Magic pepe

I am the magic pepe.
I shall make three wishes of yours true.

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>get me 10 cm taller
>give me money enough to become a neet
>let me kill people without getting caught

>I want to feel more confident
>I want to worry less about things that most likely won't happen
>I need a bit of financial luck

>eternal life until i decide to die, nothing can kill me besides me just deciding to die
>ability to change my age at will (like when i turn 80 i can go back to being how i was when i was 20)
>paradox free time travel at will

basically just goofing off in random time periods until i get tired of it and decide to die

I want their wishes not to come true

I want their wishes to come true

>please increase everyone on earths chance of finding their true love sooon soon soon by curing all our mental health ailments and making us more self determined individuals!
>please make it so all the pollution humans created is cleaned from the ocean and from the land and all the water sooooon soon soon, please, thank you.
>please can the comedy crisis end and good spirited, mischievous fun (freedom) reign throughout existence for all beings including you genie, for evermore

>return r9k to its former glory
>deliver my people, genocide all fags. Blacks. Trannies. Jews. Chads. Roasties.
> make me filthy rich

*good spirited, good natured, good hearted, and cute mischief and WILD times, in which noone harms life to have fun

I wish I wasn't a retarded failure

I wish for omnipotence
I wish for omniscience
I wish that the wishes trying to cancel my wishes are void and that those anons suffer eternally in hell.

1. cure all my health problems

2. Stop my shut smells

3. Give me the ability to predict stock market activity correctly .

1. all corrupt governments to die
2. mankind go up in space like star trek
3. Prey 2

I wish that my third wish will not come true
I wish that my first wish will not come true
I wish that my second wish will not come true

i wish for you to get weed

i wish for them to get fucked

and i wish for """him""" to have a shitty day

do it geniefag

Actually I wanna swap my 3rd wish for . remove Bootes void
I'm sure it's some evil AI civilization that will try to swallow this galaxy too

>Make me 6'4
>Make me a billionaire
>Kill all niggers

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>be skinny forever
>be rich
>be the most cultured person of the world

I wish to become what I desire to.

>give me a steady income
>kill my enemies
>make every blunt fat

Fuck you, Froggy. You Jow Forums licking son of a mule.

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I wish for her affection
I wish for his demise
I wish for a piece of apple pie

1) I wish for an outcome of this wish that optimizes contentedness which is equivalent to the outcome of perfectly using 3.8 quintillion wishes in the pursuit of improving my quality of life.

2) I wish I could wish for more wishes

3) Unlimited wishes

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>make me not fat
>help me and my parents out financially
>make the girl I've been crushing on love me and get her affection

>I wish to be more motivated and able to pursue my goals
>I wish to improve my social life
>I wish to find the right girl for me

Ok how about this as I am sure most people will be happy with this.
I wish for an infinite amount of resources (have a box that generates whatever you want and give one to everyone) this box cant break, be stolen, or run out of power, if you throw it away just will it back to you. 2nd If an afterlife exist let everyone know about it and if not make everyone close to death feel at peace and ease.
3rd I wish for the genie to be free and get his own box as he no longer serves a purpose as a wish granter.

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increase height to 6'3"
increase net worth to $500B USD
increase IQ to the point where i can perceive and travel through multiple dimensions

>>Kill all niggers
Wouldn't that be a hell of a way to find out you are mixed?

For my first wish... I WANT INFINITE WISHES!

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1. lose 5 kgs
2. get a sexy well paying paying job by graduation
3. get me a nice girl. my life is meaningless without a girl in it

>I wish I had every power and the ability to control them whenever I want.
>I wish I had a cologne that attracted females as if I was full of human pheromones.
>I wish I had a billion dollars through financial investments

>Another overproduced forced pepe.

>get me to watch 100 days worth of anime in the upcoming months
>finish web dev course before september
>get me to stay in washington

I wish for a time machine.
I wish for a death note.
I wish for the ability to teleport to and from anywhere to the nearest safest spot at my desired destination.

Time to rewrite history and make an ideal world.

>You're only 6'3" because you have an enormous neck
>You have 500b dollars worth of dildos
>All dimensions you travel to are inhabited by beings that breathe carbon dioxide so it makes up the Atmosphere.

1. i want a stando (the world or killer queen)
2. comeplete immortality
3. to have my bloodline to have prosperous and happy lives

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>let have unlimited funds
>Immortality
>The ability to teleport anywhere at will

Control over the world's politicaly and economically
Being able to change my body as I please
Not needing sleep, just sleeping when I want to

>heal my sister from her disease
>make me rich

no third wish needed

> Make me immortal and indestructible
>Give me 40 billion $
>Enhance my brain to be so smart that I can built, invent and calculate absolutely anything.

>Make me immortal and invulnerable; while being able to enter a state of euphoria whenever I want
>100 Trillion dollars
>I'm the most beloved person in the world. It is impossible for anyone to hate me. Ex: people will strip for me or give me their things because they love me

and by strip I mean strip buttnaked and all women will want me to be the father of their children
and all men will love me as they love a religious figure

>I want the universe and my life to havea good purpose and meaning
>I want true love to exist and to find it before I die
> I want people to finally understand each other, make peace and work towards a better future.

>I wish for at least one close friend
>I wish I found it easier to talk to people
>I wish the girls I like would make it clear if they were interested or not, so I could stop fixating and move on

Pepe can never die he only transcends

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What a sad and boring life that is. I wish I could just simply die man. Not even bothered to pursue novelty and dopamine anymore. I just want to end it all.

>make me a gorgeous twink
>make me an established trillionaire
>give me immunity to all diseases, including any I currently have

>i want stop being a neet