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Where about was this lad? did you have your glasses on? i can't seem to find a feel street round dudley
Nice one OP I was getting grumpy and you were all this close to getting the discount /britfeel/ tesco bag OP image
did you have your glasses on
Nah lad, the bus was going quite quickly too and I havent been able to find it on maps since I saw what I thought I saw. Could have been my shit eyes playing tricks on me
I need to leave for work in 3 minutes but I'm still in bed lmao
Get out of bed you lazy lad, its a Friday just one more day to go
Anyone else work in fastfood? Fuck me, what a grotty dump of a way to live
Just emailed the toilmeister and said I was having mental health difficulties and would be working from home
In truth I just didn't leave my couch on time, but the anti-depressants mean he can't argue
What job is it that lets you work from home lad? Want to get into copywriting for this very reason
Cowards way out
It's possible you saw Peel Street. Were you coming from the bus station up hall street just past nuttall?
still a bit stoned from last night
Ah well, hopefully no one in the office will notice
Civil servant. There's a generally poorly thought out push to encourage flexible working as some sort of panacea for all the discontent amongst the public sector, so working from home is seen as not just recommended but in many ways mandatory to the fabled "work-life balance"
Looked through my pokemon cards last night and found one worth about 16 bongs. Proper chuffed, I am.
Tempted to buy some packs on Amazon and open them because I've not done that in about a decade.
Nice detective work lad, youre spot on. I can see how ld mistake P for F. Should wear my glasses more often tbqh
Did you manage to figure it out then?
Nope I took them about 11pm, woke up about 8am. Not feeling as rough today though
Tesco changed the packaging of the southern fried chicken so there's only 2 filets in there instead of 4. NOT happy lads
tfw finished at 7am
Have a nice last day, day wagies.
Oh fair enough what sort of role? I wanted to apply because I heard the pay and pension compares favourably against similar jobs. I only have about a year of admin experience though
Cheers lad, sooner I finish the sooner I can go home and get lean
I was going to skive today but I feel too guilty so I'll just turn up late instead
Nice to know Im not the only former NEET who cant commit to turning up on time
It's kates hill up there, proper rough
Finish your dissertation and you'll get on the graduate scheme
WATCH ME DROP IT
LAD, NO! Ah, fooking dickhead
I'M A PROPPA KUNT INNIT
Would like to thank Poley and his blog for showing me things could always be much, much worse
Had a missed call and a text at 6:50am about the digital piano I've got for sale. Bit early tbqh they must really want it
One of the night guard just trying to phone for it before they hit the sack.
Andrew you won't be able to diffuse the next terror bomb from your sofa.
Based Granddad's funeral today lads. Bit of a mess tbqh
Pay and pension are decent in low-mid level roles. If you're not especially ambitious but willing to not be a dick then it's a comfortable life.
If you have a trade, technical skills or are pushing to be a leader then you want to avoid the civil service except for maybe a 2 year stint to build contacts as they seriously undervalue these things and pay poorly compared to the private sector. Which is why we can't keep anyone with these skills and have to outsource to private secotor consultants and shit
I'm a simple man lads. I like tits, arse and fanny
at last... its finally here
is a mommy so not a virgin
this some sort of ona-hole
that spyro discord
no gay sex with hats on
If we find the cure for cancer I'm going to immediately synthesise telomerase in my underground lab and inject it daily so that I can become immortal without the risk of cancer.
Seems pretty simple though lads, I wonder if anything will go wrong.
clean your fucking screen
Aww, good luck fren. Are you doing any of the talky bit?
any big strong lads in
really hard bro, 4 years of neglect and the stuff just wont fuckin come off.
very good morning to you, lids. how we doing?
Shit but at least I have videogames.
sorry to hear that, mate. no one should feel shit on a friday. what would make you feel better? maybe go down to the shops and grab yourself a bar of chocolate? or have a nice warm shower?
anyways, what vidya you playing? i just started playing a new game myself! it's legend of zelda: link between worlds. it's my first zelda game and it's very comfy so far.
I fucking jizz in my sleep almost nightly now. This is the result of nofap.
Haven't showered in days, lad. I'm gonna go for one. Not cleaning the kitchen cause I'm sick of cleaning other family members mess. Wankers.
Might watch more Farscape today or pick a new vidya to play. Fucking depressed is what I am.
clean yourself up then
splash some water on your face and have a strong brew
a shower might make you feel better, lad. you'll be okay. take it easy, enjoy yourself, hang in there. make today a (You) day. much love, lad.
Can't wait for Shippy's next gimmick.
Cover your webcam when you fap to your doujin
Holy shit this thread is going slow today lads, wake up you lazy neets
The Neighbour is a shit film, one moment his wife asks him if he has a crush on the neighbour while smiling cutely like oh I remember when he looked at me like that and the next day she chucks him out, gets a divorce and refuses to speak to him at all. Then he kills the neighbour with the weakest swing from a gold club.
about to go to sleep tho
Frens how do I clean up sick? I drank 650 ml of rum last night and the whole floor of my bathroom is covered in it.
Bleach and mop or kitchen towels and anti bacterial handwash
On my way to toil
Only a 7 hour shift today and I'm finished with Devil May Cry 5 so the sky's the limit for me once I get back home
You need to let as much of it soak into tissue as possible, kitchen roll if you have it. Then throw that away and clean the floor with whatever you have whether it be just a mop and warm soapy water or bleach/disinfectant
"I'm finished with Devil May Cry 5 so the sky's the limit for me once I get back home"
simply plays another video game
Good luck getting the smell out. The smell of vomit lingers for ages. I was sick in my small bedroom about 8 years ago and despite obsessive cleaning the smell took ages to air out.
Creasing at this lad spending Friday morning cleaning up his own puke, fucking state of you
650ml of rum
i have enough money to be a neet till the new year, what should i do.
