/britfeel/

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

always use the correct image edition

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Easton Morales
Easton Morales

jowforums.com/thread/51566943/anecdotes
Where about was this lad? did you have your glasses on? i can't seem to find a feel street round dudley

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Nice one OP I was getting grumpy and you were all this close to getting the discount /britfeel/ tesco bag OP image

Henry Long
Henry Long

did you have your glasses on
Nah lad, the bus was going quite quickly too and I havent been able to find it on maps since I saw what I thought I saw. Could have been my shit eyes playing tricks on me

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

I need to leave for work in 3 minutes but I'm still in bed lmao

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Get out of bed you lazy lad, its a Friday just one more day to go

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Anyone else work in fastfood? Fuck me, what a grotty dump of a way to live

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

Just emailed the toilmeister and said I was having mental health difficulties and would be working from home

In truth I just didn't leave my couch on time, but the anti-depressants mean he can't argue

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

What job is it that lets you work from home lad? Want to get into copywriting for this very reason

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

Cowards way out

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

It's possible you saw Peel Street. Were you coming from the bus station up hall street just past nuttall?

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

still a bit stoned from last night
Ah well, hopefully no one in the office will notice

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

Civil servant. There's a generally poorly thought out push to encourage flexible working as some sort of panacea for all the discontent amongst the public sector, so working from home is seen as not just recommended but in many ways mandatory to the fabled "work-life balance"

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Looked through my pokemon cards last night and found one worth about 16 bongs. Proper chuffed, I am.
Tempted to buy some packs on Amazon and open them because I've not done that in about a decade.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Nice detective work lad, youre spot on. I can see how ld mistake P for F. Should wear my glasses more often tbqh

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

jowforums.com/thread/51566943/anecdotes
Did you manage to figure it out then?

Nope I took them about 11pm, woke up about 8am. Not feeling as rough today though

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

Tesco changed the packaging of the southern fried chicken so there's only 2 filets in there instead of 4. NOT happy lads

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

tfw finished at 7am
Have a nice last day, day wagies.

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Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

Oh fair enough what sort of role? I wanted to apply because I heard the pay and pension compares favourably against similar jobs. I only have about a year of admin experience though

Luke Green
Luke Green

Cheers lad, sooner I finish the sooner I can go home and get lean

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

I was going to skive today but I feel too guilty so I'll just turn up late instead

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Nice to know Im not the only former NEET who cant commit to turning up on time

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

It's kates hill up there, proper rough
Finish your dissertation and you'll get on the graduate scheme

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

OI, LIDS
WATCH ME DROP IT

BREXIT<<<

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Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

LAD, NO! Ah, fooking dickhead

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

I'M A PROPPA KUNT INNIT
*DABS*
YUNG BLUD

youtube.com/watch?v=bjbOoHV9QaE

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Would like to thank Poley and his blog for showing me things could always be much, much worse

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Had a missed call and a text at 6:50am about the digital piano I've got for sale. Bit early tbqh they must really want it

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

One of the night guard just trying to phone for it before they hit the sack.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Andrew you won't be able to diffuse the next terror bomb from your sofa.

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

Based Granddad's funeral today lads. Bit of a mess tbqh

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Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

Pay and pension are decent in low-mid level roles. If you're not especially ambitious but willing to not be a dick then it's a comfortable life.

If you have a trade, technical skills or are pushing to be a leader then you want to avoid the civil service except for maybe a 2 year stint to build contacts as they seriously undervalue these things and pay poorly compared to the private sector. Which is why we can't keep anyone with these skills and have to outsource to private secotor consultants and shit

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

I'm a simple man lads. I like tits, arse and fanny

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

at last... its finally here

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Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

virgin skin
is a mommy so not a virgin
this some sort of ona-hole
that spyro discord
browsing reddit
no gay sex with hats on
bad user

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

discord/
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Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

If we find the cure for cancer I'm going to immediately synthesise telomerase in my underground lab and inject it daily so that I can become immortal without the risk of cancer.

Seems pretty simple though lads, I wonder if anything will go wrong.

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

clean your fucking screen

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Aww, good luck fren. Are you doing any of the talky bit?

Levi Young
Levi Young

any big strong lads in

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

really hard bro, 4 years of neglect and the stuff just wont fuckin come off.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

isopropyl lad

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

very good morning to you, lids. how we doing?

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Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

Shit but at least I have videogames.

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Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

sorry to hear that, mate. no one should feel shit on a friday. what would make you feel better? maybe go down to the shops and grab yourself a bar of chocolate? or have a nice warm shower?

anyways, what vidya you playing? i just started playing a new game myself! it's legend of zelda: link between worlds. it's my first zelda game and it's very comfy so far.

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

I fucking jizz in my sleep almost nightly now. This is the result of nofap.

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

Haven't showered in days, lad. I'm gonna go for one. Not cleaning the kitchen cause I'm sick of cleaning other family members mess. Wankers.
Might watch more Farscape today or pick a new vidya to play. Fucking depressed is what I am.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

clean yourself up then
splash some water on your face and have a strong brew

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

a shower might make you feel better, lad. you'll be okay. take it easy, enjoy yourself, hang in there. make today a (You) day. much love, lad. full homo

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Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Can't wait for Shippy's next gimmick.

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

Cover your webcam when you fap to your doujin
youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

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Noah Turner
Noah Turner

Holy shit this thread is going slow today lads, wake up you lazy neets

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Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

The Neighbour is a shit film, one moment his wife asks him if he has a crush on the neighbour while smiling cutely like oh I remember when he looked at me like that and the next day she chucks him out, gets a divorce and refuses to speak to him at all. Then he kills the neighbour with the weakest swing from a gold club.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

about to go to sleep tho

Justin King
Justin King

Frens how do I clean up sick? I drank 650 ml of rum last night and the whole floor of my bathroom is covered in it.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

Bleach and mop or kitchen towels and anti bacterial handwash

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

On my way to toil

Only a 7 hour shift today and I'm finished with Devil May Cry 5 so the sky's the limit for me once I get back home

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

You need to let as much of it soak into tissue as possible, kitchen roll if you have it. Then throw that away and clean the floor with whatever you have whether it be just a mop and warm soapy water or bleach/disinfectant

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

"I'm finished with Devil May Cry 5 so the sky's the limit for me once I get back home"
gets home
simply plays another video game

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

Good luck getting the smell out. The smell of vomit lingers for ages. I was sick in my small bedroom about 8 years ago and despite obsessive cleaning the smell took ages to air out.

