Waifu General /waifu/ #123

Ignore the underage trannies edition

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my jonathan comes first.

it's very unbecoming. how are you? are you playing anything tonight?

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forever in love with rem

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>how are you?
I'm doing decent enough, a little tired and a little irritable, but I'll probably feel better in the morning. You been feeling alrigh ttoday?
>are you playing anything tonight?
I played some AC: Revelations earlier, and am finishing up some stuff on Runecape at the moment. What's up with you? Done anything fun today?

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Please avoid last thread's autism
What are you doing tonight and how would plans realistically change if she were there with you?

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I'll ignore Shegofaggot, thanks.

are we letting the shit posters make the threads now? Whatever just another thread I have to now abandoned because I couldnt control myself and now im some sort of meme or something

the threads title is based on autism, what makes you think they fucked off?

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Could you answer the questions i asked please.

at least I don't make posts like these

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>still seething this hard over banter

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i have played slime rancher for approximately three hours straight today. i might play it even more. i will make everything a cat.

has runescape had any interesting world events lately? i assume you didn't mean old school.

the only control others have over you is your reaction to them.

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Watch adult programming ya bitch

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no, and fuck off shitposter

I can't draw to save my life..
>Hello there Shinoafriend. How are you doing?
I'm sleepy but restless. Now I want to get into art for Shinoa now. You?
Goodnight
>the thread did not improve, it seems.
We can only ignore them, Crane fren
Not sleepy tonight Rem fren?

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Recognize that you are being emotional and fueling the posts, act like an adult and recognize that the criticisms thrown at you have no bearing on your current path. If that path dissatisfies you, change it, if it doesn't then shouting won't do anything. To reiterate
>caring

Hey look, its the green goblin!

>act like an adult
He's underage.

HOLD UP
DOESNT THIS LOOK JUST LIKE THAT JULIE OC???

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Yo, sex would be so good with muh waifu
T-34

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we both know its not banter and im not mad anymore just facing facts. No one is a sadist im just dumb for feeding them like I tend to do. But hey what is 8 more weeks of anger management classes right?

what was it ill answer it best I can

I failed and im in shame I only hope I can stick around

ive been free of any incidents for a while if you would believe it. I had a bit of a relapse while talking with some friends the other day

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Trash tier, Sherman is clearly best waifu

How are your identity issues going at the moment fren?

Are you so mad because you know youre a little bitch whos in love with a disney character that isnt even popular enough to sustain happiness with new material?
Parents think youre a failure?
Not so sure about gender roles?
Confused little guy?
Maybe try gettin off a hugbox echo chamber filled with little bitch bois like you and become a man or kys ya bitch

These questions, thanks

Literally a fucking snowflake wow

Something tells me this guy was molested by a family member growing up..
Dont shoot up a school guy, it isnt worth it

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not bad lately. Ive been kinda ignoring it and filling my head with 40k books and the such. But its a problem I cant really ignore can I? I get to see my psychiatrist in a month to talk about it. Im just worried if I did go through with it I would just end up looking like MAAM person and being so stressed about how people saw me that I would just end it.

seems like bait ill answer what im comfortable with
I dont watch kim possible often I just watch
some youtube best ofs shego

dont own the dvds

my parents dont know nor do I care what they think

no

never molested, but my dad beat me and called me names

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What names did he call you shegofren?

You realize that by responding you're shitting the thread just as much as they do right?

I'm starting to think the whole becoming a wizard at 30 is not a joke.

How's the night tonight waifufriends, the moon is still nice and big and I'm looking forward to the weekend. Saya looks so lovely tonight.

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Did he beat you with his dick?
Did he beat himself after?

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>never molested, but my dad beat me and called me names
come on do, you really want to give them more things to get you with. Take a brake.

I thought you said you were going to fuck off. Looks like you're not becoming a femboy soon with that attitude.

>shitting the thread
>implying there is a thread to be had
This is the show for the night lad, either sit down and enjoy or go neck yourself

>What are you doing tonight and how would plans realistically change if she were there with you?
Well I should probably go to bed soon, so I guess if she were here, we'd be getting ready for bed together. I also probably wouldn't be sitting here posting at a quarter past midnight if she were here. I'd be too distracted by her.
>has runescape had any interesting world events lately?
Nah, it's been a while since they had a big fun one like bird and the beast or the tuska event. I keep waiting for a big event like that, but they just never seem to come. So is slime rancher any good? It's something I've heard of a lot but I'm not really familiar with it.

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it isnt you will get too create your waifu from thin air if you keep loving her and dont have sex with a single women

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i think he gets off to being treated like shit.
maybe it reminds him of his dad.