Sende some to me!!!!
i just need your full name,address and bank details mate
I doubt that'll happen since the only games I have are PS Plus ones, JoJo and Red Dead 2
Plenty of good ps4 games that can be got incredibly cheaply second-hand these days lad
get yer tits out for the lads!! weeeeeeeey
come 10pm and Amer still hasn't taken advantage of this 'sky's the limit' freedom
"s-some Pakis may laugh at me so I can't leave the house"
has bought Paki burgers for years unabated
Love me /britfeel/ lads I do
What makes a burger a Paki burger? Is the meat sourced from diced up schoolchildren?
just remember lads pakipoo will be a suicide statistic in some NHS tranny leaflet one day, take comfort the posting will end at some point.
so tired lately desu
just woken up after going to bed at 2am, bit fucked desu
got my playmat lads.
Bet all the weabs and autismos in our city's gamestore will be jealous as fuck
If it's halal, I suppose
Like his favourite place
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ANNOUNCED NEW VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES GAME
Not worth getting excited about at this stage. Could be utterly dire. Esp. as it's published by DLC-by-a-thousand-cuts Paradox.
bonjour ros bifs, ce va?
watch yourselfs, shopkeepers
/britfeel/ is for:
Posting and talking about trannies
Z-list internet celebrity-ism
Complaining about video games/anime/Japanese culture
Reporting people for racism
Acting as a Reddit haven but not actually posting on Reddit
Rampant namefaggotry and tripfaggotry
Another day spent inside. Can't believe I broke my fucking xbox controller lads, it's not like I really felt like playing anything before but now i don't even have the choice to.
You know it's not going to be the same lad. Be prepared for crushing disappointment.
remake or sequel?
posting song lyrics with a picture of apu wearing headphones
they only do that with their strategy games
comfy lonely robitic lids who hate "drama"
how do we cure the anime problem
Wahey new blu ray lads
Indiana Jones boxset
Fucking sad that lads on here complain about anime when they're on FOUR CHAN
Like if you don't like anime whatever but don't fucking complain about it
That's like going on Reddit and complaining about sucking immigrant cock
types of people that i hate and make me seeth:
conspiracy tards (definitely my least favourite, especially the mongs that think every shooting is fake)
ignorant deanos/footy mongs
autists obsessed with anime
Vampire the Masquerde Bloodlines 2 is letting you play as a tranny lmao
Good lord I hate the future just end it now
*chucks a 3/4 empty maccies strawberry milkshake at you from the rolled down window of a Corsa*
Isnt VTM full of decadence and shit anyways? seems like it fits
2rite fuck having choice
Can't remember the last time a game actually matched its hype. Maybe New Vegas.
What are you virgin freaks up to then?
They also let play as other made things like vampires
Nice to see more character options innit lad.
I don't mind this provided the sense of humour is the same as the first VTM. Bet it's sterilised when it comes to the trannies, though.
Pretty much to be fair user
The whole Vampire thing seems to be an analogy for being a degenerate and living in obscurity afraid of what will happen if you break the masquerade
Just doesn't make much sense these days when being a degenerate is the preferred option
Put your trip back on Moni
any top shaggers in?
you want it mate?
Play New California
Well if the table top rules were a good indicator that it was going to take that direction. Paradox is usually not so hamfisted in their execution of this sort of shit though.
Its like the pronoun bullshit in battletech, and pretty I'm sure someone will mod the option out when its fully released.
I hope the the female tranny character has an adam's apple in the customisation options
Worst thing about a new VTM game is because le current year we're not gonna get any slutty vampires and they'll prolly all be toned down to look like fat dykes.
All the attractive ones will be Toreador trannies I bet, just to prove some SJW special snowflake point.
I don't suppose Vampires really have genders anyway since canonically they can't have sex.
But god damn I need Jeanette she ignited my tummy fetish as a teen.
Fanks I done now
I didnt do any drunk posting too are you proud?
fucking cannot stand conspiracy tards. i hate the way they think they are onto some special truth and they are intelligent. You are a bunch of retards and should be shot for a laugh
i am in a bad mood today.
I don't suppose Vampires really have genders anyway since canonically they can't have sex.
Jeanette loves sex because her father diddled her
salutations fellow shagger
errrrrrrrrrr blog on
blog on neurotypical
lol blog on
The whole Vampire thing seems to be an analogy for being a degenerate and living in obscurity afraid of what will happen if you break the masquerade
I always took them saying to be discerning of your victims to be a nod at AIDS and stuff like that.
why would a vampire care about aids, thought they were immune to diseases
they think they're the ones onto some special truth and that they are intelligent
Look who's talking faggot, accepting the narrative and calling conspiracy tards idiots makes you look the same why they do when they call normies sheeple.
Have some self awareness for Christ sake
blog + on = blog on
so please, blog on sir
is there going to be any nudity in it
I just hope you can still turn humans into ghouls and have them stay in your haven and wear slutty outfits
Yeah but she explicitly says "We can sort of have sex but vampire sex is different"
Also we don't know anything about the "sisters" realistically because they're Malk and the story is inconsistent on purpose.
Malks are just going to be vampires with autism now because the first games treatment of mental illness was problematic
Somehow I completely missed that part in my playthrough.
I played as Tremere though because I'm a fucking vampire wizard. How based is that.
United Kingdom more like United Queendom am I right?
Hahaha I'm just messing with you learn to take a joke man *passive aggressively ruffles your hair*
Is there only one good game? I thought it was a series
there is a difference between having an open minded and automatically assuming every shooting is fake while posting fake news websites and thinking the world is secretly controlled by satanists. Stupid cunt, why don't you have some self awareness?
The loser calling out blog posters is more annoying than the bloggers themselves.
