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Keep on movin' edition

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DEEP WEB MYSTERY BAG OPENING

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me leg's broken but the doctor refuses to acknowledge it, guess i'll wait 3 years until i get it treated

off to the supermarket

recommend me sommat to get

I'm not going to watch a video mate I only come here to discuss trannies and complain about the real problems on /britfeel/ like anime

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Some Chicken tendies

remember when people used to say "set me" instead of "give me"? like "set me a crisp bruv"

You hit your leg off a table you whinging bastard, now fuck off

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How much did you spend on that? Also, tidy your fucking room.

Huh I thought there's be something more wild in there

You are a cunt

Sounds like london ebonics to me

>tfw normies in your swamp

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I'd heard them Surface Pros are good. They're just Microsoft and after the 7 fuckery I said I'd never buy anything from them again.

It's funny how some older people are really tech averse and others pick it up and run with it. My dad was an Apple fag then he messages me one day to see if I can get this app from Google Play, it wasn't available in the UK so he picked up a Samsung tablet off Craigslist and installed it no problem. Asked him what it was for and it's freeware maps and charts for when he's flying and if there's one time I'd like paid for, completely accurate software it's when I'm in the air especially within the Bermuda Triangle but he was complacent almost to the point of naivety. Old people, how do they work.

Didn't know that about food, I just take em and they still do the job.

I'm varnishing a shoe rack I got from B and M, landlord built me a utility room/porch but once I've got the washing machine and feed sacks in there it's going to be cramped for where I can put wellies and hiking boots etc so I figured if I stack them on a rack it'll be better. Only cheap shit but I've already varnished and colour matched the skirting board, door frame and windows to the house woodwork so when it's done it'll look posher than it is, even with cat hair embedded in it.

What you up to today? Have you had any quotes for the rads?

Wish Alphabay was still about tbqh
6 figures in 1 year

probably but it was very popular with us middle class white boys in berkshire

just pre-loaded Sekiro

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Farscape sure is goofy but enjoying it so far

haha I was expecting a bomb making kit or something
based games tho
is the bag tiny or is the boi biggg?

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50 quid. Didnt expect to get that much worth of stuff was just curious. Can sell or give away the games and always have use for a big memory card so doesnt feel like a waste. Not sure about the spray bottle though no branding on it or anything

As one closes down another opens.
Nice work.

Ordered some green off dream market, stupid faggot still hasn't sent my order and it was made on Tuesday. Getting vexxed here, if it doesnt show up by saturday im opening a dispute.

Are deep Web Mystery boxes real? What's the deal?

That was the cheapest one available maybe you get some crazy shit in the more expensive ones. both...maybe

I mean we just had video evidence of them lad

How you know it isn't some cunt just opening a random bag he packed himself lad

reckon I saw a nonce behind the counter at mcdonalds

was proper smiling at little girls

I have a duck like that, I want the one in you pic's hat for her. Going to start feeding all the chickens beets so we got pink eggs for easter.

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Did you escrow it?

The Pros are good, wouldn't bother with the RT though can't run anything on them. The only thing I'd want from Microsoft is the HoloLens but they're so expensive and seem a bit underpowered they only have 2 gb ram

I would have thought he'd want accurate software when he's running kilos

I think it says it in the leaflet thing

Post pictures when it's done. I like repainting/varnishing cheap furniture, makes it a lot nicer. Last year I bought one of those paint spray guns it works quite well I've done my sister's plastic garden chairs with it.

I'm not up to much today, need to fetch some crickets for the dragon and get some food shopping. Probably going to my sister's in a bit. I haven't had any quotes yet I asked my stepdad to contact a few reclaim yards but I don't think he has yet, I'll just phone them myself.

I assure you I'm too lazy to do that and also what would be the point?

Was smiling at the burgers lad I'm a burger fiend

Dream just isn't the same. The client base is shit and the vendors are shit

For me it's brown anine girls.

Where can I buy cyanide to spike the local communal cat milk trough?

>tfw still living with parents at 26

*gets assassinated my milk cat*

I like thinking about breasts

23 here
Feels bad/good/comfy

Just move out bro lol

I only like black women with the same skin tone as Aisha Taylor and Tyra Banks. They look like my tan anime girls.

Nothing wrong with that imo.

Loads of people in our generation will be.

I wanna move out but I'm a NEET.

>tfw moved out of mum's at 18
I miss my mum

When my mum dies I'll top myself. She's my only friend.

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based mummipostr
chekt

No matter how bad your situation is, just be thankful you're not a bloke in a dress that orders HRT off the internet

desu I've looked at places to move out to but a lot of it is living with roommates, fuck that, not sure where else to look

I want my Brexit!!!

