Daily reminder to not only tell people you don't lift, but also to demonize...

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Daily reminder to not only tell people you don't lift, but also to demonize lifting and healthy eating.

Let's practice a conversation with a normie

Hey user, you looking great! Must been hitting the gym hard!
Thanks man, i don't workout at all actually. I heard it destroys your body and joints. Also seem really boring and a waste of time. I just do some yard work from time to time. Buddy of mine is in a wheelchair because he lifted too hard. It's very dangerous.
Damn you must have some good genes, user.

Now on diets
Hey user, how do you keep in such great shape? Must follow a strict diet.
Nah, all diets are fads. I just whatever i want, had 2 large pizza's and some soda last night. It's just my metabolism i guess.
WOW user, you must have some good genes.
Just lucky i guess haha

Pros of doing this
Normies will think you are a superhuman
You are seen as humble instead of vain
No snide remarks from jealous lards
Nobody pressuring you into eating unhealthy
Less people will lift, less competition

Normies act like they are happy for you when you get into shape and tell everyone you lift hard/eat healthy etc.

But it destroys them inside and they will either hold a grudge against you or try to destroy you.
The nature of normies is fucked up.

You should always tell them what they like to hear. This will make them not only like you, but they will sabotage themselves.

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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

this sounds pretty gay dude
i want to share my success
We are all going to make brah

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

t. roastie

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

I do this at office parties all the time. Bunch of fatasses in the office constantly talk about how they want to lose weight but then proceed to eat 10 donuts a day with a bunch of Heavy Cream Wet Dream coffee.

Everytime we have a party where the office buys pizza and beer I fast for 2 days beforehand then proceed to eat 3 XXL pizzas in front of all the fatties. When they ask me how I manage to eat so much and stay lean I just say "fast metabolism I guess haha".

Doing this not only makes people like you more, it also reinforces the fatties bad habits so they eat themselves to death.

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

Based and redpilled

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

you sound like a weak faggot.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Based

Cringe

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

T. Low iq otaku who never goes outside and only imagines social interactions

This is incredibly based and redpilled.

People who think this is bad advice simply have not gotten fit enough.

Normies LOVE encouraging fat people who are now less fat. BUT once you move from chunky to superfit (and better than the normies) they HATE it. They HATE being reminded that what separates then from you is just a series of choices. They will do EVERYTHING to label what you do as extreme in order to justify their own inadequacy. Then they will continue to attempt to undermine your attempts at fitness and tease you FOREVER

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

Haha yeah I do this all the time.
at the gym, hit a new bench PR
scrawny dude comes up to me and congratulates me
tell him "Oh no dude, I actually don't lift at all haha"
he looks at me weird and walks off
Haha trolled him hard.

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

you're saying this as a joke but the reality is that normies already think about lifting this way

nah man, i don't want to lift because i won't be able to walk when im older!
all diets don't work, it's about your metabolism! some people eat junk and they stay lean!

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Extremely redpilled, very advanced level. Denying you lift even while lifting

But that is the point. A fit person channeling normies' standard thought flows encounters no resistance

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Normies act like they are happy for you when you get into shape and tell everyone you lift hard/eat healthy etc.

But it destroys them inside
Why should I give a shit about how they feel?

and they will either hold a grudge against you or try to destroy you. The nature of normies is fucked up.

Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

11 “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

You should always tell them what they like to hear. This will make them not only like you, but they will sabotage themselves.

No, you should never aim to appease the corrupt and disgraceful moral system of those people

"Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, love for the Father is not in them. For everything in the world—the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life—comes not from the Father but from the world."

Your pic is very related spawn of satan

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

god not real LOL

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

I never admit what I actually do to people who are clearly oblivious. Just go with something "ah, just some whole body twice a week" while actually on a 6-day PPL

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

how are you able to do that. Wouldnt your stomach shrink too much for even 5 slices?

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

i do similar when carnitards and ketotards post. i purposely encourage them to continue with their dangerous diets so they end up dying early or wind up with erectile dysfunction and cant pass on their low IQ genes.

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Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

I don't go for the whole God song and dance, but this user is right. A strong man accepts sacrifice. A strong man accepts hatred and opposition. Because his actions make the world a better place, and that is worth more than anything. Now, this is Jow Forums. I thought we were all trying to be strong, my friends.

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

bro i swear i eat so fucking much but cant gain weight cuz of my fast metabolism XD

Blake Price
Blake Price

There are no atheists in hell, just sayin'

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Honestly the most based Chad on Jow Forums

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

he's full of shit user, that's how

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

reminds me of when i was doing IF every day last year and i dabbed on my overweight pre-diabetic uncle by making gigantic evening breakfast and late dinners.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

I've literally been doing this for years

Do you have any idea how much people hate people who are in better shape than they are?

