/britfeel/

no you didn't, I'm on your blog right now, the only arc in which you posted screenshots was phoenix arc, you posted 3 of them so now it's more obvious you're lying

fan theory - Ziggeh is Pol Pot's pet dog in hell

He was quoting Prince you idiot

I know, I was being deliberately obtuse cos I felt like it

the world was at its peak in the 60s and 70s, after that it went down hill.

First run (5th Feb)
poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/05/run-moni-run/

Last Run (20th Feb)
poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/20/a-bit-better/

I ran once every two days during this time
The dates might be off, I feel a ran a bit longer than this

There's a WHOLE BOARD dedicated to the discussion of LGBTQIA and ANOTHER BOARD dedicated to posting pics of oneself but that makes fuck all difference to /britfeel/ regulars.
At least they're OUR /carladsandlasses/, get over yourself

>brexit's happening in 10 days
how fucked are we lads?

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>I posted screenshots of my Runtastic stats for each run on my blog for 3 weeks
>3 screenshots on your blog
either you lied about posting screenshots of every run to try and dismiss me or you're lying about having ran more than 3 times - which is it?

Jimi Hendrix
Rolling Stones
Pink Floyd

I think you might be right thar lad

I definitely posted the pics to my blog and here

I'm going to search the archive now

>detest people who learn bots of languages to virtue toward foreigners
makes my blood boil not going to lie.

Noticed there's no badge on the front of my forfour. There's supposed to be the little smart symbol like on this one
Should I stick one of the Mercedes-Benz hood ornaments on it for a laugh? Selling from 10-40 quid on ebay

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>I'm going to search the archive now
Archive is down

Start prepping NAO lad, if its No Deal the food supply chain will be fucked up. I went to the supermarket on sunday and noticed there were big gaps where things usually are and it really got me thinking about what it'd be like with heavily restricted choice.
I learned cheddar cheese can be frozen and I'm happy about that.

thats one ugly motor

That's haram to say that lad

>working 8-4 shifts this week
>agreed to meet my sister and dad for a sit-down meal at 8PM in the city centre

optimistically if the dinner lasts ~90 minutes then I am still looking at not being home until ~22:15-22:30 which means I probably won't be tucked up in bed until 23:00 earliest after brushing teeth, flossing etc.

but I have to get up at 5AM when I'm on the early shifts so I will be looking at a mere 6 hours of sleep tonight if I am lucky

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Shut it cola you smelly little cretin.

>pakis said mean things about me while I was running
What did they say

I don't like it when the trident safety cells are a different colour. Mine is all silver and I think it looks very nice

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I like you better when you're high x
youtube.com/watch?v=VquYo-2ZdUA

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theres a lad (or lass possibly) around our way who has a red smart car with ferrari badges all over it, ill try to get a picture next time i see it

Fuck it, go hard or go home, put a Daimler one on it.
I like that car, I don't think I've ever seen one. It looks different. What's the interior like?

Just look at films too, the general culture, better worker rights and it was before maggie fucked over the working class.

How much you reckon I'll get for these down the reclaim yard, lads?
Cast iron radiators, got to be 50 quid maybe 100 quid each
There's 20 odd of them

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I'm not cola you odious little fuck

Didn't give you permission to reply to me ebin you mongy fingered fuck.

I was presenting as male since I don't have female running gear (apart from trainers)

Due to my long hair and since women don't come out at night around here, a gang of pakis youths called me a "freshie"

>not buying the best 2nd hand car on the market
>cheap insurance
>cheap to run
>race tuned suspension
>FIRE engine pushing triple figures
or are you all just virgins...?

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Another thread crammed with Cola abuse
Sigh

and will you be paying tax on the sale of these radiators?

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May get one and pop a Porsche badge on it

probably fuck all lad. remember to pump them full of water too lad, increases the weight and therefore the costs. my granddad used to do this with his pikey mates all the time.

I'd like to see that. Maybe I'll do the same. Red is a nice colour for a smart car tbf there's a red one that's parked in town sometimes it has the different colour trident safety cells though
Thanks user. The interior is a bit basic it's not the brabus model so it doesn't have leather seats and I only have the smart radio five I'm looking at replacing it with the six or maybe the navigator if i can find one

Bartender at a local hotel lad. Pretty nervous since I've never worked behind a bar before but I'm also excited

pulling my leg lad? when I beat porsches and lambos, it'll take away the look on their faces. a look not even money can buy.

