What do you robots do for a living?

I sell crystal meth. It's a full time job. I should get a real job soon before I go to jail.

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I practice law (and am single, ladies)

You can hire to defend you when you get caught.

right now I'm only doing child protective law though
a.k.a. stealing children from unfit parents and giving them to the gubmint

I work as a bouncer, it gets dangerous from time to time but it's worth it

Mechanic on a hydro electric dam.
I want to quit my job to draw anime tiddies but I can't draw well enough.

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show us one of your drawings

also have you considered furry porn? that stuff is lucrative as hell

Nothing right now but when I move I'm gonna get some kind of work

>What do you robots do for a living?

I day trade for a living. I made $20,000 in 5 hours. shorting the market today.

got any interesting stories to tell?

Send a SC

WHERE IS MY WAlF

I mean, most of the time we just beat up drunken slavs that are trying to mess with people and our bartender
There was this guy one time that just wouldn't give up trying to punch me and my coworker in the face so we dragged his drunken ass to the bathroom and curb stomped him on the toilet seat

You asked for it.

>have you considered furry porn?
Thought about it? yes.
Considered it? no.

>that stuff is lucrative as hell
Not so much anymore. I know a few who are actually decent artists but aren't doing so well.

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software engineer
I've been there long enough that my team know that I'm really only good for talking about what I'm working on and not much else, so there isn't too much to be bothered by

Proportions are a bit fucked but you're pretty good, just a bit more practice and you'll be drawing furry porn in no time, actually you can probably start now since they usually have comically large tiddies

>wants to draw anime tiddies
>draws an anime with a distinct lack of tiddies
For real though it's not completely awful. Arms look a little awkward, head/neck too far back for the position they are in, juicy thighs but long hips. I'm not an artfag though, this is just what it looks like to me and over a decade of lookin at anime tiddies.

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Build and maintain flight simulation PC's for the government. Super comfy job. Hardly any human interaction.

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No job. I'm currently I'm avoiding fast food jobs.
Applied at target and hopefully this store nearby gives me a call

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Thanks for the critiques. I've already given up on this one but I'll try to learn apply those tips to the next one.

Hopefully I don't have to resort to furry porn in this lifetime.

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You're a cancer on society. Even people on welfare are less destructive than you.

Software Engineer. It sucks but pays well.

The thing that other anons are missing is that your technique is there, you just need to work on proportions. If you're self taught I'd suggest looking into figure drawing courses online because you've got everything else right. Just as an aside what program do you use?

I mostly just use Clip Studio Paint. Used to use Sai for line work in stuff but I pretty much moved to all CSP now.

Military, getting out in a bit though.

How much meth do you sell and how much money do you make? Also, how do you sleep at night knowing you are poisoning people and destroying families?

Aw cool, job threads are my favorite threads, they're always really interesting
I do radiochemistry related stuff. Right now I'm working on two projects, both relating to removing uranium from different things, one from the teeth and the other is from the body and the environment (it should work with other elements like plutonium too). I think it's pretty interesting science and I'm learning a hell of a lot of things and skills that I think are pretty cool and useful
Do you build the same type of sim all the time or do you work on many different types? Also, do you have to build them from scratch every single time?
Why does it suck? Is the work boring?
How does your resume look like? Have you ever been rejected for being "overqualified?"
What made you interested in that type of law? Would you say you did it for pragmatic reasons or for altruistic ones?
I know there are degrees in library science (or something like that) offered at some unis; are you studying something like that, or are you branching out?
Did you already start looking for a new job? What areas do you think your experience lets you be open to?
I first thought you were both selling and serving the same type of drink kek. Do you want to continue in merchandising (which I presume is under the marketing area of some sort) or do something different?
Sounds rough. What would you say your typical shift looks like, and would you say it deviates from that very often?

cashier soon. i need money to buy a better PC and a new bed. my days of NEEThood are coming to an end and into hikki mode

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i work in accounting. i see hundreds of thousands of revenue on the daily but none if it is in my account. this is what that jew karl marx was talking about by being alienated from the production

I work at a grocery store, it's nice and I like my coworkers but I often feel unfulfilled.

what would your autistic ass rather be doing?

More or less 8-10 ounces a week but I can be either very lazy or hard working.
>how do you sleep at night knowing you are poisoning people and destroying families?
Not very well but they will get it someplace else if not from me. At least mine has less toxic cut in it.

>Work 9 to 5 at a 7-11
>come back from work
>Part time freelance artist

I think I like this, but it feels like an endless spiral of nowhere honestly.

I used to also do the ez neet bux method and just sell gold on MMORPG's in games like MapleStory, and RS.

But that kinda required moderation which I can't do much anymore due to the full time job.

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No job; doing this and summer semester 100% online and I will be just studying and sucking my mom's money for rent because I don't I am able to get a part-time job while doing 16 credits with difficult classes like Accounting 2, Stats, Calc for Biz and the shitty lab class for geography.