Skyrim Gains

How do I enter Skyrim mode?

Which program do I use?

How much does an Orc deadlift?

Are Imperials Natty?

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roids

Damn thats based. I want skyrim mode too.
I guess it would be a lot of
>farmers walk
>woodchopping or hammer on tires
> unconentional deadlifts
>rowing
>haymakers on sandbag for hours for shoulders gains
>And everything must be heavy as fuck no pumping shit, And also do everything for hours like a true working man of those times.

Why does my dude look dyel compared to yours? He’s nord and fully maxed on the weight scale

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Carry dragon bones and scales wherever you go. Bonus points if you make an armour out of them

Inferior non nord genetics

Serving in the imperial death legions slaughtering thalmor dogs for a decade or two.

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skyrim lighting can make things look very different

I should play this. What's the best race and build?

mogged

Stealth archer if you’re a nonconfrontational virgin

Dual wielding orc if you’re a chad

>serving imperial
>literally being a cuck who gets controlled by (((thalmor)))
Skyrim is for the nords you fag
Must be, that was in the bannered mare in whiterun but outside he looks like OPs only even bigger (because I mog all)

Because you play on console.

high elf mage

Warrior if you hate fun and like boring shitty mechanics
Stealth archer if you just want to steamroll everything
Mage if you want to have sex

Races barely matter once you’re past level 35(which is still early on), you level all the skills as you use them and the starting stats aren’t much different between the races, but generally

>nord
Basically Vikings, strong and frost resistant. Can do a battle cry to make enemies flee but you’ll barley use it because it’s not only useless but can be a pain in the ass to kill someone who’s pussing out and running away. Good for any type of build.
>kajeet
It’s a cat nigga, they’re good at stealth shit so archer/thieving build. Unarmed attacks do slightly more damage than other races because claws. Racial ability is see in dark
>wood elf/bosmer
Also good thieves, they’re considered the best at arching (again doesn’t matter what race you choose as you level the individual skills as you use them). They have some poison resistance and can make low level animals fight for them for like 60 seconds. Pretty useless as you’re rarely in a situation where you’ll use plus low level magic skills allow anyone to summon creatures
>highelf
Basically the kikes of Skyrim, trying to control everything and pull strings. But they’re good at magic. Idk anything else about them because (((jew)))
>dark elf
Good thieves, also good at destruction magic.
>orc
Good warriors, have a berserker ability to do double damage and take less damage. Probably the best you can choose because of the berserker ability, it’s something you’ll use often.
>redguards
Literally black people. I think their racial ability is stamina increase. But that’s pretty useless considering you can pause the game at any time to pop stamina potions or drinks to increase it.

Gets worse, I play it on switch of all consoles. I got it discounted for like $30 from an old job though plus is special edition and has all dlc (and I can get the breath of the wild Zelda armor and master sword/shield after beating the game).

Werewolf with mods.

Pure magic Breton if you like fun.
Stealth archer Khajiit if you're a complete faggot that doesn't want to play for fun and just want to kill everything with ease.
Berserker Nord if you like slicing shit up and being a Chad.
Make sure to download mods that change the gameplay like Requiem. Vanilla is shit.

Best build for a beginner is a Nord sword and shield.

Summoner if you want to beat the game easily. You can get two Dremora Lord summons which are the most powerful in the game.

>forgetting the Lizard bros
ngmi

is this what natty skyrim lads look like these days? kek

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I left the argonians out on purpose. Aside from being able to breath in water and looking dope I’m not sure what they’re good for. I guess as Dragonborn it kinda looks a bit cooler

I also left out imperials and Bretons because they’re basically just fucking nords.

>playing an elder scrolls game without mods or paying for mods
ISHYGDDT

They're stealth guys. They have a 20 in Stealth, Light Armor, Pickpocket, Restoration, and Alteration. Lockpicking is 25. In-lore they're swamp guerillas. Histskin is pretty strong too.

Can anyone post the stealth archer race chart?

