Ideal BF & GF

>tfw no anime dorky bff :^(

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Hey, I'm only one of those things. Neat.

>tfw no Rianne gf
feelsbadman

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never will know that feel

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modfag is watching

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Oh fuck its literally me.
I've legit 100% no irony done those things lol

Your poor foreskin. :[

Jow Forums party van is here

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>literally me.
OOH MY GOD STACY!! I GOT THE NEW MAC!! -you

>uncircumsiced

Holy shit you guys are deranged, like jeez
>cutting a part of my penis due to a retarded habit some guy invented 100 years ago is great!

>incredibly racist
Yeah I don't want shit skins in my country please and thank you.
>uncirc'd
Of course. Male genital mutilation marks is for Jews and their slaves. Fuck that shit.
>TB of hidden cp
Well, not terrabytes (or any necessarily to the agents out there)
>hates women, minorities, disabled etc.
For the most part yes. My brother's in a wheelchair and he's scum of the earth.
>hit a teacher
I never assaulted a teacher
>bullied a gay kid
Nah and bullying gays into suicide is a myth, they hate themselves for being gay and that's why they do it, not because muh bullying.
>eats the heads off wild animals
I like animals.
>active klansmember
Eh. Does going to the daily stormer count?
>beats his mother
I yelled at her a few times before I moved out and don't talk to her anymore.
>clinically deranged
Never been to a psych.
>raped his sister
No sister to molest. :<
>cuts the girls he hooks up with
Would.

I'm fucked up in the head so I like masculine girls and effeminate guys

Ideal bf:
>doesn't hate women
>doesn't compliment me too much
>not overly clingy
>not a beta either
>has a good sense of humor
>likes cuddling
>at least somewhat attractive
>over 6 foot
>at least 7 inch dick
why can't i just have this, every guy that has hit on me has been incel tier so far

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I'm all of that except 6 foot but whatever

Nobody cares, user. Have a (You)

sdsfdfsfs

>femanon just wants chad
not big surprise

7 inches is above the 95% percentile. Lower your expectations. Everything else seems resonable.

7 inches isnt above the 95 percentile, there are more guys with 7 inch dicks than there are over 6 foot

>there are more guys with 7 inch dicks than there are over 6 foot
Can I get a source on that?

>incel tier
What's incel tier to you?Too clingy?Too many compliments?

I want to abandon this plane with pic related.
Do you think they'd have good taste in anime?

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You should literally NEVER date an anime dorky bf. Just get a regular bf, then gradually introduce him to anime instead.

i would love to kiss his forearms and hands.

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