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Fine just playing some games and getting ready to watch stuff.

Wow, waifufags really are all mentally ill bitches with parent issues

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Just remember to spec into Summoning once you get to choose your subclass at 40 nd save up until you hit 50 so you can take the True Love talent, allowing you to summon her and finally be with her.

You write like you're within the target demographic for the show your waifu comes from.

where do you think we are? Literally everyone her is a mentally deficient autsit, you are not exempt

>my dad beat me and called me names
>posts that picture
Ew incest and likes getting beaten?
Gross faggot

>the threads title is based off autism
Yeah, its based off of you

that's lame. the divine age really got me interested in it it again, but i guess the only thing that'll make me pop on some day is maybe seeing the graphic updates.

i'm enjoying myself thoroughly! it really is like an injection of serotonin. it has lots of little details that make the world feel bright and wholesome. the worlds and the slimes themselves are pretty interesting, too.

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gottem.....
....GOTTEM!!

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why do you always post so late?

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Oooof banter king gets him AGAIN

I'm pretty sure this path leads to becoming a eldritch cultist kidnapping someone for blood sacrifices to summon her. This Earth is fucked.

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Im fucking dead wow lmaooo

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Im done, this fucking kid just cant catch a break.
Literally defeats himself

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i feel more active during later hours. i socialize more and put house work off until it gets dark. it might be because night time is simply quieter, but i'm not certain. i don't care to change it. it's nice.

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Damn... some sick fucks actually make this...
And some weirdos actually masturbated to this..

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I like night time as well but the thread moves so slow. could you do me a favour and describe what people mean when they say banter? Is it some sort of cover word for insulting someone? people seem to use it when they dont understand why the person is upset

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>doesn't even know what banter is
OH NO NO NO NO NO

This pettiness is why you guys can only handle a single waifu

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OH NO NO NO NO NONOnNO

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>Ignore the underage trannies edition
What happened to Waifu threads.
I dont participate because I was a magnet for drama and then I always see drama here.
How?

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>father beat him and called him names
>STILL A BITCH
ya father didnt beat your ass hard enough ya sissy

ignore them, which girl is your waifu?

shitposters, they will latch onto something new soon how are you?

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Lol shouldve beat your moms ass too for producing a bitchmade ass nigga

>shitposters, they will latch onto something new soon how are you?
at least they keep threads bumped I guess.
I am ok I cant wake up and its comfy and raining and such.
I might drink some cough syrup and get high IDK.

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>they will latch onto something new soon
Like ya dad did after he finished breaking something over your head?

regardless of how it escalates, banter is something mutually shared by parties. the most accessible example would be about the average sibling interaction - it's hard to explain to people without siblings or with bad sibling relationships, but there's a sort of understanding between siblings that they can insult eachother. they can insult eachother a whole bunch, and it doesn't upset anyone, hell, it's basically expected. this is usually healthy, and as long as both parties understand eachother, banter serves no ill will and does no damage.

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Yikes! Thats cold mayne

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Hey fellers, this is my waifu

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>Fine just playing some games and getting ready to watch stuff.
At least you can keep yourself occupied

Questions
What their favorite color?
What's their biggest secret they will ever tell others about?
Are they psychically stronger than you?
Will your friends be weirded out by them if you introduce your waifu/hubando to them?

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Damn these jokes are outta control oooof!

>whats their favorite color
Why do you autists ask this every fucking day?
How small are your brains that you have to ask the same shit every fucking day holy shit

dude I know this is Jow Forums but that was WAY TOOO FAR.

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>which girl is your waifu
Both of them!

Why Shego? What do you like about her?

Thats too far!
Thats too far!
Youre gonna kill the guy!

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I would recommend staying sober, but I am not a good judge of anything really. Im going to play res evil 2 and talk with a friend

but these issues that I faced tonight seemed one sided and I mean we arent friends so. Like I get when your friend calls you a faggot or something and you call him something in return but usually its between a mutual friendship.

pink

cant say

who is stronger? Shego is most definitely stronger if thats what you mean

they know and they like to poke fun but its not bad

sarcastic, condescending, puts people in their place and generally a funny person and she reminds me of better days

ive heard waaaaay worse this is childs play

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Gonna finish the job his father started

>What their favorite color?
i always imagine it's orange. when he's dressed as a civilian in the comics, we most often see him wearing autumn colors. i do wish we got the opportunity more often, he's very handsome in a suit.

>What's their biggest secret they will ever tell others about?
probably anything regarding his backstory, especially his origin. i don't think he's very proud of being from the south. in fact, i think it's something he goes at lengths to hide.

