the ONLY downside to being NEET is lack of income.
anything else is a cope, or proof that you have no intrinsic feeling of actual purpose in life and you fill that gaping hole in your sole by pursuing and worshipping the almightly dollar
PROVE ME WRONG you CAN'T!
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>lack of income
I like being able to purchase things I like because I like them
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>The largest group affected by the excess of video games is young men without a college education, the report said. One of the lead researchers at the University of Chicago, Erik Hurst, actually went as far as to say that these young men are happier now than ever before.
>"Happiness has gone up for this group, despite employment percentages having fallen, and the percentage living with parents going up. And that's different than for any other group."
>Essentially, the fulfillment from achieving stuff in games is greater than working a menial job for low wages, or than returning to school and racking up lots of debt. As talk of more jobs like these becoming automated has stirred debates about possible Universal Basic Income for the masses, it's interesting to note that people are actually happy not really being a part of the consumer society that we live in.
suck it, wagies. you'd actually be happier if you were a NEET. the scientists proved it!
>I like being able to purchase things I like because I like them
like what?
and you're only proving my point
some people don't have expensive taste
>Instead of proving their claims OP opens the thread by trying to reverse the burdeon of proof.
It's time to stop.
>the ONLY downside to being NEET is lack of income.
Do you not realize how big a deal it is to not have money? Neets with no incomes aren't neets, they are homeless.
First year here? It's ok, we've all been there. Just don't post yet maybe
kekd aloud. this is golden, thanks fellow neet.
Do you not realize not everyone lives in your thirdworld shithole?
>reverse the burdeon of proof.
elaborate please
thsi never happened
you realize some people have rich parents and will never be starving or homeless even if they aren't employed?
you can eat on less than $5 a day, a very nutritious diet. food is dirt cheap in the USA
what are you even trying to say? no not everyone has rich parents and yes you can eat poor food with $5. what point are you making here?
if you are older than 25 and you aren't working or learning you are prettt much useless
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>Do you not realize how big a deal it is to not have money?
yes, having no money is HORRIBLE. that's why i said the only reason to not be NEET is to get money.
however, if you parents are rich, and willing to support you, you can be literally broke and have no issues
>Neets with no incomes aren't neets, they are homeless.
unless they live with their parents
>if you are older than 25 and you aren't working or learning you are prettt much useless
"useless" by what measure?
learning what, specifically? there's billions of things to learn. do you mean:
"learnign something which may or may not be interesting, but knowledge that will make someone more likely to pay you for your labor"
As if I want to be useful for this trainwreak of a society, good joke.
NEETY NEETY listen sweetie
All day long you beat your meaty
Wagies married
Wagies rich
Wagies out fucking that bitch
NEET acts smug but NEET is sad
NEET be quiet don't wake up dad
I'm not so sure about that. Ive been NEET for years now and I want to kill myself every day.
>I want to kill myself every day.
plenty of wagies also do. when i quit my job my depression was cured. now i just do a bit of freelancing, i make half as much as before but it's way better
That's hilarious, where'd ya steal that?
if someone is too ugly to get a gf, or otherwise would never get one... why be a wagie?
>Wagies married
>Wagies out fucking that bitch
how is being a wagie incel better than a NEET incel?
i was a wagie 5 years, i never had sex until i quit my job
>Pity the Wagecuck
A weak sack of flesh destined to die for a jew boss that never cared
>It spends its pitiful, brief life, alone in his Cubicle with nothing to keep him company, or no gf, than the cheapest, most disposable of roasties.
Perhaps the glow from his liquor bottle keeps him warm at night.
>Me? As a servant of the powers I enjoy the delights of all this world and N.E.E.T.dom has to offer.
>Free time, it courses through my veins.
>The gifts of the Autism gods will soon overtake me, and one day I may even ascend.
>What has the wagecuck to look forward to but a grim life, and if he is lucky perhaps he will feel nothing as the slug shatters his skull.
>He lives for a jew god, and he shall join his god, as a corpse.
>I shall spare a half second to think of him and his kind, then i shall only laugh.
