Parliament of Jow Forums

It's time to establish a Parliament of Jow Forums and bring law and order to this anarchy of animefaggots and frogposters.

How to play:
>Put on a tripcode
>Choose a political party or make one if there is space
>To create a political party choose a name and a color.

Your name should go like [Political Party] Name #tripcode

After we get atleast 10 members(or less depending on how this fills up) we will elect the President of Jow Forums and start making laws.

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gay and saged

K

>Republicanura Party
>green

fugg forgot the other shit

Whatsbyoyr platform

Furthermore,
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Legal protection for frogs of all kinds (including but not limited to Pepe, Apu, Groyper), and implementing criminal penalties for trapposting, Cirno-shilling, and other such faggotry

Added.

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Red of course

>Anti Rules Party
>black

Updated. We can start discussing now.

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My internet is suddenly down, I'm phoneposting now. Forgive the sudden change of ID/tripcode

We already had one you faggots, and one of the major party heads was in fact a frog-loving giga nigger like you who singlehandedly ruined it by also being a pedophile.

Go eat a rake.

rules are dumb and the mods and jannies should fug off Jow Forums

lel

I'm much more inclined to join the Republicanura party. Frogs shouldn't be abused or bullied because this is supposed to be a nice board towards EVERYONE, frogposters included.
I really think animefags are really pushing it too far now.

Jow Forums shouldn't be Jow Forums's trash bag.

"No rules" is a great way for us to become /b/ 2.0 if the wrong people start creeping in. Let's not be too hasty

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a classic example of an animefag. As you can see, these individuals are incapable of discussing like civilized people. We need to do something about this.

ok ok
no rules except anons who post porn get banned forever

With your logic on "this is supposed to be a nice board towards EVERYONE", you can't bulli animeposters.

Ack forgot name

But it is, and there's nothing we can do about it until mods stop dumping Jow Forums garbage in here.
This matter is not very important anyways tbhwy, Ronald. You should think about serious issues, not this.

I see no harm in an*meposting in itself, but it's often used solely to attack frogposters; this is where the problem lies. Both of these groups provide all of Jow Forums — including Jow Forums — with certain unique cultural traditions. This is truth whether oldfags/newfags like it or not.

changing name

Having no rules is madness, this board would quickly deteriorate if your party were to win. Prove me wrong.

Le Dank Forced Face: A Party You Can Trust!

Another beautiful speech from Mr. Brap, if anyone has any objections feel free to prove him wrong.

But you can't IMHO.

>kum

Color?

>anons who post porn get banned forever
I only partially agree with this motion. This is a red board after all, to allow for freedom of expression, sexual or otherwise. However, I do believe that a line should be drawn, as there are obviously forms of porn more vile than others; the "worse porn forms" are the ones that must be kept off Jow Forums to keep it from spiraling into degeneracy.

we should only have 2 rules
no porn
no spamming between 2pm-11pm

How would you define "spamming"? It may seem obvious, but lack of thorough definition leaves room for loopholes

Porn and spamming are not the only problems this board is facing.
In fact, there are many, many more, so having only these two rules wouldn't really help so much.

This thread is just another LARP that is AN EXACT COPY OF AN IMPTRASH THREAD
call me an animefag or whatever, but this is just useless
Do you italy, actually think that a government would work on a random board?
And by the way italy, I know you're one of those frogposters too, your posting style is always recognizable

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Red because were redpilled

Updated.

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Your pessimistic and negative behaviour isn't going to change anything, Canada.
At least we are trying.

Mr. Reagan, have you stated your platform/goals/proposals? I can't recall

Bloody hell my name got erased

Establish a free Jow Forums with perfect equality and heavy rules.

