Female standards thred

standards you have for females, i'll start
>white/asian
>massive tits
>unique/interesting eyes
>long hair
>intelligent/hardworking
>virgin or at least not a whore
tfw this is 1% or less of american women

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>Have vagina
Alright did it

a pussy. I'm so lonely looks don't really mean much to me now a days.

>is ok with a NEET I don't expect financial support
>not obese or deformed
>loyal
I guess I'm still asking for too much

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>white (including laninos) or asian
>flat - normal size tits
>beautiful eyes
>long hair
>smart >150 iq
>loyal
>artist
>not a thot/egirl
>skinny body
>attractive face
>right or center leaning (considering she has an iq greater than 150, this should be automatic)

i dont think these standards will ever be met but there might be someone out there that is this

>tfw no NEET bf to do nothing all day with

opie here
having elliot tier standards is bad but so is this unless you're an irredeemable ugly fuck
also you can list positive qualities you have that you think make you deserve a girl with the qualities you want, but other than being moderately Jow Forums and having decent career prospects im a pretty boring person desu

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>Has a vagina

>Bmi is under 30

There you have it.

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>white/asian/anything else is okay, I guess
>I like flatties, but bigger is cute, too
>Acts insane/counterculture
>Somewhat smart or else autismo in some topic
>Wants to laugh at everyone else with me
The perfect woman isn't difficult, yet is.

I forgot to add
>is female
my bad

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>be even remotely interesting
>have a real hobby
>preferred long hair
>not BMI obese, anything below is ok
>no facial deformities, I can deal with anywhere else

i agree with all of these but tits, but at the end of the day that's personally more of a (strong) preference than a standard.

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>80% of men itt specify weight and tit size

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I'm sure the breast thing is not a hard standard, but all the weight standards are just "don't be fat." That's a completely fair standard, and you're a liar if you don't share the same standard.

well i wouldnt mind a NEET bf but i definitely dont want some faggot that is into anime.

>highly judgmental over hobbies
You seem like a bundle of roses, and totally not a bitch. I'm sure everyone calling you a cunt behind your back is wrong, you sound lovely.

I don't. I literally could not care less.
Don't be fat is a high standard because all the skinny girls are taken so it's pretty much unrealistic.

>Not retarded
>Not fat
>Not a radical leftist
>Virgin
Tfw these standards are too high

Do you really want a huge, fat guy? Not wanting a gross, obese, smelly girl isn't a "high standard."

I already have a fat guy, like I said, I don't care. Fat isn't a synonym for gross or smelly.

It isn't a synonym, but they do go hand in hand. I certainly know that a lot of fat people have hygiene issues. As a decently large guy myself, I try extra hard to make sure I don't smell or anything. It's just a simple fact that it is harder to clean one's self when there is just more to clean, not to mention fat folds and such.

That's like a woman arguing that she only fucks circumcised men because foreskins can get cheesy. Take a shower and the problem is solved.
how large are you, anyway? problems wiping ass?

Standards
>plays and enjoys vidya or is passionate about a game we can play together
>has a job or is trying to get one
>sense of humor

that's about it. I'm not much so don't get the luxury of being too picky

>>virgin
>>not fat, takes care of herself
>>more of a glass is half full type of a person
>>not much shorter than me i'm 193cm
>>white/asian

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I'm not even obese. I weigh 230 and I'm 6'3". Clearly, I'm not in shape, but I'm working on it and down from 260 a year or so ago. My only request in the first place was that a girl not be obese. I'm fine with below that and even slightly in range if she is willing to work on it with me. I still don't think it's a high standard to want someone in this range.

Not him but it's not much of a stretch to expect fat people to smell anyways. They're gonna constantly be sweating from the extra effort moving their lard around, and someone who doesn't take care of themself health and appearance wise probably doesn't take care of themself hygiene wise either.

I consider myself fat and I don't sweat more than other people and I shower every day.
you are literally 2lbs away from being obese on the bmi chart.

>Not black
>Pretty hair
>Positive stubborn attitude towards improvement/drive
>Not a whore (0~3 irl sex partners)
>ACTUALLY Likes anime and gaming
>Average looking

That's it. Don't care about political views, although I prefer apolitical. And I would also like someone who can get me into some of the hobbies they have, too. Preference towards white or asian.
But, I feel my list is asking too much tbqh.

