Tfw not going to the strip club tonight

you clearly haven't been to one

Bro I've probably been to the strip club 50 times.

It rules.

not for me. i always get diamond hard erection and have to go to dirty toilet to jack it. it was comfy only once when couple of friends from hs and i had small reunion and i was too drunk to get boner. but it would be the same in regular bar

never been to a strip club and have no plan to. imagine paying femerrhoids real money to shake their AIDS ridden assholes in your face like Jiraiya

>paying to edge

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Most beta thing I've ever read

nothing is more beta than calling other people beta on a forum for pathetic fucking virgin incels and trannies you stupid pathetic piece of shit. keep throwing nickles at crack whores so they can buy cosmic brownies and steel reserve just to go home and get dicked down by their tattooed nigger boyfriends you pathetic cuck. you fucking cuck funder. you fucking thot enabler, you pathetic piece of shit, you pathetic fucking incel dog.

You're an awfully angry lil beta

Hit the strip club and blow off some steam

why did we ever stop wanting to exterminate tripfags?

>huuu u mad broo?
nice one you pathetic piece of shit. keep giving women who will never have sex with you money like a real fucking beta cuck you pathetic fucking incel loser. keep replying to each and everyone of my posts like a fucking dog because youre on my leash now and you do what i tell you

I've actually had sex with a stripper

I've never had a chance to actually ask a man this, why do you go to a strip club? Men like you pay my bills but I've never understood why.

we wanna pay your bills

Wait, you're a stripper and you've never asked a dude why they came into to the strip club that night?

Do you mean that or is that just a topical response? Is it a findom thing?

I'm not a back room girl, I just dance. I know it sounds stupid but I have just enough dignity to stay on stage.

i dont care if youre the last airbender you fucking loser, but slobbering all over you keyboard waiting to reply to me you fucking dog

am joking. its not a findom thing. i dont go to strip clubs. but if i did i just wanna say that i appreciate you with a couple of greenbacks

I go to the strip club because it's fun. It's fun to flirt with hot girls, drink some beers, and get a few lapdances.

How do you make enough money just dancing on the stage? The real money at every club I've been to is in private dances. Most girls wouldn't make their house fee just doing stage. Do you never talk to guys from the stage?

I work at a boba cafe during the day. Dancing covers everything that doesn't. There are girls who make $400-600 a night but they're doing everything they can get into some guy's lap. I walk away with two or three hundred for handful of nights depending on who's there and that's enough to cover my wifi and groceries. Typically tips come from giving guys peeks or paying them a little extra attention. Some of the older guys look at me as some untouched angel and love watching me. If I ever get tired of my shithole apartment then I'll probably try to do more. Especially since a couple nicer clubs keep reaching out to me.

be careful, you know what they do back there. they fuck.

There's no fucking in the VIP areas at any club I've been to.

Bro you need therapy

oh ok. be careful anyway. happy collecting

$200-300 just for stage? I doubt most of the girls at clubs I've hit clear $100 a night from stage.