>pessimistic
>negative behavior
nigger what
I'm just absolutely surprised that you transcend all boundaries of retardation
Are you trying to act as a different version of yourself, one that is more "reasonable and likeable"?
cause if you are, you aren't doing a good job of it

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No, he didn't. He only stated that we should find a solution for the imptrash problem, but the truth is that we are powerless to stop it.
It is the mods that should do something about it, not us. We should focus on the problems that we CAN deal with, such as:
>avatar faggots
>kot ID get threads
>namefags
>tripfags
>footfaggots
>faggots
>forced memes (despacito etc)
>threads that are posted everyday by attention seeking faggots

....
You can't stop someone from posting a thread, even if they are an attention seeking faggot.

Just trying to act like a good OP. I really don't see what your problem is. Also, I'm not a frogposter, and I'm not whoever you think I am. Chill out dude.

We just need to stop replying to the attention seeking fags. Anyways, let's hear what you consider this board's problems to be.

>avatar fags
Honestly pretty harmless, but they set themselves up to get bullied for being so gay. Not sure what to do with that.
>kot ID get threads
I agree that these are absolute [s4s]-tier cancer, but we have no "constitutional power", if you will, over their participants, since this is indeed a random board. Additionally, they aren't lewd or hateful — just annoying — so it's hard to justify shutting them down.
>namefags/tripfags
Inevitable, as is the bullying they receive.
>footfags
Scum. Fetishism like this belongs on bottom-tier /s/ or /h/ threads.
>faggots
Sexual expression is fine, in my opinion, as long as they don't go trying to convert people and/or turn them into trannies.
>forced memes
>attention whores
Once again, inevitable. Simply ignore them, unless you have a better idea.

I'd like to specifiy that when this thread dies, another one will be made tomorrow, around the same time, with the same purpose: discussing about this board's problems and trying to find a solution for them. The same parties will be listed everyday, and I will recognize each founder by their tripcode.

the "i hate Jews" party'
gold
not even gonna bother putting on a tripcode


our only policies are no /generals/ or jews

I actually am 100% positive that you're lying through your teeth and through your keyboard
lemme just gather up some evidence that you are that one autistic italian frogposter
prepare to get your daily worth of (You)'s
>frogs shouldn't be abused or bullied because this is supposed to be a nice board towards EVERYONE, frogposters included
>I really think animefags are really pushing it too far now
gee I wonder why you are so soft towards frogposters and so much against animeposters
also, for following your own logic, you are shitting on animeposters even though you say this should be a nice board towards EVERYONE, which if you're including everyone, you're including animeposters
Once again, you seem to be antagonising animeposters for a reason

And just to prove this guy and you wrong, take a look at the catalog right now, AND ONLY LOOK AT THE OP'S THAT HAVE ANIME IMAGES
There is absolutely no anime thread that even talks about frogposters, except 1 thread
Meanwhile, if you do enough digging in the archives, frogposters make a majority of threads shitting on weebs, animefags, etc.
further more, this is a random board, there is no such thing as culture here, there is never anything really set in stone or regarded as true culture since things can dissapear and appear at any time on this board. It's completely static without one thing in place, even this applies to things since day 1

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You see, the reason why I think you're trying to set up a false personality, is that you act too much like that one italian that always leans towards frogposting and hates anything anime and calls anyone he doesn't like an animefag
for the latter you called this guy an animefag even though HE DIDN'T POST ANYTHING RELATED TO ANIME

Hello yes, I wanna establish the fun party, all lowercase. Make it blue.

Updating, please state the end goal of your parties

I will reply after I update

>ohhh there's only one anime thread shittalking frogs so it's clearly always this infrequent
jej

End goal is to remember to have fun.

end goal of our party is the end of /generals/ and jews

Updated

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Very good, very good. The anti-jew party brings up a real problem: Generals. I think everyone here will agree with me if I say the K-POP general has to go.

the fun party platform as fleshed out in the party constitution:
-no srs bsns
-no whining
-make something if it hasn't been made
-have fun
-chastise srs bsns

they aren't bothering anybody. no point.

