Fembot Feels Thread

I cannot believe the conglomeration of faggots on this board

I'd love to own a diner frequented by qt boys

You're just mad that I got there first.

So this is what women truly want.

You probably haven't showered in a while

I lost my virginity last night. It was awful.

>You guys want to go to the Frog and Feels tonight?
>Let's go later. I'm kind of hungry and all they have at the tavern are tendies and (ugh) Mountain Dew sauce
>Well I heard this diner just opened up across the street. It's called The Roast and apparently they have a decent menu.

Because you are still emotionally a child

If you're female it's probably the person you were with didn't have experience it was just a retard about it

My first time with my fembot gf was pure and cute, she bled but that's normal

>get a tinder date
>excited
>tfw he shows up and hes 5'8
why do i always match with losers

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Based. 5"11 Chad here.

nah you're a manlet as well

Fuck you im above Manlet height, ill fuck you up binch

>mom making fun of me for my taste in men
Mummy no

At least you're not a virgin anymore

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Greentext? Was he your bf or just some random guy?
I really want my first time to be special but people say it's always horrible.

6'2 or it's over for you buddy.
Be my virgin fembot gf.

Sometimes I walk on the streets and imagine certain youngish overweight women I see walking as a fembots and making threads like this. It makes me realize that yea... I actually do have high standards for women. Thanks Jow Forums for teaching me this!

It reminds me in the mid to late 2000s playing WoW some guy had a really fat GF who got pregnant and gave birth. He didn't want the baby but she was basically rich enough on her own to take care of her, him AND the baby no problem. It was weird. He admitted that he was in a bad place, but she treats him so well that he didn't even care and loves them both... he did say it was difficult to summon true passion during sex though.

I feel bad for couples where it's obvious that they can't compare even close to the porn they want to look at. Imagine settling in with your assumed life partner and realizing romantic passion will never be a part of your life ever again?

It depends if youre male or female but usually if its awful is because one of you have no idea about sex or at least the basics and mess it up, otherwise is cute and not awful, like i said on my other post lol

bro im 5'11.1 fight me

>tfw no serial killer bf to behead me and make out with my head

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damn you sound pretty kinky, I bet youre into really degenerate stuff

nigger please
dont be a raging faggot

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Go back to lolcow if you want a safe space, tranny

>>I want to make qt bf a steak
Womern got no place cooking a steak, grilling is a mans job

You could alwaus learn to be happy with whats on your plate rather than coveting what your neighbor has.

Even if you bag a qt, youth and beauty are impermanent.

Your the only one who can make you happy.

>not taking care of myself
>haven't gotten out of bed for more than a few minutes today
Don't know how I'm going to be a grown up
I'm just very sad.
Wish I wasn't so retarded so I could get friends and a bf .
don't feel human enough

>Sometimes I walk on the streets and imagine certain youngish overweight women I see walking as a fembots and making threads like this.

I do this with men, the ones who look sad or lonely.

>work full time at job i don't really like but am good at
>got meme degree in art and still want to be an artist
>everytime i have a day off i waste it playing video games and sitting around
>haven't made anything in months
guess i'll be a retail slave forever

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Hi sumi

Just get hobbies or interesting goals so at least you can work for it and have a reason to move forward, in my case I wanna work to save up some money to go to Japan like with my back pack, one of my dreams/goals

right now my only hobby is fighting games, feels like its ruining my brain

implying females can ever be robots

Jesus just get some real hobbies my dude, videogames are okay but you have plenty of stuff to do that will make you feel happier and get some goals like I said

It might be ruining your brain. It sucks because fighting games are almost exclusively male in terms of the community. It's really hard to find a GF as a non-Chad when all of your hobbies mean you meet virtually zero women.

I do this too. You can almost smell the Jow Forums/discord on some dudes.

i play third strike so it's even worse, everyone i know who plays is a 40 year old alcoholic

I think I am in love with a man I met online a few days ago. We haven't even seen each other's faces. How do I get rid of this feeling?

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probably seeing his face will help

Just ghost them, basically use this trick, stop responding less and less everytime and once you see the conversation is kind of one word only, leave them be the last message, then just stop responding ignoring their messages

Isn't it a bit too soon to ask for a picture?

Thanks for the answer, but I don't want to stop talking to him, he is a wonderful friend. I just want to get rid of feelings that won't get anywhere.

Then just friendzone him or get someone else to talk to in a romantic way

Inb4 me

I'm not the user you were talking to but recognize that you seem kinda desperate and it's normal for people in your situation to fill in the blank for any mysterious question about that person with the best possible answer. You're making a lot of assumptions about him right now. I understand calming down and taking a step back is probably near impossible. But try to manage your expectations

This is bad bait, if you can't get a 'qt bf' it's either your own fault or because you are beyond ugly.

Nice looking femanons can get a bf whenever they want to because the ratio of men to women looking for partners is completely fucked, it's almost impossible for 8/10 guys to get a gf, but it's easy pickings for women (yes even the ugly ones). Unless you are extremely ugly like a 2/10 then you have no excuses.

Also a side note, who else hates seeing 9/10 girls picking 4/10 basedboy manlets for some reason. They have so many options, they don't even pick chads anymore, why do they have such poor taste. Is it because they know they can cuck the manlets and that's why they choose them instead? Discuss.

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I'm ugly, user.

Yes, you are exactly right. It's just that no one is ever nice to me, so now that he showed up I'm freaking out. Maybe the feeling will go away in a week or so. Thank you.

Well I'm ugly too, it could work out, I don't really care about looks though

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Where do you live? An originale question

I'm in Europe, where you at?

Too bad. I live in Brazil, but I hope you can find someone else.

Vivi?

Originally originally

are there german femanons?
i also accept (fem)anons.