Tfw you want to die so bad you want your parents to die soon so you won't feel guilty for offing yourself but you feel guilty anyways for sort of wanting them to die soon

I don't think I've ever actually met a proper chad. I've seen them walking around but never actually met one. the "chads" at my school were just average looking

>he hasn't watched Harry Brown

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Mate there's a city nearby that's comfy and has low crime and for the price of a shoebox here (not London) I can get a 2 bedroom place with an en suite all to myself. That's the fucking dream.

I could have that dream in a few years if I worked hard. From NEET to employed and independent. But I'm sad and lazy.

Never know lad try and get a cute female roommate and creep her out and smell her underwear

8 days lad, no long now

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Let's go WTO!

cant stand remoaning traiters. simple as.

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No deal? No problem!

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>8 days
until it's 'delayed' for another 3 months

Post Emmerdale dingle lad thanks

Im feeling like ending it lads, im so fucking bored my life is pointless this is pointless.

There is only an extension if there is a deal. That won't happen.

Buckle up lads, we're driving off a cliff on March 29 and it's going to be exciting

At least wait until April and watch the Armageddon unfold

>Fucking fat girl from dating site in hotel
>Her stomach is getting in the way of her vagina
>Underbelly and thighs are painted brown with dying skin
>She stinks, can feel myself going flaccid
>Pretend I came and pulled out
>"I tend to have that effect on men lol I've never had an orgasm but you can try"
>She orgasms 2 minutes in, so disgusted with myself I threw up in the bathroom
>She sits and eats greasy chinese pantless whilst watching films on her laptop
>Leave hotel early
>"We should do this again come meet my parents soon"

Going back to escorts lads. Ssbbws can seem attractive on the other side of a computer screen but in practice they're awful smelling wheezing messes.

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yeah you can view listing for them on dream market though, but 99% of viral youtube ones are fake, most of them don't contain illegal stuff

The fire rises

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47651350

Hoping for a No Deal Brexit. Having agreements about trade and stupid stuff like that is so cucked.

Looking forward to seeing the stock market and Forex market a bloodbath of red figures after we crash out with no deal

Jow Forums should be good

Are they taking the bloody piss? How is this terrorism related?

Gordon this was quite a poor showing

Wouldn't you believe it, just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, just my luck

NO RECESS

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I want a mum that will last forever
I want a mum to make it all better

it's the use of violence for political reasons

>Ssbbws can seem attractive

Where were u when Joey went from a loveable doofus to a mentally retarded man child?

Reckon I'll go for my 5th wank, any wankers in?

Aye, lad, wanking off your mum right now haha cunt

dirty remoaning scum. shuld al be shot as traiters. brexit means brexit, simple as
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584
>t. Alan Smith, 73

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Why is lesbianism so rampant in Scotland?

Playing VR chat in an effort to be less lonely, ill update you lads with how it goes.

Ronnie getting TRUMPED

The scoobydoo movies are God awful why did they get made

Is the HoloLens like augmented reality? Dunno much about them bc Microsoft. Used the Google Lens when I was in Devon last year to identify plants I couldn't remember the name of, it was surprisingly accurate. Pic related.

I would want paid for software too. He's not really running Ks btw, it was a badly placed joke but quite a lot of people where I used to live did it all the time. Sometimes found bales floating in the ocean just off shore, didn't touch em as I knew I was being watched.

I will do, second coat presently. I'm doing it unassembled otherwise it'd be fiddly af. Got a spray gun on the compressor but it setting it up would take as long as doing it by hand really, bit ott for a shoe rack that cost less than a tenner.

Oh, is it you with the dragon? I've admired him/her before. What do the cats think?

Used to know a reclaim just outside Shenstone near Lichfield, it flooded regularly. Don't know if it's still there because of the toll road. I have to be careful how I say this, I used to be a RUG dealer importing Persian carpets from Iran and selling them to places like that and antique shops. If I find the yard I'm thinking of I'll let you know, they paid well over the odds.

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Make the most of what you've got. Have you heard of a client called The Ethics Committee?

Mrs May participating in a bukkake scene with various EU leaders

Fuck me that was really, really depressing.

I think this would have been like a serving window for the kitchen back in 1902

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Ex brother in law tried too hard to be one, he was an utter cunt either in his ordinary guise or tryhard guise. Some blokes are just like that.

There's going to be rioting and stuff lad, stick around and watch/participate in the fun.

do you think I might get time off work

Enjoy being hungry and wiping your arse on leaves then brainlet.

Anyone else unironically regret voting leave?

I ran into a wall when I had a go, be careful eh

Why are lezzas so fucking grumpy and unpleasant is what I'd like to know

Ha ha your currency is gbp (good boy points)

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aint had enough dick thats why.

amer show me your tits lad.

Are the other doors arched too? Post a pic of under the serving window.

>50 quid
You got tricked tbqh mate and this isn't me being a dick or ought. them games are probably worth a couple of quid each.

I've only seen 1 tit in real life

If it's all kicking off in between your home and work you wouldn't be able to get there safely, or at least tell your boss that.