Free (You)s Thread

lol Why would I masturbate to that user?

I have a physics exam tomorrow, I have not done an ounce of homework, and I work over night, so I can't study.

I'm serious. I hope your kids get the worse kind of diseases and misfortune. Hopefully shot up at school. I like to pretend i'm doing it on gta. Kill yourself your children wish they had cooler parents indefinitel. They dont apreciate being the off spring of such a stupid fucking retard like your whore wife :)

That genuinely sucks, user. I remember having to put with that kind of stuff in Uni all the time. Do what you have to do. Just remember that one bad grade isn't the end of the world. That being said, use it as a reminder to not let it happen again in the future. Tape the corrected exam to your TV or computer screen so that you are inspired to get your butt in gear instead of slacking. Otherwise if it's not your motivation that's causing you to do poor in your studies, but your job then you should talk with your manager about it. A degree is worth a lot more than a part time job.

I'm not married yet, user. Nor do I have kids. My fiance and I plan to get married in the fall though and we're pretty excited about it! Marriage is kind of daunting to me, but I'm pretty confident that I've chosen the right woman.

Maybe he'll get shot up at school and nothing good will happen. It's always possible :)

God has a plan for everything, user. Horrible things happen, but we have to remember that our best shot is to aim for the greatest heights that we can.

Maybe you'll both get cancer and die shitting besides eachothers bedsides together while dying? You can post a selfie and show how positive you both are. I sincerely hope so, user :)

i've been having a hard time finding interest in the women that i see on a day to day basis (because i go to university). As a result of this, i feel i'm either being too picky, too anxious, or just too hopeless.

Honestly that would be better than dying alone though. lol but I doubt we'd want to take a selfie at that time.

Maybe a meteor impact will wipe us out? I really hope! With the glee of a molested baby, i sincerely hope you worthless Cretans get fooked :)

I had a similar issue, user. I went to an engineering school where there were rarely any women in my classes and even fewer that had a genuinely good personality. I would say that your best bet would be to take your chances on one girl and try a few dates. By then you'll either like her or you won't and you can always try with another. Just make it clear to her that it will take a while for you to warm up to people and you're not looking for anything too serious yet.

Large meteorites are actually pretty rare, user. So I wouldn't hold your breath. I think cancer is much more likely cause of death like you were saying before. Also, I'm not a Cretan, I'm German-American! lol

i live in Minnesota, one of my main reasons to doubt is that i fear that a woman will not have time to engage in a date or two because of the fact that she's preoccupied with her other friends already

Wow, I actually live near the Twin Cities, user! Hot and humid 45 degrees out today, eh? You'd be surprised about the preoccupied thing though. Women have a libido too, and I'm sure she'd love to be able to brag to her friends about the cute boy who asked her out on a date. And like I said before, you have nothing to lose.

I'm enjoying life a lot at the moment but I'm worried people don't think I'm cool

>i just posted the sam(e) in another thread. Im desperate about this shit, sorry

My dad is coming to visit :) first time i get to do smth good in my life and that leech is ready to land here and flex on everybody on facebook with SuCh A GrEaT cHiLd ThAt He HaS. Im currently trying to decide if ill eat only lunch or only dinner this week and that shithead is flying to europe for a month long trip in the most expensive cities without never helping me with so much as a "you can do it!". My mother tries to help me (draining her accounts dry as she does so) as much as possible but dad gains triple the amount she does (4x on a good day) and never helped me. Hes never going to change, ever.

Hes landing tmr :)

I get social anxiety like that a lot too, user. What helps is knowing that a lot of other people have it too and they're more worried about their own social mistakes than yours lol. Just try not to worry too much about being cool, user. Self improvement and having fun are plenty cool enough.