The General poster is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, newfag, spammer, autist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>gee I wonder why you are so soft towards frogposters and so much against animeposters
For the simple fact that I don't like anime and I consider weebs to be faggots. Most of the time they are also mean to frogposters for no actual reasons at all. However, I am not excluding animeposters from the discussion, and everyone is free to create a party, animeposters included.

>also, for following your own logic, you are shitting on animeposters even though you say this should be a nice board towards EVERYONE
I was only reacting because that guy offended me. I assumed he was an animeposter since he seemed to hate frogposters.

>LOOK AT THE OP'S THAT HAVE ANIME IMAGES
There is absolutely no anime thread that even talks about frogposters, except 1 thread
Sure, but take a look at the OP's that have frog images now. They aren't talking about anime either, so what's your point?
I'd also like to remind you that frogposters are a minority on the board, and they're being bullied for no reason by the animeposting majority. There are 45 anime threads against 17 frog threads atm. In every frog thread you will find an animeposter offend someone, while the same can't be said for anime threads, where frogs are rare to find.

disagree with there are no traditions on a content-driven anonymous imageboard, only the idea of throwing something on the all and seeing the stickiness. fools believe the concept of tradition can be applied to a community of individuals who are essentially interchangeable in their anonimity. if a meme dies, it dies, no use in trying to bring back longcat or boxxy, despite their cultural value in theory, if they are long dead. the only thing that persists is an underlying spirit, and if you let that spirit become compromised, and have the board reflect select pieces of content instead of having pieces of content reflect the board, then disasters such as Jow Forums occur. don't be such a sentimental pooftah.

>The Weeaboo Party
>Whatever color is left

there's like 5 persistent frogposters, tops, and i already know you're one of them OP. nerd. olo

There is pink, brown, grey, and purple. You can also choose darker shades of colors that were already taken.
Also, please, state the end goal of your party and put on a tripcode if you want to be recognized in the next thread.

It's only defamation until you can prove it.

you're literally the only active italian on Jow Forums, bucko. it isn't that hard to put two and two together.

Not really. There are at least another two, if you don't count Korbo.

Actually well said.
I do disagree in a way though, in that Longcat and the like died naturally — sure, people gave those posters shit, too, but not to the same extent, and not in the same ways. Frogs are not dying naturally, they are being unjustly exterminated.

frogposter vs. animeposters is just the latest shitty drama of the month stewed up by uppity newfriends. it's mostly one-sided too. anyways, any time some boy tries to bring up some idea of "people groups" on Jow Forums that are mutually exclusive, it's always some shitter trying to stir up some epic board wars for their fun. this brings down post quality, and thus reduces fun, turning the shitposting into crypto-srs bsns, which the fun party opposes at all costs.
the truth is, the frog and the anime are only ideas of those who post it like literally everything else on the site, and represent no solid demographic.

>Most of the time they are also mean to frogposters for no actual reasons at all
well maybe YOU COULD ACTUALLY ASK THEM why they don't like frogposting
>I am not excluding animeposters from the discussion
see your own post in you basically called animeposters to be unable to actually participate here
I was only reacting because that guy offended me. I assumed he was an animeposter since he seemed to hate frogposters
so basically you think everyone that offends you is an animeposter?
fucking top kek
And for your last part, I've honestly should have contstructed my argument better
I should have instead said that most of ALL the threads on Jow Forums that have an anime picture is for the most part, pure shitposting or discussion. Take a look at the archives for that
Meanwhile, if you're already in the archives, search any frog related thing, or remember back to when the frog spam waves happened, and you can see or remember how a significant portion of frog related posts or threads were talking about anime or weebs or stuff relating to those 2

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unironically based and redpilled
how long have you been on Jow Forums onihs, I've never had the chance to ask

>I was only reacting because that guy offended me. I assumed he was an animeposter since he seemed to hate frogposters*
shit, meant to quote that

Wholeheartedly agreed, but those who wish to use these "ideas"/intellectual properties should not face opposition solely for said use.

since early march, but i've lurked long enough to get the gist of the board. have experience on several other boards, notably 2013 - 2016 Jow Forums, which saw the downfall of a once secluded board into another chanology disaster, also been on /lit/, /a/, /trash/, /ic/, and /co/.