>Are they psychically stronger than you?
most likely! he does have to measure up against batman on a semi-regular basis, and i don't even work out. i'm more of a cardio person.

>Will your friends be weirded out by them if you introduce your waifu/husbando to them?
most anyone i speak to online already knows, and i don't have much in the way of friends locally.

that's because they are. remember, the only control they have over you is your reaction to them.

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Gooooooooooooooooooood morning /waifu/!

How's y'alls day going so far?

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I hope you never leave the thread

oh thank GOD its good to see you, you dont even know!

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Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is crazy

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>ive heard waaaaay worse this is childs play
Yeah I was meming man.

>What their favorite color?
Not sure. Maybe orange since she always walks home and does her drool ritual at sunset. That or pink, she has a few pink dresses.
>What's their biggest secret they will ever tell others about?
Her lewd thoughts and dreams.
>Are they psychically stronger than you?
Dunno, probably
> Will your friends be weirded out by them if you introduce your waifu/hubando to them?
She comes off as weird to a lot of people in her series, but I don't think any of you would get too weirded out, right?

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>oh thank GOD its good to see you, you dont even know!

Woah, hey! What's going on?

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>What's going on?
Oh boy, here we go again.

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>but I don't think any of you would get too weirded out, right?
IDK man, I told my mum I talked to my waifu and shit and she told my doctor and and he ended up trying get me committed.

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>What their favorite color?
wow... really creative

Is this some US-time drama that I just opened up a can of worms of?

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things happened and I wouldnt mind saying hi to someone with super good tastes. What are you doing today?

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Shegoposter easily gets triggered so the trolls are getting a reaction out of him

I just woke up and am still on my phone so I don't have all that many images available
oh I see

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I adore this cute rock!

>Her favourite color would probably be the beautiful blue-green colour of her body. She can be a bit vain like that at times.
>She doesn't really have any secrets of her own, and she'd only tell a lie if she thought it was absolutely neccesary.
>Physically? She is the weakest character in her series, but most of them are superhuman in strength. She would probably be a bit weaker than me. She becomes far stronger later in the series though. More so than I will ever be.
>Probably, none of them know just how far gone I am, not that I speak with them very often anyway.

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its true, ill make sure it doesnt happen again, im sorry for shitting up the general. Playing resevil 2 and having fun now

ahhh I love your glados images, she makes me so happy

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>TFW room is plastered in Waifu posters but you live in 24/7 darkness and having the light on makes you anxious
Also feel I am shit that my Waifu wouldnt like and try avoid looking at my art of her lately.

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I should stop reading Lovecraft. I looked at the night sky and thought the stars might be eyes and it looked like there was a film over the sky. I couldn't look long.

>Color
I'm gonna assume green.
>Secret
Her very existence is a secret so it's hard for her to approach anyone at all.
>Strength
No, though that's more her being physically weak than me being strong.
>Friends
It would take a lot of talking on my end before anyone'd be prepared to meet her.

Can't wait to do this myself, maybe I'll copy what that one prison guy did and have a drawing of her on the wall next to the bed so I can stare into her eyes as I fall asleep.

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okay please tell me more, what the hell

Lewd moring /waifu/
Feck shitposting

>What their favorite color?
Dark? >reeee not a color
Then peachy
>What's their biggest secret they will ever tell others about?
Bisexuality? Not sure if she tells.
>Are they psychically stronger than you?
Nah, only diffrence between us is sex, and even femine man stronger than woman.
>Will your friends be weirded out by them if you introduce your waifu/hubando to them?
>friends
Hehehe he h h kh he hh h
Fecc
Guys I chat with would be ok even despite its weird for most people, but it would make girls trying to get closer to me upset. Also some normies dont like Tomoko after watching the anime. Fucking normies, reeee.

Nooow tomoquestions!
>where would your waifu like to live? Are her preferences similar to yours?
>what if she has diffrent opinion on any question? Would you argue with her?
>why did your waifu choose you?

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green goblino

>even feminine man stronger than woman.
there are some pretty tough girls out their I wouldn't count women out like that

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Do you ship Shego and Drakken

>okay please tell me more, what the hell
The doctor asked me if the people I talk to in my head tell me to piss in bottles and he asked me if I wanted to kill myself and I said I wont anytime soon but probably will one day.
That wasnt good enough for him and I had to have an emergency psych examination.
I just talked myself out of getting commited.

>Can't wait to do this myself, maybe I'll copy what that one prison guy did
Yeah it is nice

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nah not really she doesnt seem to really like him more than a friend

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I love my wife!
Now goodnight and please stop taking the bait.

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