Indulge me
I voted bi
The 2nd defends the 1st
I'm actually surprised by the vote.
Not yours of course :3
Based and red pilled.
Shouldn't there be an asexual option too?
5/5 are bi ummmm
No. I'm not running an sjw femifeels poll here.
If you don't have an attraction to either at all just abstain.
I'm genuinely surprised.
Come on bant don't let this thread die.
I getcha.
I have a friend who claims he's asexual, but he's really bi, it's fun to see him get flustered when i tease him about it.
Idk why i said that, just seemed relevant somehow.
>I'm genuinely surprised.
I'm not, was pretty certain Jow Forums was majority bi.
Why isn't frogsexual an option?
I was almost sure bant was straight and gays were just a vocal minority.
I don't think anyone is truly asexual. Everyone likes something.
Because this isn't
You know it would have won though faget
i dont care what ur poll is im not voting in it cuz ur a faggot
destroyed
You're a shitty meme faction that won't last 6 months.
Well right now there's a 73% chance you like some kind of men homu.
Frogposting will never stop.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
get a life
Among one of the many things I'd hoped many Americans had learned from Vietnam is that an occupying force can never hope you defeat a strong indigenous resistance.
>Shelby from NY voted
I'm not so sure about that.
I think amoeba are asexual.
Shelby's lesbian?
Your a a dick...you know why and that what matters
I'm a simple person, if i am male i want to fuck women to make babies, if i am female i want to be knocked up by cute males
uh-oh.
Trouble in paradise?
..... You think you're smart as fuck don't you?
>Shelby
I'm pretty sure. I mean she's been talking about her gf for a while now.
Why what did I do?
That's kind of gae.
it's bi
simply because I can
Long story....of one time when we was high....he could have forgotten he remember nothing she he hight
No, more like something I said but it cool in the end juat stuped thing.
remrmber I want too wait in tell i had skreen shoot of post round thread of bant proving everyone a little gay...this whole thing was my idea I ask you not too take....but it cool we was supper high when we talk about it two day ago
no option for cute boys or boys that look like girls
Fine let bam this out burst or me being white....it that not right norime....
Oh, that.
Huh.
Good thing it wasn't anything MAJOR.
Checked.
>..... You think you're smart as fuck don't you?
:3
>I'm pretty sure. I mean she's been talking about her gf for a while now.
Hmm, idk, I wasn't even sure she was actually a girl, probably though.
I'm not sure that was her though since i haven't seen her all day.
Alright cool.
Hate to see you having some heated argument.
bisexual master race
That means it's half gae ^-^
Fuck I actually remember now. Sorry. This can go into your proof that bant is gay.....i was just bored...
No. This is for data collection only.
If that's true then that means there's at least one other female.
It fine, I just laying down tell me back stop hurting and desaid to shit up you thread tell it got better
>tfw /bimasterrace/
I
CAN'T
STOP
DOING
THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i want to be half gae with you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT
'
S
OUT
OF
CONTRL
So confused now...
Bi might have it.
Sweetie you have a problem. Here take my hand :3
W-w-what?!
....ˢᵉnᵈ ʰᵉˡᵖ
Let's have a cute little runt
Where's the option for anime grills only?
what's with all of these crypto-gays?
um, I voted bi but there aren't really any girls I've ever been interested in
called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
PD didn't die for this
boys > girls desu
Yes he did.
OwO
PD is controlled opposition
no he didn't
dat thumbnail doe
And she's a lesbo...
Probably just someone wanting to meme it though.
Maybe you should reconsider whether that's actually true then, sweet Kiki~
M-m-my bf is r-right there......
In your imagination.
None? Wow.
So you should've voted gay.
He died BECAUSE of this.
He was weak.
Baby I'm worried about you making all these memes. You have a problem....
literally worst namefag
bt w why are y'all so fucking gay?
LITERALLY WHO
He's not Kiki tho
A BIG problem
u
because boys are better than girls
u rite :3
well, um, it said under the right circumstances, and I mean if I met the right girl we could probably make something work
you can count it as gay instead if you want...
who's kiki?
