MALE RED FLAGS THREAD

hahahah imagine thinking an incel is someone who provides love and time to their significant other and their significant other (who is a lazy stupid woman) decides to do nothing to better her life.

I'm sooo glad you think that! And if that's the case, then good on you! (: I wish you all the luck

Lets see how bad I am. Here are my faults, according to op

>lives at home
>virgin
>about average in looks. Not Brad Pit, but not hideous
>eat junk food, but in moderation
>browse r9k.
>play video games. About as bad as anime

She might be but desu I agree with a lot of it. I lurk here sometimes and I'm constantly like why don't you guys get it??

Actually, I'm pretty sure my life is at least a hundred times better than yours at this point, honey.

red flags for women
>she's a woman

never trust a hoe

>(I feel like you could use this time on something a little more productive)
And you're more productive watching Netflix?

Come on, put some effort into the bait. Or do what said.

I mean yes, some of it is common sense, but as someone with a lot of real world experiences, some of that really doesnt matter to girls in the age range of like 18-22. Anyone that says otherwise is after things beyond love/company/etc. Also, dont trust people on r9k of both sexes, most have skewed world views due to lack of experience

I mean when you're watching netflix you can at least relate to more people, so yes watching netflix is more productive in comparison since it gives you conversation material.

Shit bait. I would say my main red flags are:
>watches video porn
>visits prostitutes or goes to strip clubs
>body count > 5
>unnecessarily mean to his mom
>overly misogynistic political views
>super religious

funny thread op
i'm a good looking guy. i'm in college, getting high grades, scoring internships, etc. i'll graduate and make $80k starting (which is a lot for my area). however i still live with my dad. i met this girl last week at college and i got her number and asked her out. she made an excuse but we texted for a few hours and we learned a lot about each other. she's about to drop out. she's poor and doesn't work. she's racking up debt just to survive. this girl has almost nothing going for her. she's not even cute, but i liked her because she didn't seem like a lying slut like the rest of them. anyway, on sunday i look her up on fb and see dozens of pictures of her with her boyfriend and their kid. she led me on for three days. she had a million chances to tell me she's in a relationship and has a kid. we were talking about hooking up haha. she's crazy. i just told her i saw her fb and that i'll leave her alone and that was it, but she still stares at me in class and i know she'll start talking to me again soon.

my point is women are just as capable of providing for themselves as men are, and i can apply your red flags to women just as easily. you sound like a typical girl; someone who wants a rich handsome husband to get them pregnant and take care of them. you might find that, but you'll have to lower your standards. successful people want equally successful partners.

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>gets mad and resorts to violence and angry yelling first and always
>ignores me frequently
>won't do stuff
>won't do stuff with me
>isn't white (probably)
>lies/cheats ever, so much as once
>does drugs
>does criminal stuff
>is a huge slut/manwhore
>doesn't care about me on more than a physical level
>is boring/dull
>has a dick over 9 inches
>doesn't try
Idk if that's a lot lol, at least I'm not a pretentious whore like op tho lol

>browses Jow Forums or Jow Forums
Then what the hell are you doin here? Last time I checked this , is r9k. Are you lost?

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Hey I'm the opposite, just that I'm not white just hispanic pale and idk what you mean by boring

Bait. Please don't respond.

Honestly how? How can someone read OPs list and subsequent replies and NOT realize it's bait? It's literally just a checklist of stuff that describes common traits of people on this board (broke, virgin, anime, uneducated etc.)

stop taking the bait people, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Is this actually all it takes? I dont do any of this and I'm like a 6.5-7 with future prospects. I dont even have misogynistic incel beliefs. Where tf my fucking gf

terrible terrible

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That's like half the dudes here though. Methinks you've got more red flags and dealbreakers than you realize (consciously or not)

Basically, but the fish keep on biting

>Poor hygiene, doesn't shower every day
Every other day, so red flag there, but I work behind a desk and don't sweat
>Eats junk food
I have a few guilty pleasures but my intestinal issues prevent me from being able to subsist on garbage
>Doesn't leave the seat down (That's disgusting)
Not getting into why but I have to sit down to piss or soak the entire toilet so non-issue
>Drinks more soda than water
Wish I could drink soda. GI issues mean it goes down lick acid
>Has pimples
side effects of the cortical steroid I'm on due to health issues
>Is ugly
got me there
>Browses Jow Forums or Jow Forums
Why are you here then?
>Too cheap to pay for the both of us on dates
You're an adult, if you want me to pay your way, put out.
>Isn't independent, lives with mother or father
I have had my own flat since I've been 17 (emancipated minor)
>Is a virgin
double digit body count but I'm a degenerate fag
>Watches anime
I'm not into weeb shit
>Masturbates to anime girls
see above
>Didn't graduate high school
Barely.
>Didn't go to college
2 year comp-sci degree and 28 certs.

And what do you bring to the table? I bet you don't even have a job or you work some roast-tier "career" like server or barista.

Anyway, nice bait thread but I've got to get to work. Maybe you'll get a job some day and actually contribute to society. I bet the fifth of my pay that I don't get goes to paying for your social assistance.

I'd show you a screenshot of my savings and chequing account but then you wouldn't stop messaging me ;p

Im a guy uwu
But there are women that are gud and nice. Ive seen them before and talked to them and stuff, theyre just not here. Its hard to imagine but some of thwm are people like us.