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

Creasing at this lad spending Friday morning cleaning up his own puke, fucking state of you

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

650ml of rum
Big yikes

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

i have enough money to be a neet till the new year, what should i do.

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

Sende some to me!!!!

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

i just need your full name,address and bank details mate

Eli Green
Eli Green

I doubt that'll happen since the only games I have are PS Plus ones, JoJo and Red Dead 2

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

Plenty of good ps4 games that can be got incredibly cheaply second-hand these days lad

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

get yer tits out for the lads!! weeeeeeeey

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

come 10pm and Amer still hasn't taken advantage of this 'sky's the limit' freedom
"s-some Pakis may laugh at me so I can't leave the house"
has bought Paki burgers for years unabated

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Love me /britfeel/ lads I do

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

What makes a burger a Paki burger? Is the meat sourced from diced up schoolchildren?

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

just remember lads pakipoo will be a suicide statistic in some NHS tranny leaflet one day, take comfort the posting will end at some point.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

so tired lately desu

just woken up after going to bed at 2am, bit fucked desu

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

got my playmat lads.

Bet all the weabs and autismos in our city's gamestore will be jealous as fuck

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Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

If it's halal, I suppose
Like his favourite place

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Jace Perry
Jace Perry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ANNOUNCED NEW VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES GAME

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

Not worth getting excited about at this stage. Could be utterly dire. Esp. as it's published by DLC-by-a-thousand-cuts Paradox.

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

bonjour ros bifs, ce va?
youtube.com/watch?v=hWhFZJmm0_Q
watch yourselfs, shopkeepers

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

/britfeel/ is for:
Posting and talking about trannies
Z-list internet celebrity-ism
Complaining about video games/anime/Japanese culture
Reporting people for racism
Acting as a Reddit haven but not actually posting on Reddit
Rampant namefaggotry and tripfaggotry

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John Ortiz
John Ortiz

Another day spent inside. Can't believe I broke my fucking xbox controller lads, it's not like I really felt like playing anything before but now i don't even have the choice to.

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

You know it's not going to be the same lad. Be prepared for crushing disappointment.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

remake or sequel?

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

posting song lyrics with a picture of apu wearing headphones

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

they only do that with their strategy games

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

comfy lonely robitic lids who hate "drama"

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

how do we cure the anime problem

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Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Wahey new blu ray lads
Indiana Jones boxset

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

Fucking sad that lads on here complain about anime when they're on FOUR CHAN
Like if you don't like anime whatever but don't fucking complain about it
That's like going on Reddit and complaining about sucking immigrant cock

James Thompson
James Thompson

types of people that i hate and make me seeth:
conspiracy tards (definitely my least favourite, especially the mongs that think every shooting is fake)
fat people
ignorant deanos/footy mongs
autists obsessed with anime
nonces
simple as.

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Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

Vampire the Masquerde Bloodlines 2 is letting you play as a tranny lmao
Good lord I hate the future just end it now

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

*chucks a 3/4 empty maccies strawberry milkshake at you from the rolled down window of a Corsa*
*speeds away*

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

Isnt VTM full of decadence and shit anyways? seems like it fits

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

2rite fuck having choice

Camden James
Camden James

Can't remember the last time a game actually matched its hype. Maybe New Vegas.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

What are you virgin freaks up to then?

Easton Long
Easton Long

They also let play as other made things like vampires

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

Nice to see more character options innit lad.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

I don't mind this provided the sense of humour is the same as the first VTM. Bet it's sterilised when it comes to the trannies, though.

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

Pretty much to be fair user
The whole Vampire thing seems to be an analogy for being a degenerate and living in obscurity afraid of what will happen if you break the masquerade
Just doesn't make much sense these days when being a degenerate is the preferred option
Put your trip back on Moni

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

oi
any top shaggers in?

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

you want it mate?

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Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Play New California

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Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

Well if the table top rules were a good indicator that it was going to take that direction. Paradox is usually not so hamfisted in their execution of this sort of shit though.
Its like the pronoun bullshit in battletech, and pretty I'm sure someone will mod the option out when its fully released.
I hope the the female tranny character has an adam's apple in the customisation options

Bentley King
Bentley King

Worst thing about a new VTM game is because le current year we're not gonna get any slutty vampires and they'll prolly all be toned down to look like fat dykes.
All the attractive ones will be Toreador trannies I bet, just to prove some SJW special snowflake point.
I don't suppose Vampires really have genders anyway since canonically they can't have sex.
But god damn I need Jeanette she ignited my tummy fetish as a teen.

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Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

Fanks I done now
I didnt do any drunk posting too are you proud?

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

fucking cannot stand conspiracy tards. i hate the way they think they are onto some special truth and they are intelligent. You are a bunch of retards and should be shot for a laugh
i am in a bad mood today.

John Long
John Long

I don't suppose Vampires really have genders anyway since canonically they can't have sex.
Jeanette loves sex because her father diddled her

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

salutations fellow shagger

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

blog on
errrrrrrrrrr blog on
blog on neurotypical
blog on
lol blog on

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

The whole Vampire thing seems to be an analogy for being a degenerate and living in obscurity afraid of what will happen if you break the masquerade
I always took them saying to be discerning of your victims to be a nod at AIDS and stuff like that.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

why would a vampire care about aids, thought they were immune to diseases

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

they think they're the ones onto some special truth and that they are intelligent
Look who's talking faggot, accepting the narrative and calling conspiracy tards idiots makes you look the same why they do when they call normies sheeple.
Have some self awareness for Christ sake

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

blog
on
blog + on = blog on

so please, blog on sir

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

is there going to be any nudity in it

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

I just hope you can still turn humans into ghouls and have them stay in your haven and wear slutty outfits

Colton Long
Colton Long

Yeah but she explicitly says "We can sort of have sex but vampire sex is different"
Also we don't know anything about the "sisters" realistically because they're Malk and the story is inconsistent on purpose.

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Malks are just going to be vampires with autism now because the first games treatment of mental illness was problematic

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

Somehow I completely missed that part in my playthrough.
I played as Tremere though because I'm a fucking vampire wizard. How based is that.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Alri Poofs?

United Kingdom more like United Queendom am I right?
Hahaha I'm just messing with you learn to take a joke man *passive aggressively ruffles your hair*

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Is there only one good game? I thought it was a series

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

there is a difference between having an open minded and automatically assuming every shooting is fake while posting fake news websites and thinking the world is secretly controlled by satanists. Stupid cunt, why don't you have some self awareness?