>Hail N.E.E.T.DOM!
i get paid $1200/month by the government for being a certified autist so it's not true u don't have income as NEET
>he doesn't have expensive taste
ok, NEET, enjoy plugging your nose while chugging cheap malt liquor and smoking 10 joints of mexican dirt weed, heh, I'll be sipping on my imported belgian red ale while taking hits from my $300 vape. How's that cup noodles and hot pocket dinner taste? I bet not as good as my Surf n Turf. What's wrong, can't afford the latest sex toy? Heh, I buy a new whore every night.
>the ONLY downside to being NEET is lack of income.
Well obviously.
Some of us want to do more that waste our lives wanking to shitty hentai for 50 years so we use money to travel, buy hobby things etc
>ok, NEET, enjoy plugging your nose while chugging cheap malt liquor and smoking 10 joints of mexican dirt weed, heh, I'll be sipping on my imported belgian red ale while taking hits from my $300 vape.
i do not like alcohol (used to drink it) it really makes me very irritable. if i was a billionaire i wouldn't drink
also weed gives me anxiety. if i was a billionaire i wouldn't smoke it
>How's that cup noodles and hot pocket dinner taste?
i actually get food stamps. not as lucky as: but i eat better than when i was a wagie. food is really cheap.
>I bet not as good as my Surf n Turf.
i have a very autistic way of eating, so yes my diet probably doesn't taste better than yours (but if i didn't care about health, it would) but it certainly is more nourishing. i eat a lot of gelatin for the collagen protein
>What's wrong, can't afford the latest sex toy? Heh, I buy a new whore every night.
i've had sex with escorts and didn't like it. way too much work. i prefer fapping
I don't have extremely expensive taste in things, but I really like my guitar/pedals/amp. A decent sound system, weights for exercise because I enjoy that as well, firearms, a good pair of boots, getting some good whiskey/beer or food to cook, things like that. Nothing crazy (relatively speaking). Financial security itself is also nice.
I don't care about contributing to society and don't work in a cubicle. But I'd rather put some work in to do/get things enjoy than do nothing and have nothing other than this board to boast about how much better my life is without work, because it's ultimately a matter of preference. It definitely sucks sometimes, but I think that can be applied to both lifestyles.
>Some of us want to do more that waste our lives wanking to shitty hentai for 50 years so we use money to travel, buy hobby things etc
- not everyone likes travelling. i wouldn't do it if i was rich
- my hobbies aren't expensive at all. actually they're basically free
- i don't like anime, but if that's all you'd do if you were NEET, then i'm glad you, personally, are not NEET. you clearly can't handle it
fact: being NEET means you have 8+ more hours PER DAY to do whatever you want
what hobby things do you buy? i need something to motivate me to get a job (i need to practice more programming) it's just the only thing i can think of buying is food, which is super cheap
i guess i could always buy lots of guns
>I don't have extremely expensive taste in things, but I really like my guitar/pedals/amp. A decent sound system, weights for exercise because I enjoy that as well, firearms, a good pair of boots, getting some good whiskey/beer or food to cook, things like that. Nothing crazy (relatively speaking). Financial security itself is also nice.
good food is great, but it's also very cheap. no reason to spend more than $10 per day on food, unless you're going to a restaurant
you're right about the firearms though, i need to start stocking up on those
NEET NEET can't afford to eat
Please oh please, government give me my cheese
my skin is bad and my heart is sad
I'm a daily disappointment to mom and dad
I think it's a matter of finding a balance between the hours, the income, and how "enjoyable" the work is.
What do you do for 8 hours a day?
If you were good at anything you'd make income off it, even if it was part time/free lance etc.
>what hobby things do you buy?
Audio equipment, books, craft beers, a home gym, I treat myself to a nice meal when I can, good coffee/french press. It's also nice being able to shout friends drinks when they do it for you
>NEET NEET can't afford to eat
i can, but getting free food is always better than paying
>my skin is bad and my heart is sad
my health improved as a result of NEETing though
Yes, I am useless by not slaving for Mr Goldberg
I agree about the food. I don't eat out much at all, but having some extra cash to purchase better food to eat is nice. It can make cooking more of a hobby than a chore.
And yes, guns are great.
