/britfeel/

I wish the fucking jannies would stop stopping me making threads edition

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Lazy bastards, does nobody start threads now?

no bullying Cola in this edition thnkssss

I hope things went smoothly for you dm fren, hang in there buddy.

Peroni was nice back in 87 when I was in Rome *sips*

Could we just have ONE thread where nobody mentions their gender? Just ONE? Great, they're transitioning, I am too because I want to be a bright orange Lamborghini Gallardo. Just get on with it and don't tell anyone.

You are a 70s child, aren't you lad?

Just woke up, mum got me a takeaway. Could honestly shag her sometimes

1770s yeah. Probably the oldest lad in this thread. Oldest virgin for sure.

*hijacks your plane for the Red Faction*

Yup... A nice bear

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mmm want to stick my dick in Cola's tight boifanny

anyone know any good suicide methods. was thinking of hanging but i dunno where to get good rope. thought doing it like muggy mike on the nice hill by my house overlooking londons skyline on a tree. either that or i wna dieing my bed with good music on but dont know any good methods for dieing in your bed.

Poleaboo and Cola putting on a lesbian show for the lads and licking each others' tonsils

Corrie isn't on cause of the gay normie footy
I'M NOT HAPPY MOMMY

My mum is getting food from the chippy and I feel the same way,
love that woman, could give her a right old dicking.

did you degass that bad boy?

Stick the headphones in and jump off a building lad
Will be quick and painless and maybe fun too lol

Beer lads. Waheyyy.
Going to have a few then go see my only friend who's going to prison Monday. What you doing?

beer lad 2.

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Finished my 2 guinness
Now I've got 12 kronenburg and chilling watching telly with me mum but might head upstairs soon and listen to music, play some call of Duty or watch farscape
Enjoy meeting to ur friend, lad, have a good'un

REEEEE
mum made cream of broccoli and stilton soup, it was bloody rank

mate its not easy getting access to a jumping place thay will for certain kill you. even in london. if i had access to the golden gate bridge we wouldnt be having this convo.

Do you reckon trannies wash their dicks properly or do they just try and not acknowledge its existence

You can get yourself to Clifton Suspension Bridge or Beachy Head. Or just pop your neck on the tracks as a train goes by.
Bottom line is you don't, because you don't really want to kill yourself. So go and get some help instead of attention seeking on here.

Farscape is great. Loved watching it on bbc2 as a kid. That white/blue girl with white hair. What a qt.

Dont do it anyway lad
You have us lads to be depressed with
Whay u wanna do urself anyway?

On my break at work, I have done very little today but been given a new responsibility
Managed to fuck up a couple a couple of times still

umm, how about "no"

Yes, we wash properly, we're not gross. Though there are some stereotypes floating about

having a creme egg mcflurry right now lads

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moni are you the eldest ""son""

If you're interested, Amazon Prime just added every episode remastered in hd
Proper quality it is even the muppet stuff holds up imo

>tfw no smelly unwashed tranny pecker to lick

I am th oldest child, yes

ive already jumped off a cathedral and my leg hasnt healed 9 months later.

isn't it paki tradition to name the first born mohammed though?

Debt mate. gna be homeless soon. dont wna be a homeless man and die there.

Hook me up with your killswitch engage loving paki sister. Sounds like a right cutie.
Don't you want her to have a certified honour blood white English 6ft+ lad?

Why do you hate Cola nowadays

Sorry to hear that lad
Any friends or family?
Get down to the council as soon as possible and declare homeless

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back from the shops lads. wew, that was a bit of a journey.

Yeaj I think I saw that recently. Amazon have a few good sci fi things don't they?

any lads watching the GURLAND match later?

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Yeh lad. They have andromeda, farscape and battlestar
And Netflix has every star trek
Good time to be alive for legal streaming pooftas like me
Now TV has Stargate sg 1 on and off as well

I can't wait for the European champions because i love it when norf and souf fc join forces to battle the foreigners. It proper warms my heart it does tbqh

Superbock euro 2004 simple as

Three really fit girls at the bar in spoons
>Hispanic shirt girl with really thick hair very cute face.
>artsy girl with weird style and glasses
>plain face but massive tits in a tank top blonde girl

Want them all to talk to meeeeee

>legal streaming is the future!
>you just need 4 different subscriptions for a 60% coverage of all the things you're interested in watching
Nah you're alright.

off to buy my evenmeal lads
NOBODY
sit in my chair

>O2 blocks Jow Forums on data
>no Jow Forums reader apps will work
>get some shady free vpn
>most likely a botnet or selling my data
>can't post with vpn without pass
>give in and attempt to verify my age with O2
>only accepts credit cards, don't have one
>alternative to unblock 18+ sites is to go into an O2 shop with ID and ask them to remove the block so I can see naughty content
Phone posting was fun while it lasted. Did an entire 12 hour shift last night with no Jow Forums.

