>If you are getting bigger, someone else is getting smaller.
>if someone else is getting bigger then you are getting smaller
You faggots are delusional if you think you are finding any useful advice anywhere on the internet. I'm trying to get big, not make you big
If you are getting bigger, someone else is getting smaller
What?
I'm getting bigger than you right now
Based strokepost
it brings me great pleasure to know, that every time i pump iron, and i reach a new level, that by the law of equal and opposite reactions, someone else in the world just got a bit weaker.
if i can lift a weight for 8 reps today, and tomorrow i squeeze out nine, i know that somewhere, a man who could do 8 reps yesterday, can now only do 7. the strong should fear the weak.
it's just how it is.
This
what is this marxist lifting theory?
Imma lift 9 today and you will fail you fucking wankstain
Lifting is pure capitalism I'm finna get so big that you turds cant even overcome the barrier to entry I've artificially installed on the market of bigness
you can't lift 9 unless i lift 8. and when i lift 10, you will lift 7. someday i will lift 17, and you will be unable to move, physically paralyzed, and when i lift 18, you will fade from existence altogether, like an old polaroid.
You think after a few hours your "pump" fades from your arms but really that's just me hitting the curls and chinups stealing your biceps away from you
But that isnt how science works you dummy.
My fucking sides
>to obtain gains, you must become the gains goblin and steal them from other men.
it's a doggy dog world.
and yet, scientists are all weaklings. can't explain that, huh?
We blame gf, wife, kids, job, parents
We were the gains goblins this whole time... we gained piana out of this mortal coil. Bros... I'm so sorry
i posit that gains can neither be created nor destroyed, only transferred from man to man, like electrons around the nuclei of atoms. the anionic bond between any two quantum-linked individuals is the means by which a covalent transfer of muscle mass occurs.
>and you will be unable to move, physically paralyzed, and when i lift 18, you will fade from existence altogether, like an old polaroid.
it's not enough to lift, my son. you must lift more than your doppelgainer.
who is that old guy on the far left?
why thats anakin skywalker
This picture looked like it came from 2009 with that faggy emo hair
It's a demonstration of a bro who outworked his lifting buddy so hard the buddy just gave up and joined Jow Forums
Is this thread a Fullmetal Alchemist reference?
>he thinks i stop lifting
you retard
Is that the last natural?
Shut the fuck up Thucydides
I never stop lifting. I don't want to give you chode monkies a chance to make me small
Me so lonely! Me so horny!
Marxist lifting is when you recieve the full value of your workout instead of the surplus going to the gym owner
Is this why gym owners are usually swole af but I never seen them working out?