>I really like my guitar/pedals/amp
Lmao bruh I just use fl studios' plugins, cheap n easy
>What do you do for 8 hours a day?
i go to the gym, read, cook, eat, shitpost, etc. i am nocturnal so i don't really wake up till noon-2pm. this really caused me problems with a 9-5 job, probably half the reason i quit. it ruined my health to have this constant sleep deprivation
>If you were good at anything you'd make income off it, even if it was part time/free lance etc.
i did some freelance coding but all the stuff i know is pretty outdated (i did programming for 5 years) so i only can find maintenance shit to do on very old projects. i haven't gotten any job opportunities back in 10 months because i need to learn a fuckton new stuff
thing is, i'm really good at programming but after doing it for work for years, i started to hate it
>Audio equipment, books, craft beers, a home gym, I treat myself to a nice meal when I can, good coffee/french press. It's also nice being able to shout friends drinks when they do it for you
i guess a home gym is nice, not the other stuff really (except food which i buy anyway). i also don't have a home, but i have no idea where i would want to live. i was kind of banking on my parents dying kinda soon so i could just move into their house, even though i hate the area, i can just stay inside and not speak to anyone
Well most people want more than to hope their parents die so they can move into their home.
Probably why you're also on this board
>acting like having no income is a small thing
Without a job I cant afford to live in a place, have things like heat and internet, have a PC to post this comment, a means of transportation to take me where I want, etc. Fuck outta here with that "its only lack of income"
i just don't want to have to waste years of my life slaving away just to get a house, when i could get one for free by being patient
>Probably why you're also on this board
why are you on this board, normie?
>his parents are poor or don't love him
why the fuck were you even born? you must be a mistake
>he doesn't like weed, alcohol, sex, and good food
ok loser nobody cares about how you like to live your life. The rest of us actual human beings like to be pampered.
i do like good food, and i eat the food that i like, plus what is healthy
alcohol and weed are shitty drugs. get me some NMDA antagonist dissociatives, please. interestingly, the last one i did (3-meo-PCP) was only like $0.50 per dose (lasts all day) so, yeah, it's really cheap. also doesn't show up on any drug tests.
you say "weed" but a lot of people can't smoke when they work. i personally just don't like weed, plus it's bad for you
as for sex, why aren't you having it now instead of shitposting, incel?
wait so you insult someone because their parents dont take care of them like a child?
lmao Jow Forums everybody
what if you couldn't get a job, normie? your parents would just let you starve to death out in the cold, shrivel up and die?
lmao normies everybody
This is like peak wagecuck. No one gives a shit if they are "useless" or not. NEETS care about their own fifullment
If you're actually putting people's expectations before your own, you're a dumb faggot. Keep slaving.
if they were alive probably.
It's sad that you don't consider the burden of wiping your ass every day as a downside of being a neet.
>can't smoke when they work
Obviously, dumbass, not everyone is a literal dudelmao weed tier 1 month from homelessness. Not that I can't, though. I'm an actuary, and my job doesn't change so much. I'm smart, and I've done this long enough to not let my perfromance be effected.
>why I'm not fucking at this very second of life
cuz I just nutted in your mom. How do you think she pays for your neet lifestyle?
>Obviously, dumbass, not everyone is a literal dudelmao weed tier 1 month from homelessness. Not that I can't, though. I'm an actuary, and my job doesn't change so much. I'm smart, and I've done this long enough to not let my perfromance be effected.
no i mean drug tests
regardless i wouldn't smoke weed for any reason, unless someone paid me to. shit feels bad
>cuz I just nutted in your mom. How do you think she pays for your neet lifestyle?
keep slaving away wagie, maybe one day you'll be able to buy a gf LOL
Literally nobody drug tests you dumb NEET, unless you show up to work obviously wasted and can't perform. And I do buy gfs on the other hand you are an incel virgin
>Literally nobody drug tests you dumb NEET
totally wrong. ever job i had drug tested me before going there
> And I do buy gfs on the other hand you are an incel virgin
i am not a virgin, i've fucked 3 girls. i also fucked a girl as a NEET
if anything i'm a "volcel" -- last girl that wanted to copulate, i ignored her because it wasn't worth driving 30 mins to do.
you wouldn't be using "incel virgin" as an insult if you actually had sex, because you'd know it's an overrated normie meme
keep projecting, loser
Care to share any videos that sound good? I've never done much recording/editing with guitar specifically (usually just fuck around on the amp), but when I've recorded, I liked the naturally recorded sound straight from my tube rather than altering an acoustic sound digitally, aside from tweaking the EQ
>live in social democrat scandinavian paradise
>Work 1 year, put money in stocks
>get higher unemployment benefits due to working
>live like a king for 9 months
i agree. 27 and been on neetbux all my life. it sucks having hardly any spending money cause bills.