As if I just saw someone share a guy shagging a goat
Normie social media is genuinely more shocking than this site these days
thats really interesting mate put it on your blog
Acknowledging them is what they aim for
To be fair you could easily go the whole game without ever finding her and even if you do, you can lock yourself out of ghoulifying her if you choose the wrong dialogue
It's a series but the only good one is Bloodlines
*tips the lettuce and mayo from a kebab on your head*
blog on dickhead
A woman was giving me a lift home and she stalled out on a right hand turn on a junction. I told her she had to just go because it was a red light but it was a pedestrain crossing and the light was red. She waited for them then went behind.
Stressed me right out. Not sure if it was green when she went. Oh god I hope she doesn't get penalty points. Driving is a stress nightmare.
Simply not arsed.
Are we now at the point where anything more than a sentence long is considered blog posting?
Stay mad faggot, I never said any of that stuff was justified. Your attitude is what made you come across as the type high and mighty prick you were condemning.
You reposted because you were desperate for some attention
yea basically, good post
imagine being more cancerous than a Jow Forums general
/int/ mongs really are spergy weirdo cunts
tranny blogposts vs just some lads talking about slags and footy
s-sniff leave my trannies alone
Spending my Friday downloading loads of porn incase of a ban
Where did it all go so wrong
No fixed odds betting terminals for me de ladssss
Last night he was supposed to be on a water diet and no social media for 3 days the silly bugger.
bloody neurotypicals, eh?
No, I reposted because I am in a bad mood. I'm not arsed if I come across as high and mighty, I hate the pricks and I will "condemn" them if I feel like it. At least I will admit I'm seething, you are doing so while trying to take the moral high ground.
Ever since I started flossing a few weeks ago, it's got easier and easier and now I can't imagine not doing it (teeth not zoomer dance). Pretty satisfying to get shit out between your teeth, desu.
the only good one is Bloodlines
LMAO babby never played Redemption which is pure kino
The lord of the rings and Conker's bad fur day both follow all 7 of the basic story plots.
How's Sekiro: Faggots Die Twice, lads? Anyone played it yet
Conker's Bad Fur Day? It was more like Conker's Great Fur Day! Haha!
things i do;
even bigger cums
A bird shit in my leg in my dream when I was browsing HMV for blu-rays.
I always find those milf type of porns where we're meant to believe some 35 year old man is a teen hilarious
I like when the sexy female Pornstar fuck fat loser virgins with small cocks. It always gets me going.
Why? Porn is nice
Just like browsing the mtf tranny posts on reddit and sorting by controversial lol
go for a walk in the park
they have these 'dog poo bag stands' that you hang dog poo bags on
the wind has blown them over, so now theres dog poo bags scattered around
just put a bin there instead for fucks sake
'dog poo bag stands' that you hang dog poo bags on
This has to be a larp, wtf
That sounds really fucking retarded, lad. Where is this at? Must be a proper mong park.
Swear I just farted for a solid 20 seconds lads
Lads, check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
alright lads it's me. the oldest virgin in britfeel
gay fella at work
always eating twix bars, eats maybe 3 or 4 a day
bored at the desk so try to make him laugh
draw a 4 panel comic on 4 sticky notes
first panel is him with lots of gay friends
second panel he wins a trip to the twix factory for all you can eat
third panel he goes in and says 'i wonder how long it will take me to eat as much as i can'
last panel he walks out to a bunch of dead gay friends and says 'looks like i ate so much i missed the AIDS pandemic'
he gets mad as fuck and files complaint
I don't get it at all. he always jokes about his sexuality.
giant enemy rooster being stealth killed
Is that the one with darrel?
How old are you? I doubt you can beat shippy and Andrew
How old are you then?
I turned 18 a few days ago, so I'm the youngest virgin on /britfeel/ that can actually state their age without getting banned as far as I'm aware
Going to buy some pokemon cards.
Oh fuck, i wish this was real.
I am 29 human years old
mark, didn't you learn your lesson with sophie and the 'swastika heart' incident
How can you be such a pathetic weakling?
You disgust me shippy
I would join the army if it was shorter contracts
I'm not nearly as large and powerful as shippy
not shagging a prozzy and lying about it
what are you like
want to get Cola knocked up with the Bug
mate, just join and then admit that you hiding a nut allergy when you get bored of it
you'll get kicked out
I will not have sex with a prozzie because thats not what I want.
The age limit on Jow Forums should be raised to 21. What do you think?
wonder what it actually is like to shag an escort. some people say it's underwhelming
t. someone who is 21
t. 21 year old
Poleaboo delaying Cola's next dump by a day by savagely rogering his anus.
I would never join, I know it's to toughen you up but it's literally shit. At marine bootcamp they have toilets with no stalls at all, you're not supposed to use them at night but there's nowhere near enough time to use them during the morning. You can also get kicked out for masturbating in the bathrooms. Also everyone who comes out of the military is a nob who never shuts up and thinks the world owes them everything. Everytime I see someone talking mad shit on facebook I click on their profile and they're former army or marine.
finally get a gf
after 3 months she tells me she has borderline personality disorder
you can never win lads
Got some rare things on sale, stranger!
Anyone want Emma Watson's bottled braps or Emilia Clarke feet pics?
no, it should be raised to 24.
Just playing some One in the Chamber, lads. Quite a fun mode prefer Sticks and Stones and Prop Hunt, though.
chocolate custard sandwich for lunch lads
Do you reckon a gay could literally push a poo back into a bloke's gut by having anal sex with them
Food for thought
Sex is underwhelming. Cuddles are where it's at
unless you are asexual you will never be satisfied with only cuddles.
The age limit on Jow Forums should be raised to 21
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I'll buy it at a high price
how in gods COCK is this not original lad
Because zoomers are cancer
No one will take you calling yourself "asexual" seriously in this day and age.
any other lads playing it then?
