Which femanons have ugly pussies? i have an ugly dick tbqh

> no one will ever see it
why not

If it hasn't happened by now it never will.

>If it hasn't happened by now it never will.
what? how old are you

Doesn't matter when yer hittin it from the back ayyee

>how old are you
33. I should have become a nun but I'm not Catholic.

>ballsack vag

have you tried asking out men you were interested in

do you happen to be rotund?

>33
That is a bit above average.

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I did when I was a teenager but I haven't since I became a recluse. I have always been rejected.

>rotund
I'm not a whale but I am kind of fat. It wasn't always so, I gave up on maintaining my body years ago. Who cares anymore.

>That is a bit above average.
Yes but now I have wizard powers. Try to control your jealousy.

do you want to talk on discord origam

Do you have a career? Just wondering

Your cunt is gross that's for sure but I'd eat your arsehole in a heartbeat.

I'm only a few years away from wizardhood myself.

Reminds me of John K. Pe-ta.

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I dont by most standards. Its a bit of a pink outie and puffy. Its the absolute least of my insecurities. I have ugly boobs though. can't have it all

Me. It's annoying because it would be a nice vagina if it weren't for a single strap of disgusting flesh. I think I was 11 when I first noticed the asymmetry while urinating. I showed it to my mom and she was disturbed. There's the surgery, but it's expensive and I'd feel pathetic and dirty afterwards. It's like female phimosis.

Why do you think your boobs are ugly?

idk. that looks clean and well maintained on a slim body. it isn't like some of the monsterous shit you see posted. I'd accept that on a girl I care about

>I have ugly boobs though
Let us be the judge of that.

Because they are saggy, well more like heavy and low hanging rather than sag. Theyve always been this way since they were grown in. But they are still full. also weirdly bumpy nipples but this means I'll be a good at breastfeeding apparently. Mind you they'll be destroyed if i ever do breastfeed.

I wouldnt post my boobs for ridicule on here. I have learned to be ok with them, but that doesnt mean a slew of nasty comments is wanted and wouldn't bother me

>femanon
Go away please. Fuck off /b/ or /soc/ where you belong

Sounds like normal tits to me.
They sound fine unless you're retarded at describing them. You'll probably get some rude comments regardless how they look, but I'm sure there's plenty of thirsty betas who will compliment them and white knight for you against the rude comments.

yeah they are definitely normal tits. im not contesting that, They are just saggy normal tits with pepperoni nipples. but I know what this board is like. Things still hurt a bit, you just don't get over the old insecurities completely

Well then post your pussy that you're so proud of.

>fully heavy tits
yep no guy would ever like those, nope, except for me of course.

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how can i be proud of random genetics. weird as fuck
didn't say that either tho. Guys like all kinds of shit.

>Guys like all kinds of shit.
i feel partially insulted

How can you be ashamed of random genetics?

which but suggests im ashamed
can you deny it. I mean people in general, tastes vary so much. I like fat cuddly dudes, some people are repulsed by them/ Theres a fetish for every damn body type on women. But mostly I'd hope someone just found me attractive for who I was in spite of my flaws

How are they an insecurity if you're not ashamed?

this is a very sweet big booby femanon

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those arent the same thing? I can acknowledge the less than perfect aspects of my body but that doesn't mean I think I should feel shame over shit i can't control

>that doesn't mean I think I should
Shame isn't about what you think you should feel. You can be ashamed of shit you know you shouldn't be. Simply acknowledging something is less than perfect doesn't make it an insecurity.

insecure and ashamed are not the same thing

Neither are acknowledgement and insecurity. Fuck language. Clearly you have a negative feeling about something you can't control. That's the point I'm getting at.

what because I said they are ugly and don't want to post them? they are ugly. I know they are. I just don't especially care because nobody I would want in my life would judge me for them anyway.

I have a nice virgin innie pussy, but it's a weird color. Kind of purple and reddish pink on the inside, but not dark or a gross brown like OP's pic related. I've seen a lot of pussies in porn and the white girls usually have a light pink color. I guess I'm just grateful I don't have an outie kebob pussy.

>Kind of purple
does it taste like grape drink?

>does it taste like grape drink?

If it did that'd be fucking awesome.

Why tf does it look like there's a brain growing out of her puss puss?

A lot of porn actresses bleach, but that's not healthy. I'm sure you're a lot saner than them too.

I know you can bleach your butthole, but your actual pussy lips? That sounds painful and quite dangerous.

Hi Lil

damn that's ugly as hell but i'd still shove my dick in it
this is why women can't be incels
unless a woman is physically incapable of putting a penis in her vagina she's volcel

I have a dick so I can't test it on myself, but I'm certain that it happens and it's a bad idea. Porn actors and actresses often get surgeries too.

Damn. Her pussy and asshole are on totally different ends of the spectrum

let's be real, how can a dick be cute?

pretty healthy attitude
flaps or gtfo

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it's ok sweetheart, i'll give you the big dick you crave
>I am kind of fat. It wasn't always so, I gave up on maintaining my body years ago. Who cares anymore.
oops joker
>Yes but now I have wizard powers
yeah about that... why dont you conjure up a lover hmmm

/jokes aside, talk to people
you're online, billions of guys want to do you
some of them are worth your while

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yup r9k is roasted
piles and piles of shit roast and discharge lasagna
never the bitches fault though, always the betas'

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Her literal 10/10 asshole makes up for the roast.

>10/10 roast
>10/10 anus
confused boner of the day, thanks

>dates go from AC to DC
It's... beautiful.

ugly pussies are hot though.
tfw no roast beef gf

plz let me suck and chew on those meat flaps. sooo tasty