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

bIog on

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

The loser calling out blog posters is more annoying than the bloggers themselves.

Opinions?

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Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

As if I just saw someone share a guy shagging a goat

Normie social media is genuinely more shocking than this site these days

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

thats really interesting mate put it on your blog

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

Acknowledging them is what they aim for

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

To be fair you could easily go the whole game without ever finding her and even if you do, you can lock yourself out of ghoulifying her if you choose the wrong dialogue

It's a series but the only good one is Bloodlines

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

*tips the lettuce and mayo from a kebab on your head*
WAHEY

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

blog on dickhead

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

A woman was giving me a lift home and she stalled out on a right hand turn on a junction. I told her she had to just go because it was a red light but it was a pedestrain crossing and the light was red. She waited for them then went behind.

Stressed me right out. Not sure if it was green when she went. Oh god I hope she doesn't get penalty points. Driving is a stress nightmare.

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Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

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Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

Opinions?
Simply not arsed.

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Are we now at the point where anything more than a sentence long is considered blog posting?

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Stay mad faggot, I never said any of that stuff was justified. Your attitude is what made you come across as the type high and mighty prick you were condemning.
You reposted because you were desperate for some attention

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

yea basically, good post

blog on

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

imagine being more cancerous than a Jow Forums general
/int/ mongs really are spergy weirdo cunts

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

youtube.com/watch?v=uoUCyrg5Syo

ISOLATED.

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

tranny blogposts vs just some lads talking about slags and footy
blog on

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

s-sniff leave my trannies alone

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Spending my Friday downloading loads of porn incase of a ban

Where did it all go so wrong

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

No fixed odds betting terminals for me de ladssss

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Last night he was supposed to be on a water diet and no social media for 3 days the silly bugger.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

bloody neurotypicals, eh?

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

No, I reposted because I am in a bad mood. I'm not arsed if I come across as high and mighty, I hate the pricks and I will "condemn" them if I feel like it. At least I will admit I'm seething, you are doing so while trying to take the moral high ground.

David Johnson
David Johnson

Ever since I started flossing a few weeks ago, it's got easier and easier and now I can't imagine not doing it (teeth not zoomer dance). Pretty satisfying to get shit out between your teeth, desu.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

the only good one is Bloodlines
LMAO babby never played Redemption which is pure kino

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

The lord of the rings and Conker's bad fur day both follow all 7 of the basic story plots.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

How's Sekiro: Faggots Die Twice, lads? Anyone played it yet

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

Conker's Bad Fur Day? It was more like Conker's Great Fur Day! Haha!

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

things i do;
big burps
big farts
big poo
even bigger cums

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

A bird shit in my leg in my dream when I was browsing HMV for blu-rays.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

I always find those milf type of porns where we're meant to believe some 35 year old man is a teen hilarious

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

watching porn
stop.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

I like when the sexy female Pornstar fuck fat loser virgins with small cocks. It always gets me going.

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

Why? Porn is nice

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

grass
monkey

grunkey

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Just like browsing the mtf tranny posts on reddit and sorting by controversial lol

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

go for a walk in the park
they have these 'dog poo bag stands' that you hang dog poo bags on
the wind has blown them over, so now theres dog poo bags scattered around
just put a bin there instead for fucks sake

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

'dog poo bag stands' that you hang dog poo bags on

This has to be a larp, wtf

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

That sounds really fucking retarded, lad. Where is this at? Must be a proper mong park.

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

Swear I just farted for a solid 20 seconds lads

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Lads, check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

alright lads it's me. the oldest virgin in britfeel

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

gay fella at work
always eating twix bars, eats maybe 3 or 4 a day
bored at the desk so try to make him laugh
draw a 4 panel comic on 4 sticky notes
first panel is him with lots of gay friends
second panel he wins a trip to the twix factory for all you can eat
third panel he goes in and says 'i wonder how long it will take me to eat as much as i can'
last panel he walks out to a bunch of dead gay friends and says 'looks like i ate so much i missed the AIDS pandemic'
he gets mad as fuck and files complaint

I don't get it at all. he always jokes about his sexuality.

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Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

giant enemy rooster being stealth killed

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Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Is that the one with darrel?

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

How old are you? I doubt you can beat shippy and Andrew

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

How old are you then?
I turned 18 a few days ago, so I'm the youngest virgin on /britfeel/ that can actually state their age without getting banned as far as I'm aware

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Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Going to buy some pokemon cards.

David Rivera
David Rivera

Oh fuck, i wish this was real.

Christian King
Christian King

I am 29 human years old

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

mark, didn't you learn your lesson with sophie and the 'swastika heart' incident

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

How can you be such a pathetic weakling?
You disgust me shippy

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

I would join the army if it was shorter contracts

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

I'm not nearly as large and powerful as shippy

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

not shagging a prozzy and lying about it
what are you like

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

want to get Cola knocked up with the Bug

David Perez
David Perez

mate, just join and then admit that you hiding a nut allergy when you get bored of it
you'll get kicked out

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

I will not have sex with a prozzie because thats not what I want.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

The age limit on Jow Forums should be raised to 21. What do you think?

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

wonder what it actually is like to shag an escort. some people say it's underwhelming

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

t. someone who is 21
t. 21 year old

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Poleaboo delaying Cola's next dump by a day by savagely rogering his anus.

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

I would never join, I know it's to toughen you up but it's literally shit. At marine bootcamp they have toilets with no stalls at all, you're not supposed to use them at night but there's nowhere near enough time to use them during the morning. You can also get kicked out for masturbating in the bathrooms. Also everyone who comes out of the military is a nob who never shuts up and thinks the world owes them everything. Everytime I see someone talking mad shit on facebook I click on their profile and they're former army or marine.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

finally get a gf
after 3 months she tells me she has borderline personality disorder
you can never win lads

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Got some rare things on sale, stranger!

Anyone want Emma Watson's bottled braps or Emilia Clarke feet pics?

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Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

no, it should be raised to 24.

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Just playing some One in the Chamber, lads. Quite a fun mode prefer Sticks and Stones and Prop Hunt, though.

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

chocolate custard sandwich for lunch lads

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

Do you reckon a gay could literally push a poo back into a bloke's gut by having anal sex with them
Food for thought

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

Sex is underwhelming. Cuddles are where it's at

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

not him.
unless you are asexual you will never be satisfied with only cuddles.

Juan James
Juan James

The age limit on Jow Forums should be raised to 21
Why?