Genuine NEETboys, out of curiosity, if you weren't able to leech off others' labor through the gubbermint, would you eventually look for work or just hang yourselves/starve to death? Or is the concept of work so foreign to you that you aren't sure?
>would you eventually look for work
this one. i would go back to the infinite misery known as "employment"
but probably be more likely to kill myself, because i will see nothing but more endless suffering in the future, every week, 5 days a week, ever morning, month after month, year after year...
And that's how I know you're lying on the internet. You think you know how people who get laid behave. And every job I had never tested me once, even when I showed up to my tutoring job drunk and everybody knew it, they still didn't care. You lie about having a job, you lie about having the sex, you lie about liking shitty food, you lie about not liking drugs. Everybody likes drugs. Unless you are on some god-mandated mission and you think drugs just stray you from your path, you fucking weirdo, I know what you are, deep down inside.
no shit
the only reason i have to get a job is that im poor as shit and need one
obliviously if i had some money i wouldn't fucking work
Better hit the books, Neetboy. Any day now your trustfund/coffers/government hand outs could run dry. Educate yourself, or you're going straight to the fast food kitchen.
>And that's how I know you're lying on the internet. You think you know how people who get laid behave.
the fact that you think i'm lying about having sex only proves your own lack of experience. it's ridiculously easy to find sex, it's just pointless if you don't actually like the chick
> And every job I had never tested me once, even when I showed up to my tutoring job drunk and everybody knew it, they still didn't care
congrats for you. yeah, they test you first, and it stays in your system a long time. regardless, i don't like weed, even if i was a billionaire i wouldn't smoke it
>You lie about having a job
i don't have a job, i HAD a job, i quit
>you lie about having the sex
wrong
>you lie about liking shitty food
lolwut? i consume a lot of orange juice [from concentrate] gelatin, it's dirt cheap. i eat very autistically and systematic, most restaurant food has bad ingredients i don't want. i don't eat any grains, no bread, pasta, or rice. it's hard to find something good at a restaurant
>you lie about not liking drugs. Everybody likes drugs
I LOVE drugs. i just think alcohol and weed are shit tier. i told you, last drug I did was 3-meo-PCP, it's less than $1 a dose. i like nmda antagonist dissociatives. weed i rate a 2/10 [it gives me bad anxiety] and alcohol is like a 3/10, the best part about it is it's cheap and readily available
>Unless you are on some god-mandated mission and you think drugs just stray you from your path, you fucking weirdo, I know what you are, deep down inside.
you're basically wrong about everything. i hope you're trolling and don't seriously have such terrible reading comprehension
Reminder that women's life spans are decreasing because of work stress.
WORK KILLS
WE HAVE TO SAVE HUMANITY.
probably like 90% of jobs could be eliminated without anyone being bothered by it.
If i could find an actual meaningful job sure, but capitalism is broken and I'm tired of serving bullshit to rich people.
haha, no idiot. You think you are "different" and "special" because you are "autistic." No you're not, retard. Everybody on this earth is exactly the fucking same. Not a damn bit of difference between any of us. Of course there are lazy loser fucks, such as yourself, people who are extremely driven and get rich for it, but everyone is somewhere in between. There is no such thing as not liking meaningless sex. There is no such thing as a normal person not liking weed and alcohol. Your claim to likeing fancy drugs because weed gives you "anxiety" just proves you are weak-minded. There is no such thing as a person who prefers orange juice gelatin (is this even real) to a meal prepared by a chef. You are a big fat Neet liar loser virgin. Duh.
>There is no such thing as not liking meaningless sex.
this is how i know you're trolling, and/or a virgin
>There is no such thing as a normal person not liking weed and alcohol.
gee fucking wizz. plenty of people don't like weed OR alcohol, try leaving your house?
