Mire thread

I have none

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No my name is Wyatt

hi wyatt

>girl I've never talked to before approaches me
>asks if I'd like to try this new ice cream place with her after class
>say no
>she pouts and asks why
>"because I want to go home"

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Recently an old woman who came into my work called me handsome
Also
>Some months ago
>Walk out back to clock out
>See girl
>Oh user, we were just talking about how sweet you are
>Yeah I know, I'm pretty great
>Clock out and leave
Not sure if that was supposed to be a mire or not

Based.

Now make sure to flirt with other girls in front of her and she will 100% beg for your dick.

>Getting my first mire ever

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Bro, was she good looking?

>sweet
they would never fuck you.

>Oh user, we were just talking about how sweet you are

yikes

women have always been like that, men were just not raised wrong as a joke back then.
>I don't think I could open up to a woman like that,
good, don't women won't respect an open man.

wait a second, do you live in NY? Are you that handsome manlet at my old gym who used to hang out with the other 10/10 manlet steve?

>Yeah I know, I'm pretty great
speech 100

Was like 5 years ago, but you're right.
She was but I was dating my wife at the time.

I didn't really get it though,I know that statement is usually something negative, but I never really showed any interest in this chick to begin with to bring fourth such a statement. That and some other shit she has done has overall just left me confused.

Doesn't really bother me much because I didn't really like this chick from a romantic/sexual viewpoint anyway.

>meet up with ex
>first thing she says is "you got buff"
>she's mirin
>grabs my arms
>feels my back
>puts head on my pecs
>agree to stay friends
>fuck

>at gym
>coming out locker room after lunch workout
>see coworker
>she walks up and says hey
>does a pantomime flex imitating how I'm standing
>I'm not flexing, just standing normally

>at work
>other coworker
>older lady
>keeps "joking" about how she loves fit guys
>says her and her husband are in a relationship apropos of nothing
>literally grabs my arm and squeezes when I make a joke

>>Yeah I know, I'm pretty great
That was unironically the most correct thing to say in that situation. Keep up the based confidence, bro

>women have always been like that
this I doubt

this one time a girl glanced my way and she was maybe looking at me haha

fucking based

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Real talk though, the best mire I think I ever got was when I was down in Virginia on vacation with my brother and some random hot chick just looked me in the eyes and gave me one of those hot smiles. One of those smiles where both people involved mutually know whats good.

>Two weeks ago
>Gotta pick up a common friend for a big weekend "party"
>"See you at this bar to pick up the others"
>Get there
>Wow, didn't recognize you
>You look so different
>Other friend in common
>Jeez, you look so buff! What's with those biceps?
>In the party
>All together (about 16 people)
>The birthday girl says
>Well, now user has to tell us his secret
>Why are you so big
>MFW all weekend my muscles were a topic of conversation
>MFW it actually got boring at some point
>MFW the only single girl is a boring sticc with a cute face
>MFW the cutest, smartest, funniest, biggest-titted girl (G-cups) might have been flirting in the presence of her BF
>(I kind of took care of bbq'ing, she was the only woman to even come close to the fire)
>(Me, her and another dude who was a pretty cool chad just had very interesting conversations over grilling and drinking)
It was pretty cool to be honest, but they were empty mires. A mere veneer of vanity for a fleeting feeling of self-worth that will never be a substitute for actual dedication and determination.

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Not a classic mire, but I was once approached by a tv crew while I was working out in the park. They were filming some dumb shit, like what's local people are up to this weekend.

Best compliment I’ve ever received was from a Japanese escort. “Face of a boy, body of a man.” You can bet that inflated me ego.

your calculation is missing a step, you are forgetting the autistic interpretation factor

>Inflated ego
>Deflated wallet
She really taught you several lessons.

That's where it all starts. You go to parties, you meet people, later they become your good frens or gfs.