Am i supposed to care? What's a few bastards on the side?
god damn you're all fucking faggots in here
Bi comes with more availability for big secs.
I'll show you something BIG
OwO
U
yeah but aren't y'all afraid of Aids or sumthin like that?
OwO
you need to clam down *hand cuff you too me*
oh, i thought it was, haven't seen him in a while.
Mabe just leaning on gay then.
Still bi if you can still imagine a nice relationship with a woman.
don't be a slut and you won't get AIDS
and if you /must/ be a slut, make sure you PrEP and make sure whoever tops uses a condom
But aren't you also afraid of not being able to hold your poopoo in when you get older?
I'll still consider you gay qt kiwi.
I appreciate you putting that much thought into it. You were trying to be as honest as possible.
Uh ummm......n-no I c-cant do this...
>meet qt boi
>go on date
>about to make big secs
>"so is there anything I need to worry about or get cream for after?"
>"haha no I'm clean"
>commence gae buttsex
Just don't get with anyone with aids. It's pretty easy as knowingly infecting someone with it is a felony.
Aren't you worried more about Muslims in Paris?
*rubs your bulge*
Excited already? Did last night upset you? :3
Um... okay.
*holds your hand*
Let me corrupt you
>muslims
>paris
lamo, as if.
And what if they are lying, huh?
Yeah, last night did upset me...
That's the other kiwi
Denmark what has gotten into you?! A day ago you were shitting on me for being ugly.
I'm s-so confused!
.... were they lying?
*wrap my arms around you*
Aww I didn't want to upset you. It wasn't that big of a deal. Your life is complex it's okay that things like this happen.
*hugs you tight*
I'm afraid that many more episodes like that will happen until I get moved in with you two.
I guess...not all seropositive people are aware of their disease, and occurrences of them hiding it from their partners is far from uncommon.
yeah, that sounds about right
oki :3
and um, I dunno, I wanted to give an accurate response
>qt
pic related
Hey look a thread full of homos.
*pets your head*
If that happens we'll work through it. You can't control everything in your life bae.
Why don't you just enjoy the moments we do have?
It's actually very common people to both get tested together before sex. Especially if they've been dating a while.
You seem overtly worried about this.
So tell me qt kiwi have you ever seen a dick besides your own? :3
This pic is better.
Hope you find that cute boi/grill someday then!
Statistically, no u
Why wouldn't I be worried about this? Aids is a dangerous epidemic costing millions each year to the average tax-payer. Each avoided case is a victory in itself.
Can't argue with that.
i came home and logged onto my favourite subreddit and this is what i see
Now it's complete with one of the best homus :3
Nah I like Astolfos cute little balls :3
Then don't fuck anyone you're not courting and get an aids test with them. Is that so hard?
>Flag
Oh yeah. Wear protection during your next gang rape Ahmed.
um
n-not in person or anything...
thanks fren :3
um, likewise
Yeah. Let's.
How kind of you to say.
How are you?
You realize more than one dane browse here, yes?
But unfortunately, not all sodomites are as careful, and the risk of catching the disease is severely increased by such sexual behavior.
You seem awfully indulgent about this very important and complex issue.
So you're a virgin then? Never had your cute little better stroked off while he fucks your boi pucci raw?
*kisses you lightly*
Tell me cute. Have you been stalking me and fantasizing about me?
*licks your cheek*
Good except this needle in my arm. I was hoping I could find you too to ask you some things.
What was life like as a child for you?
You're all the same to me :3
>sodomites
Stop. You wanna talk theology take it to pol. I'm a Mormon who makes qt bois scream and I'm a high priest. So just stop. If God wants to hate on me for doing gae shit at least I don't go to hell.
That's a strange question to ask... Why do you ask?
But there is, semantically, no connotation between religion and the word sodomites, as it only describes the sexual behavior of people who enjoy sodomy. It is, however a necessary precision since homosexuality is not necessarily linked with sodomy.
I want to impregnate this faggot
>Americans
>learning from past mistakes
jej
*sucks on your tongue*
Fantasizing, yes. Stalking, not so much.