Be me

>be me
>total fucking autist fembot
>pretty clueless in life
>a bit autistic, cant hold conversations well with 98% of people, feel no urges to pursue friendships, virgin, never actually genuinely clicked with someone
>get used to it eventually, realize im literally surrounded by normies and theres no escaping it, semi-give up
>hold genuine spite with the world for never giving me an irl non-normie robot bf
>whatever
>eventually, one friend (a bit normie but not fully, redditfag but very cool) introduces me to one of his friends
>little hope at this point but talk to him anyway
>(for more context, i literally just go full autismmode on the normies i speak to and if they cant handle it then ok.jpg)
>he actually seems to grasp what i'm saying/is aware of non-normie memes and speak
>we keep talking
>more and more and more niche interests we have in common come up - find out later he browses r9k
>life goes on, realize how perfect he is more and more each time we speak
>another mutual friend informs me that he posted a greentext about me
ill tldr it from here
>i ask him out
>he says yes
>we are happy
fembots and robots, there is hope for you. accuse this of being bait if you wish, but there truly can be good things out there

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yeah but youre fat

>yeah but youre fat
nice cope im underweight

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post body with stamp, clothed or not

that wasnt the point of this post you faggot, that's it i hope you never get an autismo fembot gf

Nice larp, but we can only dream of a qt fembot gf

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>larp
every time i saw posts like this i too assumed they were always gonna be shitty larps and i would never actually find a robot gf until it happened, even if you dont believe it rn theres hope for everyone

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if you come on here to tell anons about your bf then you're already a normie

>total fucking autist
>a bit autistic
WELL WHICH IS IT

This board isn't for camwhoring, slapnuts. Take that shit to /soc/

I have no hope left user, enjoy your "robot" gf you lucky normie bastard

You look so... free

>woman finds man
god I fucking hate you so much. Women have no fucking clue how the world works for men.

I am 27 and have been on Jow Forums for over 5 years and every female I talk to, also talks and has camsex with like 7 other men, and pretends like they dont, until I convince them that slutty women is my fetish, suddenly they reveal all of their DMs to me to help get me off while sharing footage of them getting fucked.

It's not actually my fetish, but it sure does convince me that women are all whores, or at least on Jow Forums

The way I see it, is that if a woman is ever attracted to me, then her standards are so low, that literally anyone who is nice to her can fuck her.

>tfw 27 year old virgin whos not even ugly or autistic

>using picture of an artist who burnt out on the very thing you talked about
wwwww

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>of
from

Pipi and Pepe are cute. CUTE!

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thats nice but in all the time ive spent on here ive never encountered a femanon from new england. there arent even any soc new england femanons.

i want to torture the frog girl!

she looks so cute when shes sad!

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">(for more context, i literally just go full autismmode on the normies i speak to and if they cant handle it then ok.jpg)
>he actually seems to grasp what i'm saying/is aware of non-normie memes and speak"
If he accepted someone like this he just has bad taste
I met someone in real life who says shit like "kek", "the absolute state", or "JUST" out loud and it just hurts to hear. If you are actually saying things you KNOW most people won't get you really are just a total fucking autist
Maybe the other niche interests you have are what sealed the deal cause I refuse to believe people can actually like each other just based off browsing the same fucking website
Dumb bitch dumb bitch dumb bitch
that's an inside joke from a chatgroup I'm in by the way, did you get it?

give autistic r9k gf now

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>If you are actually saying things you KNOW most people won't get you really are just a total fucking autist
I agree wholeheartedly. There's a time and place for everything, but asking an acquaintance if they sent you 20gb of dolphin porn isn't one.
You have to be mindful of what comes out of your mouth. Because this is Jow Forums, I can say OP barfs out 40lbs of semen a day. You can't do that out of the internet or else you'll get assraped by new wave feminists.

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Wouldn't an autist lack awareness that most people won't get it when you say memes out loud?

am i allowed to have other mental illnesses along with autism?

Yes. At worst, they will take it out of context, get offended and out you for it.
I have no idea why I even posted advice to someone who wouldn't take it. Others lurking may learn, but I wouldn't know about it.

where do you go to find autist girls, online or in real life?

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>he fell for the vagina jew

Jesus Christ did he learn nothing while on Jow Forums? he deserves everything coming to him.

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>am i allowed to have other mental illnesses along with autism?
depends on what they are
do you mind telling me

i sont care what mental illness you have as long as you lub me pls lub me

yea
we can talk about them on discord
skittles#4224

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I am fembot from the northeast. Its hard to imagine youve never met anyone from the area considering the population.