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

EMILIA CLARKE FEET GIV
MY GOOGLE HISTORY MY GOOGLE HISTORY
EMILIA CLARKE FEET

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

I'll buy it at a high price

how in gods COCK is this not original lad

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Because zoomers are cancer

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Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

No one will take you calling yourself "asexual" seriously in this day and age.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

any other lads playing it then?

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Eli Williams
Eli Williams

*flosses over you as you lay dying*
the future is now old man

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Eli Cook
Eli Cook

this day and age
where people will take you seriously for calling yourself demi treekin fluid

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

no they do not take that seriously

Luke Green
Luke Green

What would you lads say is the better tool that can also function as a weapon. An axe or a crowbar?

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John Gray
John Gray

you know how on paracetamol it says don't take more than 12 every 24 hours well I just ignore that

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

probably the one that was literally designed as a weapon

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

anyone else on quetiapine?

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Same lad I took 34 in one day once
Downed em with some guinness too

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

nothing wrong with blog posting. Why would i not want to hear what the lads are up to or their feels on things?

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

ye but the crowbar is a better tool tho

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Most asexual people I've met have been ugos. Seems like a cope term to me,

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

isn't paracetamol the pain killer thats actually really easy to overdose on? or is that ibuprofen

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

hate it when I'm trying to have a wank and my cat is watching

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

over 4g a day is considered to be toxic

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

you asked for a weapon tho, not a tool

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

I've seen things you zoomers wouldn't believe.
Celtic getting to the UEFA Cup final.
Labour politicians trying to justify constructing a massive silver tent for tourists in London.
All these moments will be lost in time *sips* like tears in the rain..
time to die.

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Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

I think are genuine cases of it and then there is the cope side of it, probably used by incels.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

The contest is rated on use as a tool AND a weapon

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

Hammer is the best tool and weapon.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

I'll agree with that. I've yet to meet a genuine case but I accept it's possible with all the weird mental disorders and sexual preferences out there.

David Morris
David Morris

dazza u ledgeind
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47666629

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James Bailey
James Bailey

It has poor striking distance and limited functionality. You could still hammer items with an axe even though it would be sub par. However you can't cut with a hammer.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

I thought I was one because I have no drive to try and get a gf or whatever but i realised I still want a gf so that rules it out. I am just an ugly mong.

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

Just get hammer with a longer handle then.

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

asexuality is confusing because apparently some of them do still have sex, they just don't feel sexual desire. why do they do it? I have no idea

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

Mum unironically tried killing herself. She is on the way to the hospital.

John Green
John Green

sometimes my cat wants to hop on my lap

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

why do they do it?
like anything else its just the way they are wired up.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

selfish cow

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

very confusing to me. they say they're not interested in shagging and yet loads of them shag

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Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

the sex is probably more to please a partner rather than them wanting it? idk

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

SAD is REAL you mean fuckers

John Hughes
John Hughes

Any lads want to sell me their old socks?

Connor Young
Connor Young

tfw no daughter to raise as a weeaboo and play Pokemon with

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Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

It's virgin or closet homosexual cope.
Some people convince themselves they don't like sex but it's such a mental barrier that they are unlikely to get over it.

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

The ability to differentiate between men and women is a sexual one. There's no such thing as an asexual, as they would necessarily lack this ability.

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

I've noticed a lot of teenage boys in my town have a kind of bowl haircut now

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

nonce poof

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

I wont ever get sex.

William Thomas
William Thomas

You can. The option is there.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

How the fuck am i meant to react to my mum trying to kill herself? i feel weird and awkward

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

A prozzie isn't really an option, more like a last resort and thats not what I want

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

You ignore it because she's an attention seeker.
Don't play into her games.

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

buy her some lindor

Jordan King
Jordan King

rickets girl coming over to my place again tonight
I'm going to have sex with her
only care about upping my number, really don't care if she stays in touch or even enjoys it

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

upping my number
normie cunt

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

BING BING WAHOO

LEVEL UP

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

I realised I actually am a good person because i felt bad about killing some people 6 times on gta v lads

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

Your mistake is respecting women. It took me getting my heart broken three times before I realised that deep down they're all whores.
I wanted to be proved wrong for so long, I realise that isn't possible now. They all give it up after about a month. Disgusting.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

based mindset, don't respect people who don't respect themselves

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

Couldn't give a toss girls still want sex with you.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

soup for dinner again
reeee

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

These aren't girls these are 24+ year old women past their best thinking I'm going to be some beta provider.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Hows your relationship with her normally lad?

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Based blade runner boomer

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

had soup for lunch, yummy
chicken and sweetcorn
392 calories

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

They still consider you attractive so jog on.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

time for some more ets2 lads

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Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

Hows your relationship with her normally lad?
pretty bad. I sit in my room all day, barely talk to my family.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

22nd March 2019
still no bf

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

No Man's Sky's the limit.

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

Me too user
TFW no patrician stem chaser chad bf

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

What was her actual method lad? Not being morbid but most attempts of suicide arent the person being dead set on death, but a cry for help. Hopefully she will be fastracked into mental health services that can help her. At the end of the day, you are the son and she is the parent so you should only expect to support her so much.
It is hard to know how to react in these situations: suicide is a pretty selfish act, even more so if you have kids, but I dont think reacting with anger straight away is going to be helpful, however when the dust has settled, you should be able to express to her the impact that her suicide attempt has had on you and your life.
What about the rest of your family? Its probably best if you can come together as a united front and offer each other a bit of support and a support group in terms of having people to talk to. Failing that, get in touch with some mental health services in your area, not suggesting you present as a patient but there are people there that will be trained to offer a bit of counselling for these things. Its important that you dont let these feelings fester at you though lad, dont push your emotions to the side and deal with them sooner rather than later.
Good luck lad, sorry to hear about such a crappy situation. Hope mummy makes a speedy recovery.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

originally falling for the tranny meme

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Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Don't really know, lads. Just don't know. I'm telling you, I don't know. I simply don't know. Simple as.

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David Phillips
David Phillips

chad doesn't fuck trannies because he can get real pussy

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

lads reading about how Garl V personally slew over 10000 mohammedans at the battle of the broken lance
fascinating story

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

what does your belly button smell of? mine is like strong cheese

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

I'm not a tranny, lad.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

simple is as a simple does lad

simple as.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

Anyone else's cock always look horrid and smelly despite washing it daily?

Grayson James
Grayson James

Why is this britfeel so fagging gay

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

My stepdad rescued this very nice tree from a clients garden, too bad it's going to another clients garden
I can't remember what it's called

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Leo Morris
Leo Morris

What was her actual method lad?
Tablets.

