H-hey user, i really enjoyed working with you on that group assignment in our last lecture together

>h-hey user, i really enjoyed working with you on that group assignment in our last lecture together
>i know you don't talk much but i think you're pretty cool
>would you like to go out on a d-date sometime? you can pick where if you like

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Is that a fairytale girl?
The gril never tells "you're cool" or something like that.

>so that's a no user? that's ok, i know you're a busy guy

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>*sucks your cock*

>*plays with your meatus with the tip of her tongue*

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JODELLE IS NOT FOR LEWDSNESS, user!

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Whatever... *flips hair arrogantly*

>Nose ring
No thanks, hooker

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we've never met and i haven't done a group assignment in a decade but i'm really lonely so let's go for it

Thingsthatneverhappen.html

>implying that out of the billions of women alive right now that at least one wouldn't be attracted to you

Please post the code of the html file. I want to see how the page would look like.

I know this is true. No one is attracted to a guy who sits in front of his computer for 14 hours a day

>doesn't do anything besides computer and sleep

>implying any girl would ever be interested in me
You insult me user. I wouldn't be alone if that were the case.

yeah you're probably right. too bad the chances of me and that woman meeting are fucking miniscule

>>h-hey user, i really enjoyed working with you on that group assignment in our last lecture together
>>i know you don't talk much but when you do you are sooooo funny and some of the faces you make just kill me
>>would you like to go to dinner and meet my parents? See, its been a while since I dated a white guy and I need my parents to think we're a couple.

Why don't you just goo fuck yourself instead

>>h-hey user, i really enjoyed working with you on that group assignment in our last lecture together
>>i know you don't talk much but i think you're pretty cool
>>would you like to go out on a d-date sometime? you can pick where if you like
jew

Even if you don't take anyone's advice to get off your computer and go out and do things where you might meet and get to know people...
I've fucked two girls I've met via Jow Forums.
One from /b/, who I dated from 2012-2016.
One from /soc/, who I'm still seeing.

Is that the girl that played in Dark Matter? I miss that series

imagine dating a /soc/ whore. I hope everyone on that board gets burned alive

What's the point of these threads, are you trying to make me feel a feel

If I were still capable of feeling I'd have killed myself awhile ago

>i have a bigger dick than you fuck off vile wench

Lol fuck you, roastie.

This is actually so eerie, my oneitis upload a picture like this a couple of hours ago and the last time I spoke to her was after a group assignment a couple of years ago.

There might be, but she's probably severely mentally ill.

We need more threads like this. It might be unrealistic but it's a nice fantasy.