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>getting groceries after workout
>sick pump
>at checkout
>cute milf cashier
>she doesn't look at me with utter disgust
>even says have a nice day afterwards
We're all gonna make it bros

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$300 to have a ~145 cm 100 lbs Japanese girl get in a bathtub with you, give you a massage, give a blowjob, swallow, then fuck afterwards and cuddle until she leaves is a good investment in my opinion. Gonna use her again, her technique was on point.

no one will believe this but give a fuck

>sexless for a good six months
>last relationship was hideous, gf could not take the D and really let herself go
>spent way too long being her carer
>focus on myself
>no wimin
>meet a pure stunner
>nervous before she comes over cause my dick is dusty as fuck
>stark bollock naked whilst doing the foreplay stuff, she takes a step back and looks me up and down
>"You're the full package aren't you?"
>have sex like I haven't had in years
>no missionary shit
>no "ouff ouchie my fanny"
>actually has stamina

feels fucking great

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I know. I was there to have a good time. I think I could have banged the sticc, but it was just not worth the effort. Honestly, I am more interested in myself than in girls. They've vacuumed so much time already.

>Ohh American penis so big!

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$300 is how much I spent on my wedding.

>be me at party
>talking to 2 chicks one asian other white
>they start feeling up my arms saying I'm a big boy and shit
>ask you mirin?
>both look confused
>ask 3 more times
>asian chick then says yea my name is mirang
>I shout wooooo really loud and run out of the house
>run all the way home and post this on Jow Forums
Crazy mire

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I do believe you, breh. I am in a similar spot myself. Last GF was really stingy on the sex. We only had it like once a month, and we had to stop after about 5-10 minutes because it hurt and felt rough (for her). No sex drive at all. Irregular periods, constant cramps, whatever. That lasted for a year. I had to deal with her complete wreck of a sexuality.
Been sexless for about 7-8 months. Don't crave it. Don't look for it. When it comes it comes. Pun intended.
Meanwhile, I lift, and write and do stuff.

>hangin out with uni friends I haven't seen in 1 month
>we eat pizza at a restaurant (6/10 not enough tomatoes desu)
>after a while we go drink some beers and we chill on a bench
>was feeling kinda sad that day so I just watch them talk about their shit while sipping beer
>while they talk female friend starts stroking my arm for like 3 minutes without stopping
>I look at her and she says "hey user :)" and continues to stroke my arm

what did she mean by this?

Same but I had that GF for 4 years. Started with sex twice per week and then it was like once or twice per month. Really fucked me up.

Been lifting for a year now, 6 months of real litfing and bulking. I´m gonna be a monster next summer (winter here). Feels good.

What a chad

Faithful chad

based

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Happened literally 20 minutes ago
>1am
>hitting coffe in MC Donald with my crush
>I have another gf now but still have feelings toward her, its complicated and long story but whatever
>order 2 coffes
>we laugh at some shit and suddenly I drop my coffe
>spilled over my white hoodie
>hehe user you are so clumsy
>takes hoodie of
>silence.exe
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>Wow user, since when you have such a big biceps, it wasnt like that
>mires hard, she touches it
>she flexes her bicep and makes corny jokes about it, hehe mine so small
>feels good man
>I had biceps training at morning, and still was a bit swolen
Pic. Related

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you cheap bastard. good luck

complete chad,

jesus guys. i can bang my gf whenever cos i can get her horny so easy, how did you actually cope with this? and one of you for 4 years! i don't think i could manage a relationship like that

she probably didn't want you to feel sad user. she cares about you in some way but you will have to work out how yourself. you were there. maybe talk to her and see in what way she is concerned/interested

>her and her husband are in a relationship
You don't say

Dude you're me. My ex chased me

>sex all the time, blowjobs, kinky shit
>sex every day
>her coming to me at least 3x/wk
>slowly whittled away to about 2x/wk
>she never initiated
>one year in down to 2x/month if lucky
>kinky shit all gone
>no blowjobs
>vanilla sex just for her to get it over with

I list my 6pack about 6 months into the relationship trying to put on mass, figured she wasn't attracted to me anymore, to bed a full blown body image complex because of it.

Fast forward 6 months after we break up, find out she was sexting her boss and probably fucking him on the side. Fucked my shit up for YEARS

>apropos of nothing
i even had to google that phrase and still got it.

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based mentality, keep at it user you are making it day by day

Favorite album?

some grill I met wants me to go to a brewery with her and maybe her friends. wat do

I don't have any miring stories.

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If you can bang then go, if not then don’t.

she has bf, I stalked her fb, apparently he's in another city. I think he might not be going. but who knows

>Doing hammer curls at the climbing gym rounding off the session
>Doughey pudge kid walks past
>Wow how can he use those things he's so strong
>They were just 20kg shitty concrete plastic spinlocks
I hope you stop eating so much little dude

based

I wouldn’t go. If she says “maybe friends” there will probably be friends there cockblocking the entire time.

you are making it user

and you just got mired by me

meh, I'm going anyway, she's bringing some of our coworkers along too. It's supposed to be a social thing. but she always tries to sit next to me all the time.