*flosses over you as you lay dying*
the future is now old man
this day and age
where people will take you seriously for calling yourself demi treekin fluid
no they do not take that seriously
What would you lads say is the better tool that can also function as a weapon. An axe or a crowbar?
you know how on paracetamol it says don't take more than 12 every 24 hours well I just ignore that
probably the one that was literally designed as a weapon
anyone else on quetiapine?
Same lad I took 34 in one day once
Downed em with some guinness too
nothing wrong with blog posting. Why would i not want to hear what the lads are up to or their feels on things?
ye but the crowbar is a better tool tho
Most asexual people I've met have been ugos. Seems like a cope term to me,
isn't paracetamol the pain killer thats actually really easy to overdose on? or is that ibuprofen
hate it when I'm trying to have a wank and my cat is watching
over 4g a day is considered to be toxic
you asked for a weapon tho, not a tool
I've seen things you zoomers wouldn't believe.
Celtic getting to the UEFA Cup final.
Labour politicians trying to justify constructing a massive silver tent for tourists in London.
All these moments will be lost in time *sips* like tears in the rain..
time to die.
I think are genuine cases of it and then there is the cope side of it, probably used by incels.
The contest is rated on use as a tool AND a weapon
Hammer is the best tool and weapon.
I'll agree with that. I've yet to meet a genuine case but I accept it's possible with all the weird mental disorders and sexual preferences out there.
dazza u ledgeind
It has poor striking distance and limited functionality. You could still hammer items with an axe even though it would be sub par. However you can't cut with a hammer.
I thought I was one because I have no drive to try and get a gf or whatever but i realised I still want a gf so that rules it out. I am just an ugly mong.
Just get hammer with a longer handle then.
asexuality is confusing because apparently some of them do still have sex, they just don't feel sexual desire. why do they do it? I have no idea
Mum unironically tried killing herself. She is on the way to the hospital.
sometimes my cat wants to hop on my lap
why do they do it?
like anything else its just the way they are wired up.
very confusing to me. they say they're not interested in shagging and yet loads of them shag
the sex is probably more to please a partner rather than them wanting it? idk
SAD is REAL you mean fuckers
Any lads want to sell me their old socks?
tfw no daughter to raise as a weeaboo and play Pokemon with
It's virgin or closet homosexual cope.
Some people convince themselves they don't like sex but it's such a mental barrier that they are unlikely to get over it.
The ability to differentiate between men and women is a sexual one. There's no such thing as an asexual, as they would necessarily lack this ability.
I've noticed a lot of teenage boys in my town have a kind of bowl haircut now
I wont ever get sex.
You can. The option is there.
How the fuck am i meant to react to my mum trying to kill herself? i feel weird and awkward
A prozzie isn't really an option, more like a last resort and thats not what I want
You ignore it because she's an attention seeker.
Don't play into her games.
buy her some lindor
rickets girl coming over to my place again tonight
I'm going to have sex with her
only care about upping my number, really don't care if she stays in touch or even enjoys it
upping my number
BING BING WAHOO
I realised I actually am a good person because i felt bad about killing some people 6 times on gta v lads
Your mistake is respecting women. It took me getting my heart broken three times before I realised that deep down they're all whores.
I wanted to be proved wrong for so long, I realise that isn't possible now. They all give it up after about a month. Disgusting.
based mindset, don't respect people who don't respect themselves
Couldn't give a toss girls still want sex with you.
soup for dinner again
These aren't girls these are 24+ year old women past their best thinking I'm going to be some beta provider.
Hows your relationship with her normally lad?
Based blade runner boomer
had soup for lunch, yummy
chicken and sweetcorn
They still consider you attractive so jog on.
time for some more ets2 lads
Hows your relationship with her normally lad?
pretty bad. I sit in my room all day, barely talk to my family.
22nd March 2019
still no bf
No Man's Sky's the limit.
Me too user
TFW no patrician stem chaser chad bf
What was her actual method lad? Not being morbid but most attempts of suicide arent the person being dead set on death, but a cry for help. Hopefully she will be fastracked into mental health services that can help her. At the end of the day, you are the son and she is the parent so you should only expect to support her so much.
It is hard to know how to react in these situations: suicide is a pretty selfish act, even more so if you have kids, but I dont think reacting with anger straight away is going to be helpful, however when the dust has settled, you should be able to express to her the impact that her suicide attempt has had on you and your life.
What about the rest of your family? Its probably best if you can come together as a united front and offer each other a bit of support and a support group in terms of having people to talk to. Failing that, get in touch with some mental health services in your area, not suggesting you present as a patient but there are people there that will be trained to offer a bit of counselling for these things. Its important that you dont let these feelings fester at you though lad, dont push your emotions to the side and deal with them sooner rather than later.
Good luck lad, sorry to hear about such a crappy situation. Hope mummy makes a speedy recovery.
originally falling for the tranny meme
Don't really know, lads. Just don't know. I'm telling you, I don't know. I simply don't know. Simple as.
chad doesn't fuck trannies because he can get real pussy
lads reading about how Garl V personally slew over 10000 mohammedans at the battle of the broken lance
what does your belly button smell of? mine is like strong cheese
I'm not a tranny, lad.
simple is as a simple does lad
Anyone else's cock always look horrid and smelly despite washing it daily?
Why is this britfeel so fagging gay
My stepdad rescued this very nice tree from a clients garden, too bad it's going to another clients garden
I can't remember what it's called
What was her actual method lad?
What about the rest of your family?
Lots of arguing between her and my dad this morning.