Fuck that was wholesome. Bless you user

I'm not him, but is Minnesota worth living in? I'm from their, but my family moved to NC when I was 5, and I've only been back there for family reunions.
I'm tempted move their so I can be closer to family, but I don't know what it's like outside of the far northern part of the state.

if only user, if only
i'll give it a shot, there is a girl i had in mind and i will definitely give it a shot before Friday
and yea, the weather is improving, it sucks that i had to deal with a basement flood though

That's a tough one, user. I was lucky enough to have some pretty good parents that loved me sincerely and always encouraged me to succeed. I'm afraid I can't give you a lot of advice about this because I really have never been in a situation like that before. I wish you the best of luck, though.

Are you a nigger? You sound like a stupid nigger....

Finally getting the pension I need to move out of parents, trying to cut back on alcohol and saw a mate yesterday I haven't seen in a year. Also got new prescriptions, life is looking up for a change, glad I can spend the good and bad times with you fellas

dude... that's kind of gay x/

This year has been shitting on me left and right, as if life decided I was too happy and wanted to see if I could leap over more obstacles or if I'd give up and kill myself. I could spent 3 full posts talking about all of it, but the extra thorn in my heart is that a Youtuber who I've been watching since 2010 has decided to call it quits on his channel. He'll still be streaming, but he's leaving his collab work and it hurts because I know his friendship will fade with the other "protagonist" of the channel, since he's most likely moving back to Pennsylvania instead of staying in LA. I don't want to see their friendship fade. They seem destined for each other in a no-homo way. But distance does that to people. My only consolation would be if the other guy (named Aleks) moved back to Massachusetts, which is kinda near Pennsylvania. But god, it just hurts me so much knowing their friendship is probably gonna fade. I really hope to god it doesn't. Even if they ended on good terms, it still doesn't mean they'll keep in touch.

Sorry about the late responses, guys. I just got a call from Ma and Pa that I had to take. I'll try my best to keep up here.

You're welcome, user. Any time :)

Eh. I grew up in Wisconsin and I think the weather is better over there. I'm also not really a city person so I wish I didn't live so close to the Twin Cities. I'm sure I'd enjoy living anywhere in Minnesota but here though.

I met my current fiance in a random engineering class. I started talking to her because I liked her hat lol. Three years later and I couldn't be more in love. Life is weird about that kind of stuff some time. I wish you the best of luck, user.

See above. I'm German-American. Austrian to be exact. I have brown hair and brown eyes though.

Getting to the rest of the posts in the next post.

Same here, user. Jow Forums has given me an outlet during hard times and has cheered me up. I hope I can repay the favour a little bit with you guys. I'm glad you're looking to improve yourself, user. It's not easy and you should be proud at what you have accomplished and use it as motivation to try to do even more.

I am kind of gay. Not really sure at the moment to be honest. Going to get married soon though so I guess I won't have enough chance to really explore that. It's okay though. Like I said I'm kind of religious and I am also afraid of the high risk of STDs associated with same-sex relationships.

We might be thinking of the same thing, but that reminds me of Super Best Friends break up late last year. Always disappointed to see something I like to end. But you know what they say "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a villain." At least I can count on shitty corporate reboot like they did with some of the other things I like (star wars). I hope you feel better though, user. There's still 9 more months left this year. You can still turn things around!

Just put in an application for a new apartment. I hope I get it. This new job I got is really great and I like it a lot but I could really cut down the commute a little. I could be saving a lot of money by not moving out of my parents house but I'd rather do it just so I can finally make my own way as a real adult, you know? I'll still be able to put away close to 20 grand a year into various funds for retirement and savings so I'm not too worried.
Hope your evening is going well OP. I love blogging.

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>I'm German-American. Austrian to be exact. I have brown hair and brown eyes though.
A fellow classic Mid-westerner, I'm also German-American. I do wish I had gotten blond hair, or at least blue eyes. Most of my cousins have blue eyes, so I feel left out.

I am doing pretty well, thank you for asking. Moving out of your parents' place is great, user. I know when I was kicked out left my parent's place when I graduated high school to live with some friends, it was some of the most fun I've ever had. If you do move out though, just make sure you still have people to talk to and hang out with in real life. Living on your own can be pretty lonely otherwise, but I'm glad you are getting your independence.