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How do, just popping in. The sheep got out and I've been herding the awkward little bastards. Supposed to be doing something else but had to come in to eat.
Did you deliberately have it debadged? I did that with my N/A road version of the track car, I'd transplanted the 2.0L for a 2.4L out of an Abarth, it caught people out especially on bends because it didn't have to spool up.
Deliberately didn't have all the Competizione badges on my current one so it's stealth, it's just got a couple of 595 ones on.
That's either sad or she's got a good sense of humour.

Why hello there HMRC. I will of course be paying all the applicable taxes
I'll find out tomorrow. They're not scrap, there are places that refurb stuff like that. I think an equivelant size new radiator would cost loads
>screwfix.com/c/heating-plumbing/cast-iron-radiators/cat7800001

Where did you find them lad?

I'm not ebin either you uncouth twat

They're in my garden. Came out of each flat when the commerical boiler was replace with individual boilers

We've spoken before. You had your suspension done yet? Or was it brakes? Something with advisories anyway.
I've done this on track. I discovered that just because someone has a supercar doesn't mean they can drive for shit.

im drunk, anyone with me?

Take some pictures of the sheep please
Nope, just noticed that there isn't a badge. Someone's either nicked it or someone had it debadged before I had it. There's only 2 former keepers though and the last one was an old lady so I'm not sure.

Heard that the government is gonna ban porn or something in April, is this true?
Can someone give me the deets?

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People will be fooled by this
A simple rebadging of a car is all it takes

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best of luck, I hope you're good at it

>screwfix.com/c/heating-plumbing/cast-iron-radiators/cat7800001
you might be a very rich lad soon haha. admittedly then, there is money to be made here.

Is your landlord okay about you nabbing them? You could always say pikeys nicked them if there's no CCTV.

>The Panda 100 hp offers 0-100 km/h acceleration in 9.5 s and a maximum speed of 185 km/h (115 mph)
Have you had anything done to it or is it all stock?
My forfour is 107 hp and the 0-100 time is the same. It would be interesting to see which is quicker

Abarth don't do a Panda but they do do a Punto and Punto Grande which is technically made by Fiat but have Abarth badges.

There's 20 odd so even at 50 quid each I've got a bag. 100 quid each and I'd get 2 bags
Not too shabby tbqh
Yeah I spoke to her this morning about something else and mentioned the radiators because I want the space to put more flowers. She said she's got no problem with me shifting them it's a lot of hassle for her to arrange to do it herself she lives down south

They're gonna make you prove your age whenever you go on a porn site

lads do you think I should visit a "lady of the night" if you know what I mean?

You'll need to buy an AgeID pass to access Pornhub and several other sites.
The AgeID system is contracted out by the government to a company called Mindgeek.
Mindgeek owns Pornhub.

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So basically they've had enough of giving people porn for free and are subtly enforcing a fiver fee to access porn?

Yes I remember lad, saw the pic of your 595 in the other thread actually. Pretty tasty not going to lie. I actually got signed off work recently so financially, I'm fucked. Totally fucked and need new tyres, need to sort the advisories etc so maybe that's an August project if I am still alive haha.

>I've done this on track. I discovered that just because someone has a supercar doesn't mean they can drive for shit.

100%. I guess you're a little more understanding about these things but had a few litte impromptu races as you do and obviously the cars are all quicker, more powerful. So they stomp on the brakes, crawl around the corners and then stomp on the accelerator on the straights and act like they 'win'. Not to mention most things are autos anyway so driving is no longer skill based on roads I reckon. I can't even pass them because by the time we've got to snails pace around the bend, they stomp on the accelerator and my 100 brake panda can't keep up with that. Very annoying tbqh but what can you do.

Not sure if it's still Abarth lad but I was considering putting my own Abarth mods on. I actually bought wheel spacers too now so it's getting there. Need the money though, might throw all the sick pay into it tbqh.

I'm the panda lad, but I've had little races with cars of similar specs and panda usually hits the 0-60 then keeps going strong to 80, then at 90 it really stops increasing. Think it's the ratios, they have 6 gears so it's not bad. Not to mention it weighs a mere 975kg.

I knew a lad who had one as a courtosy car, he ragged it hard. Is it sporty then because 107 isn't bad. A good measure is finding a sporty astra SRI to play with, they are quite accurately 9.5s but you'll have them on the bends any day. They weigh a ton and some.

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You know, it always amazes me just how blatantly corrupt and incompetent the government is, with absolutely no shame in what they do.