What about the rest of your family?
Lots of arguing between her and my dad this morning.
I probably will sit in my room like usual and try to pretend it didn't happen. The relationship with my family is too bad and i feel nothing but awkwardness if i try talking about personal stuff.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

friends invite themselves over every weekend
too much of a beta to say no and too bad at lying to make an excuse
they make a tonne of noise and mess
won't quiet down even when I tell them to
they stay till really late
they are really annoying in general and argumentative, always bickering all the time over dumb shit I don't care about like politics and religion
always the butt of their jokes, every time they come over they criticise me or the "state" of my house
because they don't work/only have part time jobs they don't understand what it's like for me to work 40+ hours weeks and then have to deal with them on the weekend
never want to eat any decent food, all they want to do is order pizza
i'm the only fucker who drives so of course I'm always the one who picks them up and drops them off and shit
because of that I can't even have a drink when I'm with them because I have to drive because the lazy fuckers refuse to walk home
Any advice of how to deal with shitty friends like this? Getting pretty sick of their shit. I have little free time in my life as is, I don't want to spend it with them anymore (especially as I also have to balance my time with family and my gf)

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

I think webcams are designed in such a way that it's LED is attached to the same power rail as the image sensor, meaning that it can't possibly be recording anything when the LED is off (assuming it isn't broken). This is only a guess though.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Yes, I can have a shower, scrub it clean. Put new pants on and then 30 minutes later smell ballsweat

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

ghost them and lock the doors.

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

ah sorry guys my car is in the garage

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Be more assertive. Just tell them NO.

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

let people treat you like a doormat
people proceed to treat you like a doormat
you're letting them lad, if you want it to stop then stop it, you're complaining about them doing something that you're letting them do

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

got another key if anyone wants it.
Divide by sheep PHKGH-TAYM9-TALMT
apparantly it's a maths game

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

I pretty much spend my entire work day reading about random Historical things rather than working. I've learned so much about Tengrism in the past few weeks. I also read up a lot on Ancient Egypt, the Anglo-Saxons and Charlemagne.

my boss if you are reading this I'm really really sorry please don't fire me

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

not true for most actually macbooks still have a CVE that allows you to bypass the notification LED from around 2017 I think and works on newer models, a better rule is cover it or unplug it when not in use, same with mics

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

apparantly it's a maths game
fuck off, mr anderson. you're not my maths teacher anymore, you can't make me play shitty flash math games now

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

Idk if I want to ghost them yet though. I want to like them but I can't. I would ideally still like to be friends with them and see them every once in a while, I just never wanted them coming over every other day to be a regular thing but they've memed it into being one
garage
Christ I'm not made of money
I know but I've been a doormat my whole life. I hate it but I don't know how to change

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

I hate it but I don't know how to change
say no, start with something small then build your way up, can you honestly not comprehend how you could jus tsay no

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

Just ghost them, you will find out quickly whether they actually like you at all or not that way.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Me? I'd like to be friends with Alita from Alita: Battle Angel and face fuck her big eyes til they explode with my cum miles.

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

Why is it so boring here today?

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

I think Windows needs a better driver permission system generally.

William Allen
William Allen

tell me the rumours about the teachers from your school lads;
scar on german teachers neck was from when her boyfriend tried to kill
morbidly obese deputy head seen coming out of sex shop with chocolate body spread

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

the only OS I've seen get security right is qubes, for most others it just doesn't seem to be a concern

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

I do that too. one time spent a day just copying the futhark runes, another day I wrote out all the roman numerals up to 1000, another time I made up my own alphabet and then used it to write a story about jesus

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

French teacher was rumoured to be a nonce
teacher who liked to think he was John wayne

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

P.E teacher was a lesbian
old scary teacher was a nonce
(the nonce teacher actually was a nonce, he made one of the female students pregnant. I can't remember what he taught)

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

P.E teacher was a pedo and would go in the showers with boys
Main building was named after him and was longest teacher there
Few years after I leave school he is sent down for 12 years for abusing 2 kids at the school in 80s and 90s

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

If the girl lies to you about being on the pill do you still need to pay child support??

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

So you couldn't date her cause she's a tickler?
She's a tickler!
And you're a stickler for a tickler?
A stickler for a tickler!

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Carson Powell
Carson Powell

youtu.be/_jbVUmtdlns

William Smith
William Smith

It's not a rumour but a P.E teacher from my school got in the papers for shagging a sixth former. At my previous school a 16 year old girl shagged one of the school bus drivers.

tfw cucked by teachers and bus drivers as a teen

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

Yes because she's a poor woman that needs help.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Funny post from /int/

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Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

I sometimes wonder if the postie knows he delivers my drugs

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

mini chad was fucking all the girls and female teachers I had a crush on
old chad teachers were noncing the girls I fancy as well
I was left with wanking myself to sleep at night
amazing childhood.

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

someone found a dildo in the milfy english teacher's desk

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

Quite enjoyed that lad cheers

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

I'm not laughing, lad. I am not laughing at all

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

Time to change my number.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

One of my sixth form teachers' female students told him he liked him, then when he told her he liked her back she accused him of being a nonce

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

doubt hed really give a shit even if he did

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

That advert is so fucking stupid

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

Yes because you must respect whamen no matter how much they fuck you over

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

American pie films were pretty good when I was 13

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Really wish my cute female doctor would nonce me.

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

Imagine willingly joining the armed forces.

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

I used to use them as wank material tbqh. I should rewatch them sometime for nostalgia

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

The postie delivered someone else's register to vote letter to me the other day. Dunno how you can manage to fuck that up. Also pretty bad if there was a general coming up and she wanted to register to vote

so I made the decision for her and binned it

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

I had 1 - 3 on DVD about 15 years ago and regularly watched and wanked to the sexy scenes
Specifically the nadia top less on 1 and the strippers in 3

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

he doesn't want to learn how to repair a type 45 radar

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

I'm not in the armed forces so I don't know how to, I'd rather know how to fix my car.

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

The only reason I'd join the army is to sexually abuse a female colleague

Xavier James
Xavier James

heh, repairing a car is mere childs play for a mechanic of her most britannic majesty's royal navy

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

Brexit delayed 2 weeks
Ah, it begins.

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

ever thinking it was going to be delivered
pfft naive

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

The armed forces is just school for adults tbqh.

John Adams
John Adams

Girls in the armed forces are absolute sluts. They're shagging everyone in the section. Absolute filth.

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Tfw you will never be 14 again, watch the american pie around at your friends and talk about shagging girls
sad feel

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Women should never have been allowed to join the armed forces.

