First amateur boxing match in 2 hours, any advise is appreciated

First amateur boxing match in 2 hours, any advise is appreciated.

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have someone edge you in the changing room beforehand

Use your fist to hit him in the face

I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. What do you mean by edge?

Hit him harder than he hits you

the ole one two

If you die.
You die.

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>2 weeks
user its 3weeks for max test you idiot

Don't forget to tell us how it went.

Fake a menstrual cramp and punch her in the dick when noone is looking

Use the dempsey rorruu

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Yeah he didn’t go months for nutting before a match though. Might be way he ended up with rape accusations though.

Punch em

Keep your hands up. The entire time. This is the turtle method. If you make it past round 1 I'll give you more advice.

Kick him at least once cause he won't expect it

How did it go?

Rocky quotes 1hour

Did op get knocked out or something?

Kick him in the balls
That's how I win all my boxing matches
They never see it coming

tuck your chin, keep your hands up

Kek

FUCK EM UP BUTTERCUP

the last thing he will be thinking after a fight is to post on Jow Forums. If he lost he will be crying looking back at the videos and beating himself up for days, if he won he will be celebrating with his team and family

Knock him out before you lose consciousness

The pain is temporary, the glory is eternal. Think about that in the last rounds when you're gonna be out of oxygen

For fun and exercise, no. For pro level, 100000%

>celebrating with family and team
It's an amateur match with a bunch of literally whos. At most, you go to dinner then home. This is the equivalent of club sports adults play for fun on the weekends.

4 hours and no response, im going to guess it didnt go well

OP is kill

op is in the hospital he can't respond

Don't fall

why would you ask for advice here retard?

>minimal key/key chain setup

You'll be fine

What about for amateur fights?

Yeah, hes a cabbage now. F.

No, people start at all ages, but in most countries the upper age limit for amateur bouts is 40.

Hey guys so I was doing so well until I got knocked the fuck out

This guy was DYEL as well, my gf keeps saying it’s ok but I’m so embarrassed lads

AMA I guess
My gf is pic related
>she’s just gonna imagine the other guy dominating me

Anyone can amateur fight. But it's a fucking waste of time and you're just holding on to your youth. You are too old to be competitive against anything but larpers. Do Jiu Jitsu instead. At least there its not weird to see older guys competing.

>do a toughman contest for fun
>got nervous in front of the crowd
>didn't pace myself and tried to go for the knockout early
>punched myself out and lost

It was an awesome experience though

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kek

Put your money on the other guy and take the fall.

I just joined a boxing gym last week. I have a couple of noob questions.

How long did you train before you got to this point?

Is shoulder pain normal for people that have only trained for a few sessions ?

Looks like a bird doing a mating dance

> Doing well until i lost
> gf is pic related
> posts nothing
> gf is imaginary like your hopes of winning

What round did you make it to

You will get wrong advices, if you ask fit.

don't get knocked out
punch the other guy
and most importantly
win

pain as in soreness yeah from holding guard up and throwing punches. Sharp pains no see a physio or gp if it persists

>First amateur boxing match in 2 hours, any advise is appreciated.
If you need the advice of random faggots on a Japanese imageboard shithole like Jow Forums, then you must have either fucked up severely in your training for boxing, or you just didn't train at all.
You're doomed. First round knockout. RIP in peace, OP. :-(