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Why does cuckold porn have such a bad rep?

also why is it so arousing

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how about the lack of traffic they will get? I imagine a lot of people just won't use pornhub here, but will it even dent their revenue? will the company make a fat profit from the passes? Probably, yes. It's all a fucking scam, we're being mugged off for our sexual instincts. Yet again, profiting of human nature as they do with psycho active substances, health care and so on.

You should be able to get part worns for a decent price. Had one today for 20 quid including fitting

the forfour weighs exactly the same, 975kg. It is pretty quick, the two people who have been in it can confirm.
The brabus version is like 177 hp and only 1090kg. Does 0-62mph in 6.9s
Can't find a good one to buy at the moment though they're all absolutey shagged at 100k miles or more. Or sold by a literal deano and cat N recorded

Really don't want paki tranny to see this so I've waited a while but I had a dream last night where he ass fugged me. Seriously fucked up.

I imagine it's quite nice taking people out in it to realise despite it being a smart car, it's not too slow. I let a few lads drive panda after taking the piss and they, except on little faggot who loves deisels because he can't understand you need to rev a petrol, were surprised.

I assume you lack the god forsaken turbo as well? These things would be the dogs bollocks with turbo's because it'd open so many tuning opportunities. Smaller cars are always far more fun.

When did you buy it? Not seen it posted here until today.

It's jews playing both sides of the situation. First they flood the society with porn and make it completely free at a loss to themselves (seriously, porn makes no fucking money, with plenty of companies operating at a loss - dogfart in particular, the interracial site, is only kept afloat as a pet project by the jew who owns it who makes his money in real estate), and then when some measure of limiting porn is exerted over the industry in the form of ID checks they make sure that they're the ones getting paid for it (MindGeek is owned and run by jews).

Really grinds my gears honestly.

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because you have no self respect and don't think you're good enough

*pulls up to the thread blasting this song*
youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

Seen the panda poster for a while now. Are you meming or do you legitimately own this car?

They said something like
>weatherfu drives like a madman
I don't think it has a turbo, the brabus version does though.
I bought it about 9 months ago I have posted it before but not very often

Cheers lad

Original comment

shut up ye gay cunt or i will bum you.

Because voluntarily letting your own spouse get fucked by other men and getting aroused watching it happen it just about the most pathetic, imasculated thing you can possibly do

youtube.com/watch?v=8t9w-I4uBYo

>/Britfeel/ is now overran by mugs driving smart cars and fiat pandas

Where did all the real MAN driving men go? I thought we were a HGV driving general

This song only came about because REMs producer told them they needed to make a more 'poppy' and 'accessible' kind of song for the radio. They really didn't feel like it but they were forced to so they made it upbeat and a caricature of actual feelgood songs and made an overly childish video for it. The lyrics and what's happening in the video are honestly really saddening if you think about it for a couple of seconds.

*enters thread sideways in a Cosworth*

Let's see your Italian fagmobile do this!

*does a burnout then peels off out the thread*

top three normie things
>working
>driving
>living on your own
You do any of the above and you are automatically a normie.

Debadged is better, it keeps people on their toes.

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>tfw hungry but have no money or food

figure t b f shits mad cheesy

I do recall how Cosworth drivers did not get overly offended if people suggested they were essentially driving Fords.
Change the car from a Costina to a poofy Fiat 500 and that mindset is turned into a fragile, dismissive one.

No I do own one. They are actually one of the best 2nd hand cars because they aren't too expensive, insurance is nothing and they are great fun. And spackers get rowdy about it haha.

It's all good fun tbqh, maybe one day we'll have a /britfeel/ / /o/ meet up haha. Race one another, know a few sections of dead quiet but dead fun roads in and around the midlands.

>their 1000hp MAN trucks still can't keep up with the ultimate chad cars
their loss matey.

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Do you have to give her a cut of the money? If so I'd deffo say the pikeys nicked them

This is not 'a Mini'.

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Yes, whyever not? It's a commercial transaction that'll satiate your lust. go for it.

normie runts, fuck off.

You don't need speed when you have power, little one.

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Wow that's a lot of sheeps. My niece claims to be scared of sheep I'm going to show her this picture when I next go to my sisters
You live in the midlands then lad? I know a few good roads, there was a great one about 2 miles long nearly completely straight but they've started putting the barriers up 8pm - 7am or something like that it goes through an industrial estate
i know someone who flipped their car going down it at 90

Who gives a toss about going fast anyway.

Nah she ain't bothered. There's cctv anyway so she would know the pikeys haven't nicked them hehe