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

Thanks! I'll give it a go. Surprised it wasn't taken within 30 minutes

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

now all my friends talk about their experiences
I don't say anything at all

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

I literally never did this when i was younger

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

*jumps up and delivers a high pressure fart cloud directly into your nostrils*

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

fell for the gender equality in the army meme
now the army is just a massive desert fuckfest
th-thanks israel

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

*sniffs up*
Phwoar!!! love a bit of that i do

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

there is literally nothing wrong with the lads getting a blowie whilst the boil in the bag sausages and beans is heating up

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

me neither, think he's a normie

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

someone on the most normie thread on r9k is a normie? shocker

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

no worries. hope you enjoy it

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Morning/afternoon lids. Not much going on today, just need to pop round the shops later to get some milk. Other than that, just gonna chill out and order myself a pizza later.

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Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

What did you lads do when you were younger then? Surely you talked about shagging

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

got a packet of them kallo chocolate rice thins

make a nice pudding at lunch time. I always need sommat sweet to finish a meal off.

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Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

lads, how do i get involved with my local illegal street racing scene?

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Adam Johnson is a free man today. Based.

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Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

I wanked a lot. Still do now too. I reckon I've spent 20% of my life wanking.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Any beer lads in?

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

come down to the police station at 20:00

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Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

Yh me mate. What ya 'avin? Rounds on me.

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Nice copypasta there m8

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

kronenberg please pal

David Cruz
David Cruz

police dont seem to give a fuck about them, i hear them speeding down the main road that the station is literally on, every night

Luke King
Luke King

First step: learn to drive

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

Nah mate you can have carlsberg or fosters. Their 3 quid a pint until 6 on weekdays

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

I really want a pizza, I need to start dieting though. I ate a packet of oreos for breakfast this morning and I look like the basedboi meme at the moment

Noah King
Noah King

post good sad music pls
youtu.be/bwnLlQ6t2uE

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

anyone else having 0 images load on Jow Forums right now?

Parker King
Parker King

I remember one time me and my friends were talking about shagging but we were much older, like 18ish, and my friend's sister was stood by the door and she came in and said "you're all obviously virgins by the way" and then walked out

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

just looked in the mirror and spoke to myself to see what it looked like and realised how truly ugly my two front teeth look, I can't even find any images on google that look remotely similar but they basically jut out at a ridiculous angle, making me look like a fucking retard.

Worst part is that everything else about my face is perfectly fine, so it adds emphasis to these subhuman disgusting pieces of shit in the middle of my face.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Just shagged my nan up the arse and she said "jesus, that is the biggest willy in britfeel".
Nice to know i have the biggest willy in britfeel but who else has been going at my nan?

John Hughes
John Hughes

sorry lad just wanted to clear out the pipes before weekend hope you understand

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

youtu.be/Okv8yAIYTFI
In fact the album is good
youtu.be/051C0FiNX5U

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

tfw no Gil Chesterson spin-off

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Good shout lad I'll take one as well

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

no worries, just remember to pay the fair next time. Also, don't mind if she starts calling you ronald, she has alzheimers and sometimes reckons her dead husband is shagging her.

Right, i'm off to the shops lads. Let me know if you want me to pick you anything up

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Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

Let me know if you want me to pick you anything up
grab us a yorkie and maybe some crisps thoose bbq ones

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

Get me a 1.5L bottle of Pepsi Max, Cheese & Onion Pringles and a three pack of Fry's Turkish Delight please

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Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

4 pack of Bounties my good lad.

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

An erection is a physiological phenomenon in which the penis becomes firm, engorged, and enlarged.

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

tfw no Roz gf
She was a goer but I did like her sass

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

I keep getting bounced, think I have the domain wrong.
give me a clue pl0x

Have you ever seen Amazon do this? I bought a new pot for Brian the Rescue Cactus but the matching tray was an add on item and I wasn't spending over 20 quid so I had to look around for a different one, I hate having to browse and got one that's way too big. Started a return and this is what I was told in the pic.

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Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

Watching Welcome to the NHK, where is my magical 17 year old who will save me from my reclusive ways? Telling you right now boys. It's not fair

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

You've given a false reason for the refund. The dimensions are stated in the title.
This is fraud.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

This is why I hated NHK and don't undertand why people suggest it as a great anime for NEETs.

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

I hope you've learned the consequences of losing your temper with inanimate objects. Life lesson, lad.

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

sick game desu

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Evan Hall
Evan Hall

Tough titty, fuck you and fuck off.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Moni and Shippy have been trialling their new gimmick in the discord and I have to say - it's their best ever work

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

It hits too close to home at times, but I shouldn't shy away from that I feel. Maybe if something like that is applicable to us, it should be a wake up call?

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

Dog walkers usually hang the shit bags on trees like they'll magically disappear so this is quite a good idea, providing it doesn't blow over.

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

He Man has more power than Jesus

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

I've had that experience, where you discover a flaw which to you is then obvious, and makes you think it must stand out to everyone else too Just ignore it as much as possible lad, avoid looking at yourself as much as possible. Denial is healthy in this instance, because we will never accept our flaws

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

lads should i order a curry for dinner or eat a whole french baguette with a tub of chocolate spread

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

All of this calling them a HERO at any given time has gone straight to their heads. There is nothing heroic about killing people because the government told you to.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

It'll never happen. You're just leading yourself on.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

Depends, get the curry if you love the taste of sperm in your food. Seems odd but many who frequent /britfeel/ apparently can't get enough of it.

Eli Price
Eli Price

openpuff
A is a date. Research where the buildings are in pic A. It's the date I went there
B the clue is in the file name whoarewe. No spaces
C is weatherfu
File order for carriers is the order they were posted
My email is in the pgp key

Amazon are good with refunds, I guess they just make so much profit that 4.99 is an acceptable loss. You'll be spending the 4.99 on another item anyway

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Crowbar has more application as a tool, I'd go for that but if it was the zombie apocalypse I'd use both.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

So you're saying I should give up and just be a human wreck my entire life? Thanks user!

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

i only eat my own sperm so chocolate spread it is then

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Mine insists on watching me on the toilet and if I shut the door she'll scratch it til I let her in.
Cats just like to supervise whatever you're doing.

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

Yo, the images themselves load if you click on the filename and just open in a new tab, don't show up in the catalog/index/threads. 4channel seems unaffected.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

reply to a 5 hour old post
fuck off

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

Is this a larp or are you being serious? If you are I'm sorry, my mum did the same. Support her, she needs it.