My fiance says my eyes are "hazel" but I think she's just has rose-tinted glasses. Sometimes I wish I had blonde hair and blues eyes too, but then I remember all the other gifts I have been given and the luck I've had in life and don't sweat it too much. I hope I can use my luck to give back to the world though in the form of contributing to society in engineering as well as producing children with my future wife and spread my lucky genes.

Stress. Everything is stress. I accepted a promotion at work, got a shitload more responsibilities piled on me (as expected), I have a couple more weeks to get my license and I've barely had time to practice, there's a girl that I am interested in that I am getting lots of mixed signals from, I need to get a new phone, I am getting increasingly disconnected from my online friends because of all this despite them being my friends through anything and everything, I feel immense guilt for this, and I feel immense guilt towards the feelings that I need to get away from my disabled mother who has been very nice and accommodating my whole life but I have recently come to realize is a MASSIVE source of negativity in my life because of how much of a defeatist she's always been.

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What kind of lucky genes do you have? All I've got going for me gene-wise is a slightly above average height, a metabolism that makes it so I can't become fat, and a natural talent for math that seems to run in the family.

Stress runs in my family so I'm not stranger to it either, user. My best advice is to take it one day at a time and try to establish a routine. It sucks that you're getting distant from your friends, but sometimes that's the price you pay for success. Trying to carry as much as you can bear is probably the most noble thing you could do, however. Just don't let yourself break because that wouldn't be good for anyone. Your mom is a tough case, but sometimes you have to do what's best for yourself.

I don't like bragging, but since you asked
>high IQ
>high metabolism
>naturally fit
>ability to grow decent facial hair
>above average penis size
And it's not really "genetic", but my parents were able to give me a good platform to be successful in life, and I hope I can do the same with my future children. My fiance has blonde hair and blues eyes so hopefully our kids will take after her. If I had to change one unchangable genetic thing about myself it would be to make myself a few inches taller. I'm decidedly average height at 5'9" (thanks dad)

Already posted this in another thread, but here we go.

I keep going to Asian Massage places an get happy endings. I'm too ugly/socially dumb to find a woman that actually loves me, so I just settle for non english speaking hoes. Its nothing like the shit you see in porn, but desu most of them aren't too bad. After I blow my load, they clean me up, give me a nice bottle of water and tell me I'm their favorite customer. I know they're lying, but I'm so lonely that I don't even care anymore. I'm 28 now and I've been doing this shit for 10 years. I've probably spent like over 10k on handjobs, blowjobs and fake love.

I know I gotta stop. I'm really going to try hard this year. It's been 3 months since I've done it. I'm hoping I can last the whole year. Wish me luck, bros.

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Not SBFP but their end also fucked me up. Talking bout Cow Chop, specifically James. I hope he and Aleks stay buttbuddies forever.

Every day it gets worse. Every day my heart aches a little bit more, every day the stress builds a little bit heavier, every day I do something else wrong or make a decision that or not notice something until it's too late to act on it. I'm not even successful, it's a shitty retail job and I got promoted to assistant manager. Starters at wal-mart still get paid more than I do.

I'm tired man. I'm so tired. I'm thirty now, I should at least have a girlfriend or a decent wage or SOMETHING to show for my life. I have nothing though. I have absolutely nothing.

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You definitely have a very respectable set of Germanic genetics.
I'd personally trade the extra couple inches I have above you in exchange for the naturally fit part, though I probably shouldn't do that for something that can be gained with enough effort.

This is going to suck to hear, but I genuinely think it's the truth. I know you think that you're desperate for love, but I encourage you to clean up your own life before trying to be in a real relationship with another person. I've been in some relationships where my gf was not strong enough to survive on her own and had to depend on me. It was fine for a while, but if I had a bad day then I couldn't be there to help her and we would both be twice as miserable. I see this all the time from my female friends too who get caught up with guys who can't survive on their own and their gf's have to "mother" them. I'm glad that you're getting over your addiction to paid sex, and I hope you are striving to try to improve your life in other ways too. A little effort every day will bring you great things in the long run, I promise. And once you stabalise you and you still think that having a gf is something you would like to do, hats off to you.

