Things that haven't been said on this site before on this board thread

The world is a wonderful place.

my life has fulfillment.

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Man, I got a new gf and maybe she will be a soon to be wife. I can't wait to have children and start a new job!

Invictus
BY WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

I'm excited for my future.

I'm feeling pretty happy today.

I'm good user.

my life is fine and im having a wonderful time.

OP doesn't suck a million dicks

i have my life under control

i finally feel happy

get health chekt
>dabs

>be me
>have life

i don't need drugs anymore

Them some cool digits, user.

black people are actually pretty ok

white people are actually pretty ok

Hey hey hey its me fat albert

i am trolling

i think the last jedi was the best movie ever

Currently up to 8 second mute

Absolutely untrue.

hence why it's never been said

thank you i had not noticed and that was fun

i love my parents and they love me

Hillary Clinton won!

hillary clinton would make a good president

mfw people break character to engage in politics

I would be okay with my daughter dating a black man

i get pussy

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mfw people break politics to engage in banter

whoops, didn't mean to tag

user, i love you, will you go out with me?

I am alone because of my personality

Isn't the whole point of this board that we always have to post things that have never been said before?

yeah, so that proves that none of these things have ever been posted before

all people are actually pretty ok

What Elliot Rodger did was wrong.

i am content with my life and have ambitions and plans for the future

i'm not a robot, i have feelings and emotions like a normal person

this board isn't fucking sad

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I enjoy the current state of Jow Forums

Lately I've begun to worry that the multi dimensional jello beings trapped inside my urethral cavity have become angry with the state of affairs under president 2 Chainz.

recursion

I fucking hate niggers desu

It was unironically good

females can do no wrong

Haha how the fuck didn't that get banned?

queef poop

September 15th, 1982, Nicaragua.

This is such a great thread

OP is a cum swallowing faggot that rides horse cocks daily

I absolutely love my life.

Stalin is innocent

HOW
in a orginilio way

All my family loves me

this is a shit tier thread

she said I was sexy.

i never thought about killing myself

9/11 never forget U.S.A. Woman Flogged
A woman was in hospital following a flogging by four masked women who are members of "Ladies of The Invisible Eye " from Dallas in Texas, they administered 100 lashes for ruining her own daughter's life.

I'd die for Obama.

Communism is the answer.

Today was such a great day! I can't wait for tomorrow!

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I am a gay top

well that's my 20 minutes internet time spent. See you tomorrow.

Gays are pretty okay.

I have friends and family who love me

The holocaust was a tragic event and the jews deserve reparations

Nine Eleven was bad.

this thread is quite egdy

But you love it