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Im an orphan. nah i just wna get life over and done with. been cruel and im tired of it. just gna booze away the last bit of money i have.

Fair enough lad but I don't mind paying for P r ime, Netflix and now tv
Gives me a good choice and not that expensive in the grand scheme
Would be different if it was like 10 services lod
God bless

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I didn't mind it until every company released their own streaming service and you have to spend a fortune.

Nothing wrong with it, age brings wisdom and insight.
Is your virginity by choice?

Perhaps if my father got to name me
Instead my mother named me after her nephew, her sister/his mother committed suicide and the father then left with the child

Disgusting stuff, can't tolerate the existence of pakis after that
Even makes me question why no whites did anything

Pretty sure she has a bf, she bought a t-shirt at the gig for "a male friend"

I don't hate her and I don't think she hates me
We're just two people who don't care about each other. It's not like we were ever friends on anything.

Oh no not the tedious story poster, O2 see what you've done?

And all of them together are cheaper than sky. So not that bad is it really.

Moni I'd love to get to know you shame I'm trapped in Northern Ireland.

wasn't the point of them initially that they would be far, far cheaper than Sky etc

That's still quite an achievement regardless of how your leg healed. Which cathedral?

give me a you gayboy
t. blogposter

Shag them all for the lads Chad waheyy

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Dunno lad. Pretty sure Netflix started as a DVD rental service.

nowt wrong with blog posting. This thread is meant to be for britishfeels and telling stories is a way to express your feels. you dont like stories then do one and fuck off

Based cute poster
I wanna fuck ALL the cute lasses
But I'm an ugly cunt
We all have dreams Wahey

Was meant to be going to see Limmy tonight for a book signing, train was booked an everything only to find out 20 minutes before I left the tickets are for tomorrow not tonight. Thats 11 quid on a train ticket down the pisser then. Just goign to sit in, smoke and eat some takeaway.

Yes but as with all copes, the goalposts are as fluid as Poley's gender.

Don't let your dreams stay memes fren

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St Andrews. in fife. the ruins of a cathedral anyway.

Zoomers don't understand the woe of ordering DVDs from lovefilm and your wanker postman taking ages to deliver your newest rentals

Aye lad. It is good. I'm slowly working through stat trek enterprise at the moment. Never been better for legal easy access.

>only to find out 20 minutes before I left the tickets are for tomorrow not tonight
Honestly your post is funnier than anything Limmy's ever done.

Fucking mental tcheuchters kek

I'm gonna fuck you instead lad. Now bend over and show.me your boicci

Night shift lad reporting in until 6am

loved that back in the day me. me and me ma' would always order films

Lovefilm was wank. 50 50 chance of the wrong disc turning up or it being scratched beyond repair.

Naw lid I just sat down and I'm comfy

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>Lovefilm was wank
It really was, yeah. The catalogue was actually filled with things you WOULD want to watch, though. Like how Netflix was for the first year - then they lost Sony Pictures, etc. while still increasing their fees and retaining most of the suckers.

Also ordering seasons of TV was the worst on fucking lovefilm

The streaming service was pish, but aye good selection of stuff. I member I had a disc1 of one of the Sopranos for months, oops

I used to use amazon's service and found it decent.

Go up to them and say hi, can I buy you ladies a drink? When they stop and look at you say, finished work for the week? What do you do and what are you drinking? Order your own and order theirs.Roll with it lad, if you don't try you won't get anywhere. Good luck.

Also you would prioritising what u want on lovefilm but they'd still choose all the crap on the bottom of the list

YOU DON'T REMEMBER
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?
OFF WITH HIS HEAD, MAN
OFF WITH HIS HEAD, MAN
WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?
I GUESS SHE DOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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That's a conversation starter really. I'm impressed even if it's not something I'd want to do. What have you learned from it? Do you remember the fall and how it felt? The impact?

That wasn't me. But I'm definitely not speaking to them. They look about 18-20. Wouldn't buy a girl a drink anyway. That is a sure fire why to lose money.

i just remember hopping about 300 or so metres to the nearest taxi rank then going to hospital the next day after i woke up. Went for a 10 mile trek earlier then pub then decided on the cathedral.

Buy a girl a drink and she doesn't even give u the pink

now wasting my final hours binge eatching 4od.

Buy a girl a drink and she ain't even a chink.

Dont kill yourself after watching Derry Girls u madman

buy a girl a drink and she don't even have a secret willy

>when you buy a girl j2o's all night and then she goes and does the macarena with another boy

not trying to be funny, right, not trying to take the piss, right. But if you ever disrespect me again in front of the /lads/ i will be forced to do your nut in.

I'm so depressed. I wanna die

Might have a few cans tonight. Have got 5 in the fridge that have there for ages.

>tfw no Kopparberg cider

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*scants ye*
hahaha waheyyy

*shags ur arse*
gay mong

Buy yourself a drink, or twenty, so you don't have to think
> tfw no gf