I haven't seen Cow Chop. Maybe they will get back together or start doing collabs with other people? Or pursue a solo career. That's the cool thing about artist break ups. When a good band breaks up sometimes you get twice as much of the content.

I can only hope they'll continue to collab with one another in streams and such.

Thank you for listening to me bitch, user.

I'm still pretty young user, in my early twenties, so I don't know that 30s feel yet. But it's never too late to try to turn things around for yourself. Life is a long journey and there's plenty more of your journey left in store for you. It's just our job to try to make the most of it. I wish you the best, user.

Danke! lol Now that I think about it though, I think I would change my one wish to being more conscientious. I suck at procrastinating to do things. I wish I could just knuckle down and finish the projects I set out to do. It's definitely something I can work on too, like getting fit, but man is it difficult sometimes.

Genuine kindness is hard to find around here sometimes, so I appreciate any that I can get. Keep on keeping on, user.

I'm the same, in fact I'm procrastinating right now.
I feel like the only times I haven't been prone to procrastinating is when I had so much school work every day that I literally didn't have time to procrastinate. At that point I became used to the constant school work, and was able to enjoy it as well.
Unfortunately it's much harder to do with things that are optional, and an internet addiction doesn't help.

I'M SORRY I NEED TO BITCH MORE ABOUT IT AAAAAGHH FUCK

That's the worst part but I also just remembered that one day, who knows when it will be, James will die. And this attachment I have I promise isn't as creepy as I'll inevitably make it sound, it's not like I have posters of him on my wall or anything. But I grew up homeless. I've never had parents, I don't even know who my parents are. I was in an orphanage for a while but it wasn't the right place for me, so I was in foster homes. I'm lucky, both were nice homes with nice people but in the end I decided to live on the streets at age 16. I've never had any siblings, I've had friends but they either got adopted or moved to different places, so from 2010 James was the only person in my life. Which might sound silly because he was just there virtually, but I didn't really have anyone else to go to. The only other hobos were druggies or dangerous runaways, which I didn't want to be either. I had work, but I worked the night shift. I only got an apartment in late 2017. This is the first home I've ever had. So from 2010 to 2017, I watched James on my laptop (and later a better laptop and/or my phone) that I'd charge at work or in bathrooms. This is probably the creepiest part but I have to say it and again I swear if you understood how it feels for me it wouldn't seem creepy, but...he's like a big brother to me. For those years of uncertainty, at least I had his videos to watch. The idea that one day he'll die scares me, because it could be tonight, or it could be 80 years from now. Or he could pull a SSoHPKC and fall off the face of the Earth, never to be heard from again.

Gay blog feelings are over.

I got my hair cut, thing is i'm half asian, and I get tan, so I look hispanic, god I hate the shape of my skull I feel so ugly.
I drive for postmates, I think I made 8 or close to $10 today before tips. That's if I got tipped at all that is.
Last girl was pretty nice, met me outside instead of me coming to her door. Wasn't super pretty but, not terrible looking.

I made this video OP, tell me what you think.

youtu.be/K0S85rkVBWs

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Just out of curiosity, do you wish that your parents hadn't race mixed, and that you were either full Asian or full white?

Dude
My sugar addiction is so much better
Like
It's insane
Dark chocolate tastes like milk chocolate, everything is too much

I've recently graduated too so I also know what it feels like to have a sudden drop in work load. Maybe try to find a hobby or something that keeps you preoccupied? My fiance and I started taking up swing dancing which was a lot of fun, but since she started second shift we haven't been able to do it in a while. So now most of my free time is spent playing vidya, shitposting on Jow Forums, working out, or doing some office work at home. I'm thinking about taking up martial arts actually. I think that could be pretty fun and it would be destressing. Just some food for thought, user.

lol it's okay user, although I should be getting to bed soon. I hope you're in a stable living environment now. It sounds like you've had a rough childhood. I can't really begin to image what it would be like to be homeless at age 16. If you ever get the money, you may want to invest in some therapy. Not saying you're crazy or anything but it has genuinely helped people I know who have had troubled pasts.