With Special edition on steam modding is alot easier because it’s build in. But most of the mods in there suck ass and honestly i cant be bothered anymore to go through the whole skyrim nexus sharade.

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>working man of those times
The 4th era was trully harshest.

built lizards. is it feasible to be a sneaky agamid fuck while also being as wide as a firetruck. i'd assume the less mass the easier it is to make less noise

doesn't help in-lore they're a bunch of drug-fueled pseudo conquerors

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Yeah generally the best theives are the smaller races-dark elves-bretons-wood elves.
But that means nothing, it’s a difference of 5-10 points against a race who’s not considered stealthy. You can quickly level past that in an hour. I used to always go wood elf and make them look as Nordic as possible purely because I thought it mattered, come to pick the game back up and make this guy and found out he’s just as good. Archery and all sneak skills are both almost maxxed. I mean working on actually making a ugly rounded character on this playthrough though, rather than stick to one type of play style.

Was thinking on starting a new game with requiem for the unlevelled enemies, god I hate to see shitty bandits in high level armour. But I've heard that to start as a mage you have to cheese it in order to be able to achieve something, what's your opinion?

>Which program do I use?
3D studio max

Base stats reflect lore to a point. Obviously gameplay-wise you can have an Altmer dual-wielding axes in heavy armor if you want without really gimping yourself, but they're magically gifted in-lore and their base stats reflect that.

A fellow homo sexual i see

Yeah that’s true. Well the next game is in development, graphics are mapped off real locations including everything froms shrubbery to rocks in forests. Won’t be released until like 2024 but maybe the lore and story will outdo any other elder scrolls game, like perhaps there will be racial bonuses on the skills so like a wood elf levels archery quicker and can always do slightly more damage than other races. If that’s the case I’ll actually choose the right race for my play styles rather than the most human looking one.

>whole skyrim nexus sharade.

>download mod organizer
>download a mod
>hit install on the folder
>whoa you're done

Yeah I'd prefer the races get pigeonholed into a certain playstyle.

Not sure if thats sarcasm, but for the sake of lore I do think a MINOR (but significant) advantage depending on race/playstyle could make it interesting. The thing with elder scrolls that makes it fun is the ability to wear what you want, use what weapons/spells you want, and do basically what you want. It’s the freedom they give.

If that happens I’ll more than likely play my first warrior build and go Orc, maybe learn a tad bit of conjuration just for some extra dps while I tank and dual wield

>game crashes
>spend the next 2 hours figuring out which of your 200 mods caused the crash
>readjust mod load order accordingly
>game still crashes
>mfw

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I'm not being sarcastic, I just think races are mostly pointless for gameplay and prefer they gave a reason to actually think about what to pick for the type of build you want. People can always mod it if they don't like it.

I'm with him, it's not that simple. Some mods have to be in a certain order and each has contradicting advice saying this before that so you still have to guess.

Cool, agreed. But I still want to option to use what I want. They can easily do this, give a bonus for races/skills but allow players to choose at the con of not being as strong as the proper race. It almost just seems like Bethesda is lazy(shocker kek)

Mod Organizer will sort for you automatically now and use LOOT.

>he plays Skyrim without 50+ mods adding immersion, difficulty, and survival elements to the game

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The non meme answer is rugby and wrestling. Training seriously in either of these sports will get you a physique similar to Skyrim mode. If you want those abs, you have to add roids though.

Ulfric= Thalmor puppet kys

Let’s argue(inb4 go back fuck you):

Stormcloaks or imperials and why?


When the game came out I would always go imperial, initially because I was a retarded high schooler and thought it was more morally correct. Then in other playthroughs just because I wanted Ulfrics cape thing or to keep whiterun from getting fucked. Now I picked the game back up after a few years away from it and I feel foolish over that choice, I’m going stormcloak if I even do that questline. First the whole moral shit, mainly about “muh racism!” literally every group in elder scrolls is racist, arguably more so than nords/stormcloaks. Dark elves for example used to keep argonians in cages like dogs. No shit they’re unwanted in Skyrim. Then there’s the fact the thalmor, while just a temporary means to a potential better outcome for the imperials, are running the legion. If (((they))) aren’t reason enough to side with stormcloaks then I’m teally not sure what is.

