/britfeel/

I don't like sp because he bullied me

>an erect willy in their anus.
Apparently it feels amazing

It's okay. Maybe we can meet and I'll take pics of you

It's over for britfeel

webmshare.com/play/qvg7z

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Just get one of the people from the London meet to draw/paint my picture. I'm sure moni or someone has artistic talent

Amer is leading an abuse drive aimed at Cola. It ain't big and it ain't clever.

He just gave a wafty non-answer about 'teaching kids to be safe on the internet'. Kids are gonna google 'tits' and 'Hitler' you cant really stop them

Fucking hell I hope not. You lads are some of the only friends I have left

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>Amer is leading an abuse drive aimed at Cola

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post the one where Amer is begging for (You)s

>post the one where Amer is begging for (You)s
Alright.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=_JAzZYxHvEg

and i'm lonesome when you're around
and i'm never lonesome when i'm by myself
and i miss you when you're around

Poley is utterly fucking tragic.

Cheers lad, always gives me a chuckle.

Lads an absolute fucking melt

>suddenly went from high and comfy to just feeling weird and bored
goncern

high enough to take a cheeky pic?

Got absolutely tanned lads, got the dentist first thing tomorrow morning. Will they be able to tell than I'm an alchy scum or am I gonna be alright?

You can't hide anything from a dentist

lost the money I was supposed to use for a deposit on blackjack
need to make 400 before tomorrow
I am completely fucked lads, having a breakdown
Keep doing this to myself and I can't stop

Sell the device you posted this on

3 cans and don't feel a thing. Always been a super lightweight that gets pissed from 4 cans. What are the nightlids up to? I'm bored as fuck

Dangerous path. I need 5 Duvels before I really feel it any more. I'm currently on 3, can't really feel anything.

You have to just go all out and stop lad, I know it isn't as easy as that but it's the only way. Got anything else to keep you distracted?

Fucking hell lad they're 8.5% How much do you weigh if you don't mind me asking? You must have some insane tolerance or be an absolute unit for that to not hit you

I literally can't stop until I've made the money back or my bank balance catches up
After this I'll put a gambling restriction on my card but I'm still fucked

Not much, about 10 and a half stone/150 pounds. Just got a stupid tolerance. It's weird (and I always thought related but might not be) but caffeine's never had an impact on me either, I'd have a black coffee before bed as a kid.

I'm in uni right now and i'm no longer getting bursary or a loan. My term doesn't technically "end" until august or some shit even though i'll be finished all my classes by the end of april. Can I still apply for universal credit even though my course is still technically running?

Almost certainly, yeah.

Why do you need the 400 bong back so badly? rent or something? That mentality is going to keep you gambling and it won't do you any good.

i had a pal like that, i'm building up a tolerance, especially if I eat before but if i start drinking first thing i can get tipsy on about 4 cans
sounds like you technically could

>After this I'll put a gambling restriction on my card
Also, even if you don't currently online gamble, sign up to Gamstop gamstop.co.uk/
It's surprisingly effective, I know it's stopped SeasideMark from online gambling and he's a perfidious little fucker who tries all sorts to get back on bet365 and the like.

I used the money I was meant to make a deposit with
Should I just quit and get a payday loan instead?
Probably my only choice at this point to be honest

Caffeine doesn't do shit to me either I can have two cans of monster and go straight to bed. You weigh less than me lmao, must cost you a fortune to get pissed on a night out.

Real talk, Andrew and Cola should be on /soc/ not here.

Andrew has only ever user posted and never aims to be the centre of attention. Cola likes the attention but only user posts and posts the same shit every other lad on here does. I honestly don't have a problem with either of them. Whenever you see a thread all about cola its the user's that are obsessed with her posting 99% of the time.

The deposit for the blackjack? Mate just don't enter it?

Deposit for a house mate

>Should I just quit and get a payday loan instead?
fucking hell no.

only get a payday if you can guarantee to pay it back when you're paid, just watch them but, I took out 100 quid or online gambling and lost it all, had to go a few days without eating and shit lol

>didn't get any salty snacks to balance out the sweetness of the cider

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Literally anything other than getting a payday loan would be better. It might leave you in a shitty situation but you might have to save up a deposit for another property. You don't have the money this month, keep that mentality and go for somewhere next month.