I'm actually still in college (Last semester), but my workload isn't as high as some of my other semester, which has lead me to falling into procrastination habits again.
I probably would have time for hobbies if all my time wasn't spent wasting time on the internet inbetween schoolwork.
I do need to work out and become fit at some point, but the hardest part is probably actually gaining weight to turn into muscle mass.

You could always get a qt Asian gf. I've dated some myself and they seem nice enough. I have a weird thing though for wanting my kids to look like me, so I'm glad I'm marrying another person of European decent. I also started with a driver job out of high school too and it kind of sucked. With some effort though you should be able to find a better job down the road.

I have like five girls crushing on me but I'm only a handsome lanklet 6'5" NEET who can't drive a car who "suffers" from autism so they think I'm some sort of shy boi but I'm an actual autist who finds it physically painful to look anyone in the eye, and I can only talk to one person 1v1 at a time, I will NOT talk to people when other people are around, and I find it mind numbing to even talk to people to begin with. I also don't talk to anyone ever so my voice has atrophied quite a bit, making my voice all gravelly and cracky like a teenager's voice. When I have a screaming autism fit, my voice goes to a smooth deep bass radio voice, which is pretty cool I guess. With my normal voice, people have a hard time understanding what I'm saying and for some fucking reason, I can't just speak up. I'm either a pussy or a retard. I long for companionship, but my rationality tells me people only want to use me for their own motives. I long for friendship, yet I realize that it's a complete waste of time, as everyone leaves at some point. I haven't spoken to anyone my own age in an in-depth conversation in more than two years. I don't mind being alone, I just think sitting here on r9k for hours every day is a waste of my life and I'm not "allowed" to do anything about it because I can't drive, and as a result, can't go outside and be independent. My mother also loves this whole "autistic son" thing. She'll tell people all about how retarded I am. My father has just given up on me I think.

I've found that not fapping helps a bit with autistic symptoms, I can look people in the eyes for a few more seconds, and I'm confident enough to actually go in public.

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lol It's funny and I like your accent. It's hard to hear some of the characters though so you may want to work on your audio mixing. Thanks for sharing :)

Thankfully I have a therapist now and my environment is stable, but there's still a lot of problems. I hate my boss. He's a dick. But I can't afford to lose this job just yet so I'm trying to search for another night shift job. Also, someone tried stealing my purse, and thankfully I caught him, but because I decked him in the face, I had to go to the police station for questioning, which made me miss an important test my asshole professor won't let me make up.

I love dark chocolate! Much better than milk desu.

>the hardest part is probably actually gaining weight to turn into muscle mass.
Yeah I agree. Take a look at the Jow Forums sticky. It was unironically really helpful when I first started weightlifting. Also, having a spotter/ lifting buddy not only makes it more fun, but it also gives you accountability so you're less likely to miss a day.

My hobby of late has been competitive smash, of all things. I've been top 3 in the state for a while now, but breaking into the next level is taking so long. I'm luckily that my growth has been mostly upwards with few plateaus, but I guess that because of that I'm overdue for a long one.

P.S. I know some of you fucks go on here, stay frosty

>"suffers" from autism so they think I'm some sort of shy boi but I'm an actual autist who finds it physically painful to look anyone in the eye, and I can only talk to one person 1v1 at a time, I will NOT talk to people when other people are around, and I find it mind numbing to even talk to people to begin with
Are you me? Anyway, I would count your blessings that you are tall and smart/ mysterious enough to attract the attention of some women. If they are attracted to you, they can't be too wrong, am I right? I know it's cliche but the "be who you are" meme is true. It saves you a lot of suffering in the long run. My fiance accepts me for the dork that I am and I love her for it and vice versa. You might want to try to get some independence from your mother though. I have friends who's moms just can't seem to let them leave the nest and it did not turn out well for them. It'd be better for both of you if you gained some more independence.

