Robots, would you date a female version of yourself? Same level of attractiveness, same features, same hobbies...

Robots, would you date a female version of yourself? Same level of attractiveness, same features, same hobbies, same past, same personality, dick size would be breast size, etc.

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I'm a Jew but I don't want to date a Jew so no lol

Do those attributes also change along with my own? If so, that be an excellent incentive to self-improve. And if not, my gf would make a good rival.

>Robots, would you date a female version of yourself?
why wouldn't i?

Why not? It's not like I'll find anyone else who I could stand and who could stand me.

No, she will appear out of nowhere as an exact copy of how you are right now and will develop in her own ways.

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Yes but females can't be robots so you're facing logical paradoxes. There is no female version of me.

yes, I definitely would. That would be pretty amazing actually. But in reality that female version of myself would date someone else. When I find women who share all of my interests, they're still not interested in me.

>females cant be robots
So that begs the question: what makes one a robot? If she experienced the same things you did, and is in every way you except a female, she still wouldn't be a robot?

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Of course yes. We would both be able to play games together, she would respect my desire to not want to talk very much at all because neither would she, and little things that piss me the fuck off I wouldn't have to worry about because she would also get pissed off by them. I've got a TON of idiosyncrasies that I would need someone to respect if they were gonna be my girlfriend, and me would respect them.

on an attractiveness level? yeah sure I'm ok looking enough. But I dont think I can stand their fucking autism and lack of communication skills. Theyd leave me for chad anyways, fucking whore

I guess so, though actually they would probably look too similar to my sister, so it would feel too strange, so probably no.

I think I'd want to have sex with myself, but I wouldn't be romantically attracted to myself. We could be friends, but we'd probably never get close enough to know each other really well, ironically.

i would rather date a female version of myself then anyone on the planet

>dick size would be breast size
Giant titties on a slightly overweight, long haired faggot?
I can dig it. Yes.

>I don't understand Dx

A robot is not fawned after. A female to be a five level male must be five divided by three, so it does not logically follow. You can't just say a male you because then she'd be male. Faggot. Females don't even think the same way that males do.

They are entitled and spoiled. A female version of me lives rent free in some guy she's fucking's home. A guy can't do that. Males are 75 percent of the homeless for that reason. A male is three times uglier no matter what yesterday's standards would have been. The dating software makes them entitled among other more obvious things. If you're a vagina you get a thousand males sending you IMs, a male gets none. This effects the psyche. A female version of me is third world but I only like my own white color, so it is such a dogshit comparison. Who would she be? Some Ukrainian that grew up without the Internet? Okay, now how are we going to meet faggot?

And oh yeah, WE WON'T LIKELY SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE AND I LOVE TO TALK MORE THAN SEX FAGGOT

No, shes an exact replica of you. Am I saying this makes any logical sense? Something like this would never happen, of course, so simply disregarding it and saying "You can't just say a male you because then she'd be male." It's all hypothetical. She would've been treated just like you, grew up with your memories (and nothing extra). Anyway, would you as a female go off and live with a guy just because they can afford it? Are you saying that you would be a remora to him?

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I would like to first see that abomination in face, then make decisions.

>dick size
>female
OK LUL

Yes, it would be great actually as I wouldn't have to worry about my stunted empathy.
I would understand her almost completely and I think we could be if not a couple then at least close friends.

Sounds like a decent deal to me.

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That other guy is a bit slow, I'll try to explain instead. Basically, a male robot is unremarkable and nobody desires them or wants to be around them. Being unconfident and neurotic are excusable traits in women, but not in men. A female robot would have higher social value by default, and would have more social opportunities as a result. This is why a female version of us would not be attracted to us, they can do better.

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Remember that if you have a past of sexual deviancy, even if it simply extends to porn, your female equivalent has a sexual history with other men. Because that's how it works. If you were born a female, you would likely be slutting it up right now in a depressed nihilistic haze, seeking pleasure to numb the inner pain.

How revolting.

That sounds hot, sometimes I imagine women I've liked slutting it up, because it's a more believable fantasy than them having sex with me.

>virgin
>chubby
>glasses
>white
>neetbux
>hobbies include vidya anime and porn
>antisocial but clingy
>big tits

Yes I'd fuck the shit out of girl me.

see
The female version of you is Chad's little cock slave

I would date a male version of myself desu.

Absolutely. The reason so many more males never had a gf/are virgin is hypergamy. Women trade up. On top of that, while men compete against each other through self improvement, females do the opposite. They try to give you the lowest possible with the least effort. Instead of working out and learning skills, women paint their face and have a fat female friend to look better next to her.
To get an equal would be the best thing you can get. We could spend time together without forcing ourselves to weird things ( partying, going on dates, etc. ), and nobody would feel not good enough for the other one.

I'm not a fan of blue-eyed big-tiddied blondes, so probably not.

I hate people too much for that to be true.

>blue eyes
>big dick
you sound perfect user, be my hung white bf

Feemayles have different coping strategies than males. So even if they experience the same things theyre not going to process it the same.