There's the Italian, Korean proxyfag, Memeboi, Serbian, New Zealander, and an American. Cheerios also recently went off the deep end and is now ironically supporting them in order to kill cirnoposting, so that makes it six. I have a feeling that there's a lot more Americans and Russians that aren't necessarily in on the raid posting Pepe and getting propped up by the raiding group to bolster their numbers, but it's hard to tell as that could just be the American using copy pasta'd greentexts.

>Most of the time they are also mean to frogposters for no actual reasons at all.
How about the fact that one of your earliest interactions on the board was trying to turn it into an Jow Forums clone () and you spent the following months unsuccessfully trying to start Jow Forums topics on Jow Forums in order to strangle the developing culture in lieu of another depression quest clone? Or how even during the time that frogs were kind of accepted in Apu you made virtually zero interactions with the rest of the board other than your closed off group, made no OC, and ended up whining about anime whenever your low quality threads got deleted?

Instead of trying to make something new, you frogs stamp out all original ideas and regurgitate the same tired triad of greentexts, tendies, shock images, and toilet humor ad infinium. Jow Forums and Jow Forums have been locked in stasis for two years and you tried to do the same with /qa/ for a reason that makes sense only in your deranged minds.

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it's an open board, man. if people wanna shitpost, they can. if they wanna make content or posts about their dislike of your content or posts, they can. it all has to do with how much memetic support they've got in the general Jow Forums populace.
as an observation, froposters don't have the memetic edge because they lack any content freshness. they're just a rehash of a rehash being posted to cause some hilarious conflict. frogposters know this, any i don't believe, shouldn't be surprised when they are opposed. in fact, i'd expect them to adore the attention and drama. they likely do, but just aren't satisfied that they eventually get sidelined and ignored and want something "greater," the dramaleeches they are.

>"you frogs"
>stamp out all original ideas
The same way that "you weebs" have perpetuated the same faggot/diaper larping from time immemorial?
We aren't here to service stereotypes (the ones I have presented are purely for the sake of argument). Tendiefags, etc., are their own issue.

wait.
hold on,
So although you agree that the frogs vs anime war is stupid, you posted in , supporting frogs saying they should be protected no matter what they do
what the fuck are you going at?

>How about the fact that one of your earliest interactions on the board was trying to turn it into an Jow Forums clone () and you spent the following months unsuccessfully trying to start Jow Forums topics on Jow Forums in order to strangle the developing culture in lieu of another depression quest clone? Or how even during the time that frogs were kind of accepted in Apu you made virtually zero interactions with the rest of the board other than your closed off group, made no OC, and ended up whining about anime whenever your low quality threads got deleted?
based frogposters!

Gentlemen, I need to go. Every (You) that you gave me will be answered in the next thread.
Party creation is suspended until next thread, but discussion is still encouraged.
I think that by the end of the next thread we should hopefully have our first president.
See you next time.

so you won't refute my response to the response you gave to me?
And you won't defend yourself to ?
Why are you leaving now?
is it because you ran out of arguments?

Frogs, in my experience, are typically only used as reaction/emotion image macros — with the occasional tendie greentext, but most other frogs would hardly see them as one of their own. (Admittedly, I'm somewhat of a newfag, I've been here roughly 3 months as well.) The frogs you describe are simply those feeding off of the frog-anime war that's kicked up as of late, as you had mentioned earlier. Am I wrong in assuming this?

I stand in support of legal PROTECTION for frogs, as previously stated, but nowhere did I state they would be legally untouchable. Do not put words in my mouth.

No, it's honestly because I need to work. As I said, I will answer any (You)s in the next thread.

