Why do Americans have such smelly anuses?

Why do Americans have such smelly anuses?

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they don't wash their assholes after poo

they shit with them

they pull up their pants right after shitting instead of wiping and/or using a bidet

Do you go around and smell people's anuses?

No bidets

Why can they go by just wiping? My ass starts to itch if I just wipe

t. no-bidet third worlder

How do you know that?

Why would you squirt water up your ass when you can just use wet wipes

>he believes the bidet is a squirting fountain
Travel more, faggot

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bidets are gay

Looks like squirting to me, now why the fuck dont you use wet wipes

Because your asshole gets scented only with water and soap. Any other solution is nigger-tier hygiene.

Your faeces-encrusted ass is gay.

>A fucking taco saying anything about smelly anuses
Cleaner than you Diego

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>Any other solution is nigger-tier hygiene.
Actually in nigger-tier countries they rarely use toilet paper

Ani*

>spraying water up your asshole
>not gay
The absolute STATE of bidetcucks

Do americans really?

>Mexidog sticks his nose in other peoples' anuses
atta boy!
Who wants a scooby snack?

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t.just sharted myself

t. german poojeet

>imagining some short mexican walking behind 200kg american tourists on the level of their budging asses smelling them unwillingly while waiting in line at the taco shop

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no yuse toylit paper.

t. smelly asshole with a smelly asshole who never even washes his ass because scrubbing between the cheeks is gay

Cleaning our anuses is less time spend eating. It's not worth it

HOLY FUG LOL

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