God here, ask me anything

What up cunts
Gonna flex my omniscience a bit and answer any questions you guys may have.

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how often do you blow yourself?

This is blasphemy
but what do you think about morality?
objective or subjective OP?

All the time dude, it is for serious the best. I don't even have to bend over or anything, I just kinda go "Let there be dick in my mouth!" And there is, and it is good.

I specifically designed "morality" to be as subjective as possible so I could watch a bunch of philosophy majors argue. Actually, there is one moral code that I would consider to probably be the best, but you'll never guess which religion got it right.

who else is god

why did you make me so lonely and unable to connect with most people?

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Be gone heathen! It is obviously
OBJECTIVE

Why did you leave me incomplete

How much padding do your walls have?

whyd you make my dick extremely average

Because, user, you are meant for something far greater than anything these mortals could offer you.

It's just me, dude. Also, it's God. With a capital G. Thanks bud.

nah
thread's over folks

To fit the rest of you, of course.

how do I create portal technology just so I can suck on my own cock

You can't. Hahahaha fuck you I'm God

then why did you make my cock 8 inches?

why can't I
are you retarded

I'm a little retarded.

May you please turn me into a woman?

Because I felt bad that your face came out the way it did.

Abracadabra! You're a woman. Ya know, nowadays all it takes, legally, is to change the gender on your ID or whatever. So just go and do that, and tell them the Holy Father is on your side.

i'm handsome though, what you should be apologizing for is making me 178cm instead of 183.

Oof, sorry about that. I think we took some of the inches off the top and added them sideways, if ya know what I mean.

What's my name?
orig

Am I on the right path in life?

>we
>implying god can make people fat
false god

Who says God can't? Lol God complex much.

So you're more after the feeling of dick in your mouth than the feeling of a mouth on your dick? Interesting.

fatties are a deviation from gods plan, no one is naturally a fatso

Could I have 2 more inches of height please? I've always wanted to be 6'1"

why did you make me mentally ill

Thanks, Big Daddy God.

Yo G-Man, could you poof me up a harem of Disney Princesses? That would be pretty sweet.

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Can you make me a female version of me but let me keep my penis as it is? I don't need a vagina too but it might be cool.

Who's gonna win the Champions league and basketball finals this year?

No one really knows what GOD wants, let's be realistic. All that matters is what you think.

i think god wants us to be happy