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it's not as bad for me, but one of my friends would literally get a panic attack if he smoked weed. i just feel really weird.
like i said, i love drugs. i like NMDA antagonist dissociatives. you've probably heard of ketamine and robitussin (DXM). those are OK, i prefer MXE (banned, hard to get) and other derivatives
>fancy drugs
i don't even like "fancy drugs" like coke. i mean smoking crack is OK, but snorting coke is terrible
opiates also don't agree with me, i hate them
>weed gives you "anxiety" just proves you are weak-minded
no, it's literally genetic. it's many times stronger for me. i used to smoke it all the time, it's terrible
thanks for the bump =)
>There is no such thing as a person who prefers orange juice gelatin (is this even real) to a meal prepared by a chef.
yeah it's highly nutritious as well. OJ is the most nourishing fruit juice, and gelatin is pure collagen protein
sure, a cheeseburger tastes better. but OJ + gelatin is healthier for you
i'm trying to avoid all PUFA, and deplete them from my body completely
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>can't overcome his genetics
>doesn't like meaningless sex
>yet he claims he's not weak minded
lmao ok crackhead
I've lived the neet life for a good while, and as someone who doesn't give a shit about money its terrible. All i do is sit in the same place,smoking cigarettes and weed. My family is toxic and my car wont run so im stuck with them. None of these were really an issue at first mostly cause i had my dog and nature to keep me sane, but now due to living in government housing i cant have either. You can keep your fucking money,material possessions,mindless interaction and whatever else,but keep me away from my buddy with no chance of getting him back and life just loses its flavor for me.
>sticking his condom-covered penis into some dumb roastie slut is considered an "accomplishment" to him
lmao ok incel
>All i do is sit in the same place,smoking cigarettes and weed
why not do something differen then?
a wagie has no choice but to work. a NEET can go anywhere
you should consider the reason why, despite having unlimited free time and no constraints, you chose to sit around and smoke weed and cigs
probably, it was the weed
>condom covered
>roastie
that's incelspeak.
>accomplishment
no, it just feels good. That's why i do it. Because I'm a normal person who contributes to the greater good. One day I'll breed a woman and leave her to raise the child on her own. Because I deserve this.
you must be terrible at masturbating if you think sex with a condom feels better KEK
were your genitals even mutilated when you were an infant? fuck off normiecuck
i wasnt necessarily disagreeing with you. Honestly some people might kill to be in my position,but the grass is greener on the other side so they say. This life just isnt for me and around where im at thats all im really able to do, i used to hike with my dog every day but circumstances can be a bitch and now there arnt trees to walk around, and my buddy bis all i care about but i cant see him.
YANG 2020 is the future
1. Yes I was circumcised on the first day of my life. Oh well. So what. Who cares.
2. I've had sex raw, condoms, and masturbated. Masturbation doesn't even come close. It's literally nothing. First it was just me, but now everybody here knows you are a virgin incel loser. Even a hand job from a woman feels better than me doing it myself. I'd even be willing to argue that sex with a female condom on feels better than raw. And then we can get into talking about blow jobs, titfucking, anal, and actually having a smoking hot babe to enjoy the body of
>lmao he doesn't even know how to masturbate
bitch every man since the dawn of time knows how to masturbate
>normiecuck
you are jealous and literally crying/about to cry right now. And you use reddit spacing. GTFO off my board reddit cuck newfag cancer.
well i've had penis-in-vagina (with condom) sex three times. i am circumcised. masturbation is preferable.
>Even a hand job from a woman feels better than me doing it myself
interesting. so you pay for whores then? because a normal girl doesn't have much jerking off skill, she hasn't had practice like we have
>blow jobs
it wasn't that great in my experience
>titfucking
dumb
>anal
i'll give you that, i've never done anal. do you get prostate orgasms?
>actually having a smoking hot babe to enjoy the body of
that you pay for LOL
>you are jealous and literally crying/about to cry right now
you're the one that's crying, because of your sad pathetic life. you actually admitted ot using hookers, which, deep down, creates a nagging certainty of your own inferiority. and your desperate attempts to try to 1-up NEETs (who choose this life, because it's better for them) is simply an example of you clutching at straws in an effort to quell that nagging
if anyone is a virgin here, it's obviously you KEK
>virgin
>whores
lol dumbass. There's nothing wrong with knowing you deserve better than whatever some "normal girl" can give you. So what if I pay? That's what I work for anyway.
