I just ate 3 packs of pop tarts and i hate myself and ill always be alone

I just ate 3 packs of pop tarts and i hate myself and ill always be alone

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lmao americans are so fat

Maybe you hate yourself because the poptarts are gone
Have you tried eating another pack to feel better

those look yummy
never eaten one my life what do they taste like?

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Heat the level of magma! After that pretty damn tasty.

why are americans are retarded

>1 pack of poptarts is 600g
what the fuck

fuck I want pop tarts now

Tasty and good. If you’ve ever had cucidati in Europe its like that but you out them in a toaster hence the name pop fart.
I ate 2 fudge ones and a cherry flavored one (im not fat)

do you mean 3 boxes or 3 packets of 2?

you will always be alone because you're amerifat

3 packets of 2. 4 chocolate pop tarts and 2 cherry pop tarts.
I took the crust off of the two cherry ones however

>>>>>>>BE AMERICAN
>>>>>>>EAT POPTART
>>>>>>>GET SHOT

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eh I've done worse

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to be fair, what if the poptart had a gun?

That means you have a 1/64 chance of getting cancer.

I eat those lil bastards raw.

They are delicious.

Utterly god fucking awful for you, but delicious.

yet another american creation euros have yet to thank us for

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thanks for the diabetus and obesity

>cherry flavored one
At least you have superior taste.

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you mongs were already well on your way without our help

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Well.. breaking news i just ate 1 more fudge. I threw the other pastry away. I decided i did not need that up in me

>Average English man

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> americans think we eat their garbage
Son we import your food because we feel sorry for you but we reprocess it into cat kibbles

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Why the fuck?

Why would you even BUY that garbage in the first place?

Do pop tarts taste good?
They look gross desu.

sugary cardboard

I just ate freshly cooked sardines seasoned with Garlic, lime juice, and a dash of brandy... nevertheless your post just made me have 2 large McDonald's cokes, 2 quarter pounders, and 2 large fries.

you're eating the worst flavors of poptarts
where my brown sugar cinnamon niggas at

They're probably sitting on a shelf at the grocery store, sucking.

my wife chino is so ℃ute

I could only eat one of those things if I was starving or stoned

sardines are a billion times worse than pop tarts

enjoy the lack of omega-6 and omega-9 essential oils you dum

Holla

Jesus...

What if there was Shrimp on the Barbie flavour? inb4 yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no prawns

ayyyyy