I probably will sit in my room like usual and try to pretend it didn't happen. The relationship with my family is too bad and i feel nothing but awkwardness if i try talking about personal stuff.
friends invite themselves over every weekend
too much of a beta to say no and too bad at lying to make an excuse
they make a tonne of noise and mess
won't quiet down even when I tell them to
they stay till really late
they are really annoying in general and argumentative, always bickering all the time over dumb shit I don't care about like politics and religion
always the butt of their jokes, every time they come over they criticise me or the "state" of my house
because they don't work/only have part time jobs they don't understand what it's like for me to work 40+ hours weeks and then have to deal with them on the weekend
never want to eat any decent food, all they want to do is order pizza
i'm the only fucker who drives so of course I'm always the one who picks them up and drops them off and shit
because of that I can't even have a drink when I'm with them because I have to drive because the lazy fuckers refuse to walk home
Any advice of how to deal with shitty friends like this? Getting pretty sick of their shit. I have little free time in my life as is, I don't want to spend it with them anymore (especially as I also have to balance my time with family and my
I think webcams are designed in such a way that it's LED is attached to the same power rail as the image sensor, meaning that it can't possibly be recording anything when the LED is off (assuming it isn't broken). This is only a guess though.
Yes, I can have a shower, scrub it clean. Put new pants on and then 30 minutes later smell ballsweat
ghost them and lock the doors.
ah sorry guys my car is in the garage
Be more assertive. Just tell them NO.
let people treat you like a doormat
people proceed to treat you like a doormat
you're letting them lad, if you want it to stop then stop it, you're complaining about them doing something that you're letting them do
got another key if anyone wants it.
Divide by sheep PHKGH-TAYM9-TALMT
apparantly it's a maths game
I pretty much spend my entire work day reading about random Historical things rather than working. I've learned so much about Tengrism in the past few weeks. I also read up a lot on Ancient Egypt, the Anglo-Saxons and Charlemagne.
my boss if you are reading this I'm really really sorry please don't fire me
not true for most actually macbooks still have a CVE that allows you to bypass the notification LED from around 2017 I think and works on newer models, a better rule is cover it or unplug it when not in use, same with mics
apparantly it's a maths game
fuck off, mr anderson. you're not my maths teacher anymore, you can't make me play shitty flash math games now
Idk if I want to ghost them yet though. I want to like them but I can't. I would ideally still like to be friends with them and see them every once in a while, I just never wanted them coming over every other day to be a regular thing but they've memed it into being one
Christ I'm not made of money
I know but I've been a doormat my whole life. I hate it but I don't know how to change
I hate it but I don't know how to change
say no, start with something small then build your way up, can you honestly not comprehend how you could jus tsay no
Just ghost them, you will find out quickly whether they actually like you at all or not that way.
Me? I'd like to be friends with Alita from Alita: Battle Angel and face fuck her big eyes til they explode with my cum miles.
Why is it so boring here today?
I think Windows needs a better driver permission system generally.
tell me the rumours about the teachers from your school lads;
scar on german teachers neck was from when her boyfriend tried to kill
morbidly obese deputy head seen coming out of sex shop with chocolate body spread
the only OS I've seen get security right is qubes, for most others it just doesn't seem to be a concern
I do that too. one time spent a day just copying the futhark runes, another day I wrote out all the roman numerals up to 1000, another time I made up my own alphabet and then used it to write a story about jesus
French teacher was rumoured to be a nonce
teacher who liked to think he was John wayne
P.E teacher was a lesbian
old scary teacher was a nonce
(the nonce teacher actually was a nonce, he made one of the female students pregnant. I can't remember what he taught)
P.E teacher was a pedo and would go in the showers with boys
Main building was named after him and was longest teacher there
Few years after I leave school he is sent down for 12 years for abusing 2 kids at the school in 80s and 90s
If the girl lies to you about being on the pill do you still need to pay child support??
So you couldn't date her cause she's a tickler?
She's a tickler!
And you're a stickler for a tickler?
A stickler for a tickler!
It's not a rumour but a P.E teacher from my school got in the papers for shagging a sixth former. At my previous school a 16 year old girl shagged one of the school bus drivers.
tfw cucked by teachers and bus drivers as a teen
Yes because she's a poor woman that needs help.
Funny post from /int/
I sometimes wonder if the postie knows he delivers my drugs
mini chad was fucking all the girls and female teachers I had a crush on
old chad teachers were noncing the girls I fancy as well
I was left with wanking myself to sleep at night
someone found a dildo in the milfy english teacher's desk
Quite enjoyed that lad cheers
I'm not laughing, lad. I am not laughing at all
Time to change my number.
One of my sixth form teachers' female students told him he liked him, then when he told her he liked her back she accused him of being a nonce
doubt hed really give a shit even if he did
That advert is so fucking stupid
Yes because you must respect whamen no matter how much they fuck you over
American pie films were pretty good when I was 13
Really wish my cute female doctor would nonce me.
Imagine willingly joining the armed forces.
I used to use them as wank material tbqh. I should rewatch them sometime for nostalgia
The postie delivered someone else's register to vote letter to me the other day. Dunno how you can manage to fuck that up. Also pretty bad if there was a general coming up and she wanted to register to vote
so I made the decision for her and binned it
I had 1 - 3 on DVD about 15 years ago and regularly watched and wanked to the sexy scenes
Specifically the nadia top less on 1 and the strippers in 3
he doesn't want to learn how to repair a type 45 radar
I'm not in the armed forces so I don't know how to, I'd rather know how to fix my car.
The only reason I'd join the army is to sexually abuse a female colleague
heh, repairing a car is mere childs play for a mechanic of her most britannic majesty's royal navy
Brexit delayed 2 weeks
Ah, it begins.
ever thinking it was going to be delivered
The armed forces is just school for adults tbqh.
Girls in the armed forces are absolute sluts. They're shagging everyone in the section. Absolute filth.
Tfw you will never be 14 again, watch the american pie around at your friends and talk about shagging girls
Women should never have been allowed to join the armed forces.