>and he's never done raw
Youve actually never done the sex. I knew it.
>90% of people lose their jobs and none of them care because they think the 10% that maintain control over all resources/products/services will take care of them in any political/economic system that isn't capitalistic
If I were part of that hypothetical 10%, I'd harvest your organs and sell footage of you getting raped while starving to death for more cash under the guise of a non-capitalistic ideology so you'd think everything was alright
>So what if I pay? That's what I work for anyway
sad!
>Youve actually never done the sex. I knew it.
you fuck hookers raw? gross dude
It's not sad if I don't feel sad. Nothing gross about fucking a hooker raw. Don't tell me you actually believe in STDs, do you?
Which country? blox fuck thhis system
Some people don't have moms to wait on their every command. People work because they need to get food on the table.
>you have no purpose in life and fill that gaping hole with the dollar
some people actually like their jobs. The job is the fulfilling part, not the pay.
Also, if you are so good at setting goals and working independent of a job, why is the stereotypical NEET also solely gaming all day?
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And lack of income means homelessness, stress, and suicide. Unless you live with parents in which case you're just a moocher.
Funland. Unironically best country in the world
I left Funland years ago for a better country and a better job I could ever have back home.
>for a better country
I am now very curious about what that could be. If it's not another scandicountry then into the trash
A European country with better pay and better infrastructure. That's all I will say. Obviously not NEETing it here, I have a job that pays way better than back home in Finland.
Yea I guess some other country can be better if you're working a semi high-income job, but definitely not as a whole
You're just a lazy piece of shit.
The only one coping here is you
Absolutely beautiful poem
I'm keeping it for further posting.
Wow, $1200 whole dollars a month.
You're rolling in dough.
Get the fuck outta here you poor person.
You aren't even subhuman.
You are below that
Wow.
You are all sorts of messed up!
I don't understand. In your post both the NEET and wagie cannot find fulfillment in their lives. The wagie has bought into the consumer society and copes by buying shiny new things. The NEET covets those things, but makes due without them. Is the NEET worse off? They're both actually miserable.
I don't think most people find fulfillment in their jobs. You said it yourself: people work because they need to get food on the table. If your job is fulfilling then you're fortunate. I'm just a NEET though so maybe I'm wrong.
I do not get wagies, really. Especially if they are unhappy enough to hang around HERE of all places which means they are not even getting freaking laid by their efforts.
>make easily twice or three times the money I do
>they never have enough free time to enjoy any of the shit they spend that money on
>yet they never have savings and always manage to be broke, quite a lot even bemoaning their debts if you listen closely
>always angry and upset like if they are seeing their life run out in front of them
>worried and sickened by their responsibilities, exhaustion and debt all the time
>most weekends are spend being drunk, loud and acting like a rank-challenged monkey on rabies to forget how shit their week was and what is waiting for them comes monday
I see not reason to recommend that lifestyle but whatever floats your boat
I've been a NEET for years and it's really starting to get to me. I want to get a job and move out of my parents' house but that seems like an impossible dream.
What is the alternative living on government handouts? Unless you are rich, business owner or have some kind of source of passive of income. I don't see any other alternative to working.
I am quite comfy on those.
Since I feel no need to keep up with so called colleagues who live over their means to acquire group status I am amusingly enough actually able to save money.
If I DO actually get anything new, I'll have all the time in the world to tinker and fumble around with it. Most wagies I know will buy it get fucked for money for the rest of them month and do not even get to spend time with the toy since lol the clock calls and coming home they are exhausted and so they put it in some corner and let it catch dust.
Seems unwise to even SPEND that money then but when you ask you either get them upset or get a halting "uhhh I just gotta have it too, ya know!" as answer.
Sort of a waste imo but hey you have your life I have mine.
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Wagies get cucked.
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Rob a bank. Your parents are sick and tired of you, as mine are of myself. Might as well get thrown in prison and consider it a change in environment.