/r9gay/ - #655

Tfw no bf who looks EXACTLY like this edition

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if it's not 12 year old boys it's 40 year old men that get posted.. you guys really just cant stick to your own age can you

How to satisfy a bottom without anal sex? We dont want to do anal everyday, what are some sex acts that would satisfy a bottom?

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jerking him off while staring into his eyes

what is he into?

also this

If there's a "we" then maybe ask him instead of a bunch of mostly virgin faggots with zero clue on what relationships and sex is like outside of porn and mangas

>they're just helping him out with his sex problems instead of shooing him away

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tfw no bf to cuddle with after being viciously raped by him

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Rusty trombone, of course.

bfposters > lonelyposters

I've noticed this too actually, over the past few threads I mean. Usually there's at least one user telling them to get out, maybe that's why it's gotten so bad.

Stop your role of thread antagonist right this second

Hello are you murican who needs to be fucked?

The first one is obvious bait, but the second one has a good point. Someone coming here for sex advice belongs elsewhere

I am!
I'm on east coast, wbu?

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1- i am shy, its a bit awkward to ask
2- he probably doesnt know what he would enjoy either. its not like he has a definitive idea of how sex should be and i only need to ask. i am trying to figure out ways of enjoying sex that him and I are not even aware of, kinda

might as well pimp my discord
24/m/atlanta
discord: gbora#0846
kik: mtrn199

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people with bfs would be more at home at and it sounds like you would too. just because a place has gay in the name doesn't mean all gay people belong here

how would robots be at home on a normie board?

how do normalfags feel at home in a robot thread?
these are the answer-less questions that keep us up at night.

that's not an answer to my question user
but the answer to yours is that they get to feel superior

>invite friend who i wish could be my bf, to a discord ive been apart of for months
>two of the people in there flock around him and talk to him for well over 3 hours
>im now afraid ill lose him

>he doesn't like you nor care about you

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My statement would still apply, you asking here is going to yield you about as much as it would if you were just asking him. Also, you've had anal with him I don't see how the topic of sex is awkward for you to begin with and if you can't comfortably talk about something like that with what I assume is your bf you need to re-prioritize a lot of things

>he likes, cares about you and spends 18 hours a day with you

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>try to start a conversation with him
>he sends incomprehensible messages then ignores me

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Fuck off, I don't want to cut myself not toda ;_;

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he isn't your bf so there's no reason why he shouldn't be able to get closer to someone that isn't you, you did it to yourself

I disagree. It's not about feeling superior, I think it's about the lack of pressure. If everyone else is below you then nothing you say or do can really be used to judge you.
Like when people talk about not showering I bet that wouldn't fly on the other board without being called gross. Is this what they mean by "comfy". It still sucks that that they won't leave though.

Are we really doing the whole avatarfag thing again it's so boring please come up with something else, or at least use a trip so you're filterable

people get called gross for such things here though

Pls dont user, cutting is always a mistake even though it feels good in the moment

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>him
Haha, I wish.

Like when? The only time a robot is criticized on something like hygiene/self-maintenance is when they whine about not having a bf or something similar, people who don't want to shower and are ok with being smelly are met with disinterest or get praised by the weird stink fetishists

I know i can't just ask where, but I haven't seen that. It isn't the majority anyway.

Fuck off, I do whatever I want specially after getting taunted and feeling depressed.

too real user... the only difference is that I try to make a good joke and just get ignored.

being retarded is hard

i just ghosted someone because of this. he talked differently to other people but was always really quiet and uninterested if it were just me and him hanging out. idk why we were even friends to begin with because he was always like that, he was the one who wanted to be friends..

just remember, cut downwards not sideways

I'm sorry if you felt like I taunted you, it wasnt on purpose
Just wanted to share some happy feels here everyone is always so down. I hope you feel better later and I hope you dont cut today!

oi user, you okay? if you want to talk to someone, I'm here for you faggot

so one retard decides to announce that they're cutting and you all feed into it and try to comfort him as if it'll change anything. he does it for attention and you're feeding into it please stop coddling retards

>one person
>you all

y'all all desu

To be fair to that user it was actually 2, but I agree cutters just want attention. If he wanted anyone to actually care he'd cut downwards.

but what about people who cut because it feels good? or would those just be masochists

People who do it to feel good probably aren't announcing it unless there's some weird sexual undertone to it.

stop making me feel
I just got back from college after seeing him

>tfw ate pizza and got the succ from a cute boy
I made it fags. What are you gonna do about it

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nooone but the lonely heaaaart can know my sadness

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made what? the pizza?