Thanks! I'll give it a go. Surprised it wasn't taken within 30 minutes
now all my friends talk about their experiences
I don't say anything at all
I literally never did this when i was younger
*jumps up and delivers a high pressure fart cloud directly into your nostrils*
fell for the gender equality in the army meme
now the army is just a massive desert fuckfest
Phwoar!!! love a bit of that i do
there is literally nothing wrong with the lads getting a blowie whilst the boil in the bag sausages and beans is heating up
me neither, think he's a normie
someone on the most normie thread on r9k is a normie? shocker
no worries. hope you enjoy it
Morning/afternoon lids. Not much going on today, just need to pop round the shops later to get some milk. Other than that, just gonna chill out and order myself a pizza later.
What did you lads do when you were younger then? Surely you talked about shagging
got a packet of them kallo chocolate rice thins
make a nice pudding at lunch time. I always need sommat sweet to finish a meal off.
lads, how do i get involved with my local illegal street racing scene?
Adam Johnson is a free man today. Based.
I wanked a lot. Still do now too. I reckon I've spent 20% of my life wanking.
Any beer lads in?
come down to the police station at 20:00
Yh me mate. What ya 'avin? Rounds on me.
Nice copypasta there m8
kronenberg please pal
police dont seem to give a fuck about them, i hear them speeding down the main road that the station is literally on, every night
First step: learn to drive
Nah mate you can have carlsberg or fosters. Their 3 quid a pint until 6 on weekdays
I really want a pizza, I need to start dieting though. I ate a packet of oreos for breakfast this morning and I look like the basedboi meme at the moment
post good sad music pls
anyone else having 0 images load on Jow Forums right now?
I remember one time me and my friends were talking about shagging but we were much older, like 18ish, and my friend's sister was stood by the door and she came in and said "you're all obviously virgins by the way" and then walked out
just looked in the mirror and spoke to myself to see what it looked like and realised how truly ugly my two front teeth look, I can't even find any images on google that look remotely similar but they basically jut out at a ridiculous angle, making me look like a fucking retard.
Worst part is that everything else about my face is perfectly fine, so it adds emphasis to these subhuman disgusting pieces of shit in the middle of my face.
Just shagged my nan up the arse and she said "jesus, that is the biggest willy in britfeel".
Nice to know i have the biggest willy in britfeel but who else has been going at my nan?
sorry lad just wanted to clear out the pipes before weekend hope you understand
tfw no Gil Chesterson spin-off
Good shout lad I'll take one as well
no worries, just remember to pay the fair next time. Also, don't mind if she starts calling you ronald, she has alzheimers and sometimes reckons her dead husband is shagging her.
Right, i'm off to the shops lads. Let me know if you want me to pick you anything up
Let me know if you want me to pick you anything up
grab us a yorkie and maybe some crisps thoose bbq ones
Get me a 1.5L bottle of Pepsi Max, Cheese & Onion Pringles and a three pack of Fry's Turkish Delight please
4 pack of Bounties my good lad.
An erection is a physiological phenomenon in which the penis becomes firm, engorged, and enlarged.
tfw no Roz gf
She was a goer but I did like her sass
I keep getting bounced, think I have the domain wrong.
give me a clue pl0x
Have you ever seen Amazon do this? I bought a new pot for Brian the Rescue Cactus but the matching tray was an add on item and I wasn't spending over 20 quid so I had to look around for a different one, I hate having to browse and got one that's way too big. Started a return and this is what I was told in the pic.
Watching Welcome to the NHK, where is my magical 17 year old who will save me from my reclusive ways? Telling you right now boys. It's not fair
You've given a false reason for the refund. The dimensions are stated in the title.
This is fraud.
This is why I hated NHK and don't undertand why people suggest it as a great anime for NEETs.
I hope you've learned the consequences of losing your temper with inanimate objects. Life lesson, lad.
sick game desu
Tough titty, fuck you and fuck off.
Moni and Shippy have been trialling their new gimmick in the discord and I have to say - it's their best ever work
It hits too close to home at times, but I shouldn't shy away from that I feel. Maybe if something like that is applicable to us, it should be a wake up call?
Dog walkers usually hang the shit bags on trees like they'll magically disappear so this is quite a good idea, providing it doesn't blow over.
He Man has more power than Jesus
I've had that experience, where you discover a flaw which to you is then obvious, and makes you think it must stand out to everyone else too Just ignore it as much as possible lad, avoid looking at yourself as much as possible. Denial is healthy in this instance, because we will never accept our flaws
lads should i order a curry for dinner or eat a whole french baguette with a tub of chocolate spread
All of this calling them a HERO at any given time has gone straight to their heads. There is nothing heroic about killing people because the government told you to.
It'll never happen. You're just leading yourself on.
Depends, get the curry if you love the taste of sperm in your food. Seems odd but many who frequent /britfeel/ apparently can't get enough of it.
A is a date. Research where the buildings are in pic A. It's the date I went there
B the clue is in the file name whoarewe. No spaces
C is weatherfu
File order for carriers is the order they were posted
My email is in the pgp key
Amazon are good with refunds, I guess they just make so much profit that 4.99 is an acceptable loss. You'll be spending the 4.99 on another item anyway
Crowbar has more application as a tool, I'd go for that but if it was the zombie apocalypse I'd use both.
So you're saying I should give up and just be a human wreck my entire life? Thanks user!
i only eat my own sperm so chocolate spread it is then
Mine insists on watching me on the toilet and if I shut the door she'll scratch it til I let her in.
Cats just like to supervise whatever you're doing.
Yo, the images themselves load if you click on the filename and just open in a new tab, don't show up in the catalog/index/threads. 4channel seems unaffected.
reply to a 5 hour old post
Is this a larp or are you being serious? If you are I'm sorry, my mum did the same. Support her, she needs it.
