How so, may you ask when it sounds like I am living the dream and have won at life? Well let me tell you my sorry tale. It turns out sex is over rated. Since I was a teenager I have thought of hardly anything else, whenever I met a woman I was always picturing in my minds eye how they would look naked, how their funbags would feel squeezed between my fingers like playdoh and how sex would be with them. I did this with literally every woman I met, from hot students right up to the old ladies that come to the cafe I waiter at for sunday lunch. Finally though at 31 I have got my first girlfriend. After 8 months of dating I plucked up the courage to ask her if she wanted to "do it". she said yes, on the proviso we did not have the lights on or come out from under the sheets. She made me wear a condom too as she has decided the world is too cruel now to create children, what with Brexit and Trump.
So anyway I was plugging away on top of her for a ten minutes or so before I gave up, she said it was OK as she was board. I wouldn't say sex and putting your penis in a woman is bad per say, but it felt very "meh" not like how you see in the movies or porn.
Very disappointing.
I feel now that after being lied to all this time about sex being magical there is nothing really to look forward to in life. I had finally achieved everything I wanted in life and reached the pinnacle of manliness and now there was nothing left for me.
>I had sex in the dark under the sheets and a condom and the sex was awful would not recommend Sounds like to me you feel for the pure virginal nice girl meme.
Noah Reed
Not really, she is just fat and didn't want me looking at her naked body.
Samuel Allen
She sounds utterly asexual. No wonder you didn't have a good time. Might as well have been fucking a chuck roast nailed to a plank of wood.
Landon Adams
>I had sex in the dark under the sheets with a condom AND she was fat >sex like totally sucks guys would not recommend I hope you learned why nobody cares about anecdotal evidence now.
Liam Cook
Sex doesnt feel good physically, but emotionally it is great stimulus. Sex also quenches a primal carnal instinct.
David King
Are you mentally retarded? you had sex with a fat chick in the dark with a condom, and you based sex as a whole off of that shitty experience? you're actually such a moron to the point that I have no words to describe how stupid you are.
Gavin King
But I love her. I bought her a slap up meal to say sorry on friday (it was at a Beef-Eater so quite classy too). She wants to try it again, but I fail to see what is in it for me. I just want things to go back to how they were before really.
Brandon Ramirez
Some of us here have been saying that for years now. Normies will always judge their merit (and yours) based on how many women you get. The world will always tell you how great sex is, how vitally important, and how nothing feels better.
But the reality is that it's a shit ton of work and effort for an experience that is ultimately incredibly bland, boring, and useless.
Another myth are relationships and women in general. The incel KHHV's here think you just gotta succeed once and that's it. That's the jackpot. The reality is that being in a relationship is a shit ton of trouble. It is *never* like it is in movies. What you get is a life full of useless compromises, constant squabbles and drama, whatever you want to do she doesn't and same vice versa. And ultimately it'll break down and she'll leave you for another guy.
The day we get humanlike AI / robots with all of the pros and none of the cons, is the day that men and women will stop having fucking anything to do with one another. Women are just people, there's nothing special or good about them. Most men have 100 times more fun with other guys, so if you can't stand living with your best friend for longer than a few days at most, how could you possibly do this with a woman that brings nothing but complications and shares almost none of your interests? Sex? Yeah.
I'm an old fag. Had sex many times in my life. You wanna learn a secret? An average time masturbating beats most of my best sexual experiences easily. You wanna learn another? Practically every woman I've been with, most of them experienced, considers themselves good and skilled in bed and what they do is just lie the fuck down like a dead fish and let you do all the work. Maybe put a moan in there once in a while.
So when we say that sex is overrated, you have no idea just how fucking incredibly overrated it is.
Hunter Ramirez
>she said yes, on the proviso we did not have the lights on or come out from under the sheets What the fuck? What did you say to her about that? She clearly finds you disgusting, doesn't sound like a good foundation for a relationship
Jack Martinez
She doesn't find me disgusting she has body dismorphia issues because she is a bit fat. I think she is lovely though and I would imagine her breasts look very nice too.
