Hey lads, im getting high with a girl tomorrow and im a bit of a lightweight, Anyone got any advice?

Hey lads, im getting high with a girl tomorrow and im a bit of a lightweight, Anyone got any advice?

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dont inhale you brainlet

Well if its possible avoid smoking a blunt if you're a lightweight. stick to a pipe or a bubbler. But really dude, just be honest and say you got a low tolerance, if you try to match someone with more experience you're just gonna smoke yourself retarded, or worst case go into a paranoid state

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mix ecstasy into her coffee

pot has estrogen in it so pack viagra to offset the immediate and irreversible erecrile dysfunction from smoking

Take a max of 4 hits in your rotation.
Just say something like "I have a drug test coming up in a week so I'm gonna take it easy."

For me it takes like 10 or 15 mins to really hit me, so only do one or two hits and then have more in half an hour if it's not enough

At the condo gettin faded for the weekend
Rollin big dope with my girl in the deep end

> im getting high with a girl tomorrow

jesus christ are you fucking 15 get the fuck off my board

Lol. Cannabis (THC) is a vasodilator. It'll make your dick even harder.

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i always talk too much when im high which is weird because i normally pick my words carefully. I would suggest taking it easy and smoke more depending on how well its going.

dont listen to any of these faggots trying to be epic

It cant rhyme if it both ends in the same word.

weedfreak propaganda

just be chill always remember

seriously this is the best advice. unless youre a nog, smoking weed is not a good social drug. if you want to not look like a schizo or be hyper-self-conscious, just dont inhale.

Smoking it or through edibles? If smoking or vaping, say you have a low tolerance like the other person suggested and take it slow. If edibles, you need to be exceptionally carefully you don't consume to much and try to dose less than 10mg of THC.

No it doesn't. It doesn't have any estrogen in it and in fact THC binds some estrogen receptors. It does still effect hormone levels but some studies show increase in testosterone and a decrease in estrogen, not the other way around.

I'll even throw in a source for this claim at no cost.

>Cannabis extract in large doses exhibited neither estrogenic nor antiestrogenic effects.
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Suck in with your mouth but don't inhale retard

She won't care that you're a lightweight, and that'll just make it easier to get high. Plenty of experienced people have low tolerances, it's not like she's going to assume you've never smoked before if that's what you're afraid of, there's lots of factors that contribute to tolerance. One of the most regular smokers I know can get high off of only a few hits

Dont be a pussy if anything say youre a lightweight. Dont smoke too much or youll green out and probably yack everywhere

Hate the word greenout in Scotland we use badyin and its so much better

yack attack 420
but seriously OP dont be a bitch, just dive in son

>ill bet u feel prettttttyy dum rite now

Yeah how'd you not think of just not inhaling. Don't make it obvious though...

start slow, don't smoke too much.

Don't inhale too much. You never want to be the highest/drunkest nigga at the party

first dude pretty much nailed it, pretend u are inhaling but dont :)

you might fuck it up or you might fuck her up if you know what i mean
don't get too high. good luck

this is either going to go really good or really bad

Just eat it, then you definitely won't get high! :)

I can't tell if you're trying to bait him or not. Non-decarboxylated cannabis still has some THC in it and he could still get extremely high if he consumed enough.

One or two hits, seriously. Don't be a fucking retard that take 4 hits of hash from a bong their first time like me.

Pretty much
But don't blow the smoke next to her, you'll look like a weak bitch and it will dry her up.

Only smoke one hit
Stay calm and act like you got a dick(be a man)
Go with your gut on things
Don't pick cringey music to listen to.
Don't rush things expecting to get laid, go with the flow and you'll be alright
Good luck kid!

5 seconds is the longest you need to hold your breath to absorb the most t h c.
Do not smoke before you and her link up.
Do not let anything change who you are, meaning the personality you have assigned to this relationship, maintain conscious contact with your volition.
And whatever happens, remember to spit on it.
PS fellow robot, when I meet a new lady and our relationship needs to be more about them thinking about me? I have them roll my weed for me, I also use base weed and mix in hash and shatter, this girl in my class I m thinking about, hung out with me the other day, affirmed they liked me today, I had rolled up for the occasion but had her lick to seal the joints. Cause I dunno I'm a Robot and I want to have everything to do with second hand kisses from a chicken head who got nothing to worry about on the business.

Just take it easy, don't try to impress anyone with how much and how hard you can toke and rip that shit. It's stupid and childish. If they make fun of you for being such a lightweight, just say that's it great you don't have to smoke an 1/8 just to feel something. Girls are usually lightweights too, so it shouldn't be a problem. You wanna have a good time, so smoke til you're high then take a maintenance hit every half hour/hour afterwards. Relax and be calm during your sesh my nig.

Weed makes me fuck like superman, but make sure you nut before you start coming down.

>wanting to fuck a slut who smokes weed
she'll probably end up calling chad and cuking you

I hate crackers so much, imagine thinking an entire race of people can't feel self concious while smoking weed.
Oh well had to get over it because I had to be the alpha when beta white bois like you were spazzing on the weed and assumed I was fucking not right there with you.

tell her weed is a shit drug she'll respect you 10x more

I hate crackers too. Except Animal crackers. So sweet and not all dry and salty.

Fuck you spearchucker.

Just be honest man and things will work out

Imagine thinking being the race that picked white peoples cotton, shined shoes and then whined about it constantly.
Pathetic.

Okay grandpa retard, for back to /pol, switch on FOX News, and give yourself a shotgun haircut.

OP here, i smoked weed with her afew days ago and got really fucked up, it went really well but it could've easily have gone really badly. I almost forgot when i lived and lost 20 quid

thanks nigga, i don't need to smoke alot to get fucked which is good because i can make weed last for ages. thanks for the advice bro
I am the fucking chad, her last boyfriend was a cuck who turned into an incel after she broke it off