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

Have a good Friday lads

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Adam Flores
Adam Flores

Only gone and spent 20 quid on trading cards.

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

what is the game lad?

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

using functions provided by the website
YIKES!

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

It is lad but I didn't have it this winter. I got rid of the year round depression and the SAD went too.

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

roz ---------------> daphne
simple as

what game lad

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

Sure, how much are you offering?

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

what is the game lad?
Tired of no-one engaging with his dire chat about S-kiro, he finally replies to himself.

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

There's a small gap at the bottom of my bathroom door, and sometimes my cat will put her paw through the gap in the door

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

Have you asked her why she's deformed yet?

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

need new thread but im too lazy to make

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

why make 1 99 posts early though?

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

need new thread
Do we?

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

You're 100 early you melt

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

Sekiro, lods

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Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

I've got a couple of those, it's an Acer.
One in good soil thrived
Other one 15' away stayed smol
Very stony ground
Whenever I was in a bad mood I'd dig and seive
Found a massive slab of rock about 2' down that stopped anything above it thriving
Landlord kindly bashed it up with a pickaxe
I filled some potholes with the rubble
Acer now looking happier

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

It's between her and your dad by the sounds of it. Cry for help maybe.

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

sorry lads im stoned and sleepy i thought we were near 500

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Had a brother in law who would do this, he'd arrive unannounced and stay for weeks on end when he was on leave.
Didn't understand I was busy. Had to really kick off before he stopped, people are takers and will walk all over you, but only if you let them.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

Doesn't everybody put a piece of electrical tape over their cam?

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

I'm using Qubes presently, the security is tight.

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

Mine does, he buys them off me

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

OK lads got 2 guinness and 12 kronenburg
Absolute alcho I am haha

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

I'm saying you should watch anime and expect those htings to happen to you.

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

This pic is what DPD sent me on their app as proof of delivery. The driver took a picture of next door's cat, he's easily recognisable because he's earless. Hope they buy the driver a better phone soon.

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Brody Bell
Brody Bell

i-is it a hard g-game lad?

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

Hate to say it but FB. Join car enthusiasts groups. Or, if your car is unusual like a Daimler for instance, join a forum and other owners will post about underground meets.
The back of Digbeth by the market on Saturdays is one.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

I love the isolation aspect of it especially in regards to hardware
shockingly no

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

It is not because the dimension refers to the top of the saucer, the base diameter was not provided.
I told them it is incompatible and not useful for it's intended purpose which is true.
They have told me to keep it rather than send it back.
How do you assume this is fraud?

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

doesn't sit here all day reading every post as it comes in
has other things in life that needs doing
needs to catch up with people and skims thread
Fuck you and fuck off, if people want to blog who cares, it's more interesting than your whining

John Cruz
John Cruz

the simple truth is that I get worse colds than anyone else because of my alpha male immune system responding with gallons of mucus

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

Because it works for its intended purpose. You just don't want it and didn't consider its dimensions when purchasing.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

It's hiro being a faggot again, disable your adblocker and images show. So just disable it and then block the ad elements.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Kek, mine did that at a different house. It was quite alarming as she'd have her claws out to grab *anything* so it became a toilet game of tickling her paw with a chop stick so she'd bat it blind.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I didn't talk about shagging, normie.

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

a bit against the tougher enemies, but pretty easy most of the time desu lad

can actually avoid almost all enemies if you really want to, but dunno why you would cause combat is really fun in this game

Leo Young
Leo Young

It's quite a steep learning curve but the documentation is good.
People really should wise up about security.

James Reed
James Reed

not even security just about leaking data IMO

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Did you even read my first post? I spent ages browsing for the right size and considering the dimensions, it's not a case of don't want it. It's too big.
Why are you getting your knickers in a twist or are you being a contrary cunt?

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

Most people don't have anything to hide, you paedophile.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

Just own it mate. You defrauded someone, the least you can do is be honest about it.
You're like people that find a fiver on the floor and keep it and won't acknowledge that it's theft.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

That the Ninja Souls game youre on about lad?

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

is anyone else unable to look at a pregnant woman without thinking about the fact someone cummed in her fanny

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Think thats just you mate

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

police let you keep money found on the floor if it's not claimed in 14 days.

source: personal experience finding 80 on the street.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

50 quid a foot m8

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

Bless you for handing it in lad, Id have pocketed it quick time

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

blog on m8 automatically skip any posts over one sentence

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Any beer man in tonight? Feeling FROSTY
Sore head from walking against the wind wahey

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Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

Yeah if it's not claimed. Would you hand a fiver in? Didn't think so.

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

Wine man here, ready to get wankered later

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Protip: Ask at the customer service desk in supermarkets to see if anyone has handed in that 10 pound note you dropped the other day.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

T. a conspiracy retard
Hes watched a few Netflix documentaries and thinks hes come to some interesting conclusions

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Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

is pakiboo the eldest ""son""q

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

Dont think so, theres a brother who frequently threatens him when Poley tries to act out.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

tall american big teeth qt on the chase lads

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

She just got BLACKED lad

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Who here believes they are a degenerate?
if given the chance I always am tbqh.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Think this Brexit nonsense will go on for another decade.

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

Dont worry lads, I will negotiate Brexit, your pal user will sort it all out

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

I hope so. I can't get enough of it.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

Real talk, I'm seeing a lot of "revoke article 50" nonsense on my facebook feed, all shared by previous remain voters. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't feel like public opinion has shifted that much, I reckon it'd be 52-48 towards remain now. Not enough to be substantial

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

Brexit? I hardly knew her...

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Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

But lad by that same line of thinking you could argue that the majority Leave won wasnt enough to justify Brexit

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

be ameritard
have a bunch of dalek toys
H-help

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Isn't it funny how fiat 500 girls deal with the information that Corbyn has for a long been a eurosceptic. They literally cannot compute any nuance or complexity when it comes to politics

fuck this country and 90 percent of the people in it tbqh
you lads are sound though

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

That's a good point, however is the shift more so because of our politicians inability to sort themselves out and enact the peoples will, rather than changing views on the European Union?

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

Absolutely pathetic in the chase 2nyt lods

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

God imagine if Poley was your brother, Id have done the honour killing myself by now

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

he said nothing that was relevant to. He just said that the change since then has probably been unsubstantial

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

Dr who is pure shite lad only thing it's good 4 is waifus
Superior science fiction includes farscape, tng, andromeda and Battlestar Galactica

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

weird, channel 5 lauched in 1997 but i don't remember it launching or before it launched

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

My neighbour's work webcam was hacked, someone was shouting at all the people in her office. I thought it was hilarious desu, they improved their security after that. I can't really say hacked because the company hadn't even put a password on it, someone just found it on Shodan and wandered in.
Have you ever played with the TPM, lad?