Trips of truth.... I'll meet up with you if we're near enough to each other for it to be feasible.

female me would be a histrionic wreck who only fucks black guys

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What if I'm tall, like 6'4''? Would she be tall too. I don't want a gf who's too tall, man's height is not attractive for a female.

Absolutely, but I would rather she had smaller breasts.

I assume all parameters would scale by equivalent percentile value.

So if you're 6'4", she'd be 5'10".
(i.e. both just shy of 99th percentile)

yeah i would actually, if i just translate all of my attributes to the female form then i'd be very cute

In this shithole server 926Au9

My ideal range is still 5'3''-5'9'' but I'd be fine with a 5'10'' model height woman. And I'm assuming average 6'' penis size would translate to C cups in a woman, am I right?

>will develop in her own ways.
Oh, this is the kicker. Access to female privilege would change her in ways she is not conscious of.

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That's literally my first crush except she was more attractive

Would I?! Would have hit the jackpot then. Women only date 9-10/10 guys irl after all. Imagine dating a 7-8/10 girl, wow!

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No one dates you IRL you mong. The female you won't either.

fuck yeah
this is an original comment

What about fetishes? Will she be into the same stuff as I am, from the opposite perspective, or compatible from my perspective?

op question was if I would date her, not the other way around

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In a heartbeat, OP. I would try to be good for her.

Hell yeah. Even male version.

Sure. I mean, I dated my cousin for a while, and that was very close to dating myself. The truth is we were too alike and ended up pissing each other off. Hot while it lasted tho

Did you pork her?

I'm going to be honest OP. No I wouldn't. I'm waiting till a real pretty girl fucks up and so desperate she'll go for me. Beauty my only be skin deep but ugly is all the way through and I cannot imagine being physical with anything less than perfection.

Bro. Obviously.

yes, obviously, why is this even a question

Probably not.

My sister looks exactly like a female version of me.

She's objectively attractive, by many standards - but I'm sexually repulsed by her because she's my sister.

What did she look like, was there any age difference at all? Did your family find out?

Pale skin, dark features, same as me. I was about a year older I think. They knew, but pretended not to know. We didn't make it obvious, but it was obvious.

My little sister is literally 95% a slightly younger, female version of myself in every way and I would never date her if we weren't related, so no.

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Holy shit yes
>double the gunpla
>proof reading novels we wrote
>she'd also have a tulpa just me
>tulpa-on-tulpa shenanigans
It'd be glorious
We'd probably do a lover's suicide eventually

I'm attractive with zero personality, sounds alright.

>would you date a ~6/10 face big tiddy gamer girl without any weird fetishes?
Absofuckinlutely.

In a heartbeat, if that were possible. We would be one perfect match.

>If she experienced the same things you did
Female never have to deal with the same sort of mindless cruelty that society and especially women put males through.
Which is why they never understand us, desu.

They do have their own troubles which we are just as dismissive of as they are of ours, imo. But it is never the same sort and it won't break a person along the same faultlines.

Absolutely.
I can think of no better girlfriend than myself, partners in hopelessness.

>Robots, would you date a female version of yourself? Same level of attractiveness, same features, same hobbies, same past, same personality, dick size would be breast size, etc.
Fuck yeah, it would be my perfect woman.

But in reality she would have so much better options and she'd be treated so much better by the world that there's no way that she would even exist.

>8'' dick
>like A-B cups
heck

>Tfw big dick, skelly virgin
>Would get a fat titty, yet thin, virgin gf
All I all could ever ask for, who gives a shit about face and personality

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the female version of myself would probably be a sex addicted whore

>Robots, would you date a female version of yourself? Same level of attractiveness, same features, same hobbies, same past, same personality, dick size would be breast size, etc.

That "level of attractiveness" one is iffy.

I'm a skelly with pale freckled skin, pointy features, and light colored baby hair. And all of those are really not attractive on a guy but are FUCKIN HAWT on a girl. So a true female version of me would be, like, an 8.5. But if when you say "same level of attractiveness" you're stipulating that she'd SOMEHOW have to be brought down to a 4, so we'd have the same score, then that's totally different.

>dick size would be breast size
I have a 7.5 dick. What cup would she be then?

no, but absolutely yes without a doubt if she was white, unfortunatly my dad had jungle fever and i'm the result of colonization.

>a fat titty, yet thin, virgin gf
You might as well start buying lottery tickets

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>I have a 7.5 dick. What cup would she be then?

Nicely-cleaving C's

Yes, but I want her to have the same dick size as me instead if breast size.

Average cup size is like a D though...

nig, I already hate myself, why would a female version of me like me?

That's not the question, it's whether you'd like a female version of you.

I was in a similar situation as this actually. The girl was unironically into the same shit I was. She had bigger breast than compared to my dick size so in turn she was more attractive. But also she was socially autistic as me too. Great person over all but I ruined it, miss you E

Female me would want nothing to do with male me. She would be off whoring for drugs to numb the pain or something.

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