What do you do if you fail a suicide?

Do you just resign to the fact that you were never really suicidal? Try again? Gain new appreciation for life?

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I failed when I was 13, paracetamol doesn't kill apparently.

Failing doesn't mean you aren't suicidal, it just means you're dumb.
Pop some pills to deal with the pain, and keep trying.

>failing suicide
You are either stupid or god wants you to live

What happened afterwards? Did you try again? How did your perspective change?

Was forced to go to a psychologist for a couple of months, I couldn't be bothered so I lied my way out of there.
My perspective changed in that I have a few things I want to try before redoing it. So my current plan is that I'll die between the age 19 and 21.
Either by a successful carbon monoxide x sedatives combo or death by "accident".

why are you suicdal oreg

you don't simply "suicide"
you either kill yourself or you don't
everything else is just attention whoring or plain stupidity

how do you fail a suicide?
unless you're a woman

>you don't simply "suicide"
im fucking retarded
i meant you don't simply "fail" suicide

>the age 19 and 21

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that's implying free will is real

No one who actually wants to die fails suicide.

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I'm not. It was just a prerequisite for something else.
I suppose I agree now. Unless your're retarded or it's the will of the gods, there's no excuse.

>No one who actually wants to die fails suicide.
this so hard although sometimes it gets intense and I feel like ditching my fool proof plan just to hang myself on my door knob

>No one who actually wants to die fails suicide.
Tell that to the unfortunate fags who attempted to kill themselves by shooting through their chin and survived.

Let me guess, your "attempt" consisted of taking five, yes motherfucking FIVE aspirins and a bottle of cheap vodka. You never answered when I inquired about your previous "attempts", will you do now please?

>You never answered when I inquired about your previous "attempts", will you do now please?
What are you talking about? I never spoke to you before.

Who are you talking to?
You ought to tag the person you're responding to next time.

I'm talking about your lithuanian schizo ass.

you know very well who I am your posting style is obvious.
I always talk to you motherfucker

personally, id be pretty pissed if i went through all the trouble and i fuck it up. id probably become more suicidal because im so retarded i cant do simple shit like alivent

No idea what you're on about you psycho.

I am not the same guy as 51569140
Nor am I from lithuania.

Epic, eat shit faggot. I'm not the crazy one here. Can't wait for the day you kys for good.

I'm not even suicidal. I'm not going to die either way. So good luck, faggot. Nice try doxxing me, not gonna work.

>Nice try doxxing me, not gonna work.
Oh are you tempting me fucker.
You just unleashed a shit storm

Oh no the legenderay Jow Forums hacker is at it again

And what are you going to? Dumb retard. You're never gonna find me.

You know mods can see IP and all you need to do is UBS backdoor into the site and quickly find your IP you fuckface?

Good luck. I'm sure you're perfectly capable of that. And even if you knew my IP, you still wouldn't find me.

>And even if you knew my IP, you still wouldn't find me.
Your ISP keeps a log of your IP's you use.
It is called social engineering.
Is not hard to get some dumb fuck to hand over details when you look like you are a law enforcement officer.

This is really cringeworthy.
Keep it coming, neckbeard.

>This is really cringeworthy.
I was here before you sunshine

>I was here before you sunshine
Yet you haven't gotten farther than I, seemingly.
How pathetic.