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

w-what? do you need help with luv?
xx

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

Weirdly I do remember it launching. Spice Girls were a part of the launch night and also they had a logo with like a rainbow behind a number 5 in a circle.
I didn't know I'd retained that info until your post.

Josiah White
Josiah White

Ar, I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the Government is cocking it all up. I dont think Leavers attitudes to the EU are changing. But I think a lot of them were told by campaigners like Davis, Boris, and Mogg that Brexit would be easy to implement, and now were seeing that it isnt the case.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

If moni was my sister I'd have fucked her by now
U remember family affairs lod
youtu.be/xpY2-hFLYSI

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

No Stargate
Not a fan of 90's goofy scifi?

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

Do you have a bathroom door? Curtains? It's not about hiding anything, it's called privacy which most people seem happy to give up in this day and age.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

I am lad just forgot it big lad
Love any goofy scifi and horror me

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

Don't talk utter bollocks, you're just baiting now. Fuck off.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

True they are fumbling about, I don't think people take into account how hard the EU is making it to leave though, which is their prerogative but I think it's an overlooked factor

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

No lad, I'm talking about an operating system called Qubes

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Did you figure it out? I thought you were elite

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Robert Cook
Robert Cook

replying DIRECTLY to a post to call it bait
Hmm, yes...

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

You lads know any songs you would want for your funeral?
not in a bad place or anything, just something I thought about today

youtube.com/watch?v=L_TcWUslfvE

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

How long do you want me to wear them for? Any preference on colour, style?

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Stirling, Stirling and Falkirk, Scotland

22 March 2019

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Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Well no one asked you and he thinks its a good point so off ye fuck

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Why are you complaining if you're skipping the thread anyway?

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

I prefer to be a reprobate than a degenerate desu

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

been months now and still no one has explained this gimmick to me
shouldn't have to pay this much for missing out on one bloody thread

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

Replied to the wrong post like a bloody muppet didnt I?

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

I think it's Shippy telling us where he is and the date.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

I guess I'm both at times
but if other people wouldnt respect the behaviour, doesnt that make it degenerate? Cause I think thats what it is for me

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

The word you're looking for is "comprehend" rather than "compute"

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

I like posting photos of the beer and alcohol I'm drinking because I'm cool.

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Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Yea, in fairness I'm no genius either
they just piss me right off with their sheer stubbornness

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

Just up illads
Based, Karen Gillan shits on sofi

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

if people want to blog who cares, it's more interesting than your whining
Dunno about that. Take Poley or Cola as examples. It needs calling out.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Been doing stuff, I can't be here full time in the middle of lambing.

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

Yeah people are too keen to side with the EU, I agree. Its in their interest to get a deal with us, just not a particularly good one. They dont want it to look as though leaving will be massively beneficial. That being said Theresa Mays government lost a lot of time bickering amongst themselves and for all her talk she isnt strong or charismatic. Still cant believe one of her lads voted against a deal he himself helped to negotiate

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

apollo house, croydon, is actually real

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Just finished throwing out some old letters from my bedroom cabinet. Crazy how there were still letters from 2013 in there. Now gonna go to the shop to get some milk before it closes.

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Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

Cola needs to sit on my cock wahey

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

It's just shippy saying where he's delivered a car to or something

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

This, although it's where I'm going for work that day.

Absolute state of this premier Inn beefeater menu. Why can't they have normal items, why does everything have to be elaborate and be packed with bacon and spices. Ended up settling for BBQ chicken wings and a 'sweet potato and feta lasagne'

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

he wouldn't feel a thing because his arse is blown out.

John Powell
John Powell

marie kondo up in this bitch.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

blogs and trannies for some, comfy posts and British feels for others

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Kudos to you long term neets for carrying on tbqh. I'm too fragile, I think I would top myself for sure.

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

I wanna hold Marie Kondo up and fuck her but she's taller than me, lmao.

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Fair enough lad, it's easy to do. I hope you enjoy Dark Souls

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

I'm enjoying it too. They were sold out at Game though so i had to work out how to use Argos to get a copy.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Hearing rumours that Cola is a bugchaser

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

she has a husband. i bet she's a very boring fuck.

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

will I ever get to suck on some tits

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

I bet she has a very tidy pussy, lad. Lots of places to stick my small cock.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

poz my neg hole bucko

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

waiting for packages
Worst part of life if I'm honest with you

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Tim has a big belly

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1109134184117878785

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

lads the bank wants their money back in 3 weeks dunno if i can do it. i dont see any way out lads. i think i might off myself.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

I believe degeneracy has a sexual undertone like wanking in public and spunking on a bus seat or trying to get upskirt shots.
Reprobate behaviour is more not giving a fuck and doing whatever they please without the sexual element, like throwing snowballs at cars and walking along people's walls instead of the pavement. Not necessarily causing harm but being annoying.

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Cola has not had sex that much

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

Have you tried going to Specsavers, lad?

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Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

The Ladyboys of Bangkok are back in town

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

Maybe so but I don't understand why you've brought 500s into it when you could have said Mini or Citreon Cactus.
Seems a somewhat targeted thing to say.

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

Thats what he would have you believe lad.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

I believe everyone has the right to make their own exit on their own terms lad, but is the debt so bad its Game Over?

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

That's easy, my eyes auto-glaze and I carry on scrolling.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

threaten them with suicide not us.
Go into the bank and have a mental breakdown, tell them your death should be on their conscience. Put a gypsy curse on em.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

Seen a few schoolgirls earlier and had unclean thoughts, lads.

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

She has told me she's only had sex three times

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

And you believe that? I don't.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

im gna end up homeless. might aswell end it on my own terms. wd rather die in my own bed than on the streets lads.

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

What beer should I have for my post work pint?

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

Bit of Peroni is always nice

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

Bunch of lazy fucks, here you go cunts

jowforums.com/thread/51582314/anecdotes
jowforums.com/thread/51582314/anecdotes
jowforums.com/thread/51582314/anecdotes

Liam Green
Liam Green

Yeah which I shut because I don't want people seeing me naked.
The toilet door also keeps the smell out.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

discord
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Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

the process for reporting lost money takes only a few minutes. I'd probably do it.

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

hut hut hut hut hut

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