How the fuck does this guy have a hot girlfriend? Shes hot as fuck twitch streamer with gigantic tits like triple d tits. He dresses like a child and loser for the past 10 years wearing video game and cartoon shirts and shit
Hes a wow streamer i cant imagine that makes him much money since that game is dying and going to shit down. His girlfriend doesnt even need money it looks like shes a popular twitch streamer too
I saw a video of him when he was younger and he was just bitching about his mom wasnt paying for the internet and his entire room is full of nasty ass dishes and shit and he still lives with his mom as a successful streamer with money literally living in her attic
becasue he has high status in the twitch community, one of the things women are attracted to is status. pink sparkels (the girl) is attracted to him since he has high status in the twitch communitty that they are both part of (he's the most successful wow streamer).
Elijah Carter
I was in a similar situation once people like you are horrible
Nathaniel Bell
Big Red Aryan Cock
Isaiah Lewis
Thats even worse white men are incredibly weak both personality wise and physically. Hes frail and weak as fuck just yelling about wow all day and is bald
Dylan Anderson
Dick the size of a bus
Colton Morales
have you heard of this great place called "africa"? there are no whites there, its paradise on earth, bud.
Carter Ramirez
Big Berserker Bone
Joshua White
i remember threads of her used to be spammed all over /v/ and Jow Forums
then she dumped her asian boyfriend and they dissapeared
> wow streamer i cant imagine that makes him much money since that game is dying and going to shit he was getting 20k viewers on average for a while.. he was easily at 15k subs at one point. He was getting plenty of money
Elijah Johnson
He streams world of Warcraft and wow is at its lowest subscribers since it started its a dying game he cant be
Oh god damn it I looked it up and hes worth 1.2 million what the fuck
Liam Rivera
He executes through her Power Word: Shield
Owen Green
Yep. dude is fucking rich. he doesnt spend it stupidly either. dude is set for life unless his roastie girlfriend is a spender.
Charles Carter
He pummels her psychic screams
Bentley Ramirez
She calls his coc "The Unstoppable Force"
Levi Russell
he loots her Ashkandi
Ian Ross
He has clear skin, passable looks, he's tall, I'm assuming he has followers, maybe a big cock or some money saved up, or he's got a good head on his shoulders and there's more important things than having "triple-d tits". Go figure OP, I can't really think of anything why this child loser who wears cartoon shirts might have a girlfriend.
Asher Turner
Hes a warlock and his favorite summon is the Succubus
Xavier Diaz
He looks like BlackOpsCod
Andrew Ramirez
does Sparkles wear the "nerd" girl glasses for him? maybe a schoolgirl outfit to go with it
Thomas Taylor
Dude its not clear skin its money
Aaron Brown
nine inch cawk
Kevin Russell
checked, creepy cock poster
Charles Edwards
I have a huge cock it doesnt get girls they just like it if they ever see it
Connor Wood
his stream gets alot of views and money no need to shit on him you twat
Come on man that's obviously not the sole reason, besides you know appearance isn't the best thing you base your relationships on don't you? This dude's right
Carter Evans
macho macho macho mens
Camden Wood
will AsmonChad help incelpoppin' get a qt gf??
Christopher Williams
He just got lucky. 10/10's with low standards exist, they sure are ultra-rare buy they do
Hot? She looks like one of the black dudes from white chicks when they dress up as a white girl.
Ethan Jones
He looks like a brunette Varg.
Ian Gomez
Wrong. She's not even that cute.Like a 6/10 maybe. Taking a picture next to him makes her look cute.
Maybe she likes guys that make her look prettier by comparison.
Owen Nelson
cute like a cutie
Joshua Roberts
I dress like a spa, make shit jokes and haven't worked in a decade and my gf looks like Rachel Aldana. Guess being a 6'3'' jolly motherfucker really is a pass in life
>doomer >using kikeberg >having friends >going to parties
Aiden Stewart
He does, wow. Never noticed.
you're objectively wrong, she's at least an 8
Aiden Cook
Status Money
Were you born yesterday op
Connor Thompson
if you think she's attracted to any of his physical or personal qualities then you must not know how society works
Benjamin Rivera
Yup its all because hes a few inches taller has nothing to do with his million dollars and the fact shes a twitch streamer and all he has to do is mention her name and she gets views and never has to work again
I can even see it when she streams she just sits there like a lazy hoe who wants money easy. Not hating Im the same way
Ethan Foster
money and status attracted her initially. but its the lurking serpent that keeps her content and coiled around him.