Have a good Friday lads
Only gone and spent 20 quid on trading cards.
what is the game lad?
using functions provided by the website
It is lad but I didn't have it this winter. I got rid of the year round depression and the SAD went too.
roz ---------------> daphne
what game lad
Sure, how much are you offering?
what is the game lad?
Tired of no-one engaging with his dire chat about S-kiro, he finally replies to himself.
There's a small gap at the bottom of my bathroom door, and sometimes my cat will put her paw through the gap in the door
Have you asked her why she's deformed yet?
need new thread but im too lazy to make
why make 1 99 posts early though?
need new thread
You're 100 early you melt
I've got a couple of those, it's an Acer.
One in good soil thrived
Other one 15' away stayed smol
Very stony ground
Whenever I was in a bad mood I'd dig and seive
Found a massive slab of rock about 2' down that stopped anything above it thriving
Landlord kindly bashed it up with a pickaxe
I filled some potholes with the rubble
Acer now looking happier
It's between her and your dad by the sounds of it. Cry for help maybe.
sorry lads im stoned and sleepy i thought we were near 500
Had a brother in law who would do this, he'd arrive unannounced and stay for weeks on end when he was on leave.
Didn't understand I was busy. Had to really kick off before he stopped, people are takers and will walk all over you, but only if you let them.
Doesn't everybody put a piece of electrical tape over their cam?
I'm using Qubes presently, the security is tight.
Mine does, he buys them off me
OK lads got 2 guinness and 12 kronenburg
Absolute alcho I am haha
I'm saying you should watch anime and expect those htings to happen to you.
This pic is what DPD sent me on their app as proof of delivery. The driver took a picture of next door's cat, he's easily recognisable because he's earless. Hope they buy the driver a better phone soon.
i-is it a hard g-game lad?
Hate to say it but FB. Join car enthusiasts groups. Or, if your car is unusual like a Daimler for instance, join a forum and other owners will post about underground meets.
The back of Digbeth by the market on Saturdays is one.
I love the isolation aspect of it especially in regards to hardware
It is not because the dimension refers to the top of the saucer, the base diameter was not provided.
I told them it is incompatible and not useful for it's intended purpose which is true.
They have told me to keep it rather than send it back.
How do you assume this is fraud?
doesn't sit here all day reading every post as it comes in
has other things in life that needs doing
needs to catch up with people and skims thread
Fuck you and fuck off, if people want to blog who cares, it's more interesting than your whining
the simple truth is that I get worse colds than anyone else because of my alpha male immune system responding with gallons of mucus
Because it works for its intended purpose. You just don't want it and didn't consider its dimensions when purchasing.
It's hiro being a faggot again, disable your adblocker and images show. So just disable it and then block the ad elements.
Kek, mine did that at a different house. It was quite alarming as she'd have her claws out to grab *anything* so it became a toilet game of tickling her paw with a chop stick so she'd bat it blind.
I didn't talk about shagging, normie.
a bit against the tougher enemies, but pretty easy most of the time desu lad
can actually avoid almost all enemies if you really want to, but dunno why you would cause combat is really fun in this game
It's quite a steep learning curve but the documentation is good.
People really should wise up about security.
not even security just about leaking data IMO
Did you even read my first post? I spent ages browsing for the right size and considering the dimensions, it's not a case of don't want it. It's too big.
Why are you getting your knickers in a twist or are you being a contrary cunt?
Most people don't have anything to hide, you paedophile.
Just own it mate. You defrauded someone, the least you can do is be honest about it.
You're like people that find a fiver on the floor and keep it and won't acknowledge that it's theft.
That the Ninja Souls game youre on about lad?
is anyone else unable to look at a pregnant woman without thinking about the fact someone cummed in her fanny
Think thats just you mate
police let you keep money found on the floor if it's not claimed in 14 days.
source: personal experience finding 80 on the street.
50 quid a foot m8
Bless you for handing it in lad, Id have pocketed it quick time
blog on m8 automatically skip any posts over one sentence
Any beer man in tonight? Feeling FROSTY
Sore head from walking against the wind wahey
Yeah if it's not claimed. Would you hand a fiver in? Didn't think so.
Wine man here, ready to get wankered later
Protip: Ask at the customer service desk in supermarkets to see if anyone has handed in that 10 pound note you dropped the other day.
T. a conspiracy retard
Hes watched a few Netflix documentaries and thinks hes come to some interesting conclusions
is pakiboo the eldest ""son""q
Dont think so, theres a brother who frequently threatens him when Poley tries to act out.
tall american big teeth qt on the chase lads
She just got BLACKED lad
Who here believes they are a degenerate?
if given the chance I always am tbqh.
Think this Brexit nonsense will go on for another decade.
Dont worry lads, I will negotiate Brexit, your pal user will sort it all out
I hope so. I can't get enough of it.
Real talk, I'm seeing a lot of "revoke article 50" nonsense on my facebook feed, all shared by previous remain voters. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't feel like public opinion has shifted that much, I reckon it'd be 52-48 towards remain now. Not enough to be substantial
Brexit? I hardly knew her...
But lad by that same line of thinking you could argue that the majority Leave won wasnt enough to justify Brexit
have a bunch of dalek toys
Isn't it funny how fiat 500 girls deal with the information that Corbyn has for a long been a eurosceptic. They literally cannot compute any nuance or complexity when it comes to politics
fuck this country and 90 percent of the people in it tbqh
you lads are sound though
That's a good point, however is the shift more so because of our politicians inability to sort themselves out and enact the peoples will, rather than changing views on the European Union?
Absolutely pathetic in the chase 2nyt lods
God imagine if Poley was your brother, Id have done the honour killing myself by now
he said nothing that was relevant to. He just said that the change since then has probably been unsubstantial
Dr who is pure shite lad only thing it's good 4 is waifus
Superior science fiction includes farscape, tng, andromeda and Battlestar Galactica
weird, channel 5 lauched in 1997 but i don't remember it launching or before it launched
My neighbour's work webcam was hacked, someone was shouting at all the people in her office. I thought it was hilarious desu, they improved their security after that. I can't really say hacked because the company hadn't even put a password on it, someone just found it on Shodan and wandered in.
