Back for another audio thread!

There should be a law that no ordinary newspaper should be allowed to write about art. The harm they do by their foolish and random writing it would be impossible to overestimate - not to the artist, but to the public, blinding them to all but harming the artist not at all.

Sing this
All of me
Why not take all of me
Can't you see
I'm no good without you
Take my lips
I want to lose them
Take my arms
I'll never use them
Your goodbye left me with eyes that cry
How can I go on without you
You took the part that once was my heart
So why not take all of me
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Sing it m8.

You have a really nice body, Spider. I'm glad you're still posting after that thread. Have you received any gifts/compensation yet?

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Say this please for a song im writing, either normally or with a whimsical sense of wonder, thanks

Sicky sonny on sicky suicide watch, if anyone dies it'll be a sicky sonny botch

Strike plan sonny plans the strikes

Sheriff sonny is sheriff tonight

Security risk sonny is a security chimp

Shrimp vessel sonny brings the fucking shrip

Sleepy sonny sleeps today

Shrimp or no shrimp sonny, id say shrimp yay

Shovel dog sonny shovels the dogs

Regular ass sonny into the fog

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You'd have a better chance with that. I get the feeling that personalised lewd recordings would make you far more money than obviously fake GFE stuff. Two lewd sisters or something. Listen to that NSFW ASMR recordings or something and check out Jow Forumsgonewildaudio/ for inspiration. Good luck making money. I wish I had a vagina to make money with, too.

Some nigga posted your undie pics. What's that about. Sounds funny.

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I wasn't sure how to approach this but I hope it still helps

lmao read some of this as good as you can:
Der Mann schafft sich selbst. Ein untaetiger Mann verlernt in eine Richtung zu Steuern und versinkt ohne Hilfe im Chaos der Moeglichkeiten und Nichtmoeglichkeiten, da er sich selbst nicht kennt, wenn er nicht staendig seine Grenzen auslotet.

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I miss you Charlie
And I know you know it too
Without Charlie Brown, I feel so Charlie Blue
These reruns and imitators, they aren't the same as you
I always come back, I can't stand anything new
The way the Christmas bells sparkle with dew
Deep in my heart, I know that its true
And though Lucy and Linus give you scorn undue
You keep your head held high, you make your way through
That's why Charlie, I know that you knew, Charlie, I miss you.

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Did you ghost him instead of just saying that? Why is women's first solution to just go ghost instead of talking it though? Shid gets me real perturbed.

Blackshirts of Rome! I come among you to look you firmly in the eyes, feel your temperature and break the silence which is dear to-me, especially in wartime. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we have been at war. Not only eight months, as a superficial observer of events might believe, not from Sept. 1, 1939, when through guarantees to Poland, Britain unleashed the conflagration with a criminal and premeditated will.
Here you go.

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>You're going to send her flowers? That's so sweet of you! You're a real romantic, you know that? But wouldn't you rather spend that money on a bus ticket to come see me instead? We'd have so much fun! You could tie me up, slap me around, get really rough with me... Come on, it'll be fun!

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I was mislead it seems. Very well. Understandable. Have a nice day.

Marzia, does Felix know you're going on Jow Forums and doing voice clips for sad, lonely virgins?

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Ohhh intradasting. This is where the fun begins.

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Put on your best accent and give this one a whirl

> He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!
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... you actually seem to have a good heart. You're a good person.

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:( Why'd you have to insult all lonely virgins. I didn't do anything...

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Please
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Thanks for your work. I am sure they help a lot of us here. Could you say:
It's okay Sebastian. Follow your plan and keep working hard. You're gonna make it.

Can you just say "I love you" a bunch of times please?

Damn, cold as ice. I don't even have a quip, you got me.

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Can you say,
"I love you so much Nox and always want to be with you, no matter what happens. I'll always be by your side."

Thanks.

I think it should have been obvious she and Ginger are both in relationships trying to make easy cash on the side.

You didn't think girls who were willing to do this stuff would be single, did you?

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I was scrolling thru at light speed and my brain recognized my name in this blurry wall of text

Wierd

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Download the clip too if it motivates you to work on your goals:)

I'm not judging you. I'd do the same thing. But there is a financial motive behind this, right? And that's okay.

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Well, it's finally time to kill myself.

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What makes you want to live this kind of life?

A man walks into a
museum in Paris, the Museum
of Natural History, to saw

a tusk off an elephant-
skeleton centuries-older than
he'll ever be, becoming

in those early morning hours
part of a derelict and
inglorious human history,

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fiverr.com/gingerspider/read-out-your-prompt-from-ginger?

Instantly found it.

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Why are you such a passive aggressive bitch. It was a genuine question.

Could you say "A small cheese pizza would be nice, but touching my nipples with a block of ice, is what I truly desire."

What is this gay attention whoring and why are these retards enabling it

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>TFW my gf does this on Tumblr and I trust her even though all of my friends call me cuck and now an actual woman calls me one too. God please strike me down. Gf's don't help lads... They just judge you like everyone else...

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This thread doesn't seem as successful as the others... Kinda soul crushing desu

But you actually look and sound attractive. You have the opportunity to grow and live a real life. I don't...

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Is ginger in the same time zone as you?

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If there's any confusion about the reply that guy replied to, the Youtuber Pewdiepie has a fiance named Marzia, who you sound like.

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This is Sebastian from earlier. Is that a german accent?

Well, whatever you do, I hope it works out for you both. Sorry to hear you've got IRL issues.

"I love anime! Do you want to watch some with me?"

I bet you can't

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of the ice wallow come - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

It's just not a good hour is all. Don't leave forever. Jow Forums has no topic anyways so whatever.

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Though I'm a geyser, feel it bubbling from below
Hear it call, hear it call, hear it call to me, constantly
And hear the harmony only when it's harming me
It's not real, it's not real, it's not real enough

idk maybe I'm just retarded. Regardless, you have a cute accent. Have a good one.

Please screech "ROASTIE GET OFF MY BOARD"

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Try doing an older woman thing. Femdom shit. Just do a recording of you talking down to someone like you're their mom or older sister. Your voice might be better at that if you're not naturally this high pitched?

this is probably the lowest i can comfortably go
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FUCK OFFFF LOOKING FOR MALE ATTENTION YOU FEMAIL SIMP

youtu.be/fK_E-YU-IA8

Please do this.

>tfw this applies to you and you haven't showered in a ludicrous amount of time
h-haha
h-hahaha
kill me

you be the older sister, ginger is the younger one

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Hmm today I'm going to not kill my self.

>ice wallow come
>I swallow cum
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good job

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o-okay ginger, that's super cute

there you go, you've figured out how to do your duo recordings. sisters.
i agree but you're right about how misery makes it difficult
luckily i don't go outside so i don't have to worry about peoples' opinions
but goddamn i feel so dry and itchy after a shower, it's not comfy until like a day later

I'm gonna repost this request and you better do it this time

">I'll read out whatever you want, as long as it doesn't make me want to puke
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YOU SUICIDAL? YOU SUICIDAL?
YOU SUICIDAL? WHY?
YOU SUICIDAL? YOU SUDOFIDO(?) *BEATBOX*
CHRIST.
DIED FOR YOU. DIED FOR YOU. *MM!*
DIED FOR YOU. *BEATBOX*
Listen...
CHRIST. DIED FOR YOU."

Can you say "Brandon I'm here for you darling, it'll get better."
Thanks in advance had a really nasty breakup.

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I'm gonna try to summon Ginger for that

Do this with ginger

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