How's your day going, Jow Forums?

How's your day going, Jow Forums?

>Pic related
>Just received it from a chick I was trying to see

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do you self deprecate a lot or something?

What things do you say?

Yeah, I don't shy away from making jokes about anything, including myself.

>so lame you pretend it's a joke

wut

She seems like a dumby. Probably likes very surface level humor. Forget her OP

I just woke up.
>that txt
have some self respect man, why keep talking to a girl who has no respect for you.

Hard to tell.

We've been chatting for a while. We've covered many topics.

Send her an unsolicited dick pic. Make sure the lighting is good.

yeah i do that as well, has actually fucked me over a couple of times...

She's very academically smart.

But she's not very interesting.

She doesn't seem to understand basic shit either. She thinks any compliment or romantic gesture means "you must think life is a romcom"

She's also a Feminist, so.

I don't entirely get it either, user.

I don't know. It became normal, I guess. I have other girls I'm chatting to, I'm not hung up or anything.

AHAA I'm not THAT autistic

I don't get why some people don't understand irreverent and facetious humour

>She's also a Feminist, so.
Mistakes were clearly made

AHAHAHAHHA Thanks user,

that made me laugh out loud. I needed that.

Self depreceating humor is really out of place in this post ironic era.

>Shes also a feminist
I laughed out loud

>how's your day going
on the job wageslaving

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It used to be a great trait to have. It put people at ease, I didn't take myself so seriously.

I'm glad. - Made me laugh

Same, I received that msg at work lmao

Though, I got made redundant a month ago - this is nearly my last day.

fake and gay
texting gfs/bfs are usually not that honest

>She's also a Feminist
you can't let things end this way, tell her that she's a bitch and that you're too good for her, make her see how alpha you are, otherwise you are the most beta little bitch I've ever seen

That's not alpha, that's trowing a tantrum. Stoicism is alpha.

can't wait to quit this shit user, i used to say that i was tired of being a neet. man, i was so wrong. only a week after getting this job i was tired of working.
and i've been in this company for 7 months

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I'll be honest, I'm looking forward to a break from the wagecuck life myself. I'm going to visit some friends before I get a new job.

Sounds like you need a holiday. And a sense of purpose.

>Sounds like you need a holiday
holidays are rare, that's why i'm trying to get pneumonia.
in my country there's a thing called sick day note. you get sick, you go to a doctor and ask for a sick day note and bang. you get paid for staying at home.
once my co-worker got pneumonia and he didn't worked for almost a month.
>And a sense of purpose
don't we all need it?

>She's very academically smart.
>She's also a Feminist, so.

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ahahaha

Well spotted, user.

Where are you from? I'm from the UK and we have that too.

a shithole called brazil. at least there's something good in this country.

I've never been. I've heard it's quite rough? (But beautiful)

Apparently ladies have nice bums too.

>I've heard it's quite rough? (But beautiful)
every country is beautiful if you have enough money. most parts of brazil is poor and disgusting to stay.
>Apparently ladies have nice bums too.
kek, only in the movies.

what? what does she even mean? i don't get why you feel bad, or why you were even bothering with this chick, she sounds literally retarded

You must be quite some chad

Probably comes across as faggy and overdone. I used to do this.

use it as a wake up call to become more interesting

also stop talking to feminists, retarded

That's a shame user. I hope you find a beautiful, lump bottomed girl soon.

No idea, and I don't care. I'm just sharing with the board. And, you are correct - she's a feminist

Believe it or not, I actually do okay with girls. Not chad tier (obviously) but I go out and pull on occasion.

Maybe. I just don't take myself too seriously.

I don't think that's the issue. i just think we weren't compatible.

Agreed. Though it's funny to piss them off.

Blah blah blah blah blah why don't you just go suck your own dick some more you're obviously a useless manlet virgina

consider becoming a trap, user

Basically like this
I keep getting constant random messages cos of my face
then they get even more infatuated when they hear me
Basically a really bad day, actually egregious day but all the validation I get makes it bearable.

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>Suck your own dick
>Vagina

>lol

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That level of enthusiasm MUST keep you afloat ahahaha