed off.
Don't get yourself arrested taking pics of people's houses, I'm just an architecture geek. I'm very impressed by your Arts and Crafts apartment, not the sort of thing you see every day.
I don't think the fuckbois are dealers and they don't know where I live anyway so a mini rave-ette would work, unless my landlord wanted to have a conversation while we were twatted. I was looking in my freezer the other day and found a little tupperware box, I thought it was cat wormer then I checked and it's some microdots I was sent as fan mail when I was DJ'ing that I'd forgotten about. It would be nice to lie in the fields in summer and trip watching the cloud formations.
Ex-neighbours childrens' teeth, people I don't know and two of my wisdom teeth, the others never came through. It's the ones with double roots that freak me out, I bet they were an absolute bastard to pull out. *shudder* Tomorrow I'll tell you what I intend to do with them.
Kinda weird Churchill got covered up, unless somebody got their arse in their hand about it like they do about all statues and murals these days like those stupid bastards at that university recently. Imagine that, if it's the same family. Your whole life would be mapped out for you before you've even started, you're going to run a sweet factory one day.
I will look for an authorised seedbank on your recommendation, will post a link before I order. I've got that funky little hydroponic thingy full of salad greens presently but I'm sure I could do so much more with it.
Yes, it was very very fast and a different animal to the Abarth and not as much fun really.
I'm off to bed, cat is nagging, n' night :^)

>jim sterling edition
I watch his videos, nothing spectacular but leaps above the other dreck when it comes to people talking about vidya on YouTube

Back from my brothers. Had a lovely time. Some interesting and honest conversation as well

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Mate I dont even pay my tv license

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I think it's like ivory where if it's old then it's allowed.
Not sure what it is, it's an older one anyway.
I don't think I'd get arrested. There are some lovely buildings in town but then it's surrounded by brutalist concrete shit
That would be cool, I would like to trip and watch clouds
One of mine had a double root the dentist did say it was awkward to remove, he had to dig around to get the other bit of root out. I am wondering what you're going to do with teeth hehe
They should uncover the mural tbf might get onto the council to sort it out
I checked their website and it has been the same family for 5 generations
Didn't realise that was you as well. I could give you a lot of advice and help with this but it's not a good idea to talk about it on here.
Smaller cars are a lot more fun
I'm going to bed too. My cats are nagging too
Night night :~)

Wholesome lid

when i take over the country i will give you lads freedom to do almost anything under jurisdiction that you call me master and do my bidding when ever it is asked from you
deal?

Aye, urm,wew lads, I can't breath, what do I say?

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alright lad youre coming with me.