I wish I could still believe that stuff. I used to, I used to believe it's never too late, but I don't know anymore. If this is really what my journey is going to be, then I think I'll just sit down and go to sleep. It's not worth it.

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Yes, I wish I was full white or full asian.
Really if I wish I was full white.

I would never seriously commit to an asian women. I was raised around them, they age like milk, nag like hell and their materialism exceeds that of other women on average.
I might fuck one but, that's about it.

I'm going to bed guys so these are the last posts I'm responding to. Thanks everyone for making this a great thread.

Sounds like things are looking up for you! I hope things go well for you and your boss. Night shift sounds rough though. Good excuse to sleep in though! Hey, if you (or anyone else from this thread) wants to continue to talk to me, you can add me on discord doppeladler#0827.

Wow. Top three in like the entire world? That's crazy user. I used to play Smash Brawl when I was kid. I got super good, but I hardly ever played on line, just with friends locally.

For what it's worth, I'll send some prayers your way, user.

Up to you dude. The ones I've known are pretty nice, but I never actually dealt with older Asian women. I hope that you do find someone you love though.

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Which Character(s) do you play?

work felt like it just flew by today, and i got baked with a friend all afternoon. today was a good day.

Just Cloud

I don't have a gf or an internship and I'm a 20 year old college sophomore. I'm fat and I feel like I'll never get anything I want. I just wanna die

I got really close with this girl and I think she might be ending her long distance relationship soon, possibly to be with me? I dont want to be presumptuous although we cuddle frequently and she has stayed the night on multiple occasions. Im praying i dont sperg out and screw this up ive never had a girlfriend and im 19 lmao.

I really think this is going to be the year I get a girlfriend. I pretty much have no starting point per say but I recently made a good friend who is encouraging me. So, someway, somehow, I will get a gf!

I'm finally starting to build my 40k army (Iron Warriors)
I'm just going to keep building them until it gets warm, then I can paint them

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i'm banned from making threads so i figured this would be a good place to ask. can you get doxxed by merely posting a reply/replying to someone on this site? made a shitpost on another board and this fucking guy replied to me saying "hey *insert my first name*". creeped me the fuck out. was it just a lucky guess or what? i didnt even post a fucking image.

not unless you have some specific typing style or distinctive trait

nah ur good it would be nearly impossible. Its possible someone you know in real life guessed it was you based on the post

okay cool, there was no specific or unique posting style, just generic banter/shitpost reply. just weirded me since my name is common-ish but still it would be an insanely good guess. i don't really knoa anybody irl so def not that lol. thanks for the replies!

I've got two girls I'm friends with that I keep pissing off with my various character flaws. As usual, I'm beta-ing it up and I'm interested in both, but both aren't interested in me. I'm sick of feeling like I'm just a comfort to women and not someone they can see themselves dating. I want to start hanging out with guys more because at least I don't have all this pressure about liking them, but it's in my nature to hang out with girls. I don't know what I'm even asking here, I'm just venting. Fuck.

I did it robots.
I matched with an absolute angel on tinder. She's so cute. We had a nice chat and she seems into me. I hope I don't fuck this up.

Just don't be needy that's where i fucked up still haven't recovered from that

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based and redpilled, good taste user

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that definitely sounds concerning but then again i don't believe i've heard of someone being able to find your info just off you replying to them. just really good guess then.

I'm writing a story for a contest and don't know what to do at this moment.

same. i'm trying to disconnect from it.

>wasting time away
>someday I will have to move
>I will regret the decision I'm making right now
>yet I can't follow the conditions I set for myself
I've been through this cycle a couple of times already and I hate the consequences, why is it that I just don't bother.

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