No fembot, or just any fucking woman in general wants to date a chinless 3/10 subhuman like me unless I was fucking rich the "robot" you're dating is probably a cyborg. I'd post a pic to prove I'm atrocious but don't wanna get ass rammed

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>>eventually, one friend (a bit normie but not fully, redditfag but very cool) introduces me to one of his friends
This thread does nothing for a true robot. Both you and him had established friend groups with normies. You are both just a little "quirky" but can still function just fine and make relationships. For true robots this is impossible our brains are to maligned to even interact with one and other outside of sporadic messages on the internet. There is no hope for us but the escape at the end of this misery.

Try and I will open your head

>>woman finds man
>god I fucking hate you so much.
>proceeds to cry because he goes after sluts
>never actually fucks one, doesn't realize women have needs to
Look, dude, I'm gonna break it down real simple for you: if you're not gonna fuck the attractive femals, the attractive female will fuck someone else.
Also, browsing Jow Forums for 5 years straight? You got way more problems than being autiatic or ugly

hey I actually snuck footage of you two meeting!

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I've been here since 2k3, you probably weren't even born yet, you fucking shitter.

You genuinely sound sweet and I wish you the best while it lasts, but nothing is forever, you just gotta learn how life works since the beggining and before you call me incel, back off, I've had relationships before and currently in one.

>irl friends
>saying non-normie memes and speak
user I don't think you realize how autismo most people are on this site.

>2k13
Get on my level, faggot. 2009-2012 was my original Jow Forums run, most memorable memes were DYEL, mr skeltal, "clever ruse," Ishiggydiggy, etc.
Fuck out of here newfag. I was here during Sandy Hook, before the fucking fappening, when Romney lost the election and there was that whole fuckin Romney copy-pasta, when Pepe wasn't even really all that fuckin mainstream.

Oops, I misread
If you've been here since 2003, you're beyond no-life

>If you've been here longer than me you are no life shorter you are a faggot
K. Not even that guy

>also, browsing Jow Forums for 5 years straight
>5 years straight
>straight
Nigga learn to read before hopping on an imageboard to talk shit.

>It's a normie comes to post about how she's not a total normie episode
I fucking hate it when children browse this board.

>Sandy Hook as 10 years ago
Jesus Fucking Christ. This website is a darkhole.

>because he goes after sluts
Every woman from Jow Forums is a slut. The only way a woman would think about doing anything romantic or sexual with a robot is if they are a slut who will fuck or date anything out of pity because they asked. A robot offers nothing over the several other men that Approach you or message you weekly. Women get to pick from the men that have already offered them interest, why would they pick a loser unless they saw them as a toy to fuck around with and discard when they got bored?

>nowhere in my post says this
Jesus Christ nigger learn to fucking read english you dumber than dirt piece of degenerate filth.
>muh insecurities
Get over them faggot.
>meeting women from Jow Forums
Discovered your problem.

just post gore. or animals getting burned or tortured. that well scare the faggots right off
>post shoveldog

> "I'm a fembot lol so autistic lol #notanormie"
>Has pussy
>Has friends
>Has redditfag bf
>"Guys I swear I'm not a normie! Look! REEEE PEPEEEEE
>mfw

Go back to /soc/ you filth

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She probably thinks she's gonna be happy forever just cuz she found someone, doesn't know that doesn't mean happiness at all and will be on suicide watch once they break up cause sooner or later that will happen

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not if i open her head first lol

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Instantly thought this shit. Trying way too hard to fit in is a sure fire sign of a normie, fucking reddit friends and bf. Fucking hate these niggers

>tfw no shoes gf to put my hands in

Totally unbelievable story but something to dream of.

This is a very rare pipi.
Can I save it?

how the fuck do I find a qt pipi gf that will hug me like that
I'm stuck in the normiest country in the world, the most autistic a gf could be around here is maybe be a weeb, and the normie kind of weeb still

fuck this gay earth

There are so many things wrong with this greentext and the way it's written that are really infuriating

>posting pipi
>posting gore
why not both?

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pictured: the only way a robot would ever be with a 3d girl

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>he goes on imageboards to mog on losers of all kinds
>pretends to be a girl on top of all that
kys

Mental hospitals

This makes me angry and jealous.

this honestly ruined my morning
seeing this cunt blab on about her bullshit struggle fills me with disgust with how easy it fucking is for wrmyn to get anything they want in life
any retards who think their life's difficult with a slit in between their legs is a mindless retard and i hope you choke

cringiest post on Jow Forums right now dechu
may we never sink to your level, retard

>continuity in pictures
more of serial killer wojak?

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True love! My only weakness!

>friends
Ya lost me there