How. Explain, reply to and explain. I’m actually open to listen to what you have to say. It’s a topic I enjoy. Are the thalmor not pulling strings for imperials? Sure they plan to just use the thalmor, but don’t you think they’re expecting that?

imperials because fuck shortsighted stormcuck lorelets

I don’t think it’s about being shortsighted for them though. I think it’s more of them sticking to their way. That’s what the whole Roggvir execution in solitude was about, he did his job and opened the gate. It just happened to be unfrocked coming in. But Ulfric challenged Torygg to combat, which Torygg accepted and they explain that’s the Nord way. It’s the thalmor and imperials fucking everything up

>he doesn't join the thalmor

((())) pls go

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Trap bar farmer walks with heavy as fuck weight made my forearms and grip strength blow up. Also weighted dead hangs. Just throw on your max trap bar deadlift weight with the high handles and start walking with that shit

Add in some overhead pressing and that would give you a good Skyrim physique

>>serving imperial
>>literally being a cuck who gets controlled by (((thalmor)))

>He doesn't know the Thalmor were controlling Ulfric the whole time

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>He doesn't know the Thalmor were controlling Ulfric the whole time
This is a retarded theory and will be a retarded theory even if Mr. Skyrim confirms it.

Thalmor here, you're just a puppet in our play regardless of what you do. It's comedic that you think your war is even an inconvenience regardless of who wins. We read these posts for fun.

Still mad over having your asses kicked by a fucking nord?

that's not fucking true.

they released him because they thought it was a good idea. they didn't 'flip' him. they simply considered it politically expedient - particularly because they thought he would weaken the imperials without succeeding.

you, being the dragonborn, can change history, and if you choose to side with ulfric, he can defeat the imperials. the thalmor won't be capable of defeat a skyrim united by the nords.

>“muh racism!” literally every group in elder scrolls is racist, arguably more so than nords/stormcloaks. Dark elves for example used to keep argonians in cages like dogs. No shit they’re unwanted in Skyrim.

Stop noticing things!

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So it’s just a theory? Sounds p gay that you’d even post it
Kek, there’s only 3 things I kill on sight. Giants, bandit chiefs (killed my chickens), and thalmor.

This guy gets it

don't do that, the giants just want to be left alone

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I know I feel pretty fucking bad about it. Even had one show up next to my house looking at my animals and rather than kill them or attack me he charged past me and killed a couple muscrabs that were no where near us. They’re total bros Who just wanna chill with their mammoths but I need the toes and they’re the only thing close to my level for upping sneak/archery and mammoths for filling soul gems

Based, I also kill all Thalmor/Imperial unite that I come across.

Based, saved

Fus Ro KEK

Found out if you play nord Lydia will get unique dialogs (unique to her) she says the typical taunts you hear from other npcs “you call yourself a nord!?” Thought it was p cool

I'm trying into Skyrim again. Are there any good modpacks or suggestions that don't go too far from the vanilla?

House mods. I’ve only played Skyrim on consoles, but I’ve always been fascinated by mods. One of the best mods I’ve seen that don’t seem to change game are the player homes. There’s also weapons, magic, armor obviously. But you can get shit like “the unofficial patch” or whatever it’s called and it keeps the game the same but fixes a ton of known bugs (for example the nightingale blade, while a great sword, if you get it at level 46 which is the strongest version, you cannot upgrade it. But the unofficial patch mod fixes that)

I had no idea that everyone prefers to play as a stealth archer. I thought melee would be the normie choice

Stealth archer is OP and easiest to do. The perks you get with sneak and archery just make it Op. I two shorted a mammoth today with iron arrows. And I’m only lvl 37 on that character, archery is only at 90 and sneak is at like 70

I just started playing Skyrim again and I'd doing a stealth dagger assassin/Illusion build. It's fun to get a backstab, but usually I get caught or I can't sneak attack (like on a dragon). It's still early so maybe when my sneak increases the backstabs will be easier.

