What's a good tinder bio?

What's a good tinder bio?

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you were hurt recently
you are only looking for a serious relationship no flings

O TWAIN

6'5"

My tinder bio literally just says "dicks" and I've had multiple thots hit me up to suck my dick. Must work.

Your weight is temporary, my height is eternal
5’7

Like doing "something & something" (hiking & skiing - you fill in the blanks). Have a topless picture with friends at beach, one in a suit and a few others that make you look good.

And then drop some stats at the bottom
25
6ft
200lbs
8

The last number - If you have a big dick just casually drop a number at the bottom, don't include inches or describe it

I put a picture of me and the next picture is of my moms labradoodle puppy.

“Puppy needs a good home, message for details.”

They. Will. Blow. You. Up.

I’ll send you cute dog pictures

just have a stupid/ ironic emoji,your location, and your height. don't admit to being shorter then 6' tho... also no selfies or weeb shit... if your ugly, fat, or short... don't waste your time... if you're average or live in east bumfuck don't expect too much...not even trolling

t. a 7/10 guy that fucked about dozen girls off bumble a year, with no real profile, halfass pics, was picky and didnt check it every day

Taking ex-wife applications

I used to use this poem as bio:

since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;

wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world

my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says

we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph


It didn't get me many matches but when it did, they were above my lv (very cute and smart, while I'm 5-6/10 in terms of face)

gay

It doesn't matter. All that matters is how you look.

My hottest matches are all black girls and muslims. French ones are very average. Whats happening here?

Eat pizza with you and let you touch my butt fuckboi

Pic related

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white girls have become incredibly choosy in 2019 as the level of gratification and attention they receive is through the roof thanks to social media

haha

Either you showing too much your physique (and comin' out as dumb) or you got a rough face
Afaik minorities women seem to appreciate more masculine traits even if somewhat ugly, while white cute women care more about face and styling etc

my bio was:
here to have a good time

i bet anything u want i have a better ass than you.

EZ Clap got plenty of matches

lmao
Post butt tho

Either this or JD

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1 girl every two months isn't exactly doing well lmao

>If you have a big dick just casually drop a number at the bottom, don't include inches or describe it
What if my dick is slightly above average length, but quite thick?

NOT a rapist, I promise
6'2"

Say 8 inches

This is word for word my last bio. I made it to be semi-cringey and to weed out chicks that either weren't assertive enough to match anyway or who genuinely aren't my type. I got... Interesting but surprisingly good results.

My Tomagatchi is a fit, 6'1", Christian boy, just like me. We also like to shoot guns, watch, anime, and play guitar.

Only tall girls with high IQs need apply.

eat ass
smoke grass
live fast

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Cringe

>My hottest matches are all black girls and muslims. French ones are very average. Whats happening here?
It's called jihad, bro. You're being replaced.

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I use this one and unironically get hella matches

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>5'3" those are two measurements ;^)

based Cummings

“Primarily looking for friends, but open to seeing what happens!”
And use as many emojis as possible

Here for a long time, not a good time

Cringe

>tinder
>2019 user still cant talk to girls irl

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Swipe right if you're under 5'2" or over 5'7". Nothing in between.

"Don't worry I'm 6'____"

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13 centimeters is not average, Johnathan

>I lift heavy things and run fast. If the apocalypse comes and all horses die, I will be invaluable.

"looking for a badass since I already have a good ass" got me 6 one night stands and my current girlfriend

-Big ass dick
-Rich as hell
-A total fucking loser
One of these is correct. Come find out which.

cringe
based

Cringe

Haha, good one.

this is unironically a superb bio

6 foot but this is online so 6'4"

Seeking archaeologist

This... I literally leave my profile blank and have no problem on tinder. In fact I think having a profile is try hard. The ONLY thing that matters on these apps is your pictures.

so, how do you keep them interested when they really want to take your puppy in, and you cant do that, can you?

do you have a bone?
coz i want to bone you