Wage Dance

>Come on user, I can't HEAR you!
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>We are we are Wal-mart!

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>that unenthusiastic guy singing around 22 seconds
We are, we are Wal-Mart.

This can't be real, r-right? It's a comedy skit or something, right?

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Imagine actually being a wagie in 2019. Like, wow.

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Holy fuck, is this how its like to work in retail in usa?
How can you even do this shit, its fucking soul crushing to watch, Jesus Christ, i didn't understand how the people in retail that are being told to smile all the time don't just kill themselves.
Have these humans lost all self respect?

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oh god please dont do this

Can confirm that some walmarts, mainly supercenters, do a warm-up song before every night shift. It's so pathetic and I never joined in on it.

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>went to joes crab shack a few years back
>in the middle of eating, barely anyone else in the place
>suddenly an alarm goes off and all the fucking employees walk in a line to the middle of the restaurant
>employees even coming out from the back
>suddenly cotton eye joe starts blaring and they all have to do a line dance
i would walk out if I was told I not only have to do a job for minimum wage/waitress pay, but also dance like a fucking circus monkey

Enduring this shit is probably the hardest part of their job

>mfw i start at wally world tomorrow
It's in the back with freight so I think i'm in the clear, r-right lads?

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It's been 30 minutes, time for another staff dance!
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>Work minimum wage
>have to sing and dance to show how much you enjoy the job

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Oh my fuck ahahahahahahahaha

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>tfw no brainwashed wageslave bf that smells like crab and sweat ;_;
the eternal pain never ends

This is some real slavery going on here. This is when you know you are really owned by your boss and the financial system. Anyone who thinks it's not worth it to go to school in order to enter a real profession needs to watch these videos.

Mind you every single job has it's own form of "song and dance" that we must conform to. The only real way to minimize this is to start your own business, or find a way to make money on your own somehow.

I should watch this when I need motivation to study for uni

The bosses at these places are the creepiest fuckers too, stapled smile fuckers with greasy moustaches who would throw you under the bus if corporate said "that person does not have enough pins on their lanyard :((("

>This is some real slavery going on here.
Wuzza you mean, chile? I's LIKES dancin' for tha massuh, nothing bad bout that.

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>work financial
>44k eurobux
>36 hours week,
>Flexible working hours
>Anything worked over get to take as time in lieu or an extra day off
>Pension, sick pay
>22 days annual leave
>Yeah salary review and bonus
>Boss doesn't give a fuck what I do as long as I get my work done
>Often spends twenty mins taking a shit and shitposting

Feels good man. Glad to not be a wagecuck in McDonald's

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>HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US TO YOU WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO! HEY!

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Based user, same field here. Feels mighty good.

holy fucking god I need to go to the states and see this live

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I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

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Yes you are
Wanna discuss things with your manager?

Accounting here - same deal.

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didn't I just see this thread on /tv/ or am I hallucinating again

god i'm so fucking glad i don't work retail anymore

Nnnnnnnope
t. Guy who used to work in back

n-no sir, the customer is always right sir...

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Technology - data analytics reporting in. Feels good bros.

You people almost make me feel good about being unemployed.

is wal-mart peak wagie?
most fast food workers don't even get this kind of boomer treatment

>you're gonna be a cashier someday!
Motherfucker. What a horrible existence.

>you're gonna be a cashier someday!
Is that a threat?

>god i'm so fucking glad i don't work retail anymore
>Technology - data analytics reporting in. Feels good bros.
You don't get off that easy, office wagies.

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I'm no longer sad about not having a girlfriend. Living in isolation is a Godsend.

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>that dickhead who stands up after the first wave of standers that pressures all of the peons in the back to stand up too

You don't know what you're missing out on, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=326FSEQHaxE

>office wagies thinking they're immune

Guess again fags. Better answer to your boss shekelberg or that pajeet who now does your same job for half the salary.

God thank God I never worked retail or service. Blue collar unionized labor for fucking life.

>that pajeet who now does your same job for half the salary
Remember that time when Disney laid off their entire IT department so they could fill the positions for cheaper by issuing hundreds of H1B visas to Indians? And remember when the laid off workers were forced to train each of their replacements personally as a required condition for receiving severance pay? I remember.
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Boomer detected. Those jobs aren't available anymore.

What are you talking about. Our local has issues getting groundmen into our line department. I don't get why since it's easy and starts at 45k/yr flat rate. There is a huge amount of union jobs needing people in the utility sector which I work in. Shit man I'm only 23.

that was painful to watch, I could be earning 1million a year and I would never go so low to sing in harmony with fat sweaty and greasy coworkers holy shit, I can only imagine the manager checking if everyone is singing to receive Christmas s bonus that year kek

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there's still a few. Most plumbers, electricians, HVAC guys and the like are in unions, but they're tight-knit and you gotta know people and not be a fag

I'm a dish pig. shit pay but the chefs cook me whatever food i want and i don't have to interact with customers or sing or dance

When I was a little kid, about five years old, I really wanted to be a cashier, because I thought they got all the money in the register.

>but they're tight-knit and you gotta know people and not be a fag
Yup plus a lot of people can't make it because they just can't deal with stubborn old farts but I don't see why they're easy to deal with. But many in my line department can't make it past our climbing school since the guy who runs it is a sadist. I saw them up on the poles at 8am and they where still up there at 8pm. The heat index was about 110F and the UV index was about a 13. This went on for around 2 weeks and of the 45 that started only 8 stayed.

>When I was a little kid, about five years old, I really wanted to be a cashier, because I thought they got all the money in the register.
That's an understandable mistake since you have to be a little older before you get indoctrinated into the idea it's normal and acceptable for your corporate masters to take in the vast majority of what workers earn on their behalf.

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If they are waitresses they might make even less than min wage
You are the real MVP? Does you skin get pruney?

This is because you didn't make good grades in high school.

>he didn't skip class and smoke pot
Never, I repeat NEVER gonna make it

>girl in black shirt
TTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC

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Quads undeniably confirm

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>work retail
>never had to do the wagedance
>customer isn't always right, I put my foot down and tell them to fuck off when they try to start shit
>if they ask for the manager I call them; manager just repeats whatever I told them and also tells them to fuck off
>everyone is chill and goes on a first name basis, even the managers
>99% of customers are decent people, you only get one or two incidents a day with the entitled ones
>job is comfy as fuck and barely stressful at all even on a bad day
Jow Forums confirmed for LARPers and NEETs who have never actually had jobs before

Never gets old. im a eurofag and if i saw people working in retail doing this shit here they would be laughed at work and after work. A really strong rope would be nicer. Suicide rates skyhigh.

holy fucking shit this is hilarious and sad

Wallmart is sort of known for these types of things, they border on a cult

I worked at old navy and during Christmas they would have a specific song that would play and all the employees had to dance. I had them train me and then stopped showing up

Are you implying that work isn't generally demeaning?

I had no idea how bad things really were.