Yeah dude get lvl 100 sneak with either nightingale armor set (great for illusion/steak build) or the daedric ebony mail. What you need is that last perk on sneak and all the 5/5 first perk. I remember my first play through was so OP I could have a mob of like 30 people attacking me in close quarters and I’d just crouch and they couldn’t see me, but it triggered a kill animation if I attacked simultaneously and he appeared behind them in a cloud of black smoke and instakilled them with a throat slit. Also put perks into the one handed for swords daggers and dual wield btw. It gets super OP

Give more more farmer walk secrets. I can currently carry 305 with a trap bar for 3 walks (maybe like 50 feet or so)

I usually do it at the end of leg day or back day. Its one of my favorite exercises. How much more powerful can I get with these? Dont true strongmen carry their bodyweight in each hand? That would be a total of 420 for me, I dont think I could do it natty

My distance is pretty short to be honest. Maybe like 20 feet, drop, catch a breather, then 20 feet back. Right now I’m up to 465. The trap bar high handles make it super easy for you overload the fuck out of your body.

>Right now I’m up to 465.

God damn dude, you on gear? very impressive. Ive never seen anyone do more than my 305 in person then again Im the like the only person in my rather large gym who does farmer walks with the trap bar- or at all. Im starting to think I should just do it every workout.

>How do I enter Skyrim mode?
Play the game.

>Which program do I use?
Skyrim.exe

>How much does an Orc deadlift?
Orc Necromancers can revive any corpse.

>Are Imperials Natty?
Imperials are Skooma-ridden traitors!

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Because that's a breton

>i've only played Skyrim on consoles.
So you didn't really play Skyrim you fag.
Console fags need to be shot.

Monk training and cocaine

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t.

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Pic related also seeThe funny part here is that you can’t even see tht if anything by relying on mods you're the one not playing skyrim.
>acsthually, uhhhmmm, skyrim was made to be modded shoo you’re wrong!!
Shut up faggot

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But it’s not, it was just shitty gym—- errr inn lighting

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What i wouldnt do to get arms like that...

Werewolf is very low iq. Imagine having weaknesses LMAO

Altmer have 50+ magicka and are slightly taller so i think they move faster, besides that i can't think of any dramatic racial differences. Something like more/less health/magicka/stamina depending on race would be nice but overall the differences shouldn't keep one race from being a certain playstyle

I barely play the main story questline past the one where you get dragonrend and i don't care about the civil war plot but i always pick stormcloack simply because the imperials literally said ''fuck it, he dies too'' and i feel they should be free to believe in whatever they want

I worry that I’d be too big to do shit like wash my back or wipe my ass. I already have to really stretch for my back. (I realize I don’t need to worry about it until I start frauding, even then it would take a while). It just looks like it would become inconvenient at a point

I actually never got into Skyrim properly, is it worth to try again? I thought that for such an open RPG there was fucking nothing to do in it.

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Haha yeah like what if being out in the sun gave you huge debuffs haha werewolf sure is weak, not like they can summon ice wolves or a few other lycans to fight with them, eat anything they kill to heal and get stronger and literally bitch slap most opponents 30 feet back, or just use the power whenever they want. Haha

>nordcel

I forgot about that, the only one who seemed to give a shit was hadvor. I’m probably honestly gonna avoid that questline in this play through though, I don’t like how whiterun gets destroyed. I started a new save that’s my first pure mage/vampire lord build though and I plan to literally just wreak havoc and kill everyone I can

Suck my frost resistant cock

Nah. The last time I downloaded it I spent 3 days trying to install 300+ mods, played for 5-6 six hours and then trashed myself for spending my time on nothing. But there is a good amount of quality pornomods if you are into in

does nobody ever realise that sentencing a probably innocent civillian to the block probably isn't the best for PR. and that no merchant questions it when you sell them legion armor

Yeah that’s part of why I don’t really care what choices I make so long as it benefits me, they also killed a guy for just stealing a horse and I think normally it’s only a 100g bounty.