Fembot Feels Thread

Misogyny-free safe space to discuss out feels

>Tfw no qt bf to make delicious cheesecakes for

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Kys. This is our place to be comfy not yours.

>I want space
FUCK YOU CUNTS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF USING THIS VAGUE LANGUAGE

>cheesecakes, plural
Babe I love your cheesecake but I'm just one man, I can only eat so much!

I wonder, is this user a good cook? Fatten me up pls

>tfw no femanon to worship my huge cock

just go to crystal cafe retard

The Jews were behind the Christchurch shooting, the shooter was a mossad agent for the new world order aimed at taking away guns from New Zealanders and push them closer to leftist totalitarianism. Fuck Jacinda Ardern the cucked the bitch was probably behind everything

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i already have 2 femanons lined up

>Safe space
Women don't have emotions, kek. You'll never understand what it means to truly feel the way a man does.

do you have stinky feet my darling femanon

>wymyn
You chose to be lonely.

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Order up Chef Table 14 wants the Check Your Privilege Special

>tfw no qt bf to leg lock
Fuck, I think about this way more than is healthy.

Leg lock during sex or..?

Leg lock me please I'm skinny so it'd be easy to hold me in

So you're just into femdom and are dom girl

I will find you and creampie you

>tfw no hacker rapist bf who finds me solely through my posts on Jow Forums and inseminates me forecfully

aah, a girl can dream

Damnit woman!
I lost 60 lbs last year then found a gf.
She makes cheesecake or some type of pastry at least once a week and I've got half of it back.
I know you woman do it from love but god damn I don't want to be a fatty!

Tell her to find some healthier things to cook.

I do all the time.
We're weak.
She's also starting to get pudgy but dear god I'm not gonna be the one to tell her.

Jesus, 7 incels in 1 thread

BF put on a lot of weight in past year

Don't like it

Enjoy husky but jelly wobble is too much for me

Send help

Go on Jow Forums
dream about a masculine ripped man stealing you from your bf who will be too fat to chase him

Not into ripped

Just wanting to rollback current model to the husky but strong OS.

have you ever been with a ripped guy? everyone pretends they dont like it until they see it in person in an intimate situation

A guy told me I look like a man. :( Should I give up being a woman and take the testosterone pill?

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>7 incels in one thread
Welcome to Jow Forums retard

Nah, just play rugby or any contact sport. If you get in shape im sure you'll attract someone with an Amazon fetish

tfw no qt shy virgin bf for me to take advantage of and love and sex up with my pussy

>Amazon fetish
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Does rugby accept womanlets? I'm 5'2.

You had me up until "sex up with my pussy." Nice try though; I smiled.

Not really. Had ex bf who got a bit beefy at one point, found his body too hard, did not like as much. He was skinny though so the muscles were basically on a flat surface. Don't know if that makes a difference.

Hey faggota why don't you go suck your own dick ya piece of shit attention betaboy

anyway post feet or butt

im glad you smiled user Maybe im just a nasty freaky girl who says pussy

Don't have either, only have face neck and torso to belly button

I want to take a guy's virginity so bad.
Unfortunately I'm a virgin as well so it would be more like him taking mine.

wtf just take a photo

do face then

ive taken 2 *hehe* virgins have alottttttt of precum so be careful

Rub my dick with a bleached towel and pretend I'm a virgin then sit on that dick

You were serious? I thought it was an obvious joke.
Not if you're the one doing the work.

Overrated

They get attached af

Depends how tight you are

Every hole's a goal

Belly button all the way

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Could probably sever a dick

next

That would definitely make someone attached to your vagina

>tfw confident and outgoing until I'm in an intimate situation then it's pure spaghetti
End my suffering with a bullet, desu.

You're just not confident male then

Having a boyfriend is not everything. I have a boyfriend and I don't want it, it makes me suffer. I'm very depressed and I don't go out of the house, and every time he tells me he want to see me I cry. I told him that we can break up but he doesn't want to

Not if I actually severed their dick

>I told him that we can break up
Why do you need his approval

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lol cute

post vaginal guilliotine if not larp

>implying I don't want that

>virgins have alottttttt of precum
If you're not larping that's hot as fuck

vaginal guillotine as requested

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both of you, on my dick, now

I JUST WANT TO TIE A FEMBOT UP, HAND CUFF HER UP AND MAKE HER MY SLAVE AND DO ANYTHING I WANT WITH HER ALL THE TIME


REEEEEEEEEEEE

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grooosss, maledom

How do I get a fembot's discord?

by wanting it because you actually like her, not just wanting it because she has a vagina

>tfw no teen bf

am i right ladies

How can I like someone I haven't talked to, genius?

Based brainlet roastie

I don't actually want to break up, but the relationship doesn't make sense if we never see each other so I told him that he can break up if he wants

k, I like you
discord?

>not even robots want me cause Im too clingy and obsessive and also look like a kid in person due to my height

i didnt ask for this :/

Hey I look like a kid too, well when I shave anyways

you dont because she would be swarmed by competing orbiters

why would you want to discord someone you've never spoken to, genius?

To get to know them, dumbo


and eventually get ghosted ny them ;_;

itsonlybecauseihaveavagina#3072

so just go add random discorders and hope they're not 54 year old 400lb men

Nice meme, come be my neet shut-in gf

Saw a beautiful man wrapped in a kekistan flag today. I shouted "KEKISTAN FLAG GOOD" at him because autism.

He waved.
He smiled.
I melted.
Time to rope.

I'm turning 28 and taking younger guys virginities is still my fetish though it's mostly the idea that turns me on now. In practice it's very hit or miss.
I just love the idea of telling a guy what to do and being his teacher

Take mine pls I'll do what you say

Just get pregnant and you'll have bobs to go with your vagene. Furthermore, stop taunting robots for attention, you saucy tart.

how tall are you user? im sure you look manly at least.. i legit look like a 13 yo girl
Im flatchest as fuck that wont change anything..

Some of us like dfc, or don't really care.

>how tall are you user?
I'm 5'5 ;_; and you?

whats dfc???
you're not that short user, im 4'9 i think or 153 cm

I've definitely met girls like you before, and they pulled it off very well, most were very cool people to hang with.
What's your attitude like?

delicious flat chest
Also good height

ugh i know this feel. i put some on too but ive lost almost all of it by now while hes barely tried ;__;

You are a pedophile mate, seek help

>tfw trying to fix my sleep schedule by pulling an all nighter
i wish i had someone to talk to so time would pass by quickly

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Pregnancy literally increases your cup size. Just don't increase your waist size too much by over eating.

Pretty rude dude, I like petite. What's wrong?

But you won't give me your discord, so we go back to square one

As a short girl myself, fuck off.

How tall are you? please be my short gf

>Tfw no qt bf to make delicious cheesecakes for
Baked? Or refrigerated?
And what would you regard as qt?

Does it bother you ppl will think your bf is a pedo?

I get some looks and it's annoying af, being a tall dude doesn't help

I just act very clingy and obsessive with guys and all and they just dont like that, its happened to me with robots before :s
noo theres nothing there, and pregnancy scares me, im a virgin and id like my future bf to cum inside and all but jsut the thought of a baby there scares me

>I just act very clingy and obsessive
Depends if you are mental about it, I crave that shit.

Also that's my kink, but it is scary.

Stayed pretty much the same shape/weight (within 5lbs) since we met. I'm slender, but it's easier to maintain than lose - as I found when I shed some extra weight as a teenager.

He's put on 50lbs in the past 8 months at a conservative guess.

Where are you located mini fembot