I've just eaten a bag of cashews, if you'd said sooner I'd have saved you some

I don't even bother drinking on the rare occasions I do go out because I realised over the course of years that drinks like WKD, Carlsberg or whatever, it's like hitting an elephant with a(n expensive) blowdart, so I generally just stick to lemonade or whatever. Since I can drive that doesn't bother anyone else either because I drive them about. Also it means I become the person who remembers all the events of the night, a surprisingly powerful social ranking.
Even spirits I have to have neat and I stop myself drinking them when I can because it becomes very expensive. At Xmas though others buy me spirits and they don't last long.

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I've been planning it for years, I want to make a light pull covered in the teeth with one or maybe two of the eyes set in it. Imagine, you'd walk in, it's dark and when you touch it you'd think, hmm, that's tactile, I wonder what it is? Then you'd realise when the light comes on and probably wipe your hand down your trousers in revulsion but you'd have to sit on the lav or have a bath either with it either watching you or in the dark again because you don't like being eye balled by a light pull covered in teeth. I think it'd be a very pleasing headfuck for the unwary.
I do have a tooth I wear round my neck as it happens but it's from a tiger shark. It hurts to roll on in my sleep.
>4 of them being children
As there's so few ashes, did the same amount move out? Or it could be an Albanian ashtray, IDK.

>youtube.com/watch?v=vWewDD1Gpg4

and 100 miles is a long inside a car
200 miles is a long drive inside a car
300 miles is a long drive inside a car
400 miles is a long drive inside a car
500 miles is a REALLY long drive in a car
600 miles is a long drive inside a car
700 miles is a long drive inside a car
800 miles is a long drive inside a car
900 miles is a long long long long ways inside a car
and a 1000 miles is a LONG DRIVE INSIDE A CAR
1100 miles is too far inside a car

I'd have that Blanton's off you

Oh shit lads I got one

Moth trap catch no2, can't fucking wait until summer when u get 50 moths a night

Gonna try to I'D it and get back to you lads asap

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Happily (not really a whiskey drinker), though that beer on the left of it is probably the star - a Westvleteren 12. Generally considered the best beer of all time.
I will say it went down scarily easily for a 10.2%.

Yeah, John Innes it'll be, since Countrywide closed down I don't live near anywhere selling garden supplies so I'll have to go out and about tomorrow. Didn't know Westfield had such a bad rep desu.

Any hair advice man in?

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side view too

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>Also it means I become the person who remembers all the events of the night, a surprisingly powerful social ranking.
I've only started drinking in the last year or so, before I never drunk. You're right being able to remember the night is quite an enjoyable experience. +1 for driving everyone about lad you seem like a good mate.
Never ate cashews would you recommend?

And from the back to complete the picture

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>tfw no tooth & glass eye light pull
I want one too
I bet it does, is the shark tooth sharp?
Not sure tbf I could never get an exact count of how many there were. Better not be a child's ashes. It was tied up in that bit of fabric quite strange
John Innes is Westland actually not Westfield. Multi purpose stuff is usually terrible, avoid j arthur bowers too it is like rags.

was playing around in garageband for a couple of hours earlier and wrote this lads
kinda like jazzy I think?
vocaroo.com/i/s0XlIL3UDgGP

unfortunately there's some fret buzz and it sounds shit with no headphones

>Westvleteren 12
isnt that one of the most expensive bottles?

If you're asking that means you're likely not happy with it
The best advice you'll ever get is to go to a hairdressers and ask them what they suggest as they cut hair all fucking day and they know what works for what type of person
They know better than anyone you know and even you yourself

Doesn't look that bad desu mate, shame it's not curly you could do a lot more with it. You could try something a bit more tidy like this?

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I havent been to one in years but thought you had to go in with an idea? Reather than saying ;do whatever bro' and risking hating it

I'd say more latin than jazzy

phwor hello saiIor

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i think this is sp.
anyway, get rid of the hair and get a normie hair cut. Long hair looks retarded on most people because only chads can pull it of. by a normie haircut i mean short, back and sides with it longer enough on top to wax up.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0XlIL3UDgGP
Doesn't sound jazzy imo but it's alright.

Yeah, the Trappists make it in very limited runs and only sell it from their Abbey privately. All sellers online are resellers from the Abbey.
My mate got it from Beer of Belgium and it cost 15 quid delivered which overall isn't abysmal compared to other places (still bloody expensive for one bottle of beer, granted).

>i think this is sp.
not quite but we're good frens

the fuck happened to pollen/solid? it seems no cunt sells it all now, brutal

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Yes, they're delicious. Food of the gods tier.

