Be american

>you

bee flag quints juice?

fox5vegas.com/story/38189976/police-investigate-shooting-that-left-one-man-dead-in-north-las-vegas
>be american
>get shot
>nobody charged
>nobody cares
>family goes bankrupt from funeral costs
>shoot themselves
>survive
>hospital bills put them in further debt
>charged with attempted multiple suicide
>sentenced to death by firing squad
>get shot

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based

>be american
do the shooting

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>be bong
>live in Eurabia

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*rapes your anime girl*

Send over chief leaf

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>be Canadian

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ouch

>dude "cheap healthcare and gun control are the only things that lead to good quality of living" lmao

meanwhile...

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>be citizen of the USA
>be the victim of gun violence

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>be russian
>die alone

>US Population 325.7 million (2017)
>15,549 people were killed by guns in the United States in 2017 - .0047%
>U.S. vehicle deaths topped 40,000 in 2017 - .012%
almonds activated

Eat a dick you smug asshole

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>be American
>become the burger

based and redpilled

>be Leaf
>be silently invaded

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What country should I move to?

Mongolia

>be New Zealand
>be New Zealand

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Are you a fucking mind reader? I was going to type out a joke about becoming a mongolian sewer peasant but then I decided to leave it out. That's some spooky shit user.

BASED THREAD AMERICA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone say Mongolia?

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Do you need to import some?