You don't think I know that? If you read my post beyond my stats, I'm working on it, and ok with someone in this range as long as they are willing to work on it, too. I'm not being a hypocrite here or anything, I just don't want a big, fat cow that doesn't want to do anything other than laze around all day and get fatter. Not to mention the many heath issues being overweight causes. If I'm gonna date someone, I don't want them to die 10 years down the road from diabetes or something.

I am biased cuz I only want to date someone who will die within 10 years.

I can't have kids with someone who could die in the next 10 years. I don't want them to grow up in a bad household.

Don't be so hard on yourself dude.
also i am still biased due to not wanting kids.

>doesn't have to be outrageously pretty, I just have to find her cute (physical attraction is necessary to separate romance from just friends)
>a good listener and good at making conversation
>open-minded
>loyal
>supportive
>down to earth
>able to compromise
>uplifting and motivational
>passionate about what she loves and respectful of what she doesn't
>fun to be around, can handle and dish out the bantz
she doesn't have to be all of these things but if she did, then to me she would be the most perfect girl and SO ever to exist

men can't have standards because they have nothing to offer a woman.

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oh, I guess I forgot
>affectionate

except women are retarded and can't even function without men around

Name one thing that women can't do without a man and I will find you a women-only club for it online.

Performing the most basic of tasks.
Men are overall better than women at everything. Except maybe being manipulative.

Also example is in pic.

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Anyone can open a jar. Go outside you fucking wingnut.

t. fat feminist

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>decently large guy myself
Fatass

Yeah, yeah sure. Post your green buzzcut hair, you dyke bitch.

I'll also settle for a picture of one of your 10 chins.

>only lesbians and men can open jars
do you think single mothers and widows just never eat pickles?

I'm sure you could do for a lot less eating of anything you fat ugly bitch.

>ya well your're fat and ugly!!!

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Which you still have yet to refute.
I'm still waiting to see that lime green fucked up troll hair.

>ya well you stink and are dumb!!!!
try refuting my argument.

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>watching anime and jerking off to hentai
>hobby

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if you found her you'd cheat on her

>>highly judgmental over (thing someone enjoys doing on their own time, causing no harm to someone else)
Fixed it, and you really aren't proving me wrong here.

>white
>blue/green eyes
>actually female
>no a total whore previously
I don't know whether I'm asking for much.

well what's wrong with not wanting some guy that's into that? if he does there's a high chance we wouldn't be compatible so? what's your problem?
i'm not a cunt for having preferences. all of the "robots" ITT are asking for something much more specific and stupid like tit size, she has to be a virgin, etc.

why though? she would motivate me to be the best boyfriend I possibly could for her, and I would reciprocate because I actually really do like that type of person. I also distinctly abhor cheating and inability to communicate because they ruined my parents' relationship; if I wanted to end the relationship with her I'd do it up front

Men and women only increase each others worth as a person. Either you're worthless and MAD about it or you choose shit men because you are a retard with bad judge of character.

But yeah let's go ahead and shit on the gender responsible for being the backbone of society because your BPD eboy dumped you last week.

dude relax, I'm not the one who said men have nothing to offer. That would be retarded cuz you need at least 1 to make a baby.

I don't really think someone who watches anime is guaranteed to be incompatible with you. If I said one of my standards was that the girl didn't use snapchat all day, travel, or whatever stupid hobby you whores have, you would call unfair or unrealistic. I don't think the hobby has a huge impact on personality, but I can understand if your standard was something like "Not a total weaboo faggot that won't shut up about anime," since that is an actual aspect of someone's personality.

You can have whatever standards you want, I don't really give a shit, but you can't stop me from thinking you're a bitch, in relation to that post anyway.

>I don't really think someone who watches anime is guaranteed to be incompatible with you.
because you don't know me. shut up.
>you would call unfair or unrealistic.
no i wouldn't? it doesn't seem unreasonable. who wants someone as basic as that anyway.
>but you can't stop me from thinking you're a bitch
think whatever you want, i know i'm right. you're just butthurt because you're a weeaboo faggot.

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Give me one reason that someone who watches anime is just wholly incompatible with you, and I'll eat crow. I'm not a weaboo, anyway. The last time I watched anime was nearly 5 years ago, and even then it didn't comprise much of my personality, and it certainly doesn't now. I just think this sort of exclusion based on something this small is kind of petty.