Whenever I go. Oh. I'm not feeling so good. Kinda tired haha everyone's like OH YEAH ME TOO LOL LIFE SUCKS

But if I go

Oh I'm good. Slept 8 hours and my diet has been immaculate for the past 3 years. Might hit the gym for 2 hours or so

People all of a sudden realise they're retarded and wasting their lives eating garbage

I just hide my power levels and let the filth walk on by

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

meal mogging is the best part of omad desu

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

I fucking hate normies. God thank you for all your gifts. And I love all your children.

Even the fat stupid ones

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

Why is the average person so degenerate?

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

Because Shekelstein Inc is happy to push a purchasing lifestyle that's totally unsustainable and unfilling morally.

Have a delicious sausage wrap and a bowl of Jew flakes! Haha, please drive in your well appointed vehicle to buy sugar coffee milkshake then go to work! Oh please help yourself to some donuts in the break room, you earned it. Ooo time for lunch, how about a nice bacon cheeseburger and some french fries, a nice soda to wash it down! Now drive home. Oh it's time for Shartlebees with coworkers! Yes, it waaaas a long day, how about a thick stack of ribs, extra fries, Ooo how about a fried chicken tenders appetizer? And some nice drinky poo. Ooo tooo tired now? How about some nice Netflix and a bag of Oreos?

This is an appealing narrative that everyone makes fucktons of money on and normies like to hear. No one makes money getting people to do otherwise.

Fitness people who are the most honest with these truths are minimally successful and never acquire mass followings. And that's why

William Powell
William Powell

Based and blackpilled

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

You should always tell them what they like to hear
C U C K

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

You should tell people what they don't want to hear so they resent you and perpetually attempt to sabotage you in future encounters regardless of whether you ever mention this again

Yeah really thought that one through

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

I really needed to hear this.

David Anderson
David Anderson

I regularly eat one meal a day and fast 24 hours at a time. An extra day isn't really making a huge difference. The only time I notice my stomach shrink is if I consistently eat very little for weeks at a time.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

Your welcome man

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

Have sex.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

When you take a fatty home you then have to reveal a throw up kink and you throw up the pizzas in her mouth. And then nut in her mouth, creating a pie of semen, vomit, pizza chunks.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Based. Father of Lies BTFO.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Based and natural selection pilled

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

Based^(based)

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Incredibly based

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

I was gonna say because it's easy, but I like too

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

I always tell people to take the day off and have that cake and shit.
I love ot when they give up.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

Normies will think you are a superhuman
You are seen as humble instead of vain
No snide remarks from jealous lards
Nobody pressuring you into eating unhealthy
Less people will lift, less competition
I am noit a bad person but this is pretty based

Christian Green
Christian Green

But fitness business is about making money too

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

Fitness people who are the most honest with these truths are minimally successful and never acquire mass followings. And that's why

Cole Robinson is doing really well by being so blunt and direct to fatties addressing all this stuff. I'm shocked his YouTube channel hasn't been targeted yet.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

You just rang the dinner bell on his channel with that comment

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

does This work on women as well?

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

this, but s/christianity/stocism

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

Especially on women

Eli Price
Eli Price

bump

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Based

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

I tell them I do Pooh Bear's exercise regime. everyday for 3 years.

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Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

What are you, a Gains Lich?

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

hypnotic spine animation

Chase Long
Chase Long

Yeah but you make money selling people what they want, not what's true.

Why is 90% of fitness stuff horseshit like 8 minute abs, gimmicky exercise programs and EASY diet programs that let you "eat everything you want and still lose weight"? People LIKE these comforting lies and BUY these lies. "Eat basic staple food 95% of the time in reasonable portions, lift 3-6 times a week with heavy weights that hit your body parts and get some cardio" is NOT going to work

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Amen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

2The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

3They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

4Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.

5There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.

6Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD is his refuge.
-psalm 14

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Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

its the same people that feel like they MUST own a new car, even if it means drowning in debt. they have to drive that new 4x4 mom car to impress the other cretins.

t. drives 30 year old reliable vehicle.

fuck i rarely even buy new clothes. normies are retarded and wind up in massive amounts of debt for no good reason. then i have retards asking me how i have so much money for food, a home gym and international travel.

meanwhile i know bugman numale cucks that earn more than me yet seem to live a poorer life style. literally skrawny and living off crappy artery clogging meals and wasting their goybux on video games, alcohol and cigarettes and 'eating out". pathetic sub humans.

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

I do this except for certain foods

oh hey bro how did you get your arms like that?
like what?
like they're big and when you flex the tip of your muscle sticks out
oh yeah man that's the extraneous layer of muscle created by eatinh foods high in isoprotein, you get it from portebello mushrooms
how long have yiu been doing that?
oh about 2 years on and off

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

user says he wants to try meme bullshit like nofap and keto
I tell him it worked great for me knowing fully well it didn’t do shit and made me feel like a horny stressed out retard
tell him it works anyway

You ketotards are so gullible

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