>bite bullet
>I'm going to go gf hunting
>friend recommends POF
>what is the longest relationship you've been in
>you cannot make a profile without disclosing your longest relationship
>tfw have never been even on a date
Time to nico nico neck myself
Just fucking put three years and lie to everyone who asks.
Is this like the rule of three body count thing?
I don't know anything about that. I was just saying 3 years because that just felt right.
>Student
Under like 22? If so, just put under one year, nobody's gonna care. They're asking for committed relationships, not body count. Over 25, put like 1 year and just lie to people.
They say that if a man said he has fucked 3 bitches it really means he has fucked none. It was in a movie or something idk.
itll be 3 years on the 26th. just say under one year. it may feel like youre pathetic but if you are serious about meeting someone its good to just be honest
That's what I did. Still though, this app is incelphobic.
Meant for
Originigiloli
I don't even know. Dated a guy for 2 months during summer then we met again during winter and continued, then we just sort of stopped.
Second attempt was recently with another guy and he even asked me to be his girlfriend and I said yes then broke up with me like a month later lol
So yeah not sure
*breathes in*
This is probably bait.
no sodomites allowed
29 years being a stupid fucking mommas boy and jerking off to anime porn, now that's a fucking relationship right there, I can't say I'm happy but I'm too addicted to various earthly pleasures to commit suicide just yet.
Do you think my waifu of 3 years would count?
>been dating a person online for 4 years
>have never met
>only seen vague pictures of eachother
>hardly even hang out anymore and just talk once in a while, play some games etc
everyone thinks it's weird but it's just comfy, idec what they do anymore
I didn't even make it that far into making my POF account, I was stopped when they asked me if I was race mixed or a Caucasian.
You're dating a man OP
Yes i know it's a guy.
also i'm not op? why would you ever think that
THOU SHALL NOT LIE WITH MAN AS HE LIE WITH WOMAN FOR IT IS AN ABOMINATION
Your answer is "Under 1 year".
Your answer is indistinguishable from someone who dated a new person every school year and then broke up over the summers.
Stop stressing out about it.
I'm 28 and been with my girlfriend for almost 6 years. We plan on getting married once I get a good job. I met her in a bar. Best night of my life.
>tfw 23
>tfw dont exist