Have you ever played with the TPM, lad?
w-what? do you need help with luv?
Weirdly I do remember it launching. Spice Girls were a part of the launch night and also they had a logo with like a rainbow behind a number 5 in a circle.
I didn't know I'd retained that info until your post.
Ar, I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the Government is cocking it all up. I dont think Leavers attitudes to the EU are changing. But I think a lot of them were told by campaigners like Davis, Boris, and Mogg that Brexit would be easy to implement, and now were seeing that it isnt the case.
If moni was my sister I'd have fucked her by now
U remember family affairs lod
Not a fan of 90's goofy scifi?
Do you have a bathroom door? Curtains? It's not about hiding anything, it's called privacy which most people seem happy to give up in this day and age.
I am lad just forgot it big lad
Love any goofy scifi and horror me
Don't talk utter bollocks, you're just baiting now. Fuck off.
True they are fumbling about, I don't think people take into account how hard the EU is making it to leave though, which is their prerogative but I think it's an overlooked factor
No lad, I'm talking about an operating system called Qubes
Did you figure it out? I thought you were elite
replying DIRECTLY to a post to call it bait
You lads know any songs you would want for your funeral?
not in a bad place or anything, just something I thought about today
How long do you want me to wear them for? Any preference on colour, style?
Stirling, Stirling and Falkirk, Scotland
22 March 2019
Well no one asked you and he thinks its a good point so off ye fuck
Why are you complaining if you're skipping the thread anyway?
I prefer to be a reprobate than a degenerate desu
been months now and still no one has explained this gimmick to me
shouldn't have to pay this much for missing out on one bloody thread
Replied to the wrong post like a bloody muppet didnt I?
I think it's Shippy telling us where he is and the date.
I guess I'm both at times
but if other people wouldnt respect the behaviour, doesnt that make it degenerate? Cause I think thats what it is for me
The word you're looking for is "comprehend" rather than "compute"
I like posting photos of the beer and alcohol I'm drinking because I'm cool.
Yea, in fairness I'm no genius either
they just piss me right off with their sheer stubbornness
Just up illads
Based, Karen Gillan shits on sofi
if people want to blog who cares, it's more interesting than your whining
Dunno about that. Take Poley or Cola as examples. It needs calling out.
Been doing stuff, I can't be here full time in the middle of lambing.
Yeah people are too keen to side with the EU, I agree. Its in their interest to get a deal with us, just not a particularly good one. They dont want it to look as though leaving will be massively beneficial. That being said Theresa Mays government lost a lot of time bickering amongst themselves and for all her talk she isnt strong or charismatic. Still cant believe one of her lads voted against a deal he himself helped to negotiate
apollo house, croydon, is actually real
Just finished throwing out some old letters from my bedroom cabinet. Crazy how there were still letters from 2013 in there. Now gonna go to the shop to get some milk before it closes.
Cola needs to sit on my cock wahey
It's just shippy saying where he's delivered a car to or something
This, although it's where I'm going for work that day.
Absolute state of this premier Inn beefeater menu. Why can't they have normal items, why does everything have to be elaborate and be packed with bacon and spices. Ended up settling for BBQ chicken wings and a 'sweet potato and feta lasagne'
he wouldn't feel a thing because his arse is blown out.
marie kondo up in this bitch.
blogs and trannies for some, comfy posts and British feels for others
Kudos to you long term neets for carrying on tbqh. I'm too fragile, I think I would top myself for sure.
I wanna hold Marie Kondo up and fuck her but she's taller than me, lmao.
Fair enough lad, it's easy to do. I hope you enjoy Dark Souls
I'm enjoying it too. They were sold out at Game though so i had to work out how to use Argos to get a copy.
Hearing rumours that Cola is a bugchaser
she has a husband. i bet she's a very boring fuck.
will I ever get to suck on some tits
I bet she has a very tidy pussy, lad. Lots of places to stick my small cock.
poz my neg hole bucko
waiting for packages
Worst part of life if I'm honest with you
Tim has a big belly
lads the bank wants their money back in 3 weeks dunno if i can do it. i dont see any way out lads. i think i might off myself.
I believe degeneracy has a sexual undertone like wanking in public and spunking on a bus seat or trying to get upskirt shots.
Reprobate behaviour is more not giving a fuck and doing whatever they please without the sexual element, like throwing snowballs at cars and walking along people's walls instead of the pavement. Not necessarily causing harm but being annoying.
Cola has not had sex that much
Have you tried going to Specsavers, lad?
The Ladyboys of Bangkok are back in town
Maybe so but I don't understand why you've brought 500s into it when you could have said Mini or Citreon Cactus.
Seems a somewhat targeted thing to say.
Thats what he would have you believe lad.
I believe everyone has the right to make their own exit on their own terms lad, but is the debt so bad its Game Over?
That's easy, my eyes auto-glaze and I carry on scrolling.
threaten them with suicide not us.
Go into the bank and have a mental breakdown, tell them your death should be on their conscience. Put a gypsy curse on em.
Seen a few schoolgirls earlier and had unclean thoughts, lads.
She has told me she's only had sex three times
And you believe that? I don't.
im gna end up homeless. might aswell end it on my own terms. wd rather die in my own bed than on the streets lads.
What beer should I have for my post work pint?
Bit of Peroni is always nice
Bunch of lazy fucks, here you go cunts
Yeah which I shut because I don't want people seeing me naked.
The toilet door also keeps the smell out.
the process for reporting lost money takes only a few minutes. I'd probably do it.
hut hut hut hut hut