If you woke up tomorrow with this body and a ginormous cock n' balls, how would you feel? What would you do?

If you woke up tomorrow with this body and a ginormous cock n' balls, how would you feel? What would you do?

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I'd post timestamped pics and ask fembots to add me

The real question to ask is "Who would I do?"

I would still go ahead and fucking kill myself. This would just make me do it quicker

Masturbate and feel up new bear body.

fuck some people then kill myself

I'd go hug my mom.

I'd feel pretty shitty because one thing I've always been is quick and nimble.
I don't want to be a huge gorilla, I want to be a small gibbon.

Call mom for a bigger set of clothes

How many points in DeX do you have

this male is fat and likely homosexual, would rather NOT become like him.

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and very scared because im poor and nonwhite. think I get by at my job being rude because ima minority and now people might try to prove shit by coming at me or start shit with my managers cause they'd think im racist when im just lazy

Would feel like the king of the world. Would message all the roasties i've wanted to hatefuck since highchool

Disgusted. That body is not something to be proud of. Besides, I don't want to lose all my DEX :)

considering dicks are not proportional to the rest of the body, whatever that guy is carrying likely looks very small

im pretty much like that alraedy just younger than him

I'm pretty sure thats why op clarified that your manhood would be massive

Go fuck every tranny asshole I can find.

The catch? I'm a gay bear and won't be attracted to women any more.

I'd be happy, even though I don't care for my new body, and the fact that I've aged to my early 40's, but at least its a chance to truly start again. I could be a happy-go-lucky kinda bear, the one that likes to give huge hugs and talks way too loudly.

Gay porn obviousIy

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