Can a person survive stabbing his own heart?

do i look like google to you

>do i look like google to you
Sorry :(

Is that lyrics? I dont know that one

I made it. As in I accomplished the goal.

oh. which goal?

Is it gonna be easier to kms myself if i've picked a spot to jump from? I did a while ago and i'm going to check it out pretty soon.

alright don't answer me then, i guess.

>Want to ask him if I should even keep bothering to message him since it seems like he's uninterested
>afraid he'll just think I'm overreacting or something and hate me

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JUST DO IT RIGHT NOW user COME ON

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but what if he hates me

>Want to ask him if I should even keep bothering to message him since it seems like he's uninterested
the absolute optimal route would be to forget about him and check back in a week or two. HOWEVER, if you are obsessed and if life will be hell for the following few weeks if you don't know what will happen, then you could send a sincere message asking if he is actually interested.

How would I phrase that message?

wouldn't you rather just find out if he hates you rather than sit there in uncertainty

Have you done something that makes you think he hates you? I think you're just overreacting
Going to bed now so goodnight user

>tfw no cute bf with a huge ass who will dom me by sitting on my face and "forcing" me to eat his loud farts every day until i nearly pass out

as a top, would you like your bottom bf to shave off his legs or you don't care about hairy legs?

I will trim your hair or sugar wax your whole body.

That wouldn't happen if you looked like Francisco Lachowski

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I'd prefer some trimming, but honestly I don't care about legs. So long as their ass is shaved or trimmed.

If I looked good, was tall and not too old then I would have gotten a bf yeah.

>he talked differently to other people but was always really quiet and uninterested if it were just me and him hanging out
He was probably attracted to you and embarrassed when he was around you.

>tfw no bf with a gun so I can shoot
I really really want a gun

They feel morally superior despite they are bullying the bottom barrel of society

This
F A C E is life
I hate being ugly, i'm such a fucking gaycel

>tfw no white brazilian bf

>likes you
>cares about you
>got sad and depressed when you werent around
>despite this plays tons of hours of games and puts them before you

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idc what you look like user, if our personalities are comparable I'll still love you!
tell me about yourself. what games or music or movies do you like? :?

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>tfw no F A C E
I hate being ugly, I can't stop crying

At least you have someone. I have no one NO ONE.

HEY! dont cry
why do you think you are ugly? what ''ugly'' features do you have?

Please be in michigan

T. Gay gun owner

well, let me be honest: it probably means he isnt THAT interested. but there are cases where he might have legitimately preoccupied, i wouldnt count on it tho

it depends on how your interactions have gone. how long have you been talking, how did you meat, why do you think he might be interested in the first place.

I have "someone" but the negative emotions I get indirectly are worse than if I was alone. I can't cut him off because I genuinely love him though, and I know he at least feels a tiny bit of affection towards me.

>lachowski
>lacha
>blowjob

Fuck off retarded shit. You have someone stop being a fucking child and open your own freaking eyes.

Hair is fine, but shaved can be nice too.

It's not a relationship stupid

Fuck off retard you have something ongoing even if it's not proper. YOU HAVE SOMETHING, WE HAVE NOTHING.

No i'm in England.
import me pls

You've piqued my interest. What is it?

Only if you promise to make me breakfast while wearing nothing but an apron

>tfw i'll never be good enough to get a bf

and what I'm saying is it feels 10x worse to dump your heart into someone only to get a fraction of that in return, and yet you know they care somewhat and so that removes any want of trying to get out of it

Its a friend thats more than a friend and we feel affection for each other but they don't seem to care to really push it along in the direction of a relationship and seem perfectly content to keep things as they are, which is not talking for days at a time and then complaining about work when I try my hardest to be positive and nice

>"they"
O M E G A L U L

>and what I'm saying is it feels 10x worse to dump your heart into someone only to get a fraction of that in return, and yet you know they care somewhat and so that removes any want of trying to get out of it
cringe and bug off

Sounds like good fun, what do you prefer for breakfast? what are gun laws like in Michigan

>twitch reactions
Oh no no no no, now I have to laugh at you and not with you

I'm the one laughing here, normalturd