Fellow neets, social misfits, miserable buddies

fellow neets, social misfits, miserable buddies.
BUY BITCOIN.
it's as low as it's going to get. this is actual money, not the green bills that are worthless since the government keeps on printing them and accruing debt.
you won't get filthy rich but in two years you'll be able to buy a vacation to thailand and fuck whores.

don't mindlessly listen to Jow Forums when you're new.

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tell us more, faggot
everyone on this board is inept and wouldn't know how to buy bitcoin without being given explicit instructions

BUY MY BAGS PLEASE

are you a stinky linky? LOL

for US citizens search "buying bitcoin tutorial" and then buy on coinbase or someplace else.

for other nationalities search "buy bitcoin" in your language.

Anons, don't listen to this fucking shill, bitcoin is a speculative bubble and it could collapse at any moment.

But it could also moon at any moment. You never know which way it'll go.

As such it's not a good investment.

Go plough your own booty

it is when you look at the foundations.
it is being adopted and used. it's deflationary. it probably reached its bottom price.
this is money that can't be manipulated or stolen by your government through your bank account. it wont be used to print more debt.
do some research.

Quieeents

I suppose I could sell some stock and buy a bitcoin.
But why would I do that when stock performs way better?

those quints deserve more recognition

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greetings fellow bonbibro

are you saying this is now a bonbi thread?

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she's originally adorable

this is all for you, quints-kun

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why she gotta be so cute

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she can even do billie eilish

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fuck, i want to adopt her so bad

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and protect her from all the evils of this world

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she makes my day flourish

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I'm all in on Chainlink. Fuck boomercoin.

I have been holding since 2011 and did not sell during December top due to being scared of being goxed for 2nd time

My life has been psychical terror since Nov 2018

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sshhh it will go up again.

scam. enjoy losing your money.

waifufags took over.
because bitcoin did 400% since jan 17. give me a stock that gave you those gains.
it's a choppy road but more rewarding than traditional markets.

>give me a stock that gave you those gains.
bitcoin charts look like they're on a downward trend
so pretty much everything?

reread what i said, retard.

Show me the data that you're looking at or fuck off.

Like, I understand "buy low sell high" but my stocks definitely did way better last year

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If someone can give me a retard's guide on how to buy and sell (as in come back to real money, in my bank account) I'm in.

U can use cash app to buy and sell bitcoin retards

Here's the thing, there's no way to do it. Unless you're willing to do illegal shit like make fake businesses in random countries and god knows what there's absolutely no way to draw a significant amount of money out of the system. So of course no one who doesn't have a million doesn't really do it, it's basically a ponzi scheme for rich "shady businessmen" i.e. CIA/gangsters because they're the only ones who have the life situation that allows taking shit out without consequences. All the nerds who bought into it just watch random bars rise and fall on websites without ever having any real money that they can spend on anything except on illegal drug sites.

What stocks are you in user?

Some are managed in a retirement fund, and some are part of an employee purchase program.
Invest in 3M

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No it's not.
99% of people who buy bitcoin do so purely for future capital gains. It has not achieved any sort of serious adoption.
This is the textbook definition of a speculative bubble.
We've been in a deflationary environment for many years now. The inflationary pressures are just not there and they probably won't be until we have a major debt crisis which won't happen until they stop kicking the can down the road which they can keep doing for some time.
Cash is not perfect but it's way safer than Bitcoin. Alternatively, real estate, if and only if you can buy it cheap, or wait until the market crashes. Everything else is overpriced, Bitcoin especially.
If you just want to protect yourself from inflation, buy tips bonds, at least you're not gambling then.

>because bitcoin did 400% since jan 17. give me a stock that gave you those gains.
Wow, look how much this thing has gone up user! Better buy it!
This is why most people lose money investing.

>cant google

if i hadn't believed in the fundamentals i wouldn't be here trying to shill neets their chance to make some money.
>ponzy
how much can people here invest? 50,000$?
the daily trading volume of bitcoin is in the billions. i could manage to dump on others.

it really is the future of currency user. if bitcoin goes another coin will rise.

yo ive been out of the game since the 2017 null run
is crypto just a dead meme now is is it still a viable investment for at least day trading aka low risk gambling

here's a loli for you fucking degenerates to actually read this post

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Don't buy Bitcoin, OP is a shill who will profit off your buying and bitcoin's next collapse.

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I am in Thailand right now and all bitches are ugly af
don't go here for fucks anons, these are ugliest asians after China lmao

>BUY BITCOIN.
bro, this ain't Jow Forums

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