I cannot speak for Italy's actions.

what year is it? the bout of frogposting on Jow Forums is the creation of a couple fags trying to stirs shit. even if you make the "cultural" argument, frogs have never been a part of Jow Forums's "tradition" aside from maybe apu

then what is your definition of protection then?
>ive been here for 3 months
holy shit, thats explains a lot

This is true as well. I nevertheless stand by the principle that the entirety of the frog populace should not be punished for the actions of a handful of underageb&s that misuse frog images for malicious purposes.

Protection meaning that a poster who has not agitated anybody should not be bashed solely for using a frog to represent them.

also piss off

I personally think random boards don't really even have a culture in the first place, they are more of static around the clock
you can't define Jow Forums as a whole really
Tradition is more well defined here though. I don't think people like apu anymore as a tradition, especially since they ousted themselves as having the same motives as the pepe spammer

First off, where in my post did I indicate I was one of the weebs? I'm indifferent to them and don't give a shit about any bones you have to pick with them real or imaginary.
But more importantly:
>We aren't here to service stereotypes (the ones I have presented are purely for the sake of argument). Tendiefags, etc., are their own issue.
That is where you're wrong and why I treat your various frog sterotypes as a single conglomerate. When it comes to frogposts, it's never just "the normalfags that happen to use Pepe to start their OPs." It might start that way, but posting the frog image macro and not opposing it in some way acts as an indicator to the rest of your herd that its okay to squat on the board. With the normalfags comes the blogposting avatarfags from Jow Forums who spam depressive greentexts for attentionwhoring reasons, who beget ironic frogposters who mimick those posts for a cheap (you) to piss off people who hate that kind of thread, who attract the more hardcore fags who unironically believe in Kekistan and meme culture who can't be reasoned with! The first is already enough to discourage people from visiting the board, but the last two and especially the last one choke out OC entirely. They circulate rare Pepes and hog the majority of the board out of some "cultural obligation". Anything that isn't part of the green circlejerk either gets ignored entirely or mocked like what you did with Simon and Borche before being discarded and forgotten. This is exactly why in spite of the filterbot to supposedly keep repeated posts from manifesting Jow Forums has become stagnant for two years and has a standing culture which should be impossible for a random board.

You know what the weebs didn't do? They didn't hide any original content they found distasteful into the ground and bury it! We had Blepe, the Jow Forums plant, Boche, Simon, Crash Bandicoot and Leaf Girl and a hundred other things from Jow Forums that weren't /a/ or anime inspired.

How can a person be dictated for protection if they anonymously post a frog thread that just is whatever, but at the same time anonymously post another thread shitting on what they call "weebs"
And why should that law of protection only be specifically for frogs?

I can agree with the rest of of your argument
however
Blepe was just a fucking pepe clone that was probably used by frogposters themselves to infiltrate Jow Forums

We even had Chicanon and KNS and the Slowjak fags all taking part in Jow Forums for a long time that absolutely hated weebs and trolled them to no end! They eventually got banned, but not because they hated weebs, but because they broke the rules in two and ended up spamming the board! So if you want to hate on weebs, you can do that on Jow Forums too. It's an anime board AND an anti-anime board! But if you try and bound and gag it by the same constraints as Jow Forums and keep it sterile so you can claim the continued lordship of Lord Pepe King of Kekistan, you're killing the entire point of Jow Forums. You're not letting it grow or evolve, and centering it on Pepe excludes every other group on the board!

k

I saw Blepe as a chance to replace the stigma behind Pepe with something fresh and new. He was "hip" and "cool" in a 90s kind of way and didn't take himself seriously like Kekistan did. Didn't work out in the end because he just ended up being used as an avatar for smug assholes like Pepe. Same with Apu. Started well enough, became a face for smug assholes in the end. I might not care about anime, but I like Yotsuba. Know why? You don't find smug assholes using her to start a greentext thread about how they used a normalfag like a tool and felt great about it!