What do robots typically eat for breakfast

2 cups/600 calories of oatmeal
every morning

tomato juice and four weet-bix with soi milk

I have boiled potatoes around midday and then nothing

I used to drink smoothies because they were quick and easy, but my hours at work got cut so I couldn't afford to do that anymore. I now make my own muesli because it's cheap and it tastes good.

>Too much sodium is a closer door to stroke
>closer door
what

when i have money, 4 eggs, 4 slices of bacon, fruit, coffee, water
when i'm poor, cereal, coffee and water

The skin of my unfortunate enemies

fpbp came here to post this
>implying robots aren't either anorexic-skeleton-skinny or burgerland-level-obese

Leftover pizza or bread

Eat too much Instant Oatmeal for almost every meal, I think i have a problem anons.

it's the ultimate depression food.

chopped up boiled apples in a bit of water. then i stop boiling the apples and add in bananas, some blueberries, and freshly grinded cinnamon and cocoa beans

its pretty good. sometimes i have it with oatmeal sometimes not

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6 eggs with hot sauce. Gotta have protien to get fit.

Generally apple juice, eggs, bacon and a sweetbun

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nothing, ate 1 banana and nothing else the last 3 days

I have sandwiches most of the time.

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Eggs, bacon and sausages. Sometimes with that I'll have toast, hash browns or muesli with yoghurt. If I have time I like to fry up some mushrooms and an onion too, but rarely have time.

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This is the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Nothing. I only eat lunch, dinner, and the midnight meal.

hard boiled eggs or oatmeal are good

lol why, do you have to get started preparing your brunch gorging.

Breakfast cereals, generally frosted flakes

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definitely chicken tendies

Cereals and a monster

>cut off some of the bread loaf
>cut a hole in it on one end, cut a little "trench" near the entrance to catch drainage
>put butter inside
>put in microwave
>pour the milk into a mug
>eat

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im retarded so i accidentally bought instant oats instead of regular

2 packets of instant oats in basedmilk, with a dash of cinnamon and two handfuls of blueberries

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most days, nothing. if I really have to eat something then a glass of milk or two and maybe a banana or a few slices of deli meat if there's any in the fridge

i don't understand instant oats. whole oats are instant already. must be marketing.

a large bottle of water and a can of pellegrino fizz drank. O R I G I N A L L O.
I have a small hand of nuts , fruit or vegetables for brunch.

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I usually go light on breakfast. A handful of some slightly-less-sugary cereal like raisin bran crunch or plain cheerios with my usual vitamins and supplements, and a huge coffee. If I'm being extravagant, some weeks I'll eat like half of a protein bar, or one of those meme "complete" cookies. The birthday cake ones are fucking delicious, especially after you've microwaved them for a few seconds.

I kinda have to force myself to eat in the mornings, though. I know that you should eat SOME kind of breakfat, but I'm usually not hungry at all. I much prefer having a super light breakfast, small lunch, then big dinner. I calorie count pretty aggressively to maintain my lanky robot-lich physique.

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This. Then i eat a large meal at 1200 and a smaller one between 1900-2000 and that's it.

Robots dont eat breakfast.
They wake up at noon

Everyone eats breakfast
It's the meal that breaks your fast...

About 3 cups of coffee

My favorite breakfast is a cup of coffee and a slice of blueberry pie.

One biscuit and a couple cigarettes

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Grilled cheese for every meal

I usually eat a yogurt and a piece of fruit for breakfast. Sometimes I make eggs and bacon though
t. fatty

Cereal with milk.
Exactly which cereal varies from day to day, but usually it's the cluster type.

I'm surprised - I thought that was more of a lunch thing!

honey nut cheerios and a fruit of some kind.

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black coffee & cigarettes, maybe a joint if you've got

I smoke a lot of cannabis for breakfast. Then i drink water and keep smoking till i feel like id rather be walking around in the sun. Then i go for a walk and smoke 2 cigarettes.
then i can maybe eat breakfast. I eat based upon how many calories i want when im no longer nauseous and ready to eat, i dont hold preference for "breakfast foods"
recently i started posting on this board and every time i post the thread dies.

peanut butter and jam
scrambled eggs with hot dogs(had it this morning)
Tuna salad
Musli with cookies
polenta with cheese
ham sandwich

That is about it.

I've recently been doing eggs, bacon, hotcakes and a french toast for breakfast, makes good practice for cooking skills

10 eggs, cup of oats with a litre of milk. Just a small and quick breakfast

I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer

Damn, gotta try that.
Nice keyboard as well.

peanut butter and jam sandwiches
i have diarrhea almost every morning so loperamide as well

>coffee and cornetto

i recnogize thata quote NIGGER

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you mean you eat once a day, and it's boiled potatoes?

this is concentration camp prisoner or famine tier, pretty sure even the homeless and prisoners these days eat better lol

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