Cooper Lopez
>world is too cruel now to create children, what with Brexit and Trump. bait made me laugh
why did it take you 8 months of dating? what kind of a relationship is that?
Tyler Miller
I'm sorry I can't get pass your reddit spacing
Jose Bell
>what kind of a relationship is that?
One based on love and not debauchery. It was my intention to wait until I'm married or at least until after she introduces me to her parents or lets me into her house (she has a lodger who is really anti-ginger hair people so I can't show up there or contact her unless she rings first, but he has a long contract on the room so she can't get rid of him).
However, I just let urges get the better of me.
Christian Perry
I relate perfectly OP. My first time was a total letdown and I though just like you that there was nothing else to look forward to. But don't worry too much about it, the first time is often not that good. Right of the bat condoms are shit, I personally can't feel anything with one on so maybe you're the same. Also it depends on the girl you do it with. Was she into it? Did she take some initiatives? My ex gf was so boring in bed there was no way I could get it off even without a condom. Finally, it gets better with some experience. The first couple of times may not be that great cause you don't really know how to do it and what makes you feel good. Try different things and you're bound to find what you're into. Don't give up. Sex can really be as good as they say.
Camden Moore
idk OP when the girl is into it it's a lot of fun. I'm sure this isn't just me, but nothing turns me on more than when you've got a girl who is acting like a total cock hungry slut in bed, and that's pretty regardless of what she looks like.
Was there any foreplay? Did you get her all revved up before you put it in? That can help a lot. If she is horny enough she won't care if the lights are on.
That's the fun part about sex. The kissing, the moaning, the screaming, the grunting. All those noises, touches, and smells.
It's possible this girl you're with may not have that much of a sex drive. Since she's remained a virgin until her 30's I think that could very well be the case.
Idk, I've found after being in a relationship for 8 years that sometimes our sex drives are out of sync. There have been times where I wanted it more than she did and times where she wanted it more than I did. Other times we have periods where we're both horny as fuck or we will have periods where neither one of us really feels like it and that's okay too.
Also >she has decided the world is too cruel now to create children, what with Brexit and Trump.
Fucking get out of there man. I mean you probably shouldn't have kids with her after only 8 months of dating anyway but if she's basing her decision to not have kids on that she is stupid.
Literally who cares about Brexit and Trump. How is either one of those things impacting her day to day life other than she probably watches Rachel Maddow cry on television three times a week.
Condoms suck, the difference between unprotected sex and sex with a condom is like night and day. If she doesn't want kids get her to get on birth control. Like other anons said, the whole putting the penis in vagina part isn't the 'big draw'. It feels good, yeah, but it's the culmination of various other things that makes sex great. Of course if you're just moving your penis backwards and forwards silently in complete darkness and not doing anything else it's gonna suck.
Tyler Barnes
>Was there any foreplay?
We didn't because I was worried it might wake up my Mother and Father. They would literally kill me if they knew I had a woman in after curfew, let alone penising her.
>I mean you probably shouldn't have kids with her after only 8 months of dating anyway but if she's basing her decision to not have kids on that she is stupid.
I brought up the subject of kids when we were going to have sex. I don't want to be one of those irresponsible fathers you hear about so I had to make sure. I take it by your mentioning of (I presume) a journalist not known outside of America that you're not British. Brexit is incredibly stressful and will wipe out a lot of jobs here at the coalface, whether you agree with it in principle or not and we are worried Trump might start WW3, you are probably kept in the Dark about that in the USA because of your media censorship but he's come close a few times now. A very stressful time to start a family.
Juan Scott
You are a mildly good story teller but you are trying too hard.
Chase Barnes
What an absolute retard. You had sex with a fat chick in the darkness under the sheets AND had a condom on and you're talking about sex being overrated.
Sex is great, simple as that and if you don't think so you're just mentally disabled.
Don't anything else to say other than based and normiepilled, too many people think sex will be some kind of transcendental epiphany, but the real enlightenment you'll get from sex is that its not worth worrying over, there's too many other things in life that are better than it.