I'm just going for the beer anyway. I'll swim off the calories Saturday.

>laying brick at house in wealthy neighbourhood
>milf homeowner goes to leave
>waves to me
>I wave back
>she was waving at her neighbours
>mfw

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Based af
T.ex little dude

aw man that's a cool hoodie

>friends grad party
>his parents hate me
>i an on best behavior
>talk to his dad eventually
>"user you look so healthy, i always remember you were too skinny"

My girlfriend is 145cm and 115 pounds it’s pretty cool

>be me
>have female friend whom i haven't seen in a year come over
>we drink
>we make out
>she compliments my muscles a lot, especially arms
>wants me to choke, bite and hit her as hard as i can
>eventually she cums, but years of nosex and hardcore hentai fapping ruined my performance and endurance, trouble staying hard, so i feel like i was shitty

>later she texts and says it was amazing, wants to do it again, compliments my body a ton, says i'm super strong, first to make her cum and so on

i count it as a mire
now i just gotta fix my boner and i'll be set
we're all gonna make it

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just stop watching porn, if you have to jerk it, jerk it to pictures of women in lingerie...get trained back up to normal

Build a rotation buddy

Nothing better than being a big guy filling up a smol girl.

yeah its a damn cool hoodie better wash it fast or the coffe wont go out

Does being stared at the gym once in awhile count as mire?

post bicep

Looking at yourself in the mirror is not a mire.

At my buddies lake house for the weekend, and he brings up his crush from high school(we just graduated) we go swimming and I catch her looking a couple of times than a mutual friend said she called me hot, She later said she was done with relationships and was only into hookups and other suggestive shit like that in front of me but I didn’t make a move because my buddy has liked her for like 3 years.
I’ve only been working out for 6 months but I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon

>out with friends at a restaurant
>two grills i just met through my friend
>one of them says "remember that dog from earlier" and poses her arms out like how a buff pitbull looks from the front
>oh yea, he was like if user here was a dog
>"I'll take that as a compliment" I said
>one grill leaves and one stays to hit bars with us
>one that stayed kept buying me drinks, touching my arms, and even pressed her tits onto my shoulder
>grinded with sluts on the dance floor instead of talking to her

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>After feeling like chad for 2 weeks I am back to zero again.
It comes and goes man. dont worry

Alright here's a real story

>Be at Walmart neighborhood store parking lot
>Walking with my aviator sunglasses and tanktop
>Some chubby 16-ish looking girl with her mother
>She drops her pudding while looking at me
>Mother says "Great, you dropped your pudding!"
>I keep walking

Real story bros.

alpha af

Old women flirt with me all the time, but young women ignore me. Why? Are old women wise enough to know that I never get attention from girls and are making feel better, or are they wise enough to see my value when young women can't?

Because you look old.

I'm only 20. I won't post face but my niece (she's like 8) says I look 30. Do 50+ women really flirt with 30 year old men?

nah bro old women just give less of a fuck. Youre above a 5 or nobody would even see you. To get mires from 6-8s/10 you have to look 8-10/10. 9s and 10s wont usually give more than strong eye contact as an ioi.

Either grow a mustache and go full daddy on thots or fuck milfs either way your set.

Yes, because that’s when men are financially stable and when women realize they can’t survive on whoring out.

keep lifting user, youll make it.

This psycho bitch I work with was sandwiched in between my and her boyfriend on a couch at our staff party, and, I shit you not, she turned towards me and started playing with my hair and telling me how soft it is. I swear she has BPD because she's covered in tattoos. She recently told me that I'm bigger than her boyfriend now and I just spilled my spaghetti everywhere. Like how the fuck are you supposed to respond to that?

"I guess so" if you don't want to fuck
"You think so?" or "I think you're right" if you are

Be me

>Earlier this week be at the climbing gym
>Traversing, just trying to get time on the wall
>Overhear woman talking with a man behind me
>Don't really know what they're talking about
>Hear the phrase "see his back?" This activity is all back muscles
>Jump off the wall, casually look around
>No other guys on the wall within their field of view, must have been talking about me

Felt pretty good. Am I making it?

Perfect execution on the reply

This is what happened to me, it's had me fucked up for a long long time.