>white,mestizo,castizo
>sweet
>qt
>atleast 350 lbs
>big breasts
>good fat distribution
>no/minimal body mods
>likes to cuddle
>will let me kiss and hug her all day
>will let me play with her fat when we have seccs

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>white
>not fat or anorexic/twig
>not flat
>preferably short hair (above shoulders), but not a dealbreaker. Willingness to cut hair is good, but again, not a dealbreaker
>shared interests
>not mentally handicapped, preferably can understand what I talk about
>either apolitical or shares my views (no authoritarians please, but memes/jokes are fine)
>same religion or willing to convert
>virgin waiting until marriage, no sexual activities at all
I think this is it. Is this too high? Should I list myself?

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Standards are:
>white
>not too big tiddies
>skinny, but not anorexic
>smart
>funny
>likes memes

>white/asian
>Not fat thats it
>Likes to keep a place clean , Its called basic hygiene
>likes to have sex alot
>would love if she was my height which is 6 feet but I can go for shorter size

there how is this a high demand honestly baka tbqh

>has vageen
>good taste in music
>looks at least acceptable
>not black
>loyal
>not a whale
>not a faggot
>understands my need to be an autistic manchild

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>gentle and kind
>taller than me (i'm 5'4) but above 5'9 would be instant 9/10 at least
>cute face and voice
>at least some common interests like music/art but doesn't have to be loser neet or gamer
>beautiful eyes
>big milkies
>i don't care about political views but she should have an open mind to opposing views
>into gentle femdom
>makes me feel cute and loved
>wants to cuddle 24/7 and lets me be the small spoon

>romantic
>curious
>has her own hobbies and friends
>pursues personal growth
>tolerates or enjoys occasional drug use

There might be some more elaborate things that I'm overlooking right now but any girl matching this description is guaranteed to catch my attention.

>I trust instinctively
>I look up to for one reason or another
>makes me laugh
>makes me happy
man idk where you guys get all these ideas about physical bodies mattering that much.

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>I don't think the hobby has a huge impact on personality
>calls people whores and gets mad if they don't like that he jacks it to children's cartoons

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>not black or Arab
>Be cute
>Don't have a kid
>Can take dark humor
>Enjoy things other than anime, manga and video games
This should be pretty low standards

>wanting gfd gf to be cute looking
It's got to be elegant and mature looks imo.

>At a healthy BMI
>Somewhat similar interests
>Caucasian, maybe Oriental, probably not
>My age

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>doesnt mind my autism
>wants to improve their lives if in shitty situations
>doesnt shit on my plans to improve
>willing to form a support network for each other
>gets along with my personality
>is a girl
>loyal
>willing to tell me about their hobbies
>willing to possibly become involved in each others hobbies
>doesn't mind if sometimes we do nothing but enjoy each others company

be above a 3/10
biologically female (preference)
not a schizoid

>cannot be any sort of feminist
>not a muslim
>has to be kind
>must love conversation
>open to all sorts of music (and i mean everything)
>has to be a bit kinky (cus i am)

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What games? Original

That's so cute user. I hope you find her

>short
>can listen to me practice music in the other room/same room while she plays on her phone
>will make plans with people so I don't have to and include me
>lets me hold her while I'm trying to sleep
Forreal, I will never get this in my life except with slutty girls that have no interest in dating me.

not fat, and i mean actually not fat like bmi 21 and under.

>white or asian
>normal sized boobs
>dominant
>virgin
>normal weight
>taller than me

>is at least half as attractive as my beautiful 10/10 ex
>has at least half of the spiritual understanding my ex had for me
>hates modern fashion, only appreaciates classic dress style like my ex
>does not dump me

thanks man. the same to you (if you haven't already)

Dear god is this thread cringeworthy.

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I can probably fit this except the last one.

Pretending to be a zoomer cocksucker isn't good bait user.

>not fat
>cute


You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>devoted christian
>virgin
>25 or younger
>white
>not over or underweight
>no serious hereditary health problems
>no drugs, smoking and doesn't drink often
>will follow my lead
>wants children
>willing to bake/cook
>not lazy
>willing to move out of parents house if living there
I could think of more but this is a good start.

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>titcows