>walk into boomer gym
>I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
Walk into boomer gym
Elijah Nelson
Leo Carter
Sage
Jose Lewis
Based af
Matthew Harris
so oxidative
FAT
IT DOESNT CUT
Connor Parker
>walk into home gym
>IT SMELLS LIKE FISH I TAKE A SNIFF
>THE BAIT IS FRESH MY ROD IS STIFF
Bentley Price
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEES
Christian Gutierrez
>Walk into gym
I HATE MY LIIIIIFE
AND I HATE YOOOUUU
I HATE MY KIDS AND I HATE MY WIFE
AND HER BOYFRIEND TOO
Jordan Perez
slipknot is boomer?
fuck me I'm old, I still see Slipknot as the edgy neo-metal for 14 year olds
Chase Murphy
>walk into planet fitness cardio section, dumbbell in hand
>THREE HAMMERS HIGH, IN THE BURNING RED SKY
>FORGED IN THE FIRE, THE PROTECTORS OF MANKIND
>throw dumbbell at a gym thot
>360 walk away
Jace Barnes
Another day, my friend
Into the mirror I descend
Jeremiah Perry
Guess which bodypart I'm training today
Jordan White
Dick sucks x f?
Owen Wilson
Recommend a band like Slipknot but without the cringe and edginess
Matthew Howard
Sage isn't some kind of downvote, summerfren. It only allows you to post in a thread witout bumping it.
>global rule 7: Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Also this.
Camden Campbell
Five Finger Death Punch, Rob Zombie, Dragonforce (they make good shit other than TTFAF). There are tons of great metal bands, it's not hard to find them yourself. And Slipknot is godly, shut the fuck up
Eli Roberts
>this entire post
>this entirely, incredibly, laughably plebshit taste in metal
Ian Powell
>lifting to anything but Austrain Death Machine
Jose Allen
>dyel
>anaconda fucking neck
is this ultimate proof neck is genetic? is the neckpill a lie?
Nathaniel Nguyen
Devildriver maybe
Isaiah Gomez
Different user, but I feel mushroomhead a little more. Especially their self titled album and superbuick. XIII was good and also savior sorrow was okay bit later shit was kinda shitty with exceptions of other songs.
Julian Bennett
based and hiring a hitman on your wifepilled
Dominic Barnes
Christopher Parker
Five Finger Death Punch is cringe af
White Zombie > Rob Zombie
Slipknot is based though.
Would recommend you hit the classics (Sabbath, Priest, Mega, Dio, etc) and see what musical qualities you prefer.
Vocals, beat, speed...?
Eli Miller
Clutch, lamb of god
>being this mad because a stranger on a mongolian basket weaving forum wont like your favorite band
Leo Rivera
don't worry, it still is
Isaac Lewis
Agree, ffdp is great, I also love the heavier stuff, like McR and breaking Benjamin
Kayden Taylor
XIII one of my all time fav albums, I enjoy every track
Cooper Bailey
>walk into gym
>"MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO..."
Daniel Kelly
Sun doesn't rise and mother machine gun are the sticking points of the whole album but the only gripe is near the end of the album is slower but non the less pretty good, especially the bagpipes playing!