you get the newest iron man suit
whats the first thing you do with it?
You get the newest iron man suit
Ethan Jackson
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Owen Adams
Fly to space then take the helmet off
Logan Allen
Give it to a strong woman like Captain Marvel.
Jayden Torres
rob a bank and then leave the country
Wyatt Hall
Steal the Kaaba and throw it into the ocean
Camden Anderson
>try out all its functions
>get gud at using it
>buy clothes big enough to wear over iron man suit so I can wear it everywhere without anyone noticing
>have it export some designs of its gadgets so that can sell them
>use dosh to move to Montana and buy land/comfy house
>fly around for fun
Sounds nice
Robert Rodriguez
do one of those airplane smoke messages in the sky that says "stark is a faget"
Benjamin Miller
>kill niggers with it
Nolan Cooper
join the military but make them pay me exorbitant amounts of money for my services
Andrew Rodriguez
They already have one.
Nathaniel Myers
probably selling it to acquire hookers and coke
Elijah Torres
Fly myself into the sun.
Owen Allen
Fly to space and fuck around with the people on the ISS
Asher Clark
Locate the self destruction button.
Jordan Kelly
Use it's nanobots to enter my asshole and stimulate my prostate as i fly.
Adam Reed
sell it and be a forever neet.
Noah Lewis
>fly around city listening to sad music
Liam Williams
You mean the godkiller 2? I guess I job against a celestial?
Ryder Walker
Christchurch 2: electric boogaloo
Matthew Turner
>not seeing what's inside it first
I mean, it's probably nothing, but i'd crack that sucker wide just to see(and scan it with my iron suit powers,) what exactly all the hubub is about. Also laser blast anyone within 500 feet of it.
Luis Cook
nothing because it probably wont fit around my 350 pound ass
Anthony Gonzalez
It's just a meteorite
Michael Gutierrez
Return it and ask for the suit from the first movie because that one is ugly as shit.
Ayden Lewis
>wanting the suit that freezes at high altitude and breaks easily over the nano-machine-space-ready-auto-healing-can-hurt-god suit
literally transformation is the best superpower.
Cameron Young
Ahh. Classic robot. Cheers.
Robert Gray
Yeah your fucking retarded I agree the style of the old suit looks better but the new suit is way fucking better technology wise
Cooper Brooks
Bomb isis and other desert places
Noah Sanchez
>make it look less gay and then destroy organised religion for shits and giggles
Isaiah White
Get a kendo sword move to forests in Japan and wait for people to challenge me with real katanas
Aiden Cruz
Its nanotech, you fucking tard
Jace King
Nah, the MK-1 is the MVP, a bigboi
Jayden Cooper
Destroy everything. Fucking. Everything. Everyone is fucked.
Isaiah Jenkins
Go to sleep
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Easton Ortiz
Go literally anywhere but here
Nathaniel Price
Your stupid you can't even fly in that thing for more than a few seconds let alone go to space
Bentley King
Go back in time, steal Thanos's gauntlet, and snap all the men off the face of the world.
Liam Rivera
The same I do with everything
>"oh this will be so much fun, I'll fly and shit... tomorrow "
>never takes suit off the box
>lay in bed in the dark all day
Thomas Taylor
Install regime over europe and give it back to the white europeans while giving an ultimatum to every invader - leave in 30days or die. I was day dreaming on more complex plans for some time
Caleb Davis
kill all trannies and degenerates that I can
Grayson Jenkins
I haven't watched superhero stuff in a while, I'm still at Tony Stark build this IN A CAAAVE
Zachary Watson
fly that shit
Jason Howard
The only real reply, based and deadpilled
Jaxon Cook
Crush myself to death by commanding the nanobots to shrink the interior space
Julian Morgan
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Noah Gray
Literally what I opened the thread to post
Levi Hughes
>be Tony Stark
>board alien spaceship
>take helmet off
>air in spaceship is breathable for some reason
Hudson Robinson
Sell a little bit of the tech to make some capital. I then fly to a remote, sparsely populated island or south American country and build a prison.
I then kidnap most of the billionaires in the world and imprison them there. I pay some of the natives to look after the prisoners. I occasionally check in to make sure they aren't being tortured or mistreated, but I otherwise leave them to rot.
I offer my services to the various space agencies of the world pro bono, even if it's just a bunch of supply runs to the ISS.
I hit up Richard Stallman and ask for his assistance with finding people to reverse engineer the hardware and software in the suit in way that's free, open source, and not patented in any way.
I say absolutely nothing to anybody who isn't involved in my prison, space agency, or reverse engineering work. I just dab or do a shitty fortnite dance if anybody asks me a political question.
Eventually, I'll ask the suit AI if it'll be my gf. I then get rejected, and never enter the suit again because it'd be awkward.
Benjamin Baker
the best superpower is telekinesis, virtually omnipotence