Its a fucking common quaker moth, basically a rattata of the moth world LOL. Only flies in March and feeds on blackthorn flowers, it's a real spring moth.

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I've put some garlic cloves in a water bottle to steep, I just have to remember never to drink from that bottle ever again now.
Succulents are good because they're so tough, I went through a venus fly trap stage for a while but they never seem to thrive or grow. The Ficus is a pain in the arse because it's constantly shedding despite being covered in leaves.
Your niece sounds supremely intelligent, blimey. Is she doing the skins using Scratch? I might try getting my sister on that, so far her interest in tech is playing on Skyrim with me and that's it.
Catnags, g' night.

What would happen if I were to tell paypal I didn't make all the payments to gamble?
Would they just give me the money back?

They'd launch a fraud investigation and you'd get double fucked. For future reference I've gotten away with paying for online stuff because I've had a VPN on so it looks like some dickhead in france has nicked my card

Mostly on deep web these days lad.
Not great really usually kinda soap bar quality.

I'll have a look what the garlic thing is called tomorrow. You might have to go to 'specialist' shop to get it though it's not a standard thing
I like venus fly traps. Have you seen that plant where the leaves curl up if you touch it? I think they have one at the botanical gardens
She is, they've done cognitive test things as part of the assessments she's had so maybe they'll be able to tell us her IQ. She's been using a website called minecraftskins.com. Draws them on the site in the editor thing they have. She loves trying out different mods for minecraft every time I go round it's 'user can you install a mod'
Scratch is like a coding thing but really easy to use. There are boxes for different things like loops or controlling the sprite and you just drag them over and put them in order
She's made a few games on Roblox too
Good night

alright, well my advice still applies.
Long hair looks shit on most men, Its fedora tier.
I can see why so many lads on this general have long hair because of anxiety and everything.

Those poor little lads baka famalam

You'll have to creatively acquire teeth and glass eyes like me then.
Shark's tooth is sharp AF, it's from a tiger shark and unlike the fossiised ones you can get in places like Dorset it's a recent one with white enamel. Tiger sharks have 5 rows of teeth and as one comes through one falls out like they're constantly teething.
Have you looked up Albanian funeral customs? Perhaps the fabric is a folk tradition or somesuch, sounds quite unsettling and not really what you'd want in your house. At least my teeth and eyes were removable parts of the human body, ashes though...
Kek, Westfield, I was thinking about the cars as I wrote that. Recall some multipurpose that was clumped up and I had to boot the bag a few times before it broke up into clumps, sounds like J Arthur Bowers from the way you describe it. Ended up chucking it on the compost, how can a company with such a well known name get away with selling stuff like that?

Imagine being this much of an orbiter. Selfie posting and constant meetup shitting doesn't belong here. It's what /soc/ is made for

Any nightguard in?

There's 2 dentists on my road maybe I can some teeth off them
That's cool, where did you get the shark's tooth?
Nope, I'll have a look. Gonna get rid of it tomorrow though
There's a westfield that owns shopping centres too, they used to own merry hill but it was sold again to something called intu. That's what the j arthur bowers was like, solid in the bag wouldn't break up properly. Used it for the cherry tree and I think that's why it hasn't grown much in over 2 years

uch that's a pain, i can't work out that shite.
i thought it was cheaper as well? guess grass just got "too good"

Can you tell me the last time either of those two posted a selfie? Like an actual selfie not a picture of their dog or some event they attended? A load of unsociable britfeelers wanted to meetup and did, hardly a /soc/ meet. 99% of the meetup shit came from anons and the manc meetup discord. Not sure why it makes you so mad? I had no irl friends and heard there was a britfeel meet so I went, what's so wrong with that? I'm not cola or andrew btw

I'm here for the night shift lad, or at least until I've had enough to drink and need to pass out. What are you up to mate?

Sorry to chime in but Cola posted a pic in an Aston Villa shirt when we were talking about football on sat

I like long hair on men. It looks like your hair is dehydrated and doesn't respond well to brushing. My advice is to look into CG method and stop brushing

Not much lad just chilling listening to music, shitposting across various boards. Will be here for the nightshift.

It's not a selfie though because it didn't have.my face in:)

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So people were talking about football and cola replied with a football related picture? I see no problem with that imo. I feel like its a lot of unnecessary hate, it's britfeel, for british people to post if they are sad or happy, and the antics they get up to.

>Trying to get with qt girl from work
>Her little brother always cockblocks me by hanging around with his willy out
any advice lads? preferably no anime related shit

is this your hair review?