Be american

>be american
>have to take a loan to go to the doctor
>turns out that testicle that has been hurting for the past few months has a tumor
>doctor Shekelstein says it's better to remove both
>Thats ok, don't need them anyway, because your wife has multiple boyfriends to do the hard work
>also get shot

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:(

Pretty good this time but cucks are concentrated mostly in Europe instead of US. Unless you mean west coast I guess.

8/10

Most of the fatties have gone to bed so we will just have to keep this alive until they wake up, so we can remind them what we think of them.

>be belgian
>doctor says if I don't stop eating waffles and chocolate I'm going to die of a heart attack
>try to follow his instructions
>no other food in belgium
>starve
>also have a heart attack

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>burgers actually believe this

When I rape a bitch, I inject her with my special “fart juice” so in about an hour (which is about how long I take to rape) she farts out a frothy mixture of shit, blood, and cum, and I put it in my mouth to mix it with my spit. The effects of the “fart juice” last for about 24 hours after it starts, so shes still farting as she lay there in the cold hard ground after I dump her off the side of the highway. Completely naked, shivering cold and farting constantly. Its truly a sight to behold. Usually I pick young innocent girls (11-14) so they have no clue whats going on. Completely destroyed by her epic gasses. I make sure to drive them across state lines miles away from their home. If she tries meeting or speaking with anyone about her rape the next day, she’s still just farting away. I wonder if anyone would take her seriously LOL!

>whiteflags actually believe american memes are real

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LAND
OF
THE
FAT

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>US population 325 million
>french population 64 million

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