>successful people want equally successful partners.

This. If you're just going to leech, I'd rather jerk off and disposable income.

Also remember just because you fit into the "no dealbreakers" category doesnt mean youre bf material. These are absolutes, things that if present scream big nono. True bf material is one in a million to me, so rip

Yeah, okay, bye sweetie. Have fun at your dead end job.

Maybe if you werent an asshole you would have found somebody by now instead of having to post your rediculous standards on an online lithuanian compot brewing forum

>dead end job
>Have been promoted twice in the last 6 months.

Now you're just salty. Off to make $36 an hour managing an IT department babysitting two robots and telling normies to submit a ticket if they want my team to fix their workstations.

>What are your red flags, fembots?

Hmm...

>He is not popular.
>He has less than a dozen friends or acquaintances.
>He resents his family, attractive women, men more successful than him.
>He dresses embarrassingly bad.
>He doesn't care about his health.
(This is important because I plan to have kids and I don't want him to die and leave me a single mom or have unhealthy kids.)
>He self-harms or lives dangerously.
(This shows a lack of responsibility, this kind of person doesn't respect that others care about him and suffer if he suffers.)
>He is excessively clean or excessively unclean.
>He calls himself a PUA, or acts like one.
>He has a history of cheating.
>He refuses to meet your friends or family.
(It's OK if he doesn't want to but still does it grudgingly, but outright refusing is a red flag, he's trying to isolate you and take over your whole life.)
>He doesn't get along with any of your friends or family.

There's more, but it's too much of a hassle to type it all out.

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friendly reminder that women don't actually care about any of that.
you just gotta be charismatic and attractive and they'll just forget all those "red flags".
women don't know what they want.

>loves me

I wouldn't want a guy so retarded to actually love someone stupid, mentally ill and ugly like me.

Fuck you I know exactly what I want
Probably because I'm not a woman lmao

Im a fucking chad idiot, I dont need youre fucking approval. Stay crying stupid idiot. Ill be overe here living the god life.

I appreciate the (you) however, lad

cringe larp thread

If I would be browsing imageboards with my gf we would have alot to talk about. They have not made a single intellectually challenging non-indie movies since forever and you can't find that shit in plebflix.

Dick is smaller than 6x5"
Short

Who showers EVERY DAY? Why would you?
I shower when I have reason to - after workouts, or after I've gotten dirty or sweaty, etc. I don't shower if all I did that day was sit on a desk and go to sleep.

>Short
I thought this was a meme, but today at work some roastie was talking about a date she went on. She said the guy was a bit short and probably wont go any further.
It was literally her main reason.

holy shit, i have the ecactly same red flags for women.

tldr just came to say ur gay lolol

Its the only physical trait which almost all women unanimously agree upon, don't buy into the "if you're under 6ft" meme, but if you're like 5ft 5 or 6 or under its kinda shit for you honestly.

"not gold digging, it is JUST HOT when men spend money on me"

so you are not looking for someone who will ever love?

money cant possibly be a determining factor for love- it's entirely independent of that individual as a person.... and what could money uniquely indicate about an individual

>shower 3-5 times a week, not every day
>constant junk food, but also I like all foods
>doesn't leave the seat down
>drinks 0 calorie Clears
>still have cystic acne on my back after 30 years
>not attractive
>browses both pol and r9k
>rarely pays for us both on dates, makes less than most women
>rents from parents
>watches anime
>masturbates to anime girls
>did go to college and graduate

so I have most of your red flags

good thing I dated a non-bitch girl and we're now engaged.

Femoid cope, sorry sweaty, nobody wants your fat ugly ass.

>I mean when you're watching netflix you can at least relate to more people
If you can't at least acknowledge that television, shows or netflix are generally wastes of time, you're not worth pursuing.

>>isn't white (probably)
>>does drugs
>>does criminal stuff
>>is a huge slut/manwhore
>>doesn't care about me on more than a physical level
damn, you are based as fuck

>I feel like you could use this time on something a little more productive
Fuck off, yeah? No sane person wants to do anything "productive" when they come home from fucking work.

What's wrong with loving a stupid, mentally ill, and ugly person?

>Poor hygiene, doesn't shower every day
Shower every other day
>Eats junk food
On occasion
>Doesn't leave the seat down (That's disgusting)
I leave it down
>Drinks more soda than water
Don't drink pop
>Has pimples
Only a few here and there actively trying to get rid of it
>Is ugly
Objectively average
>Browses Jow Forums or Jow Forums
Mostly browse other boards but come here once in a while
>Too cheap to pay for the both of us on dates
(If you're broke just say you're broke and I won't go out with you, not golddigging It's hot when a guy can take care of his woman)
If it's the first date sure.
>Isn't independent, lives with mother or father
(I know it's easy to call girls out when they live with their parents but it's different for guys)
No longer at home
>Is a virgin (It's cute but like little brother cute and that's just weird)
Not a virgin
>Watches anime
(I feel like you could use this time on something a little more productive)
Nope
>Masturbates to anime girls
(This one is a big yikes from me I mean porn in general is kinda dumb but they're not even real and their bodies look super unrealistic)
Check
>Didn't graduate high school
Graduated
>Didn't go to college
College is for suckers

>Is boring/dull
Unfortunately, this might be me. I enjoy my single player RPGs far too much.